Ok I’m back and BTW I went on all the rides except for one
which broke down or something, oh and the ones that were closed... I even got
stuck on one 
upside
down for 10 minutes and had to be rescued by a man on a ladder XD lol yeah it
was awesome only 3 people were on that ride Josh, Andrea, and I ^_^ Joe and
Brett were laughing at us... 
meanypants... lol well now I have to tell
you all about my $15 bass guitar...
well, I know that the shoot the ball and knock the cups down is a rip off ok, I
decided to try it anyway. Joe and josh actually paid for me the first 4 times,
but I paid for the last game. We kept (literally) praying for me to win and I
kept knocking only 2 down. On the final try I finally knocked them all down.
Josh, Brett, Joe, Andrea, and I all cheered and stuff and then the lady asked
which prize I wanted (a choice between a giant stuffed animal, an acoustic or
electric guitar, or a bass guitar). I chose a black bass and the lady
call the prize counter. That’s when we ran into problems. We waited, and
waited, and waited for the bass to come. Brandon and Coach Joe came and asked
us what we were doing (I got numerous hi-fives ^_^) and then they waited to see
it too. The prize desk called the lady running the game back. It seems that you
have to knock the cups off of the platform they were on. That’s when we ALL got
pissed off and said it’s not fair. It especially pissed Joe off because he
didn't have to knock them off his platform when he won his (he got a black
electric guitar). Then we looked at the sign with the prices and stuff. IT
SAID: "1 ball for $3. Knock the cups down and win a prize!" I repeat KNOCK
THE CUPS DOWN AND WIN A PRIZE. Brandon
brought that up (thank you). We kept explaining, they kept calling. I was going
to snap swear to god!! They kept saying all we can do is give you a refund.
They gave me the money I grabbed it. Terrell said not to take it and I was
like, that’s right why I should? I won the bass fair and square. Then Brandon
told me to give him the money. The crowd kept building and I was like half of
the eighth graders are here, COOL! Well finally the supervisor came and took me
aside. Meanwhile I'm saying he thinks I won't understand, he thinks I'm just a
kid and I'm stupid. BIG MISTAKE IDIOT! I understood and I wasn't going to give
up. Here were I wanted to but out laughing:
MATTHEW THE SUPERVISOR: all I can do is give you a refund.
ME: *thinking no dur I’ve heard that three million times already* But your
sign says "knock them down,” not off the platform *thinking STUCK UP
JERK!!*
MTS: Well... ... ... *thinking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*... our definition
of down is off the platform.
(This is the part I’m not sure I said or was thinking)
ME: go look it up in a dictionary! Down does not mean off a platform.
MTS: Well…
Mr. Janes: *walks up
with other adults* Do you have a business card?
MTS: No all I have
is a nametag.
Mr. Janes: *takes
out paper* Can I borrow your pen? *MTS hands the pen over* Matthew… 2 T’s?
MTS: Yes
ME: *tries not to
die laughing*
Mr. Janes: Employee of the quarter? Was it a good quarter?
MTS: Actually it was.
ME: *snickers*
Mr. Janes: So there is no one higher than you?
MTS: Not on duty.
ME: *thinking give
me my bass you cheap skate!*
Mr. Janes: Ok thank
you.
MTS: I wish there’s
something I could do, but I can’t sorry…
ME: *aggravated and
thinking I WANT IT ITS MINE!!!!!!!!*
ALL OF US: *walk
away*
Brandon
: Here you go Heather. *hands me my 3 dollars*
Ok so the little group I’m with (Josh, Brett, Joe, Andrea,
and I) walk off to do some more rides. We go on this one called the Riptide and
right before we get on I see a security guard and a guy with a fancy suit on. I
said, “hey Joe doesn’t he look higher than that stuck up dude? Go talk o them
for me will you?” Joe walks off to talk to them and we get on the ride I call
Joe over so he can get on and he tells the guys to wait. When we got off
(totally soaked I might add, the lady was right) the fancy suit man walks up
and asks us to explain what happened. Joe (the idiot he is) tells me to
explain. I’m like, “I’m sick of explaining it can you do it Joe?” which he does
because I can manipulate people *evil* so then we walk over there the people
working the thing are going “they’re back RUN!” I’m going “ha-ha I’m gettin’ it
this time!!” So the nice fancy suit guy (who has introduced himself as Frank
and his buddy as Aaron *plus* I looked @ their name tags He-he) tells the group
I’m with to back off and calm down so he can talk to me and the jerks who
wouldn’t give me my prize. So Frank’s talking to me and then he asks if that
was the sign that was up when I was playing. I go up the sign and now I’m
hysterical. They changed the flippin’ sign to now say “knock the cups off the
table” OFF THE FLIPPIN’ TABLE!!!!!!!!!! I freaked out and went
back up to Frank and said nope they put a paper in front of the one that was
up. So frank called some people talked to another lady and I FINALLY got my
bass. There’s just one thing I had to promise Frank, the first gig our band
gets him and Aaron are invited with front row seats. I promised too.
After that we went on the Riptide again because they shut
down The Plunge. So Josh, Andrea, and I got on. The only 3 people on the whole
thing. We get on and the seat Andrea wants to sit in won’t close. We didn’t
think of it as anything because, well, we like this ride. When they got it
closed the thing started. Well, the thing kept going, until I saw the water…
stop? OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO! We were upside down and the thing stopped… ok… just
a glitch I’m fine… Well it might have been the blood rushing to our heads, but
all 3 of us started cracking up laughing.
Then Brett and Joe started laughing and so did these random idiots that I
didn’t like because it’s ok to laugh at someone if you know them, but if you
don’t that just brings hatred. 10-15 minutes later they pressed a button and
they flipped us upright, but we were still stuck. Then they started swinging
it. We were all like NO NO NO NO NO DON’T START IT AGAIN!! This is where I start
laughing HARD. They take a ladder. YES A BLOODY LADDER and unlatch out seats
and save us, WITH A LADDER!!! I hope you find this as funny as I did.
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