About Me
Salut. Je suis Julien.
Allright Julien,
I'm assuming this is your first therapy class?
Yes.
How old are you?
Sixteen, sir.
When's your birthday?
January 20, 1989.
What's your favourite colour?
Grey.
I see.
Is that a bad thing?
Are you homosexual?
No, but I find men strangely arousing.
That would make you bisexual?
Well, aren't you the know it all?
Allright, what seems to be the problem?
I strongly dislike myself.
Do you cut yourself?
No, sir.
Meaning you're not in any way suicidal?
Not at all, sir.
Well, you do dislike yourself, don't you?
No.
But you just said you did.
Well, I don't; sorry.
Then why the hell are you here?
I love you.
That's all you need to know about me, really.
Ps. This wasn't an actual therapy class. x]
