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The Captain and Casey have been on FUEL TV since the channel started in 2003, and over the last three years, their show, “The Captain And Casey Show” has become one of the most popular on the channel thanks to the duo turning what looks like a very low-budget studio set into an roller derby track, a Mexican wrestling ring, and hosting a toga party, among other things.

            The Captain (Jeff Carlson) and Chris Casey grew up together in St. Louis and have known each other for years. Whether they’re on screen or not, the duo banter back and forth constantly, cracking inside jokes, making references to things that only they and their close friends would get, and pretty much have a great time all the time.

            The Captain and Casey recently sat down with us (only after we offered them a few beers) and discussed the upcoming season of “The Captain And Casey Show” on FUEL TV. Here’s what they had to say:

                                                         

What are some of the highlights of the new season?

Casey: The day that the Captain had diarrhea and he was hung up by the harness.

Captain: I didn’t have diarrhea. I was just hung over.

Casey: We also got to cover the entire set in snow for the first time ever! Then there was the time that we had a sand box built in the studio and we had more people than ever on the set. It was very hectic!

Captain: It was for the guys from Sugar Skateboards. They like ollieing over sand gaps in Santa Monica, so we wanted to make them feel at home.

Casey: But Marco (Jazbinsek, Sugar Skateboards owner) didn’t bring his bangy bong. We were bummed.

Captain: Another highlight is we got a new couch for the set.

Casey: How’s that feel? I never get to sit on it. I’m always behind the desk playing with Keggy, running the trains, and keeping stuff going.

Captain: It’s really comfortable.

Casey: There’s also lots of good skating this season.

Captain: They let us out of the studio a lot more.

Casey: To all the readers, if you’re lucky, we’ll be coming to your town soon!

 

What about some of the guests who will be on the show this season?

Casey: Rob Dyrdek is on this season, and you get to see a trailer of his new movie with P. Rod called “Street Dreams.”

 

Casey, at the beginning of every show, you’re in bed with two girls. Tell us about that night?

Casey: Well, maybe we smoked the cigarettes you see in the background, and maybe we drank the alcohol you see in the room. I can tell you I’ve passed out on plenty of women in my time. The funny thing was the motel owner thought we were filming a porno in there. Maybe we were …

Captain: Here’s an interesting fact: The driver of the limo in the show’s intro is actually Justin Bokma. He used to be a pro for Balance Skateboards.

 

So Captain, are you actually a “captain” of anything?

Captain: Of fun! I think everyone is the captain of their own ship.

Casey: He actually does have his boat license!

Captain: I’m into making beer right now. I’ve also started a club called the California Leisure Activities Club—CLAC. You can try to join if you want. We’re into leisure activities like hammocks, yatching, bbqs, archery, badminton, and I just started getting into guns.

Casey: Yeah, let’s go to the gun range and shoot some stuff!

 

Now that you guys are big TV stars, do you get recognized a lot?

Casey: If we’re together, we get recognized all the time.

Captain: I went to rent a boat, and the guy who was cleaning the boat looked at me and said: “I thought the Captain would have a bigger boat.” And I didn’t know what he was talking about. But then he said he was a big fan of the show. So that’s the kind of person who watches the show--guys who clean out the toilets in boats!

 

Anything else you guys want to mention?

Casey: We’re always auditioning for new cocktail waitresses on the show. If you’re a good looking girl and you want to be on our show, e-mail us a picture at: info@remotecontrolmonkey.tv.

 

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The Captain and Casey have been on FUEL TV since the channel started in 2003, and over the last three years, their show, “The Captain And Casey Show” has become one of the most popular on the channel thanks to the duo turning what looks like a very low-budget studio set into an roller derby track, a Mexican wrestling ring, and hosting a toga party, among other things.

            The Captain (Jeff Carlson) and Chris Casey grew up together in St. Louis and have known each other for years. Whether they’re on screen or not, the duo banter back and forth constantly, cracking inside jokes, making references to things that only they and their close friends would get, and pretty much have a great time all the time.

            The Captain and Casey recently sat down with us (only after we offered them a few beers) and discussed the upcoming season of “The Captain And Casey Show” on FUEL TV. Here’s what they had to say:

                                                         

What are some of the highlights of the new season?

Casey: The day that the Captain had diarrhea and he was hung up by the harness.

Captain: I didn’t have diarrhea. I was just hung over.

Casey: We also got to cover the entire set in snow for the first time ever! Then there was the time that we had a sand box built in the studio and we had more people than ever on the set. It was very hectic!

Captain: It was for the guys from Sugar Skateboards. They like ollieing over sand gaps in Santa Monica, so we wanted to make them feel at home.

Casey: But Marco (Jazbinsek, Sugar Skateboards owner) didn’t bring his bangy bong. We were bummed.

Captain: Another highlight is we got a new couch for the set.

Casey: How’s that feel? I never get to sit on it. I’m always behind the desk playing with Keggy, running the trains, and keeping stuff going.

Captain: It’s really comfortable.

Casey: There’s also lots of good skating this season.

Captain: They let us out of the studio a lot more.

Casey: To all the readers, if you’re lucky, we’ll be coming to your town soon!

 

What about some of the guests who will be on the show this season?

Casey: Rob Dyrdek is on this season, and you get to see a trailer of his new movie with P. Rod called “Street Dreams.”

 

Casey, at the beginning of every show, you’re in bed with two girls. Tell us about that night?

Casey: Well, maybe we smoked the cigarettes you see in the background, and maybe we drank the alcohol you see in the room. I can tell you I’ve passed out on plenty of women in my time. The funny thing was the motel owner thought we were filming a porno in there. Maybe we were …

Captain: Here’s an interesting fact: The driver of the limo in the show’s intro is actually Justin Bokma. He used to be a pro for Balance Skateboards.

 

So Captain, are you actually a “captain” of anything?

Captain: Of fun! I think everyone is the captain of their own ship.

Casey: He actually does have his boat license!

Captain: I’m into making beer right now. I’ve also started a club called the California Leisure Activities Club—CLAC. You can try to join if you want. We’re into leisure activities like hammocks, yatching, bbqs, archery, badminton, and I just started getting into guns.

Casey: Yeah, let’s go to the gun range and shoot some stuff!

 

Now that you guys are big TV stars, do you get recognized a lot?

Casey: If we’re together, we get recognized all the time.

Captain: I went to rent a boat, and the guy who was cleaning the boat looked at me and said: “I thought the Captain would have a bigger boat.” And I didn’t know what he was talking about. But then he said he was a big fan of the show. So that’s the kind of person who watches the show--guys who clean out the toilets in boats!

 

Anything else you guys want to mention?

Casey: We’re always auditioning for new cocktail waitresses on the show. If you’re a good looking girl and you want to be on our show, e-mail us a picture at: info@remotecontrolmonkey.tv.

 

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Not bad...I'M GOING TO STATE!!
Season stuff:
Fastest pin:
Ashleigh White 135/4.07 seconds
Most points scored in a match:
Connor Franschechz 180/17 points
Best matches of the season:
Ashleigh White 135/2nd match at Greenville
Dan Wells Lightweight/1st match at Greenville
Dakota Hudson 185/1st match at Comstock Park
Steven Landis 155/3rd match at Comstock Park
Grambi Award:
Ashleigh White 135/Comstock Park Tournament
Captains:
Ashleigh White/135
Casey Smith/147
Dan Poindexter/135
Steven Landis/155
Paulie Martinez/120
The team:
Matt Hager/Lightweight 2-3
Dan Wells/Lightweight 14-4
Zack Pompreit/Lightweight 6-10
Zack Buchanaan/Lightweight 2-8
LD Kadolph/Lightweight 1-4
Kurt Morse/Lightweight 12-6
Aaron Rodriquez/Lightweight 2-4
Kenny Hull/100 14-5
Steven Denslow/100 0-9
Cody Nicks/105 14-2
Josh DeWys/110 12-6
Tom Goward/115 17-2
Paulie Martinez/120 18-4
Kitwana Clark/125 1-4
Zach Curtis/130 12-8
Hunter Hudson/130 2-2
Ashleigh White/135/140 29-0
Dan Poindexter/130/135 24-0
Jake Beg/140 6-3
Casey Smith/147 5-6
Cody Egan/147 14-4
Dave Taylor/150 3-2
Steven Landis/155 21-0
Dakota Dunneback/160 2-4
Ian Palmer/160 2-4
Nick Krol/165 7-2
Connor Franschechz/180 19-1
Dakota Hudson/185 16-0
Kristen Race/185 0-12
Ron Mancha/185 7-4
Brett Dempsey/Heavyweight 9-3
Elmerto Russell/Heavyweight 2-3
They still have 2 more meets and a tournament, so that could change.This is it for now, though.Some of the kids hardly ever wrestle and some are really bad.

State Qualifiers:
Ashleigh White
Dan Poindexter
Steve Landis
Connor Franschechz

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Heck Yea!I got the fastest pin!
Season stuff:
Fastest pin:
Ashleigh White 135/4.07 seconds
Most points scored in a match:
Connor Franschechz 180/17 points
Best matches of the season:
Ashleigh White 135/2nd match at Greenville
Dan Wells Lightweight/1st match at Greenville
Dakota Hudson 185/1st match at Comstock Park
Steven Landis 155/3rd match at Comstock Park
Grambi Award:
Ashleigh White 135/Comstock Park Tournament
Captains:
Ashleigh White/135
Casey Smith/147
Dan Poindexter/135
Steven Landis/155
Paulie Martinez/120
The team:
Matt Hager/Lightweight 2-3
Dan Wells/Lightweight 14-4
Zack Pompreit/Lightweight 6-10
Zack Buchanaan/Lightweight 2-8
LD Kadolph/Lightweight 1-4
Kurt Morse/Lightweight 12-6
Aaron Rodriquez/Lightweight 2-4
Kenny Hull/100 14-5
Steven Denslow/100 0-9
Cody Nicks/105 14-2
Josh DeWys/110 12-6
Tom Goward/115 17-2
Paulie Martinez/120 18-4
Kitwana Clark/125 1-4
Zach Curtis/130 12-8
Hunter Hudson/130 2-2
Ashleigh White/135/140 29-0
Dan Poindexter/130/135 24-0
Jake Beg/140 6-3
Casey Smith/147 5-6
Cody Egan/147 14-4
Dave Taylor/150 3-2
Steven Landis/155 21-0
Dakota Dunneback/160 2-4
Ian Palmer/160 2-4
Nick Krol/165 7-2
Connor Franschechz/180 19-1
Dakota Hudson/185 16-0
Kristen Race/185 0-12
Ron Mancha/185 7-4
Brett Dempsey/Heavyweight 9-3
Elmerto Russell/Heavyweight 2-3
They still have 2 more meets and a tournament, so that could change.This is it for now, though.Some of the kids hardly ever wrestle and some are really bad.

State Qualifiers:
Ashleigh White
Dan Poindexter
Steve Landis
Connor Franschechz


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MY BUTTERFLY!!!!!!..........CASEY!!!!.........I LOVE U SWEETHEART!!!.....

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The hand I hold, I touch it now for all enternity. The love that I have for you. I give from you to me. In hope that the things you say and do reflects the lessons learned. The rewards that you have received, are the ones you have earned.  I'm your present friend, and your true friend. But when this all blows over, my love for you want end. For you are in my dearest memory, forever you will be. And now that you are gone. You took a part of me. This hand I hold, I touch it now for all eternity, the love that I have for you, I give from you to me. 


R.I.P.   John-Casey Ashley
                          November 30, 1987
                                        March 11, 2005

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--------------Favorite-----------------

restaurant: China Star

drink: Water

season: winter & Summer

type of weather: Cloudy day weather

emotion: happy, sometimes I actually like bein' pissed

late-night activity: haha.....dont worry about it -lol- jk

sport: tennis

city: LOS ANGELES baby!!!!

Store: Hollister & Amercrombie & Fitch

--------------When was the last time you......-----------------------

cried: last night b4 I saw Casey, Ash & Mikey

played a sport: yesterday

laughed: today

hugged someone: Last night

Kissed someone: Last night

felt depressed: last week

felt overworked: every f*ckin' time I go to school!!

faked sick: a month ago

lied: I lie 2 much so i can't remember -lol- :p jk

--------------What was the last.....---------------

word you said: Bye

thing you ate: nachos......wow not a hotpocket for once -lol-

Song you listened to: Pink -- Family Portrait

thing you drank: water

place you went to: Casey and Mikey's

Movie you saw: some horror movie on the tv

movie you rented: i dont rent movies

-----------Who was the last person you--------

hugged: Casey

cried over: Casey

kissed: Casey

Danced with: myself! -lol- I bein' a retard in front of ariel & everyone in the bathroom for fun.

shared a secret with: Ashley

Had a sleepover with: well it wasn't really a sleepover, I just slept @ Sho's house.

called: well, he called me and it was Mikey -lol-

Went to a movie with: Casey, Savannah, and Jessica.

Saw: Casey, Ash, and Mikey

Were angry with: my mom

couldn't take your eyes off: Casey

-------------Have you ever--------------

danced in the rain: no

kissed someone: yes

done drugs: no

drank alcohol: yes

slept around: no

gone to far on a dare: no

spun around until you were REALLY dizzy: Yes!!

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CASEY BACK OFF I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! DIE I DON'T CARE IT WON'T BE ON MY CONSIOUS!!! YOU AREN'T MY BRAIN AND IF I ACT EMO THATS MY PROBLEM NOT YOURS AND  BEING EMO DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE BROKEN UP PARENTS OK DIP S***??
AND MAYBE I'M EMO FOR MY OWN REASONS OK? ITS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS SO **** OFF!!!



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Jordan-You are awesome!  I love snowboarding with you its major fun! and I care muchly bout you!

Janis-You are shaweet! I love hanging out with you! You crack me up with your stupid lil things!Best Friends till de end

Shayla-You rock!! You are so blonde but thats why I love ya!

Kelly-You are coolio! and tha nuggets kik ass so do u!

Emy-I love you

Josh-Why tha f*ck do u like me?! Well Anyways you rock and your so understanding

Tyler- You will alwayz be muh big brother

Sean-Your a liar but your cool

Ashley-I will alwayz love ya like muh sis!

Maddi-You are awesome! Dont let guys get cha down!

Mandi-You are soo sweet and beautiful

Moniki tiki-I love ya

Carley-Your muh G-dawg!! I f*ckin luv ya and your gorgeous!

Casey-I wish I wouldnt of wasted muh heart on sumthing that never mattered but I love ya you will alwayz be one of muh best friends and your are so damn athletic

Brady-YOU KIK MAJOR ASS you are muh boi and we better alwayz be best friendz!

Taylor R.-Haha I love ya and you are fun to hang out with.. But then again in sum wayz you effin suck!

Paul-Paul James Bitch Haha you are fan-f*cking-tastic!!

Chantelle-You are soo pretty and nice I luv ya!

Lynn-You've alwayz been there when i needed help.. I am here for you

Britt N- Gurl I luff you tonz you are one of muh best friends dont forget that

Britt I-Muh #1 bitch!

Janna-Drama Quenn but i love ya

Mark-You are pimp

Dalton-You are soo protective of me n thats why i luv u

Logan-You lie but i still love you

Luke-You are pretty freakin cool


Mana-I f*cking love you more than anyone and i miss you sooo much!You will alwayz be my bestest friend!

Manda S- yeah you are pretty freakin awesome

Austin-I Hate you!


Chase-Haha so according to you we will burn in hell together I love you! 0-o yeah and you know what I am the next exorcist!yeah biotch lol

Keaton-You are damn right... I am f*cking crazy and I love it too lol but you are awesome
If I forgot you just tell me...


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jj is my homie  so dont fck wit him bitches

casey she is tite as hell so dnt f*ck wit her ether
 brandon he is like a bother 2me and we smoke all da weedto gather
 lee he is my home dogg
amanda she 2 sexy

ashley casey cuz she kool

tanya she kool

letty is da bomb

alex is kool

if u ewant me 2 add u jst ask and ill think bout it

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Our ways did change,
our life is better!
We didnt fall apart!
We got over this hard time and now
we are happy!
Janie/Eve that she has her friends
and isn't heartbroken
and Casey
that she is still together with JJ
and very very happy!
We would never change our places with anyone
else because we are bestest friends
and no-one can change us!
We rock and we
are happy...
got it guys?

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                      We both had our hearts broken
                  We got over saddness by leaning on
                                     Eachother.
                    Its so hard to find love these days
                         we grow so much together
           then they break your heart and then turn away
                              so me -n- janie stay
                           we tell eachother it will be ok
                   we fall inlove for all the wrong reasons
                               and it didnt work out
                                       so we say
                             leave get out right now
                 our love was just a waste of time

               hope u injoy!!<3

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