I'd have to say that this St. Patty's day weekend was one of the best ones yet for me. My St. Patty’s day weekend started at about noon on Friday. We went out to lunch at work for a few reasons. firstly it was St. Patty’s day of course; secondly it was one of the long time employees last day at the company. Unfortunately this one wasn’t on the company but no matter because I got a 2 1/2 hour lunch break out of it! haha while there I had a couple pints of Canadian, I didn’t want to over do it because...well I was working lol. when we got back to the office we toasted the leaving employee and so we had a few shots of sambuca that someone had lying around! I love where I work lol
after work I went to pick up one of my long time friends Chris. when we got our shi*t together and met up with the rest of the crew we started to head up to Collingwood. as soon as we got there, it was about 7:30 we cracked the 24 and St. patty's day party officially began. I had a 24 of Keiths and a mickey of Tequila, not to mention the greens and the fun guy that I had with me.
at about 9 we headed into the village at the base of BlueMountain and at first we went into Kay too and had a couple beers but didn’t stay too long. after that we headed over to Skool which was in a basement and all they played was hip hop...not exactly my style, but by this time I was so liquored up that it didn’t matter anymore. when I walked into the bar I was dumbfounded when someone I knew was screaming my name and reaching for a hug. It was Emmy, one of my older brothers friends (and mine too) from Guvernment in Toronto, she worked there as a bartender.
Even though I wasn’t too keen on the whole hip hop vibe of the room I made do and plus....I was really hammered. so at about 1:30 comes around and look over at Chris and he’s getting dragged up the stairs and getting kicked out! lol he was asked repeatedly to remove his hat...apparently he didn’t want to hahah. at this point were not interested in going to another bar, especially since I had almost a whole 24 at the house. I could have gone to a keggar but my best friend was spewing everywhere and I didn’t want to bail on him so we went to grab a cab.
we got into a cab and this old man jumps in with us. he didn’t tell us where it was he wanted to go but we made sure that he knew that he wasn’t getting a free ride. about half way home Chris leans over and says "I have to throw up!" haha so we pulled over ASAP and he got out and let loose! while he was doing that the old man hops out of the car and takes off down the street! lil punk! haha shane and I get out of the car to pursue the guy (I know, I know...all this for $5 but...lol it was entertaining to say the least...plus we were short $5 haha) we caught up to him and started asking for something to give the driver. all he could say to us was "you don’t want to do this guys, you don’t want to do this" lol it was pretty hilarious that he was threatening us but eventually he turned around and was nice enough to give us his pocket change. almost $2.50.... so we called him a dickhead and went back to the cab. the girls were insistent that we get more from the guy and frankly we all agreed...this guy was being a jerk off. so we drove up the block and one of the girls, Sonya, and I went after him to ask for the $5 that he owed the driver. at this point he had taken off behind a house so we followed him and when we caught up to him he "put up his dukes" as he referred to it...he wanted to fight me!??? lol if you could have seen this you could immediately tell that this was a mismatched fight, and I'm not really ever interested in fighting anyways. so I grab both his hands at the wrists and pick the guy up, flipped him upside down and asked him to his face. "Do you still want to fight? no I didn’t think so" I said to him as he started tearing up. finally he decided to pay the driver and we could get back on our way. we all pile into the car but before we close the door he had some final words to say to me..."you know...if you weren’t so big!" he says to me. "yea but I am" and I pushed him away from the car so that we could close the door and drive away.
as soon as we get him I rolled a spleef and had a few more beers, as did everyone, but not for long...everyone passed out! lol so I was the only one up still...to be hardcore you gotta live hardcore! lol so I stayed up alone. while I was out on the patio of this beautiful big house drinkin a beer and smokin, off in the distance I see headlights approaching the house. it was ken and miller commin back from the keggar they went to an hour and a half ago lol so the party was alive again! lol we drank until 5:30 in the morning at which time we passed out watching 'The Transporter'.
To be Continued...Day 2
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