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Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it's gonna be quick, aight All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dick and all them other cats you run with, get done with, dumb quick How the f*ck you gonna cross the dog with some bum shi*t? Aight There go the gun click, nine one one shi*t All over some dumb shi*t, ain't that some shi*t Y'all niggaz remind me of a strip club, cause everytime you come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked And I don't know who the f*ck you think you talkin to but I'm not him, aight slim? So watch what you do Or you gon' find yourself, buried next to someone else and we all thought you loved yourself But that couldn't have been the issue, or maybe they just sayin that, now cause they miss you shi*t a nigga tried to diss you That's why you layin on your back, lookin at the roof of the church Preacher tellin the truth and it hurts
Refrein: Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here
Off the chain I leave niggaz soft in the brain cause niggaz still want the fame, off the name First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be f*ckin with me and you, you ain't strong enough So whatever it is you puffin on that got you think that you Superman I got the Kryptonite, should I smack him with my dick and the mic? Y'all niggaz is characters, not even good actors What's gon' be the outcome? Hmm, let's add up all the factors You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know Your old man say you stupid, you be like, "So? I love my baby mother, I never let her go" I'm tired of weak ass niggaz whinin over puss that don't belong to them, f*ck is wrong with them? They f*ck it up for real niggaz like my mans and them who get it on on the strength of the hands with them, MAN
Refrein: Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here
I bring down rains so heavy it curse the head No more talkin - put him in the dirt instead You keep walin - lest you tryin to end up red Cause if I end up fed, y'all end up dead Cause youse a soft type nigga Fake up North type nigga Puss like a soft white nigga Dog is a dog, blood's thicker than water We done been through the mud and we quicker to slaughter The bigger the order, the more guns we brought out We run up in there, e'rybody come out, don't nobody run out Sun in to sun out, I'ma keep the gun out Nigga runnin his mouth? I'ma blow his lung out Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin You know who gon' find you? (Who?) Some old man fishin Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest
Refrein: Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here
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Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe
Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Believe we gon' fight(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you
Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize And I'ma have you first always in my heart To keep you satisfied
Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Believe we gon' fight(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you
Got every right to wanna leave Got every right to wanna go Got every right to hit the road And never talk to me no more You don't even have to call Even check for me at all [ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Because the way I been actin' lately Has been off the wall Especially towards you Puttin' girls before you And they watchin' everything I been doin' Just to hurt you Most of it just ain't true(Ain't true) And they won't show you How much of a queen you are to me And why I love you baby
Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Believe we gon' fight(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you
Oh oh oh oh oh Cause I got you Cause I got you Ooooh Cause I got you babe Cause I got you
Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Believe we gon' fight(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Believe we gon' fight(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe
Wonderful so wonderful is your unfailing love Your cross is spoken mercy over me No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart can fully know How glorious, how beautiful you are
Chorus: Beautiful one I love Beautiful one I adore Beautiful one my soul must sing
Powerful so powerful your glory fills the skies Your mighty works displayed for all to see The beauty of your majesty awakes my heart to sing How marvelous, how wonderful you are
Chorus(x2)
You’ve opened my eyes to your wonders anew Captured my heart with this love ‘Cause nothing on earth is as beautiful as you
You’ve opened my eyes to your wonders anew Captured my heart with this love ‘Cause nothing on earth is as beautiful as you
Chorus(x3)
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
I don’t care what they say about me It’s alright, alright I don’t care what they think about me It’s alright, they’ll get it one day
I love You, I’ll follow You You are my, my life I will read my bible and pray I will follow You all day
I don’t care what it costs anymore ‘Cause You gave it all and I’m following You I don’t care what it takes anymore No matter what happens I’m going Your way
I love You, I’ll follow You You are my, my life I will read my bible and pray I will follow You all day
All day, All day now, All day
Anyone around can see Just how good You’ve been to me For all my friends who don’t know You
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Here I come, I'm 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here we come now, we're 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here I come, I'm 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here we come now, we're 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up now
You bark accusations that paralyze my brothers in fear Only a small spark starts a unquenchable fire
Here I come, I'm 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here we come now, we're 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here I come, I'm 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here we come now, we're 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up now
We're 'bout to rise up now
We're 'bout to rise up Here I come, I'm 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up Here we come now, we're 'bout to rise up With all of my people, we're 'bout to rise up now
We're 'bout to rise up now We're 'bout to rise up
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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I will dance I will sing To be mad For my King Nothing Lord Is hindering This passion in my soul
Chorus: And I'll become Even more undignified than this Some may say It's foolishness But I'll become Even more undignified than this Leave my pride By my side And I'll become Even more undignified than this Some may say It's foolishness But I'll become Even more undignified than this Than this
La, la, la, la, la, HEY! La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, HEY! La, la, la, la, la
It's all for You my Lord!
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quiet down please Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!) Good luck Mr. Shady
[Eminem] Hi there little boys and girls (f*ck YOU!) Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!) And even if they escaped and they got the cops the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, and what it might do to you So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) So kids say no to drugs (that's right) So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[Eminem] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? f*ck NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back Meet Zach, twenty-one years old After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb* His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH* And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" cause they took it too, so they think it's funny So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right) and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right) and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can) She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack) So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right) And there's really nothin else to say (but umm) Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[Eminem] And last but not least, one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?) Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?) And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?) cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!) See drugs are bad, it's a common fact But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!) But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, cause I'm bad for you
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh) and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down) and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask) She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will) So kids say no to drugs (say no) So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do) And there's really nothin else to say (that's right) Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!) Sing along children (Suck my motherf*ckin dick!) Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!) So don't do drugs (Suck my motherf*ckin penis!) so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!) (Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!) (So, f*cked up, right now..)
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
[Chorus: John Cena] Your time is up, my time is now You can't see me, my time is now It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now You can't see me, my time is now!
[John Cena] In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished A soldier, and I stay under you fightin' Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing they could run with my division but they gone fishing - - with no bait, kid your boy hold weight I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan
[Chorus]
[Tha Trademarc] Yeah, uhh It's gon' be what it's gon' be Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T Uhh - it's a war dance and victory step A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep John Cena, Trademarc, y'all are so-so And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show See what happens when the ice age melt You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps I rock a timepiece by Benny if any The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me A man's measured by the way that he thinks Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self So for now Marc Predka's livin' live for wealth
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Alright partner Keep on rollin’ baby You know what time it is
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Chocolate starfish) (Yeah) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Gonna keep on rollin’ baby) (Come on) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Come on) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Yeah) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Now I know y’all be lovin' this [shi*t] right here L.I.M.P. Bizkit is right here People in the house put them hands in the air Cause if you don’t care, then we don’t care 1, 2, 3 times two to the six Jonesin’ for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix So where the [f*ck] you at punk Shut the [f*ck] up and back the [f*ck] up While we [f*ck] this track up
Throw your hands up Throw your hands up (Ladies and gentleman) Throw your hands up (Yeah) Throw your hands up Throw your hands up
Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Come on) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Yeah) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah) You can’t mess with Limp Bizkit (Why?) Because we get it on (When?) Every day, and every night (Oh) And this platinum thing right here? (Uh-huh) Yo, we’re doin’ it all the time (What?) So you better get some beats and a some better rhymes (D'oh) We got the gang set so don’t complain yet Twenty four seven never beggin’ for a rain check Old school soldiers blastin’ out the hot [shi*t] That rock [shi*t] puttin’ bounce in the mosh pit
Throw your hands up Throw your hands up (Ladies and gentleman) Throw your hands up (Yeah) Throw your hands up Throw your hands up
Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Come on) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Yeah) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Hey ladies, hey fellas And the people that don’t give a [f*ck] All the lovers, all the haters And all the people that call themselves players Hot mamas, pimp daddies And the people rollin’ up in Caddies Hey rockers, hip hoppers And everybody all around the world
Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Yeah) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Come on) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Come on) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Yeah) Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Monday, February 05, 2007
Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new media. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mindf*ck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the ****** America. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along in the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to argue.
Don't wanna be an American idiot. One nation controlled by the media. Information nation of hysteria. It's going out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so f*ck him and f*ck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? shi*t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a f*ck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shi*t it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a f*ck!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us f*ck it, let's all stand up
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
(Yo', man) Yo' (Open up, man) What do you want, man? (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you? (I don't know how I let this happen) With who? (The girl next door, you know) Man (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you (Alright)
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say you're not, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her From what she was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex As funny as it be by you, it not that complex Seein is believin so you better change your specs You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass Wait for your answer: go over there But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused I've been listenin to your reasonin It makes no sense at all We should tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused You may think that you're a player But you're completely lost That's why I sing
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
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