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The Life and Times of Joe: Time for my annual hair cut By: joe
You may notice a striking similarity between this blog post and the one I made 1 year and 5 days ago. P.S. I already know that I have crazy eyes and sometimes look like a crazy mountain man. And Jack Black as the hairdresser mentioned. Published On: 3/22/2007 Add/View Comments (12)

my blog: Brianne the Stripper <3 ...
By: black_voodoo

The Strange Questions Survey
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
Nope. Thank you!

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated:
2 yrs
Ever been in a car wreck?:
No

Were you popular in high school?:
I AM popular

Have you ever been on a blind date?:
No.

Are looks important?:
Yes, although they're not the most important thing i guess

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:
Yes.

By what age would you like to be married?:
I guess 25

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:
Yeah.

Have you ever made a mistake?:
Haven't we all?

Are you a good tipper?:
As good as I can afford lol.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
I don't know...my mom pays or trims it.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
Yeah, but he wasn't my teacher lol. He teaches at the elementary school. God, he is so HOT!

Have you ever peed in public?:
Er, I peed in my friend's backyard before, but it was only us back there.

What song do you want played at your funeral?:
I don't know...Amazing Grace...yeah.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:
Probably.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
Thanksgiving dinner, except the turkey would be chicken.

Beatles or Stones?:
Eh. Depends.

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
I wouldn't. I'd be like, "f*ck it, me then."

Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
Liquor, yo.

Do you have any phobias?:
I'm terrified of spiders.

What are your plans for the future?:
School. DX

Do you walk around the house naked?:
No...this morning I was naked in the hallway. But I was home alone. And it was in the hallway before I got in the shower. So...that doesn't count.

If you were an animal what would you be?:
A wolf.

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:
Brown or black. Black is sexy.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
I don't know. If I wasn't deaf all my life, then that...I still want to speak and sometimes if you've been deaf all your life, don't you have difficult doing so? I'd rather be neither, really.

Do you have any special talents?:
Sure.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
Drop my stuff.

Do you like horror or comedy?:
Horror.

Are you missing anyone?:
Yeah.

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Errrr.

Where do you want to live when you are old?:
I don't know. Somewhere warm. My family should be near, though...

Who is the person you can count on the most?:
My mom.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
I wouldn't. There would be come legality issues, since I don't really find any celebrities younger than 18 attractive. =\

What did you dream last night?:
I honestly don't remember. I think there were Arabs in it, 'cause I was listening to an Arabic tape before I went to bed. XD

What is your favorite sport to watch?:
Baseball.

Are you named after anyone?:
Yeah. Two people.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
Ehhh...rum and Coke, if it's good rum haha.

Non alcoholic drink?:
Water is good!

Have you ever been in love?:
Nay.

Do you sing in the shower?:
Sometimes.

Have you ever been arrested?:
No.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?:
I don't think so.

Have you ever caught a fish?:
Nope.

Off-The-Wall Questions:
When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
Two years and like...four months ago.

Family member you most resemble?
Mi padre.

Do you own your own Bible?
Yeah, I think two.

Do you wear deodorant?
Yeah, but I'm in my PJs, so I'm not right now.

Do you clean up nice?
Yeahh, I guess.

When was the last time you tripped and fell?
Like, last month?

Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
School haha. Wait, no, the car.

What are you listening to right now?
"Such Great Heights"--The Postal Service.

Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
No, it was extinguished with some Sprite.

Ever run out of gas on the road?
Nope.

What would you rather do, rake the leaves, or mow the lawn?
Mow the lawn.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
The new AIM or perhaps music.

Last time you swam in a pool?
Summer.

Have you ever been in a school play?
Yes. 7th and 8th grade, and I will be in March. =D

How many kids do you want?
Three to five.

Type of music you dislike most?
The bad type.

Are you registered to vote?
Nope. 2008, yo.

Do you have cable?
Yarrh.

Ever prank call anybody?
Yeah. It was fun. =D

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving.

Do you have a garden?
Not me personally, but my family does.

What's your favorite comic strip?
Hot Guy. XD

Bath or Shower?
Shower.

Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Errrr...I don't know...everything I can think of was more than two weeks ago.

Best pizza topping?
Cheese.

Popcorn or Peanuts?
Popcorn. Just had it. =D

Orange Juice or apple juice?
Apple.

Chocolate Bar?
Chocolate Bar!

When was the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Er, recently enough. Summer?

Ever order anything from an infomercial?
Not me personally.

Sprite or 7-Up?
I have Sprite more often, but it doesn't matter.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?
Yes and yes.

Ever thrown up in public?
I don't believe so. Outside of my house once.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
True love.

Believe in love at first sight?
Nay.

Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Idk

What do you think about most?
People. =D

Favorite form of travel?
Car.

If you could have one magical power what would it be?
Maybe I could read the future, sort of...?

SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:
Something purple within 5 feet of you: Part of the calender.
The sexiest item of clothing you own: my lingrie
Is your hair long enough to chew on: Yes.
Least favorite color? orange
Ever have Dippin' Dots? Yeah .get me some
Ever play an instrument? no
Ever been to a palm reader? no
Last Pez dispenser you purchased? I don't know
Did you have a good weekend? Yeah
How is today going for you? Boring.
Any plans for tonight? sleeping and swimming 2nd hr
Ever photograph something that was dead? Nope.
Are you ready for the holiday season? Again? Not really!
Ever given someone a full-body oil massage? Everyday babe lol

Published On: 1/15/2007

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My Blog: watever
By: thatweirdchick

wow, its been almost a month, and i still dont have anything to say! lol! im a little depressed. i showed up for vball practice, but surprise!! it was canceled. no one said a goddamn thing to me(i missed practice yesterday). ive seen almost every one of my teammates today at school, but no one bothered to tell me. y? a few of them have my phone number and my email AND my myspace account. so, y didnt anyone spend a few measly minutes and write a letter or press a few buttons on their phone? u dont know? me either. its really very agravating! if it had been sumone else who had missed practice before, u bet ur ass i would have told them that it was canceled. is there no more common decency in the world? when was the last time u said thank u? or held the door open for someone? or complimented someone on their outfit or haircut? ill admit, some ppl r really nice and always courteous. but apparently, none of them r on my team. my head hurts, my nose is running, theres nothing on tv, and the pantry is empty. so far...my day has been ass raped.

HOW THE HELL R U??????

Published On: 8/25/2006

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My Blog: MY CLOSE FRIENDS By: gk101
THESE R SOME OF MY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS ON COLONIES...... LEAVE COMMENTS Published On: 7/22/2006 Add/View Comments (-1)

My Blog: Quick opinoin , what do you think By: a.b.member
im getting a hair cut not sure when but soon i hope and i need your opinoin on which haircut i should get (1) (2) (3) Published On: 7/8/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: Le Haircut Today By: kiddliwinkz
thee day is thee day that i get my hair chopped off.....yes, no more long hair for moi, it's gunna be short and lookin great....i'll put in a picture of it in my pic. gallery afterwards....be ready to see the new Jackie!:D:D Published On: 6/23/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: The Guy I Would Die To Have
By: blondesk8rchic0523

A guy who calls you beautiful and not hott. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will sleep under the stars and listen to your heartbeat. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Who kisses your forehead and who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who thinks you are prettiest when you have no make up on and who insists on holding you around your waist. A guy who you can play fight with and he will let you win, who you can talk to about anything, who laughs at your jokes, who puts your cold hands in his sweatshirt pockets, who lets you use him as a pillow, who says he loves you and means it, who will kiss you in the rain, who calls unexpectedly just to say hello, who you have inside jokes with and he remebers each one. A guy who notices haircuts, who realizes that you say things you dont always mean, who will listen when you talk, who will let you beat him up when your angry, who saves his genuine big smiles just for you, who lets you wear his hats and dress up in his clothes,who knows your favorite color,song,car,vegetable,perfume, and the color of your toothbrush, who will know when something is wrong when your trying your best to not show it, who will let you cry on him, who will brag about you to all of his friends, who always smells like he just got out of the shower, who wont try to make you jealous, who tells you that you have a sweet,cute,adorable laugh and a smile that lights up the room..... This is the kind of guy I would die to have....

Published On: 6/15/2006

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Thoughts of.. Katherine! <3: ahaha this weekend was a blastt!
By: eH_dc

aside from the mixed emotions I've been feeling lately; this weekend was awesome and totally took my mind off of all the useless shi*t!!!

this is what I did..
-sleepover fridayy
-sat at home during the day saturday
--sleepover saturday nightt!!
-mel nd morgan came to chill
-roasted marshmallows in the backyard :D
-hung outtt!!
--went to this abandoned shack thinger by my house at 11:30PM!
-got the shi*t scared out of usss... yelling at ppl walking by :P gettin chased by some guys walking around
-ahahaa "THERE's PEOPLE COMINGg!!"
--getting scared shi*tless again
-got my leg taped upp ahaa
-went to my uncle's house upp in westview
--he gave me alcohol :P
-got told that I get to miss school monday!!! w00t~!
--downloaded some awesome songss..

This week!
-funeral tomorrow, get to miss school.. gotta wake up at 5:30am!!!! AAAAAH.
-Tyler's Birthday Tuesday :) Happy 16th Bud!!
-haircut sometime this week :)
--pickin' up a job appy from dq!!
-hopefully gettin a job soon!!

This monthh..
---AAAAA FINALS :'(
-end of school :D

CHECK OUT THE PICS and.. LEAVE THE COMMENTSS!! <3<3

I'm feelin alot betterr now :) incase anyone was wondering.
~katherine♥♥♥

p.s- got some new mugshots alsoo.. check em!

Published On: 6/5/2006

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My Blog: HOORAY for haicuts, i think By: basketcase_monkey
i got a new haircut so i look different from themugshot because i got bangs cut >w< i wonder if i look gay because my mom sometimes isn't truthful when she says oh it looks fine blah blah blah blah. well, yeah, im done ^_^ Published On: 3/29/2006 Add/View Comments (2)

Thoughts of.. Katherine! <3: Hey Hey Break is almost overr:(
By: eH_dc

   WARNING: LOTTSSSS TO READ :) ENJOY!

   Hey, just checkin up! Well.. I went to bed around 3-3:30am last night, and I woke at up freakin 10:30am cause I couldnt sleep!! Man.. I'm so weird, I just realized it now but, I can't sleep when its dead silent. The past few days I've been waking up earlier than usual and now I know its because its too quiet, and I cant sleep. Like yesterday, I slept until 12:30pm, but that was only because my dad was up the whole time watching tv. Man. I am so weird :P usually people sleep in the silent, but me its the noise :P I'm sooo tired :( but I can't sleep, man this is kinda gay.

   Anyways, so last weekend I went to my friend's birthday party. Mannn that was soo fun :P I made some new friends and we had the awesomest time just hanging out and having a fun time :P I was pretty wet by the time I was supposed to go home tho lol we had like 2 snowball fights and everyone kept pushing me into the snowbanks. Well.. I guess I asked for it:P I would go around chucking snowballs at everyone and then they would come after me lol. So then I got home about 1:30amish and since I was with Morgan we just decided to have a sleepover! :) lol so we ended up ordering a pizza at 2am and ordered a movie hahh it was soo fun! Awesome sleepover Morgan!! :)

   K, so last week of school we only had 3 days, and got thursday and friday off. Well Monday was alright. I get to school on Tuesday and Morgan comes up to me and was like "uhh yeah.. I gotta talk to you" and just the way she said it, I knew it was about me, and somehow knew EXACTLY what it was about. So apparently, the guy I like, his little friend, told my friend, that I liked this guy(lmao if that makes any sense at all) so my friend decides to go and tell a whole bunch of people! so I was like yeah, a little shocked:P so I walk into math and I was all etchy and some of my friends were a little pissed at me. which wasnt really cool. but so then at break, everyone starts coming up to me and BUGGING me about this guy!! lol I was like omg this isnt cool. So then this guy who's spreading it(my friend) is just getting a kick out of telling all these people!! so I told him I would cry if he kept being a meany :P I dunno if it worked tho lol. But yeah.. it doesnt bother me that people kno-because well, its the truth :P just the fact that he enjoys spreading stuff about me. Then so wednesday was "green day" at our school for st.patties day cause we didnt have school on actual st.pats, so we all had to wear green. What was really cute tho :P was that that special guy I like, said he would wear his green shirt just for me :) I was like awwwee he's so cute :P but yes, so I wore my green belt:) cause I have no green clothes(hah yes, I love green but have no green clothing, I'm working on it!!) Then later that night, I had parent teacher interviews, those were kinda gay. But oh well, atleast I know I'm doing good in all my classes lol

   So this Thursday was St. Patricks Day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX :) but anyways, so My aunty Linda's birthday was also on march 17, but she died before I got to meet her, but I know I'll always remember her memory. So on thursday night me and Morgan went to a movie with some people, and then we had another sleepover :P we just rented a movie(that we didnt even get halfway thru) and ate junkfood haha. Friday, we met our friend Mel at the mall and we just cruised the mall and then took a bus adventure :) haha those are always fun! then we went back to the bus mall and saw 2 other friends so then we just went our own ways, we got back to my house, I made my hair appointment, and then we called up a friend. Then it was supper time so Morgan had to go home :( So then Yesterday(saturday) I got a haircut :) just a trim, it doesnt relaly look any different, but I like that its shortter because my bangs were starting to piss me off because theey were too long:P and then after my haircut, I went shopping around with my dad which was AWESOME because I got to hang out with him and I love hanging out with him because it is wayy better than sitting at home alone :P so then we went to Martensville to visit my uncle, then got home around 5:30 so it was pretty good. My dad also bought me a new belt :D:D its soo awesome too! black and studded baby- how I like it :)

   So yeah.. I'm trying to talk my dad into letting me get a kitty :D he might even let me!!! EEEeee I'm so happy :). I guess I mainly just want some company because I'm always home alone, and also cause they're ADORABLE. Of course my dad brings up all the negative aspects of getting a cat *rolls eyes* like the cost of the litter, food, declawing, license.. BLAHH lol. But he told me to ask him today and he'll think about it :) So I'm really hoping!! But what would I name it?! ooh who knows, name will probably depend on what it looks like. Well, wish me luck guyS!! :)

     So its Sunday.. that means!! SCHOOL tomorrow!! aghh :( not cool. I have soo much homework that its not even funny man. So hopefully on Wednesday, we get our jimmy!! hahh I cant wait! That vehicle has the awesomest stereo system EVER! :) my dad gets mad at me cause I always blast my music when he's driving *rolls eyes* boo to him. I can't wait until I get my drivers man!! I cant even go for my learners until next year :( its so gay. so my cousin(sam) and a few other people I know are going for their drivers in August, when I probably wont be here to wish them good luck :( I shall wish them good luck before I go to B.C :) but anyways, so on Thursday(23rd) is a dance at our school and OF COURSE I'm goinn man :) they're awesome. Man I'm kinda pissed tho!! I spent 6 bucks on a ticket for the dance that I bought on Monday and I forgot it in my jeans pocket and ended up washing it!!! so now I have to go and buy another one :( sucks aSS! But anyways, so hopefully we'll have our Jimmy by April 1st, cause me and my dad are planning to go to my grandpa's cabin :) its so awesome up there man. Also nice to get out of the city

   So then, next weekend is Morgan's bday!! 16 FREAKIN years old! just kidding Morgan, you know I luv ya:) another stepping stone. Can't wait until your party, gonna be funnn. Dont worry about being 2 years older than me :P soon, in about 136 days. You will only be 1 year older than me:) haha. Oh man, you know what kinda sucks. I'm not even gonna be here for my b-day- I'll be in B.C. so I gotta have my bday parrty after I get back, oh well.

   Soo.. I guess the skatin' season is coming up eh! All the guys are getting distracted with skateboarding on the brain!! Oh well, skateboarding season is always fun :) this year I'm gonna try and learn how to skateboard :D hah watch, I'll end up breaking something I just know it. Ah well, its worth a try, it seems like a fun thing to try and learn. And if all I learn is how to ride it and turn, well thats good enough for me lmao. I can't wait until this damn snow melts tho!! omfg its getting soo annoying how we were supposed to have an early spring and it just gets COLDER and we just keep getting MORE SNOW. Starting to piss me off lol. :) wish me more luck with trying to skateboard! hah!! can't wait to check out the skatepark :)

   Anyways, So I got a shi*tload of homework for the weekend so I suppose I should try tackle that before I forget about it. Got a bunch of new pics(well not really, but theres a few) if u ppls wanna check those out! But I'm out, peace :) \\m// rock onn :P

The one and Only! Katherine :) Leave thee comments!! :)please?

Published On: 3/19/2006

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The Life and Times of Joe: Gone.... By: joe
So there you have it.... I chopped it all off. Now that beard needs a trim in a bad way. Plus I gotta stop looking so goofy in my pictures. Ah well, s'all good. Happy St. Paddy's day y'all, hope you're drunk by now. Published On: 3/17/2006 Add/View Comments (-1)

Thoughts of.. Katherine! <3: Hey people, sorry bout the delay
By: eH_dc

Wow, I havent written in a while. THat means this is gonna be a long one :D Ok Hmmm whats new since last time..Frick!! kay! We finally got those tone bells today and OMFG.. they are so GAY! its not even funny... they make me mad everytime I hear them. Damm.. k, we had a pop quiz in social today and I didnt study or anything so I think I failed that one :S. So anyways, we started Squaredancing in gym and we just finished our last day today. It was alright, hah we didnt have to change into our gym clothes :D but yeah, I'm just really glad that I didn't have to dance with my absolute worst enemy.. cause I woulda freaked out. I danced with alot of different guys - some I didnt like so much, and some I was pretty good friends with, EXCEPT. Today got me mad, well, the first half of square dancing anyways.. well since it was our last day and all, the guys had to ask a girl to dance, so I got asked by this Sean kid. He's kinda weird.. and really agressive..*ahem* practically throws u across the gym and calls it "dancing" *ahem* but yah, I said yes to be nice.. so we were in our group and dancing and stuff and we had to do this turn thing with our partner, and the guy had to put their hands around our waist, and well, this guy put his hand a little TOO high. Man.. he like tried to feel me up or something, I was like wdf, and I gave him this really mean look and he got this scared look on his face and didnt really say anything to me after that. And YES, he did put his hand where it was supposed to be after that lol. But I was sooo happy when we got to switch partners, then I got to dance with my friend travis and this other guy, Leland. It was better. So then we got to go and I was like yayy. Then in English we had another sub so we got to sit wherever we wanted to and do nothing all class again:P thats always fun! Then I went upstairs to 5th, got a chance to say hi to that guy :) haha he got a haircut and its so cute :P ok so anyways, in commerce(5th) with mrs.bitch, we had to practice typing and stuff and got some assignments back and started a new assignment. So then after school, I went to the Library with Morgan:D we just hung out and we were supposed to take our books back but i forgot mine at home :S so I worked on my ethical for a bit. Then I had to go home to go pick up my little cousin from school and go volunteer *yawns* which was super boring. Then I just came home and relaxed, took a nice warm, long bath :) hehe that was fun. But yeah, GRrr I hate math so much!! I don't even get it. we're doing these gay ass word problems and I dont get it and it just makes me mad lol. Oh well. Short day today so it was alright. So then tomorrow, at lunch I'm probably walking over to Feehan to see some of my friends from there :) and then on Saturday, I have my friends b-day party to go to, and I also wanna get a haircut on saturday too, so I guess I have to start saving up:P haha and then next weekend, me and my dad are planning to go up to the Lke to my grandpa's cabin :D:D I cant wait!! haha I love gettng out of the city. and then on the 25th, is my Best Friend Morgan's B-day. She's just an old fart, turning freakin' 16 :P 2 years older than me!! O well, I still luv ya :), your b-day party is gonna be so fun! so yeaah.. my calendar for weekends is quite full for this month :S OH!! my friend Alex's B-day on the 17th! HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY ALEX! :D, o and happy early 6 months as well :) haha ok anyways, yeah he has an awesome b-day, st patties day - green:D haha I'm a loser. But yeah, and then now, here's some exciting news!!! my dad is getting a new vehicle probably next week, and then in the summer, me and my dad are gonna do to B.C!! :D:D and visit my great grandma and uncle that live over there. I havent been there since I was 2, and we're gonna drive there and back and its going to be soo fun and i cant wait :). Hmmmm.... Ok well.. I think thats it for now :S hah I wrote alot :P I'm proud of myself. Alright well all u ppl take care!! I luv uu all :) Leave comments plzz <3
-Katherine! :)

Published On: 3/9/2006

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My Journal: haircut By: ScrapPaper
SUPER nifty and cute =D uber short but totally rad i love my new haircut!!! lol can't wait to show it off Published On: 1/10/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: um randomness? By: andwill_uTellAllUrFriends
aloha. i gots my haircut! :D and instead of dying it blonde, im gonna dye my hair black. yayyy wow that was fun. laterz ml <3 ~Emo Nemo~ Published On: 12/27/2005 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: MATH BLASTERS!
By: GetAHaircut_Son

Ok say this is a blog mainly about mathblasters, and its great great fun. Im learning math at a grade 2 level!

Well maybe the whole thing wont be about mathblasters, since well i pretty much suck at math. And anything else that involves school. Well except english. And i got a sucker in social for having one of the best well written paragraphs on our minority government. I guess im pretty neat! Annnd except for the cafeteria, because well im pretty damn good at eating. Today, me and my friend put our money together and bought 18 chicken nuggets with who we shared with NO ONE. Anyone who dared to asked got a healthy reality check slap across their stupid faces. Umm hello, NOT your chicken nuggets? Thats what i thought.

I was about to say, boy-i-miss-the-old-school-snowboard. And uncle sam. He wants you. ANd me too i guess. Depends on which way you look at life. Like for example. The glass of (ew i had the nastyess bowl of soup today, EVER) milk is either half empty, or youre still drinking the stupid milk. I mean, either way that would never be me because personally i hate milk :( it tastes like utter.
I guess that makes me an optomist! no, not really. not deep down.
why? because i would rather drink chocolate milk. Maybe that makes me a fat kid. YAY!

Anywho its totally 2:05am right now. But i did something bad. I fell asleep at 9 or so. So now i'm really awake! And i think we should go play at the park! But we would need to bring our parkas, because the coldness makes me want to cry. Wanna know something else? My hat got taken away this lunch, beccause i was wearing it. I had a bad case of hat hair alllll day. I dont get it back till the 30... :( man did i put up a fight.

Are you reading this? I guess i should let you all know this fun fact. UMMM koolaid sport drinks have electrolytes that make your nose slightly turn crooked.

Ahahaha i made that up and i laughed laughed, did you?

Today was awkward after school because i saw my dad for the first time in 2 years and i ksdhfdkshfdjh hate him and stuff. Good times. not really. But i wont get all threemo and cry about it to you on my blog so ill just steal a piece of gum from this package thats been waiting for me to and go play jurasic park in my room.

Ps: Joey is getting his haircut very shortly. Perhaps even tomorrow.
excited?

Published On: 11/29/2005

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My Journal: 4/4/2005 By: hrd_core_sk8r_chick
..::Edit::.. New Haircut= New Pictures Enjoy Published On: 4/4/2005 Add/View Comments (0)

My Journal: 12/4/2005
By: skatered

so yesturday was very fun...i felt sorry for nick, lol. Awe

im getting a haircut sunday...at this place downtown. Matt was all like "dude u need a haircut" and im like "cha" and he recomended this place and told me what id look cool in and he knew his hair (matt from tundra u know) so im gunna go there and im realy excited about waht i hear.....

ouch....ouch....wtf??????????

song-working-on- time

Published On: 4/12/2005

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My Journal: 30/12/2004
By: skatered

so i went snowboarding AGAIN today....it was pretty boring....the hill was way smaller then bluemountain...and just...blah......

i was so tired today. I stayed up to watch Conan O'brian last night...it was pretty funny. I watched a bit of southpark, listened to some Sugarcult....

i also have to get a haircut before i goto school...( everyone keeps bugging me about it..) im tired of having the same thing over and over....and i dont want short hair...and now i sound like a girl....so we'll see what happens....*yawns*

and im home tonight...and tomorow.so i dunno whats gunna happen....

im dieing of boredom...

Published On: 12/30/2004

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My Journal: 18/1/2005
By: ShOt_ThRoo_mY_HeArT

The guy at K-mart is bacon natzi, and bacon natzi's can not be trusted!

I always get my meat YOU KNOW THAT! YOU KNOW THAT!

If I'd really gotten my ribs removed i would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Besides, I wouldnt have sucked other peoples dicks onstage either. I would have been sucking my own!Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies and kitties when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'll call a surgeon in the morning!

~Marylin Manson (Journal Entry)

If you have broken any of the following rules I regret to inform you that your a fag! Now this only applies to men all women are by nature lesbians. so lets get things straight (no pun intended)-if you meet the qualifications below your gay

1.If you get someone else's sperm on you
2.If you've ever owned a Smiths album
3.If you get hard while sucking another guys dick, if you dont your ok, unless he gets sperm on you
4. If Micael Stipe is in the room while you do a woman, your bi
5.If your at a gay bar you arnt gay. But if your at a straight bar and you talk to a guy longer than a chick YOUR GAY
6.If you tap your feet to a Smiths song
7.If you discuss art for more than 45 minutes
8.If youve ever worn a beret
9.If you kiss a guy and he has a hard on, your not gay, unless you also have a hard on
10.If you any kind of sex---male or female to the Smiths----your gay
11.If your only purpose in life is to get girls pregnant so they have more girls, to have lezbian sex
12.If you jack off and get cum on yourself
13.If you get a boner watching Gilligans Island
14. If you dont get a boner watching Bewitched
15.If theres a Smiths song on in a bathroom while you dick is in your hand
16. If your name is Richard and you go by Dick
17.If your friends with anyone that goes by Dick
18.If you dont cheat on your wife your just using her as a prop to make ppl think your not gay
19. If your friends with a model
20.If you f*ck a chick that likes the Smiths
21.If you dont eat meat because the Smiths album "Meat is Murder" had an impact on your life
22. If you do anything spiritual
23. If you f*ck a pregnant woman who is carrying a boy then your gay, if you get sperm on the amniotic sac the child will grow up to be gay too
24. If youve ever had a haircut like Morrissey
25.If youve ever talked about or owned a crystal-especially if its crystal meth
26.If youve ever put band-aids on your nipples as a fashion statement
27.If youve ever spent more than a week on south beach
28.If you arnt thinking about tits right now
29.If you get a hard on while taking a sh*t30.If you kiss a chick after she swalloed your cum
30.If you get choked up listening to "Boys dont Cry" by The Cure
31.If your a clothing designer
32 AND LAST....if you get hard while reading this

Published On: 1/18/2005

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