That kind of sounds like leave it to beaver

Ok back to this post...

We as NSS (Nova Scotia Skaters) had an issue with the forum for a few days. But it is back up a running...

You should check it out

http://nsskaters.jconserv.net/

That’s all we have right now because we are a non-profit group and have no money to build a site...wich sucks

also any Video Nuts and Photo Bros want to share there stuff let me know because I would love to add there work to the forum and even give there a account to post there stuff on the forum..

And companies/business wanting to be added to out Affiliates Links please send an e-mail to novascotiaskaters@gmail.com or message me on SBV...

That’s if for today...

Vaughn

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

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Independent Trucks, DC Shoes, Kr3w Clothing, Plan B Skateboards, Lakai Footwear and CASA are proud to present:

Summers End Skate Jam- The Plaza – Sunday, Sept 3^rd

There’s no better way to wrap up the Summer than to have every one come together for a best trick contest at the and kick it in the sun one last time.

With 5 obstacles and a chance to win $400 cash at each location, this is definitely a chance to raise the bar and walk away with a fat pocket.

We’ll have dj’s and a Mc hyping up the event all day to get the crowd pumped and support our sponsors.

There will be a lot of coverage involved with the Summers End Skate Jam and this competition promises to be one to be remembered.

This will be an all day affair with sunny weather, good people, and some amazing talent.

A perfect way to have fun and support skateboarding!

In the evening after the contest we will host an after party “Summer end Party Jam” at:

Lucy Mae Brown, 862 Richards Street -featuring DJ Kurtcorners and DJ Seko. Doors 10pm until 2pm.

Come early for food, Give away from all the sponsor, F

Schedule of the day:

·        2pm contest start

·        12pm registration

·        10pm After Party at Lucy Mae Brown

This will be will be our last contest of the summer in . We want to thanks all our sponsors for the support and the skaters for showing up to each event.

Also special thanks to the City of Vancouver.

Please fax the registration (see attachment) at 604-899-5419 or go directly to Underworld

The fee is $15 in advance and $20 the day of.

AM Getting Paid registration are now accepted at:   www.amgettingpaid.com 

Zoo 's AM Getting Paid is now in its third year and still focuses
on showcasing the very best in skateboarding on a scale no other
amateur event can offer. This pro free event will happen again
September 22nd to 24th 2006 at South Parc in ).  This
year’s prize purse is the biggest ever, reaching a whopping $15 000
U.S. dollars!
 

This event is brought to you by Zoo York and Underworld skate shop,
presented by ÉS footwear, Solo Mobile, SBC skateboard magazine,
and Blind skateboards.
 

In collaboration with Von Zipper eyewear, Vestal watches, Independent Truck CO, Puzzle Video, Expose magazine, Momentum Wheels, Dakine backpack, South-Parc, Pro-Tec helmets and protection, New Era, 411 video, Diamond hardware and Transworld Skateboarding.
 

For three action packed days, we will bring together some of the
hottest international amateur skateboarding talents under one roof.
 

Event main sponsor Solo Mobile will present the Best Trick Contest.
"The Best Trick is one of the most exciting parts of the contest and
gives skaters a last chance to get some of the $3000USD reserved for
this overtime period. The cash will be handed out by the event
promoter for every single banger that goes down.

Zoo York's Am Getting Paid is returns to Soth Parc for this years Contest.

We want to give a big thank you to Dan Cordeiro and Dan
Vezina for all the help in organization so far and the awesome street
course design they have planned.
 

South Parc is located at 8100 Taschereau. For more information call 450-672-4884 or visit www.south-parc.com

 

Zoo AM Getting Paid's registration fee is $100 CND which includes
entry for the contest and best trick contest, a 1 year subscription to
Transworld magazine and a for the first 100 pre-registered riders a
Dakine backpack.

 

More info will be posted on the website regarding all the After Party and the Video Premiere of Yesterday’s Future Friday September 22^nd.
Also stay tuned for all the details for this year's Zoo York's Am Getting Laid after party, Saturday September 23rd.  It is going to be nuts!
 

“The contest is the weekend before the "West 49 Open" in  This is a great opportunity for skate companies to come into and promote their pro and amateur teams simultaneously. There is opportunity to organize demos and/or in store signings in between the two contests in different cities.  Or you can simply get footage and film for your upcoming videos. and definitely have some of the best street spots in North America.
 

The Zoo York's AM Getting Paid contest is meant to support and
stimulate the growth of future professional skateboarders as well as
promote the skateboard industry.

 

Last year's Zoo York AM Getting Paid DVD is available! Contact us to get a copy www.amgettingpaid.com

 

We hope to see you there.

Peace out

 

www.underworld-shop.com           Online Skate Shop

www.amgettingpaid.com               International amateur skateboard contest

www.underattacktour.com            Follow the tour online

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For immediate release

"Never appearing in Montreal, it was a no brainer for this legendary MC to play our after-party. Also recently added to the Saturday night lineup, Montreal's up and coming mash-up DJ's,Team Canada.

  Born in Staten Island, NY, and raised in the park hill projects, Raekwon is presently one of the most popular Wu-Tang Clan members in the game. Raekwon may not have achieved the solo stardom of his fellow Wu-Tang Clan mates Method Man or Ol' Dirty Bastard, but along with Genius/GZA and frequent partner Ghostface Killah, he's done some of the most inventive, critically acclaimed work outside the confines of the group. Also nicknamed the Chef (because he's "cookin' up some marvelous sh*t to get your mouth watering"), Raekwon joined the Staten Island, NY-based Wu-Tang collective in the early '90s and played an important role on their groundbreaking late-1993 debut album, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers).

  Following his 1994 debut single, "Heaven and Hell," his own solo debut, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, appeared in 1995; while it didn't sell on the level of Method Man's Tical, singles like "Ice Cream" and "Criminology" earned him a strong reputation in the hip-hop underground. Moreover, the album received near-unanimous critical praise for its evocative, image-rich storytelling and cinematic Mafia obsession.

The " Zoo York’s Am Getting Paid" is an international skateboard contest in its 3rd year running.  Held on September 22nd through the 24th, this years total purse is at a whopping $15,000 USD.  This years contest is scheduled to be the biggest Eastern amateur contest to date with over 200 riders participating from around the world.

The " Zoo York’s Am Getting Laid" after-party is on Saturday, September 23rd, doors open at 10pm.

This will be a weekend not to miss!

The tickets are available at: Underworld, Off the Hook, Universe, Empire, South Parc, Juste pour Rire, Clubzone.com and Admission

$25 in advance

Cell. 778-772-1448

Here’s the schedule on the event: 

 

 Registration are now accepted at:   www.amgettingpaid.com  

Zoo York's AM Getting Paid is now in its third year and still focuses on showcasing the very best in skateboarding on a scale no other amateur event can offer. This pro free event will happen again September 22nd to 24th 2006 at South Parc in Montreal (Quebec).  This year’s prize purse is the biggest ever, reaching a whopping $15 000 U.S. dollars!

This event is brought to you by Zoo York and Underworld skate shop, presented by ÉS footwear, Solo Mobile, SBC skateboard magazine, and Blind skateboards.

For three action packed days, we will bring together some of the hottest international amateur skateboarding talents under one roof.

Event main sponsor Solo Mobile will present the Best Trick Contest. "The Best Trick is one of the most exciting parts of the contest and gives skaters a last chance to get some of the $3000USD reserved for this overtime period. The cash will be handed out by the event promoter for every single banger that goes down.

Zoo York's Am Getting Paid is returns to South Parc for this year’s contest. We want to give a big thank you to Dan Cordeiro and Dan Vezina for all the help in organization so far and the awesome street course design they have planned.

Zoo York AM Getting Paid's registration fee is $100 CND which includes entry for the contest and best trick contest, a 1 year subscription to Transworld magazine and a for the first 100 pre-registered riders a Dakine backpack.

More info will be posted on the website regarding all the After Party and the Video Premiere of Yesterday’s Future Friday September 22^nd.

Also stay tuned for all the details for this year's Zoo York's Am Getting Laid after party, Saturday September 23rd.  It is going to be nuts! 

“The contest is the weekend before the "West 49 Open" in Toronto.  This is a great opportunity for skate companies to come into Eastern Canada and promote their pro and amateur teams simultaneously. There is opportunity to organize demos and/or in store signings in between the two contests in different cities.  Or you can simply get footage and film for your upcoming videos. Montreal and Toronto definitely have some of the best street spots in North America, 

The Zoo York's AM Getting Paid contest is meant to support and stimulate the growth of future professional skateboarders as well as promote the skateboard industry.

Last year's Zoo York AM Getting Paid DVD is available! Contact us to get a copy www.amgettingpaid.com 

www.underworld-shop.com          Online Skate Shop

www.amgettingpaid.com              International amateur skateboard contest

www.underattacktour.com           Follow the tour online

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eS FOOTWEAR & UNDERWORLD
PRESENT…

eS GAME OF SKATE-ALL AGES

Saturday July 29 at Granville Street 1:30PM

(register at 12:30pm, outside of Underworld 860 Granville)
Switch 540 big flip…It sounds impossible, doesn’t it? Not when it comes to a Game of SKATE, where anything goes! It’s that time of year again, boys and girls, so get your flat ground skills polished and get ready to take people out of the éS Game of SKATE or be knocked out yourself!

Last year's competitions brought ripping skaters out in swarms, and this year is expected to be even crazier, as hundreds of skaters compete for Canadian éS Game Of SKATE supremacy. On Saturday, July 29 on Granville St (yup Granville will be closed down!) in front of Underworld (860 Granville St) at 1:30pm (register at 12pm). Maximum 40; people e-mail david@timebomb.bc.ca  to enter or sign up at Underworld or fax the registration attached with this email at 604-899-5419..

In case of rain the contest will be moved under the Cambie Bridge at the Basketball Courts.

Got a quad flip in your bag of tricks, or maybe a three flip rewind? Get it ready, because the winner of each stop earns cold hard cash and gear from éS Footwear, Underworld and Solo Mobile and an all expense paid trip to  the éS Game Of SKATE finals at Slam City Jam in Calgary. The winner of the éS Game Of SKATE Canadian Finals in Calgary the wins a trip to sunny California for the éS Game of SKATE Finals, at the ASR trade show, held at the San Diego Convention Center on September 9, 2006. The éS Game of SKATE is presented by Timebomb Trading Inc, Solo Mobile (www.solomobile.ca ) and Underworld.(www.underworld-shop.com)

Be sure to check out www.gameofskate.com or www.esfootwear.com  for rules and more information.
All ages - Limited place – 40 skater max – the contest is free – NO CHARGE

For more info please contact:
Underworld

604-899-8949

You can fax your registration form at 604-899-5419

More event to come:

AM Getting Paid registration are now accepted at:

www.amgettingpaid.com

Zoo York's AM Getting Paid is now in its third year and still focuses

on showcasing the very best in skateboarding on a scale no other

amateur event can offer. This pro free event will happen again

September 22nd to 24th 2006 at South Parc in Montreal (Quebec).  This

year’s prize purse is the biggest ever, reaching a whopping $15 000

U.S. dollars!

This event is brought to you by Zoo York and Underworld skate shop,

presented by ÉS footwear, Solo Mobile, SBC skateboard magazine,

and Blind skateboards.

In collaboration with Von Zipper eyewear, Vestal watches, Independent

Truck CO, Puzzle video, Expose magazine, Momentum wheels, Dakine back

pack, South-Parc, Pro-Tec helmets and protection, New Era, 411 video, Diamond hardware and Transworld Skateboarding.

For three action packed days, we will bring together some of the

hottest international amateur skateboarding talents under one roof.

Event main sponsor Solo Mobile will present the Best Trick Contest.

"The Best Trick is one of the most exciting parts of the contest and

gives skaters a last chance to get some of the $3000USD reserved for

this overtime period. The cash will be handed out by the event

promoter for every single banger that goes down.

Zoo York's Am Getting Paid is returns to South Parc for this year’s

contest. We want to give a big thank you to Dan Cordeiro and Dan

Vezina for all the help in organization so far and the awesome street

course design they have planned.

South Parc is located at 8100 Taschereau. For more information call 450-672-4884 or visit www.south-parc.com

Zoo York AM Getting Paid's registration fee is $100 CND which includes

entry for the contest and best trick contest, a 1 year subscription to

Transworld magazine and a for the first 100 pre-registered riders a

Dakine backpack.

More info will be posted on the website regarding all the After Party and the Video Premiere of Yesterday’s Future Friday September 22nd.

Also stay tuned for all the details for this year's Zoo York's Am Getting Laid after party, Saturday September 23rd.  It is going to be nuts!

“The contest is the weekend before the "West 49 Open" in Toronto.  This is a great opportunity for skate companies to come into Eastern Canada and promote their pro and amateur teams simultaneously. There is opportunity to organize demos and/or in store signings in between the two contests in different cities.  Or you can simply get footage and film for your upcoming videos. Montreal and Toronto definitely have some of the best street spots in North America,

The Zoo York's AM Getting Paid contest is meant to support and

stimulate the growth of future professional skateboarders as well as

promote the skateboard industry.

Last year's Zoo York AM Getting Paid DVD is available! Contact us to get a copy www.amgettingpaid.com

We hope to see you there.

Peace out

www.underworld-shop.com          Online Skate Shop

www.amgettingpaid.com              International amateur skateboard contest

www.underattacktour.com           Follow the tour online

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"Off The Chain"

[Jamie Madrox]
Daddy I'm high as a cloud floating looking to touch
Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on
Like them average ass titties of yours
Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before
But them titties right there look suckable to me
With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be
She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so
If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode

[Monoxide]
Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly
All I want to do is get some ass tonight
And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed
Then I'll be swimming in some ass like the tsunami
And it won't matter if she, kinda looks like a he
Cause as long as I stay high they're all dimes to me
Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree
Getting high hoping this ugly bitch will f*ck me

[Chorus]
Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo
Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain
A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney
Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie
Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain

[Monoxide]
Sometimes we would get high in the back
And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack
And I, wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned
But f*ck it since I'm high little ugly got boned
I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of this
Everywhere that I look's a fine bitch
Goddamnit, I love this weed
'Cause every last bitch looks good to me

[Jamie Madrox]
Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone
Ain't no reason that banging ass need to be having pants on
I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string
Packed to the max with needful things
Like coochie and butt watch it jiggle and such
As she walks by with that run way strut
I'm mesmerized on how much ass calf n' thighs
You managed to stuff inside them Levi's

[Chorus]
You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy
With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain
A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson
With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain

[Jamie Madrox]
Your lips are just so soft and supple
I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle
I'm seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing
Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard
And if she wanna cuddle right quick
Turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick
Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom
While there's other people on the side of you taking a dune

[Monoxide]
Now I'm walking through the mall
And I'm high as the sun
And I swear this bitch's ass is looking like a cinna-bun
And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie's
Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny
I'm getting outta here before my penis gets hard
And I get thrown out by the security guards
Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high
But I'm almost outta weed so I'm saying goodbye

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"So High"

[Monoxide]
Now I'm smoking like a chimney
With the purple cush up in me
I'm really on cloud nine I got aliens sitting with me
So many seem to forget we will smoke until your eyes get peeled
So every now and again we gotta remind ya about the smoker deal
One, never smoke it brown and not if I don't break it down
And three, if we ain't f*cking don't be touching on my thunder now
My mouth is getting dry and you see the veins in my eyeballs
Looking like I just doused em in alcohol
I light a Newport I'm also addicted to menthol
And I'll be smoking till the coroner calls
And my plants are all tall and fluffy
And when I'm checking my buds
I swear to god I start to dance like puffy
I'm old school like a huffy and a set of roach clips
And if you notice when you looking
I get the resin on my lips
I put a halfy in a paper and you'll never see it drip
And I'll smoke it till it burns all the way down to my fingertips

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down

[Jamie Madrox]
I'm so twisted and smoking Jane gets me lifted
I sip hypnotic till my bladders full and I'm pissing
I only smoke bammer if it's carefully sifted
To avoid sticks and beans from splitting the seams
If its weak smoke more
What you think them zig zag packs
Come packed with thirty two leaves inside for
If your lucky enough to be blowing gan
You better hit it like a pro and hold it as long as you can

[Lavel]
We get high like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
We rather die then be dry
So don't play
So if you don't wanna smoke get the f*ck out the way
We get high like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
We rather die than be dry
So don't play
So if you don't wanna smoke get the f*ck out the way

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down

[Violent J]
I'm f*cking doing good I can afford my habit
Seven hundred sack a cush watch me grab it
I'm a fool like that
Smoking in the parking lot outside a court
I'll get you higher that the airport
I know you trying to be a homie passing me that tree
But you f*cking with professionals and rookies get beat
I f*cking slap kids passing me the buster brown dust
I get insulted leave you with your crown bust
I fait piss tests and give a shi*t less
And youz a fool like a mutha f*cka thinking you gonna hit this
Back up off me softly you puke hitting mine
Even if you catch a contact it's your quittin' time
I'm riding with Madrox we smoking up mad blocks
Rattling your street leaving smelling like Woodstock
Get some hatchet in your life get some matches and light up
A f*cking plant with me, boy we family!

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high

I'm so high

I'm so high

And I'm never gonna come back down

[Outro]
(Hello)
Tina girl please tell me I'm awake cause I think I'm dreaming
[Illegible]
Oh I think I met my soul mate at the pulse last night honey
(What!!!)
He was adorable he was so drunk and so hot then I gave him one of those little things
(Uh huh)
He danced for me in his drawers girl
[Illegible]
Well yea he's sleeping right now he took me home
(What!!!)
Wooo he freaked me girl
(Oh my god) [Illegible]
Yes yea oh he's gotta wake up and take me home soon
Cause girl I am starving and all he had in his fridge was some cheese and dough nuts
And I finished that an hour ago so I'm gonna have to wake him up
(You're gonna wake him up!!!!)
Ok I'll call you then
(K)
Bye girl
[Click]
[Creaking and groaning]
Honey boo you gotta get up, wake up honey you gotta take me home.
(I smell some --)
You remember me right?
(Hey who the f*ck is you?!)
(No you didn't! No you didn't!)
(Did you rape me?!?)
[Crying] You don't remember me!!!
(Wait a minute get outta my house!!)
(Are you a man? Wait a minute: What part of the game is this man?)

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