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Well, not alot has been going on but I have some cool news, my camera arrived in penticton the other day so im gona be picking that up while im there for a couple days on the weekend. Me and my bro's have been playing golf and I won today, golf is dope haha . I plan to stay in van for a while and take photo's and film an then maybe move up to whis to film and shoot phot's with a really cool crew for the winter and do some shreddin! alrighty well I'll see some of you when im back for grad stuff on the weekend! Peace homies!

Published On: 5/21/2007
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My Journal: DEAR MAYOR,
By: Taiwan_Vaughan


 

Dear Mayor,

 

I’m one of those people that say they’ve been “saved”. There are a lot of us now, 32 million worldwide and the numbers are climbing rapidly. Although still relatively small in comparison with other clans, our institution has been the driving force behind popular fashions, cutting-edge music, film, and most modern art since the day our culture spawned 60 years ago. Whether alone, or in large groups, our place of worship is never limited to a church, temple or mosque, as we’re free to practice anywhere we like. Though seen in some ways as a cult, what binds us as a whole is not Jesus Christ, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha or even Hello Kitty. In fact our “fundamentalists” are no more than professional athletes, and our scholars produce what become our “bibles” in the form of magazines and DVD’s.

 

Never sure of whether to call itself a sport, an art, or even a new religion; skateboarding has always been in a league of its own. Together we skateboarders are a secure and unified nation. We share the same joy, the same pain, the same culture, all without needing a single leader to lead us, or boarders to fence us in. We are multinational, and within each of the countless counties we occupy we have no trouble being multicultural. All ages included, our way of life is physically and mentally healthy. A vast majority of us are staying out of trouble and away from a life of videogames while our games are often seen as a vast improvement over others. In the past decade, according to the American NSGA (National Sporting Goods Association) our relatively young sport has been replacing older sports such as Badminton, Billiards, Golf, Soccer, Baseball and Softball, Tennis and Table Tennis, Mountain Biking, and even Basketball, both on the Play Station and in the real world.

 

It was 17 years ago I started skateboarding. Since then it’s been without a doubt the most positive element in my life, and like so many guilt-ridden Catholics I feel indebt to its existence. Though great for everyone, skateboarding is a perfect outlet for “at risk” kids especially. Personally, any time my life started to go downhill, or if I got into trouble, it was always skateboarding that brought me back to life. Skateboarding’s secret societal healing power is in how it naturally fosters a need to be different and allows those who do it to progress and develop a healthy sense of independence, giving them improved confidence in all walks of life. It provides kids one more opportunity to get outside and actually do something instead of get bored and into trouble. Skateboarding continues to support life long after childhood as well. Being closely connected with the skateboard industry grants an array of highly satisfying job opportunities. I myself make a harmonious living instructing skateboarding, shooting photography and video of professionals, writing stories for skateboard magazines and even designing parks and plazas to skate in.

 

As one of many grateful skateboarders in existence, I sense a strong need to introduce skateboarding to others, protect what has made it great and keep alive the things that attracted me to it in the first place. It’s my desire to “keep it real", to keep the roots or fundamental characteristics functioning and in intact. Like a farmer I make sure it has plenty of regular waterings, enough fertile soil to root in, and as much light as it can get. Being from the west I’ve witnessed skateboarding in its mature form and feasted on its much larger fruit. Taiwan planted the seed just 10 years ago and it, like many of Taiwan’s borrowed culture or sports, is still a slow growing, vulnerable seedling, in need of special care and nurturing, and must first be grown tall and strong before any type of fruit can be had.    

 

 

 

 

 

CURRENT ISSUES

 

In a land lacking translated magazines and subtitled DVDs from the western world, and no strong local history, the skateboard scene here is like an empty shell. Without a clear idea of specific origins, skateboarding and its surrounding economy suffers from the same thing the “Hip Hop”, “Punk” or other borrowed western “youth cultures” suffer from in Taiwan. It quickly becomes a short lived fashion show if not enough new fans know what makes those western scenes shine so bright to begin with, what spawned them, or how they grew so big as to notice them halfway around the world.     

 

In what looks like proof of this theory, over the few years I’ve been in the Taiwanese skateboarding scene, the Taiwanese participation in skateboarding seems as though it has stalled at a modest midway point, odd for a sport that’s #2 next to Snowboarding in a list of the fastest growing sports on the planet. “Faddism” has indeed set in as too many have treated it as meaningless fashion, doing little or nothing to sustain a push forward or to help Taiwan’s skateboarding evolve and grow into the kind of scene one would and should have seen by now.

 

Not helping the situation also, is the fact that in Taiwan, and in much of the surrounding countries in Asia, skateboarding and its appeal to young people have been used by official “outside” organizations and their corporate associates mainly as a way to help promote the next cell phone, or products that have very little, if anything, to do with actual skateboarding. At the same time, skateboarding and its high potential for boosting tourism and its many profound social health benefits are being ignored and thus not cared for or utilized to the full extent they could be. Official decisions and planning that are said to aid in the promotion of the sport of skateboarding in Taiwan are currently being made by those who would not dare step on a skateboard themselves, and since they don’t skate they naturally know very little about skateboarding. Unfortunately for the Taiwanese tax payers, these “outsider associations” and there confused ideas on skateboarding have been approved by the Taiwan government to promote skateboarding since it first appeared in Taiwan barley 10 years ago. The Chinese Extreme Sports Association (CXA), to name a major example, is officially approved by the federal government to build “skateparks” and put on promotional events in name of something called the “X-Games”. It is quite apparent to whom the facilitation is supposedly for, that these planners and organizers lack the essential skills, experience, and cultural knowledge needed to help produce a strong, long-lasting skateboard scene in Taiwan. In fact, most of the local skaters I’ve talked to believe very strongly that in the C.X.A.’s “misdeeds”, they and their fantasies about us, our scene and industry, may actually be doing more harm than good. It is becoming ever more obvious that what they lack is the involvement of proper expert talent, and in this case they need not search any further than the skaters themselves.

 

Taiwanese skaters have had next to zero say and with the experts shut out, the parks they steam ahead to build for us, using strange partnerships and at costs that are strangely much too high, lack the necessary user-input and are inappropriately designed. To this day there are over 20 caged-in “X-Games” parks in Taiwan (about one in every major town), all cookie-cutter in nature, and not a single one made with expert skateboarder input. Instead they merely copy what they’ve seen on ESPN (another “outsider institution” wanting in). Up until recently, Taiwanese skateboarders (most of them merely high school aged) were not able, and in some cases too lazy or even unwilling to organize to attain official status and proper government support. But now with worse and worse parks going up, and more and more corporations taking us for granted in these contests, and with less and less respect to our culture, we’ve had no choice but to take matters into our own hands. Even skaters as young as 13 are slowly starting to realize a few things, things that have led to something called the Taichung Skateboarders Association. To become a recognizable and respected group in our community, autonomous in our direction, less vulnerable to exploitation and in charge of what we need to sustain natural growth; we needed to form the TSA. With careful long-term planning, we believe Taiwan’s skateboard scene and its surrounding industry can attain the kind of greatness and exposure it normally attains in every other country it exists in once skaters themselves are in the driver’s seat.

 

 

 

WHY THE OUTSIDERS WANT IN…

The Big Money in Skateboarding

l          There are an estimated 32 million skateboarders in the world, 12 million of whom are in the U.S.

 

l           Skateboards and skateboard-related products, from about 300 manufacturers of professional-level equipment, generate approximately $5.2 billion in annual retail sales around the world.

 

l          “Tony Hawk Pro Skater” video game captured the #1 ranking in both sales and revenue for video game sales in 2000, and has continued to achieve top spot each year since.

 

l           The 2001 Nickelodeon TV Kid’s Choice Awards placed Tony Hawk as “Favorite Male Athlete” in front of Tiger Woods, KobeBryant, and Shaqille O’Neal.

 

l           Tony Hawk is the 9th most searched for Athlete on yahoo.

 

l           Skateboarding is growing faster than mountain biking, golfing and 50 other sports tracked by the National Sporting Goods Association.

 

l          “More Americans rode skateboards last year than played Baseball, according to the Sporting Goods Association.” –USA Today, Aug. 17, 2001

 

l           Since 1987 the growth rate for skateboarding has been 7.2 percent per year, while baseball declined 27.9 percent and basketball grew only 5.1 percent in that same period. (From the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association’s January 2001 "Sports Participation Topline Report")





PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

Visions for the future:

        Taiwan’s first real skater-designed skate parks and multi-use plazas

 

Skateparks should be much more than just a place to skate; they should be powerful generators. They should generate more skateboarders and keep them skateboarding forever after they start.

 

Involving the youth and those with greater experience has been proven to work in Canada, the United States, Australia, and all over Europe. In Canada I was one of the founding members of the Vancouver Skate Park Coalition (VSPC), a coalition of skateboarders and BMX riders fighting for a place of our own, something our government had refused to grant us for well over 20 years.

 

We first sought a single indoor facility for the long Canadian winters 9 years ago., When we finally got approval to build a, “for skateboarders - by skateboarders” park, it was a huge success. Since then we’ve managed to help construct over 50 (cost-effective) other ones, each better than the last. They’ve been labeled the best in the world by professionals and skateboard magazines for being the most “modern”, “creative” and “technically advanced” concrete skate parks in North America for years and years. They have been hailed by parents, teachers, the police and the government for providing a sustained positive outlet to practice challenging skills and spend one’s time in a safe, social environment.

 

Because of an organized and highly passionate, self-motivated group like the VSPC, Vancouver is now discovering the benefits of some of the first “multi-use parks and plazas” in the world. The parks are a place where the skaters and the public co-exist comfortably in the same area, livening up parts of the city in the process.




 

 

“X”tremely Misunderstood

 

Last but not least, we as a skateboarding society want to inform the rest of society (especially the one that watches far too much TV), that skateboarding is not all about rings of fire or daredevil freak shows. What we do is about personal growth and our own individual successes. To 99% of us, skateboarding is not “X-treme”. In fact most of us are offended by mere use of it. Some even detest the word extreme or any cute use of the letter “X” in relation to us, since it has literally come to symbolize the corporate exploits of our talent, image and positive energy. At the very least, the word “X”-treme“ reminds us of the overly used marketing propaganda that all too often bears a dorky picture of a phony skateboarder, serving only to further confuse the public.

 

Style or technique, it doesn’t matter, skateboarding is completely free and self-paced. To the average skater a televised corporate contest seems a lot like a cheap corny circus act, devoid of meaning or soul. The corporate sponsored contests in Taiwan are rarely judged by skaters and the courses that we are enticed to perform on are made even worse than the “X” parks. Attendance by skaters in the televised “X-Games” have gone down over the years as they begin to see the events are mere jokes. Skaters in Taiwan’s young emerging skateboard scene are now finally old enough, or awake enough to suspect a certain form of meddling and many are becoming increasingly disappointed or annoyed with them generally.

 

A park of our very own making (events included)… can change all that and do a much better job of promoting skateboarding and the positive roll it naturally plays in any modern society.

 

Our plan is to eventually build (and take care of) a skater-designed, multi-use plaza and park, as well as an indoor facility for skateboarding, art and music. I like to think of the idea as a “Stock 20” for skateboarders.

 

Your campaigns have always caught my attention as they often emphasize support for the youth and nurturing the diverse cultures that come to Taichung, as well as the quintessential importance of tourism. It seems you have a clear vision of what it will take to make Taichung a truly modern and international city, especially as it relates to your young people, the ones bringing new life and culture to the city.

 

The TSA would like to pull you away from your busy schedule and invite you to one of our monthly meetings to show you what we’re currently working on and discuss these issues in more detail.

 

As everyone knows, your young people truly are the future of Taiwan! ….Let’s help make it both a healthy and thriving one.

 

In sincere respect to you, your island, and all your people,

 

Vaughan Neville

 

TSA Interim Coordinator /

VSPC Foreign Affairs

 

 

 



Published On: 2/28/2007
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    • Invitational Golf Tournament - details coming soon
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Published On: 2/8/2007
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Skate Spot (published monthly in the Nerve Magazine) (thenervemagazine.com)

Shreditorial: Fall Out

Protest the Hippie

The motley skate crue at Protest Skateboards are premiering their new video “Never Give Up” on Friday November 17 at 9:30 pm at Coastal Riders in Surrey BC ( 10310 152nd Street, off Hwy #1). There’ll be a Vancouver premiere as well, location TBA, check calstreets.com for updates. Like a modern-day A-Team run by Murdock, Protest is the brainchild of friendly sasquatch Hippie Mike Faux. Catch the stylish stylishness of Jeff Cole, charisma of Jon “J. Lee” Irvine, mathematical precision of Cisco Gooding, feminine wiles of Carrie Williams and the mystery of Brad Danyluk. Highlights include a great many tricks featuring skateboards, plus Hippie busting out his custom 2x4 deck for some kickflip roof gaps and a 10-stair early grab. Video runs a half hour and comes with a bonus tour DVD. Buy it and protest everything.

Share the Rad

Jeff Cole organized Douglas Park Community Centre’s “Share the Wealth” Skate Jam and Protest demo for all the groms. All Nerve readers must buy something from each sponsor tomorrow: Protest, RVCA, Momentum, Boardroom, Vestal, Pacific Boarder, Thriller, and especially Downspace. Otherwise you’ll have bad luck for seven years.

VanCity Downtown Plaza

Underworld hosted the End of Summer Skate Jam to end summer with a bang, hand out prizes and commiserate over the start of rainy season. As usual, Underworld put on a good event to support the skate community. The comp went down at Van’s Downtown Plaza, which is currently only a temporary park. The Vancouver Skatepark Coalition is lobbying the City to make this park permanent, but needs help from skaters. To make this a reality, there has to be less garbage at the site, as far as the City ‘s concerned. It’s something to keep in mind – since we all need more parks and spots, not less. So remember to throw out your crap so we can all enjoy the plaza for a long time to come.

Almost Secret

If you bought the Almost “Cheese and Crackers” DVD, you’re in luck. Jay at Westbeach tells us there are 2 hidden bonuses. Go to the Main Menu, to the upper left icon and press left left up. Alternately, go to the lower right icon and press right right down. You may be rewarded with big wood and some fat blunts. It’s like Super Mario. If it doesn’t work, blame Jay.

This and That

"Thatmagazine", which has been floating around in small format for about 3 years, has grown – into a full-sized skateshop, that is. Drop by 12 E.Cordova St in Gastown, Vancouver and check out various local brands such as Vancity Skateboards, Lowsea Loc Skimboards, Thatmagazine, Powdered Donut Bearings, and Strike Three Clothing . The opening is set for November 1st, Release party coming up too. If you’re cold and lonely, Dan Cummer’s got new Maniac shirts and hoodies and Jay Pay ‘s on Co-Op radio 102.7fm.

Calgary

If you’re in Calgary you might check out the Group Seven shop’s hardwood miniramp. They’re at 2115 4th Street or call ‘em at 403.229.3117. We forgot to mention last month that D-Rock won Slam City, specifically the high score on Ms. Pac-Man, and won a shirt from a little company called Big Swell who you should support cuz they’re nice.

Rainful Wet Tour

Daewon, Marc Johnson, McCrank, Danny Garcia, Brandon Biebel, Jeron Wilson, Mike Taylor, and Van Wastell were in town on the Matix Grateful Shred tour, for a demo at the Plaza, but were rained out. They still showed up for a signing at antisocial, along with a bunch of groms. Rain sucks.

Eastside

 Zoo York's AM Getting Paid went down Sept. 22nd to 24th 2006 at South Parc skatepark in Montreal . In it’s third year, the event’s a 3-day Am comp put on by Zoo York and Underworld skate shop. Dan Cordeiro and Dan Vezina were behind the street course design (Vez was the brains behind the Tazmahal park in Montreal in the 90s). Check the site for more details: www.south-parc.com. Also coming up is the premierefor Underworld’s latest video, check dates across Canada at: http://yesterdaysfuturevideo.com

Now that monsoon season is about to hit, it’s good to do a little research on your local indoor skatespots. This month we want to mention Adrift Skateshop in Toronto, run by ex-VanCity’s very own Lyndsey Westfall. The shop is at 751 Queen St. West, and is home to some small skate obstacles, lots of fun consumer items and a lot of heart. http://adriftskateshop.com or http://myspace.com/adriftskateshop

Error!

A.N.T.I.S.L.A.M’s Last Man Standing was actually won by John Baker who beat Seb in a confusing overtime scenario.

Leeside

Sept 24th was the hiphop, breakin’ and skatin’ show at Leeside to raise awareness and fundraise to make the tunnel an official skate, bmx and graf site. Performers included Curtis Clearsky, Rapsure Risin, 49th Peril, Brigee K, In:Stead, Su Commandante, Buzy B and Rupinder Singh. Thanks to antisocial for covering insurance costs, and everyone who came out.   Check http://leeside.ca/ or http://leematasi.spekt.net/ to donate to the park, which is in memory of Lee Matasi, the skateboarder and artist who was shot last year. On another note, Momentum Wheels has released a memorial wheel for Lee: the 'I Heart Lee Matasi' 53mm Momentum Wheel. 100% of the proceeds go to Leeside and it’s available at antisocialshop.com and darkflavour.com. Speaking of dark flavour, Matt Smed came up with Leeside Blend coffee and wants you to know all the profits go to the Leeside project. Now you can push, roll, sweat and piss Leeside - that’s what Lee used to do.

 

-D-Rock and Miss Kim. Email us at downspace@telus.net .


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Saturday, September 02, 2006
Skatespot: From Van to Slam and back Again

Calgary Slams

The circus rolled into Calgary last weekend. Slam, which moved from Vancouver to Cowtown, this year, hasn't weathered the move too well. Under new ownership  for the past 2 years, it's become more like a Rightguard ad and less like the homegrown contest that grew into a world-class event. Part of the of the problem is that it's no longer being managed by people who actually skate and have experience in the industry. Just the same it's always fun to see what unique course New LIne will come up with, and see your favourite locals skate with international pros. Last year's course was granite-enriched and pure-street-ish, this year more artifice with a mini-golf/cartoon flava - Peanuts doghouse, iced out gold-chain rail and an arcing Spiderman rail, plus a rolling My Humps ledge just for fun. Tech maestro Micky Pappa beat out Will Christafaro and some older and taller competition to win the Es Game of Skate. The comp overall was pretty fun, but not as many pros as in past years. Contest Results: 1. Greg Lutzka,  2. Chad Bartie, Australia;  VanCity's Ryan DeCenzo, Magnus Hanson and Nathan LaCoste, placed 3rd, 4th and 5th, 6th was Calgary's Ryan Oughton, 7. Dayne Brummet, 8. Sascha Daley, 9. Tony Trujillo, 10. Danny Fuenzalida; other good runs for Canucks were: 11. Scott DeCenzo, 12. Sheldon Meleshinski, 15. Chris Haslam, 16. Eric Mercier,  17. Jesse Langden, 19.Josh Evin (who also placed 10th in vert),  20.Greg Brewer,  21. Trevor Houlihan, 22. Josh Clark,  23. Micky Pappa and 25. Geoff Dermer, Vancouver. Men's Vert: 1. Rob Lorifice, 2. Sandro Dias, 3. Neal Hendrix. Girls' Street: 1. Lacey Baker,  2. Vanessa Torres,  3. Lauren Perkins. Canadian Kristen Zurwick came in 7th. Girls' Vert: 1. Karen Jones, 2. Holly Lyons, 3. Vanessa Torres  4. Amy Caron and Vancouver's Alison "Nugget" Matasi placed 5th.

East Infection

Spectrum's Prez Jim Barnum joined "East Coast Skate Militia" Richard Sarrazin, Steve Lange and Brent Jordan in skatepark and spot entrenched North Carolina's Outer Banks. Am Getting Paid goes down Sept. 23, 24 amd 25 at South-Parc skatepark in Montreal - check south-parc.com for more details. Bad news from Montreal - the Big O Pipe is in jeopardy. A soccer stadium is is plaaned for that site, which could mean the end of the Pipe's existence. Montreal skaters are organizing to try to save the classic spot: go to their website and sign their guest book to help Save the Big O pipe.

http://www.savethepipe.blogspot.com/

Back in the Van

The Underworld sponsored Fraser Heights Comp went down Aug 19. First place went to Ryan Decenzo, 2nd Dustin, Montie, 3rd Magnus Hanson. The Vancouver Skatepark Coalition voted in thier new Board. Congrats to Michelle Pezel (Prez), Jeff Chan (VP), Char Hunter (Treasurer) and Lee Ann Slade (Secretary). A main priority is getting Leeside built - soon and right. Check vspc.ca and antisocialshop.com for upcoming meetings. Summer End Skate Jam, put on by Underworld Skateshop is Sept. 3rd at the Downtown Plaza, with lots of cash prizes for best tricks. After party at Lucy Mae Browns. Coming up, the official opening of Quilchena Park is Sept. 9, with demos planned. Hope they fix the bad coping job before it goes down. Plus Matix and Supra's Greatful Shred Tour, with your shredologists: Marc Johnson, Daewon, McCrank, Biebel, Danny Garcia, Mikey Taylor, as well as Travis Stenger and Mike McDermott. Signing at Antisocial at 3pm Sept. 20, and The Source Skate Shop, Calgary, Sept. 24, 3 pm.Demo in Van at the Plaza (Georgia Viaduct) and Calgary at the Millenium Park; both demos at 5 pm.

D-Rock and Miss Kim

downspace@telus.net

 

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Saturday, September 02, 2006
Skatespot World Tour - Survivors’ Account

This summer, Skatespot mediasupernova toured all 4 major international cities, starting with Winnipeg - now international centre number one. Is too, you bullies, judging by its new Plaza at the Forks, maybe the best streetpark yet. A well-composed architectural landscape, it’s big, (stairs, rails, banks, granite ledges) and distinguished by details - 2 sculptures, one a fish-like steel cantilever next to a China Banks replica, one a steel/concrete ribbon we call “My Humps”, plus local skate-art displays. New Line creatively multiplied the banked-ledge-next-to-stair element from Vancouver’s plaza; the pool-like bowls include oververt clamshell and cradle. Thanks RJ/Kyle of New Line, to Mr. Burns’ (true fact) donation of $2 million (Excellent, Smithers) and to Sk8Skates for design input. Opening week saw Koston, Appleyard, Keegan Sauder, Geoff Dermer, Kris Foley and Jim Barnum show and shred. Not bad, prairie town.

Ah, Montreal, home of le street shred. This summer South Parc hosts hella comps – check south-parc.com. Don’t miss the hallowed Big-O fullpipe next to ’67 StadeOlympique. (photos at parfond.com).  Big-O rulers Marc Tison and Barry Walsh are writing a book - “Pipe Fiends” – send Big-O photos/stories to  HYPERLINK "mailto:marc.tison@gmail.com" marc.tison@gmail.com. Known for gnarly streetskating, Toronto also harbours Gymbo’s inner city indoor skatepark Shred Central. (check  HYPERLINK "http://www.shredcentral.com" shredcentral.com) Manzanita, Oregon - We surfed, but the Skatallica tour destroys Oregon’s bowls each summer – (grindline.com or dreamlandskateparks.com)

Finally, back in Van, Underworld hosted eS Game-of-Skate July 29, , Bowl Series wraps up (Whistler, Aug. long weekend), Leeside progresses (antisocialshop.com), and VSPC’s new Prez/Veep vote is Aug. 12 at antisocial.

D-Rock and Miss Kim
downspace@telus.net



Published On: 9/27/2006
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Pemberton Skate Jam & Fundraiser
Sat. Sept 30th
@ the Pemberton Power Line Skate Park
11am-5pm
Mini ramp and street jam
Pro skate session
Music by Slush, Forever Ends, Fall of Summmer, Mouth Full of Daisy,and DJ Richy
$5 donation entry for the skate park
raffle prizes
give-aways
demos
merchandise tents
 
Sponsors: Step Up Skate & Snowboard Shop, skateboardvillage.com, DC, Monke Skateboards, Northern Lights Skateboards, Varix, Acacia Apparel, Grubby's, Boris Bros, Jones Soda
 
Community Sponsors:  Movie Gallery, Big Sky Golf & Country Club, Pemberton Valley Golf & Country Club, Rootworks, Clip Clop Barber Shop, Pony Espresso, Wildwood Bar & Bistro, Wicked Wheel, Centennial Cafe, Bike Co., Soar Glider Tours, Lazy Crow Ranch, The Adventure Ranch, IDA Pharmacy.
 
Looking for more sponsors and volunteers!!!!!
Please leave me a message or call (604)935-9147


Published On: 9/23/2006
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sooooo this is my first ever blog...and the only reason im writing it is because sb.com is like a ghost town n im too knackered from golf to do any manual labour.
 
so where to begin...welll lets start with a lil quote i found funny:-
 

oli says:

doctor will make it worse

liz says:

how?

oli says:

hell inject me with poisons

oli says:

a shove a themometre up me bum

oli says:

*and

liz says:

mannn sounds like your kind of date eh lmao
 
 
yes oli...youve been busted haha!
 
hmm so ...me n selina...what a pair of lunatics...i swear we get together n everything becomes a joke..which is a good thing "shhhlurrrp pop" <<that goes out to piquagirl...gotta love that backside action girl.
and sam who never ceases to amaze me with his wit and sarcasm...sam you rock!!
steve...hmmm let me think of one word to sum steve up....HOE!!!...lol but ya know i love ya :D
so anyway..today i went for a round of golf with 2 of my buddies...started off well (apart from the four old fogies who were complaing so much about our laughter we had to let them through, and then took great pleasure in aiming our balls at their wrinkled fogey heads) anyway...yea so we get to the eigth hole n my buddy says "liz try my new irons" which i do i select the 4 iron....square up to the shot swing connect...watch the ball flying off into the distance with amazement cuz ive never hit it that hard n it goes out of sight so im thinking fook....its gone in the field...so we go walkin up to the green for my buddys to putt...and WTF...i hit a hole in 1!!!! i was so  freekin stoked i was jumpin up n down like a maniac hahaha was alll good!! so yea that brings me to now n ill type some more later when i can be bothered!
 
 
PEAS!!!!
 
 
P.S.
i was majorly pissed cuz i couldnt get a buggy n i wanted to whizz about the course...instead i had to lug my clubs round 18 holes...ok im done moaning now :D
 
LATER!


Published On: 9/20/2006
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Skatespot: From Van to Slam and back Again

Calgary Slams

The circus rolled into Calgary last weekend. Slam, which moved from Vancouver to Cowtown, this year, hasn't weathered the move too well. Under new ownership  for the past 2 years, it's become more like a Rightguard ad and less like the homegrown contest that grew into a world-class event. Part of the of the problem is that it's no longer being managed by people who actually skate and have experience in the industry. Just the same it's always fun to see what unique course New LIne will come up with, and see your favourite locals skate with international pros. Last year's course was granite-enriched and pure-street-ish, this year more artifice with a mini-golf/cartoon flava - Peanuts doghouse, iced out gold-chain rail and an arcing Spiderman rail, plus a rolling My Humps ledge just for fun. Tech maestro Micky Pappa beat out Will Christafaro and some older and taller competition to win the Es Game of Skate. The comp overall was pretty fun, but not as many pros as in past years. Contest Results: 1. Greg Lutzka,  2. Chad Bartie, Australia;  VanCity's Ryan DeCenzo, Magnus Hanson and Nathan LaCoste, placed 3rd, 4th and 5th, 6th was Calgary's Ryan Oughton, 7. Dayne Brummet, 8. Sascha Daley, 9. Tony Trujillo, 10. Danny Fuenzalida; other good runs for Canucks were: 11. Scott DeCenzo, 12. Sheldon Meleshinski, 15. Chris Haslam, 16. Eric Mercier,  17. Jesse Langden, 19.Josh Evin (who also placed 10th in vert),  20.Greg Brewer,  21. Trevor Houlihan, 22. Josh Clark,  23. Micky Pappa and 25. Geoff Dermer, Vancouver. Men's Vert: 1. Rob Lorifice, 2. Sandro Dias, 3. Neal Hendrix. Girls' Street: 1. Lacey Baker,  2. Vanessa Torres,  3. Lauren Perkins. Canadian Kristen Zurwick came in 7th. Girls' Vert: 1. Karen Jones, 2. Holly Lyons, 3. Vanessa Torres  4. Amy Caron and Vancouver's Alison "Nugget" Matasi placed 5th.

East Infection

Spectrum's Prez Jim Barnum joined "East Coast Skate Militia" Richard Sarrazin, Steve Lange and Brent Jordan in skatepark and spot entrenched North Carolina's Outer Banks. Am Getting Paid goes down Sept. 23, 24 amd 25 at South-Parc skatepark in Montreal - check south-parc.com for more details. Bad news from Montreal - the Big O Pipe is in jeopardy. A soccer stadium is is plaaned for that site, which could mean the end of the Pipe's existence. Montreal skaters are organizing to try to save the classic spot: go to their website and sign their guest book to help Save the Big O pipe.

http://www.savethepipe.blogspot.com/

Back in the Van

The Underworld sponsored Fraser Heights Comp went down Aug 19. First place went to Ryan Decenzo, 2nd Dustin, Montie, 3rd Magnus Hanson. The Vancouver Skatepark Coalition voted in thier new Board. Congrats to Michelle Pezel (Prez), Jeff Chan (VP), Char Hunter (Treasurer) and Lee Ann Slade (Secretary). A main priority is getting Leeside built - soon and right. Check vspc.ca and antisocialshop.com for upcoming meetings. Summer End Skate Jam, put on by Underworld Skateshop is Sept. 3rd at the Downtown Plaza, with lots of cash prizes for best tricks. After party at Lucy Mae Browns. Coming up, the official opening of Quilchena Park is Sept. 9, with demos planned. Hope they fix the bad coping job before it goes down. Plus Matix and Supra's Greatful Shred Tour, with your shredologists: Marc Johnson, Daewon, McCrank, Biebel, Danny Garcia, Mikey Taylor, as well as Travis Stenger and Mike McDermott. Signing at Antisocial at 3pm Sept. 20, and The Source Skate Shop, Calgary, Sept. 24, 3 pm.Demo in Van at the Plaza (Georgia Viaduct) and Calgary at the Millenium Park; both demos at 5 pm.

D-Rock and Miss Kim

downspace@telus.net

 


Published On: 9/2/2006
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Wow.
 
What an intence week in collingwood.  Started off chills, little bit of drinkin, little bit of bikin' then all the boys got together and decided to f*ck shi*t UUUUP. 
 
We went golfing at this place montara in collingwood.  We all knew shi*t was going down when where in the parking lot packing our golf bags full of Canadian Club (craigleith special).  We finally get on the course, and realize that all of us are now way too drunk to play decently - this turns into us driving through ditches, out onto roads, over greens, through the forest and pretty much anywhere those things could take us. 
 
Finally we got booted off the course - you would think things would be over - oh no.  Sammy (who is paralized from the nipples down) decides he can drive the cart with a golf club - which maybe last about a minute because as soon as he went down a steep emankment the cart hooked on the edge of the path, launches sammy rolling into the cart path and johnny into a 15 foot ditch in the cart. 
 
Well shi*t absolutley blew up at this point - cops and ambulance get called, security tries to beat people up, people start puking from all the drinking. Oh how i love collingwood.  We got off with a $125 drinking ticket for one person a suspension from the course... AND NOTHING ELSE
 
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR MONTARA
 
Oh sammy only pulled his elbow - no animals got hurt in the making of this blog - expet maybe sammy he might be some sort of tazmanian devil or something like that.
 
WORD


Published On: 7/20/2006
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im not fake!! if i were fake, i would probably be all retarded. well, more so. heres my proof:

                     1  i do not shop at hollister. ive been in there and i almost got lost. i mean, it was scary!! i nearly went MIA! i shop at a nice store called the walmart supercenter.

                     2  i do not listen to all the shi*ty music like hillary duff *gags*, kelly clarkson *more gags*, or ashlee simpson *invoulontarliy pukes*. i admit that i listen to some crapy stuff. namely, good charlotte. but only cuz thier first cd was awsome.

                    3  i dont label myself as anything other than, "special". if i were fake id call myself goth or emo or something. all those annoying brats at school call me goth, so ive started saying "oh my goth!" alot to piss em off. but all my friends call me emo, too. ill just stick with "special" for now.

                    4  i listened to avenged sevenfold before they got all super popular with bat country. sounding of the seventh trumpet is my all-time favorite cd ever. how many people say that if they just have city of evil??

                    5  ill tell you everything if you give me peanut butter. ok, that doesnt have anything to do with my "not being fake" thing that i got goin on here, it just proves that i like peanut butter.

                    6  i listened to rap and rock before everyone else on my class. not only that, but i was the first person in my whole school to wear plaid shorts, start a band, play guitar, play golf, know that "teenage wasteland" was actually called "baba o'rielly", and i was the first person in my school to say "sweet action". that just proves that everyone else is fake cuz, I STARTED IT FIRST!! i could keep goin...........

i know that im not fake, and you dont so, there!!

-JayBob 9000-

Published On: 6/26/2006
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My Blog: more lingo
By: Vampboy


spork:  the act of spooning in a violent rage involving every appendage put in all the wrong places usually with the assistance of robasian

bonerific:  1.  a state of hotness unmatched by any other hotness
               2.  something really cool that makes you go "wow"

shumping:  the act of humping in silence  (only kyle knows how this works i guess)

fack:  to explicitly express extreme frustration

fantastical:  something that is fantastic and magical all in one

CSCSP:  Canadian Super Cool Space Place  (ask Kyle on this one or visit his pro and read his blogs  http://snowboard.colonies.com/members/BushyV1/blogs/post/52758/)

color sex:  sharing intimacy by using the same color in a chat room

colorgasm:  if everything goes right, the act following up color sex

color rape: switching to someone's color in chat when they don't want color sex, violating every e-hole in their e-body

weenis:  a part of the elbow resembling the shape of a penis.  usually on the left elbow, this appendage is surgically removed at birth.  unless you are unfortunate enough to have ass holes for parents and they just leave it there

dwoosh: the sister to douch. Instead of a stream of water the contains medicinal or refreshing ingredients, one my dwoosh with soda pop or other various beverages. To obtain a new car smell, use a mixture of toilet water and leather particles. To obtain that Mr. Clean smell, simply use a formula of 1/3 cup of lemon juice, 1/2cup of water and 1 cup of Mr. Clean, all purpose cleaner. Feel free to spice it up a bit, add some Franks Red Hot, or Tobasco sauce, use pickle brine and orange juice for a sea breeze scent. The solutions are yours to disover. The sky is not the limit, because there are footprints on the moon. FOr more suggested formulas, see smsbrdr1 for details.

gorgasm:  an orgasm involving some really gory stuff (ask Selina, i'm not sure about this one either)

chickcore:  a club of chicks of awesome hardcoreness (includes whit chelsea and kara)


ok, so its time for me to go, and this is still in progress, so I will continue it later once i have more input from fellow sb.com members

KAK: (Kool Aid Kids)  I need more input from kara on this one)

seatbelt:  a special belt kyle uses so he doesn't fall out of his office chair onto his face

elite whore:  one who has achieved a great level of e-whoreness such as myself, robin, kyle and shawn

*golf clap*:  a sort of courtesy clap you recieve if you do something outstandingly stupid

handitard:  the epitimy of a handicapped retarted person

mo-dar:  as in "word to your mo-dar"

turbasm:  the act of having an orgasm while wearing a turban....usually ending in a mess on robin's shoes

blaster worm:  a form of std transmitted by having cyber sex.  this is the worst known std to mankind.  there is no sort of prevention to catching this one, so beware kiddies.  think twice before chatting online with that random person with 69 or hottie in their screen name


Published On: 5/30/2006
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Splooge: Ejaculation of a man on a woman
Masticate: Chew
Saweet: 1. Cool  2. Awesome
Teh: The
Deedni: Indeed
Hoser: Hoes
Borkable: Bork: Bangable. Bang
Tiggobitties: Big boobs.
Dood: Dude.
Nuttin: Doing nothing
Sludouche: Slut and a douche bag.
Pantaloons:  pants.
Fanfreakintabulous: Fantastic Freaking Fabulous.
Whoer: Whore.
Shex: Sex with an emphasis on the SH
FTW: Fack The What.
Samisch: Sandwich
Lmaonaisse: L..M.A.O + Mayonasisse usually required for a sandwich
Ass Bar: A protein bar, minus the protein, plus ass
Ten Cent Pirate Hooker: 1. a term of affection or endearment.
2. a derogatory term for little girls.  3. self explanitory.

Prostertots: prostatuting pre-teen and or jailbait.
Prostitots: Teenage prostitutes.
Numb nuts: Idiot
Hydraboner: Robins word for a boner that needs to use a hydrolic lift.
Frolf: Frisbee and golf (its a deadly game!)

Bandgasm: Band orgasm (erector ejector, emo shumper, and modar godar)
Doodely: Dood Totally
Laughgasm: laughing orgasm
Fackgasm: Having an orgasm while facking.
Boogasm: When you shoot boogers outta ur nose on accident.
Ishnah: Ish No
Skag: British Crackwhore


Published On: 5/30/2006
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So i was at wendys monday after Kyle and i went golfing, and as i drove up to the building, i thought to myself, i think ill go through the drive through, because it is convenient, and speedy. And i was high as shi*t so i wanted a little human contact as possible. All i wanted were my chicken nuggets, jr bacon chee, my hot tasty french fries, and a mountain dew. As i ordered my mountain dew, the person that was running the drive through failed to say "would you like thta biggie sized?" now you may ask so what? just ask for it. well heres the thing. people are so used to having the question asked to them, i believe the human brain has been accustomed to the question "would you like it biggie sized?" so much that when they are not asked for the opportunity, they dont know to ask for it. they dont know..... they just dont know. now i ask myself what if i wanted my drink biggie sized? i was suddenly lost in perilous thoughts of what if? what if i wanted a biggie sized mountain dew? i was now forever lost for this one moment of wendys deliscious food with a biggie sized drink. I wouldnt want a small flacid large drink. i couldnt take that at all. that amount of liquid could not possibly satisfy the amount of food i had to the personal food/drink combo. you always need a certain amount to drink when you eat a certain amount of food. its like common unwirtten law. sometimes when your eating you short self some liquid refreshment, and then you have to go get more. sometimes you give yourself too much, and then your left at the dinner table with a clean plate and a drink still half full and you think to yourself f*ck now i cant get up because i didnt drink my MILK. why did i give myself so much?this isnt a social table, where we sit around and have drinks and talk. this is the dinner table with food... and other things. so then your stuck there and your looking at your overfull drink and your like "i dont want to chug that... thats too much.... and what if i drink it too fast? will everyone think i want to get away form them all? look at mom... shes only halfway done with her meatloaf.... and here i am completely finished. look at my little brother.... hes almost done... btu he has less milk... hes going to finish before me, and then he can excuse himself first. maybe i can get up with him and leave the table at the same time.
so i realized that the guy at the window at wendys made a grave error of not asking if i wanted it biggie sized, even though i didnt, and by the time i though of all that, i realized i was through the drive through, and i had forgot to ask for ketchup.


Published On: 5/29/2006
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the oilers just couldn't pull one out, but you got to admit that they tried...
5-3 can't win them all.....the piston's won, holla, big shaq daddy is how u say, an oversized bag of Sh#t.  well props to them anyway they tried to come back but tayshaun had a diiferent idea....
kinda windy and rainy out which is super whack...no skating....bunk
  All i know is come saturday the ducks better start getting ready for golfing season because they're getting sent packing....believe that!
any who if your as bored as i am holla...don't be shy....quit watching whack ass t.v.     unless its the trailer park boys......welll peace.....bub-bye..................keep it ......................HUSTLE...baby....

Published On: 5/26/2006
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shi*t FACT

 

Ever wonder where the word shi*t comes from?

Well, here it is:

Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship.

In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only

became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is

methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could

(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone

came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this

manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure

were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to

"Ship High In Transit."

In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the

hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Bet you didn't know the history of that word.

Neither did we.

We always thought it was a golf term.

 



Published On: 5/17/2006
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My Blog: :-)
By: Luci_fur


im so gonna get beat up in high school. its not even funny anymore. ppl hate me alot! all of them. im not lieing. so yea. anyway, i rule at golf. im gonna beat all the high schoolers and then theyre gonna get mad then theyll beat me up an i'll have no friends and die poor and lonley

-JayBob-

Published On: 5/3/2006
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My Blog: boo
By: Luci_fur


i play golf! y? cuz i rule! im so gonna get beat up by the golf team next year. and the football team. and basketball teams. and track too... yea...

-JayBob-

Published On: 5/2/2006
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My Blog: high
By: Luci_fur


i am a awsome golfer! i rule! so yea... i love golf. so anyway, mi friend keeps getting on mi name so if ur a guy and ur hot then chances are you may get a message from him pretending to be me. so if you have gotten something like that then im sorry. his name is blayk and hes gay so if ur a guy, beware.

-JayBob-

Published On: 4/27/2006
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For more words, see jgardiner_1

Splooge: Ejaculation of a man on a woman
Masticate: Chew
Saweet: 1. Cool  2. Awesome
Teh: The
Deedni: Indeed
Hoser: Hoes
Borkable: Bork: Bangable. Bang
Tiggobitties: Big boobs.
Dood: Dude.
Nuttin: Doing nothing
Sludouche: Slut and a douche bag.
Pantaloons:  pants.
Fanfreakintabulous: Fantastic Freaking Fabulous.
Whoer: Whore.
Shex: Sex with an emphasis on the SH
FTW: Fack The What.
Samisch: Sandwich
Lmaonaisse: L..M.A.O + Mayonasisse usually required for a sandwich
Loletuce: Clay's word for lol lettuce.
Ass Bar: A protein bar, minus the protein, plus ass
Ten Cent Pirate Hooker: 1. a term of affection or endearment.
2. a derogatory term for little girls.  3. self explanitory.
Prostertots: prostatuting pre-teen and or jailbait.
Prostitots: Teenage prostitutes.
Numb nuts: Idiot
Hydraboner: Robins word for a boner that needs to use a hydrolic lift.
Frolf: Frisbee and golf (its a deadly game!)
Bandgasm: Band orgasm (erector ejector, emo shumper, and modar godar)
Doodely: Dood Totally
Laughgasm: laughing orgasm
Fackgasm: Having an orgasm while facking.
Boogasm: When you shoot boogers outta ur nose on accident.
Ishnah: Ish No
Skag: British Crackwhore
Frilarious: Fricken Hilarious
Wrappin it before tappin it: Meaning; He Better Wrap It Before He Taps It!




Published On: 4/16/2006
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My Journal: westbeach
By: ScrapPaper


i don't have any cool westbeach memories :(
i did find a used car once though, with two snazzy westbeach stickers on it...pretty much the sole reason i wanted that car. no i did not get it :(

the other day (gotta love spring conditions eh!?) it was too hot to ride with my jacket on...so to be funny i wore a golf tee. and tucked it in.
i think i need a new jacket so people will not laugh at me =*( haha


Published On: 3/27/2006
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so ya...the other day about 10 of us went to Albert's Family Restaurant for brekkie
i ordered the Flap Jacket...which is basically a huge pancake folded in half with blueberries inside :) can you say yum..? haha
and then my friend and i were still hungry and our other friend didn't wanna finish her two pieces of french toast (out of three pieces she ate one...wtf???) and i didn't realize this at the time, but a fourth friend videotaped it on her phone. apparently we polished off those suckers in 15 secs...that's including the time it took to pour on the syrup. and did i mention i was using spoons?? haha o ya...it was impressive...

then we went to West Edmonton Mall (damn rights...) for a few hours
first store we hit was Le Chateau...DEFINITELY not my kind of store...but the friend who helped me eat the french toast needed to buy something there so we all went
i saw this sick "leather" jacket though...and i put it on and i'm like "hey guys look i'm soooo hawt" hahaha and they all laughed and told me how dumb it was and to put it back
but then i decided to finish off the outfit with a beige mini skirt and went to change...when i came back they were staring at me and i laughed..."haha sweet...it's THAT bad eh" *huge smile* then someone pipes up: "no jackie...actually...it looks kinda good..."
so of course i had to find some shoes...but apparently all girls wear like a five hundred inch heel..? so it was just dumb and we left
we pissed off the people at the store sooo much too...maybe they were just freaked out having 10 teenagers in the store...especially such sketchy characters as us...lol (we are seriously the least sketchy, most normal looking ppl...so i really don't know what their problem was...maybe just cuz they worked at le chateau..? haha)


we also took some pics in the whale there
basically acted like tourists the whole time, even though half the kids live in the west end and work in the mall or just go there a lot....it was grand



and today i got free pizza and a golf tee :) just for being a peer tutor...lmao
go school =D


Published On: 3/22/2006
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