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hello here at school and doing nothing but just hilling in th libary well im just txtn...(LOL) its weirdo because i dont get into trouble well humm well yup imlistning to 5 finger death punch.... yuppie!i an so so happy i donr know why but i am heheh!!
wow!! hummm.....
(LOL) its a habbit sorry!
well yeah im here and it sucks! yay!! omorrow i got 1/2 day!! well imnot comming to school tomorrow im going to springervilleto c ma dad! o yea well i was talking to my other dad that left us for somebody elts??
and i asked himif he could hepl us as in (me and my sister)
yea he want us to make a list of what we need lame i know!! 
that trick dont trust mne with the money!
what a loser!! o my f*cken god well humm all the freshmens are comming in to check out books just cute!!(LOL) ima JR!
yay!! well humm im boared outta my mind here at school well humm life scks!! 
i dont know what to do  
"I JUST WANNA FALL INTO PEICES!!"
yea... i was telling my lover La'vadis that YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE MOST CREATIVE SOURCE... IF YOUR BECCOMING SOMETHING.... BECAUSE LIFE IS WHAT U MAKE IT... YOU CAN LIVE BY IT...
yea that goess for you all!!!
so make life the best.... dont hold back let go..
the past is over so make it a new the new year just started and FUQ ALL THOES WHO THINK THEIR THE SHYTE!! N JUST GRREDY LIL SNITCHES!!!
IM RICH BITCH!!
(LOL) x2
 well as my blog i dont know what to tell you all you jerk offs go die!!
well humm yeah im hurtn still i thought i was n love then i ust got played for a fool...
but mistakes happen!!
but.....
I CHOOSE DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
ya digg.... read a n never let loose!
im a rare diamoind... dont risk looseing something like me...i could b the 1 or u cud jut never imagine life with out AmBeR so mke use of me and never forget!
"die once....live again once more agin........ALIVE" 


Published On: 1/22/2009
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The Superman Mythos

by Thyroros

The term superman first entered into modern usage through the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche. This late nineteenth-century German philosopher was vehemently anti-Christian and never tired of condemning the faith as weak, absurd, even detrimental to human development. While Hitler admired him, and the Nazis are said to have made use of some of his ideas, Nietzsche did not actually share their racist and anti-Semitic views. (1) Thus it is not entirely incongruous that two young Jewish men from Cleveland, Ohio would have adopted the term for their own use. While many assume Superman is merely a work of science fiction, I do not believe this to be the case. I too grew up amid all the movies (the first film starring Christopher Reeve came out the year after I was born), cartoons, and TV shows, believing the Man of Steel to be nothing more than a slightly stale and out-dated comic book hero. However, after watching various episodes of Smallville, a very different interpretation of the American icon began to impress itself upon me.

As nonsensical or offensive as some people might think this to be, the tale of Superman represents an allegory of another well-known supernatural, extra-terrestrial being: Satan.

Before delving into some of the more specific correlations, and often glaring similarities, between these two legendary immortals, there is an important point which needs to be made regarding the nature of angels. Angels are extra-dimensional and other-worldly travellers who make infrequent appearances throughout the Bible and other related texts. They usually do not have wings, and they almost always appear just like men. The Seraphim and Cherubim are the only two celestial orders consistently described in the Bible which bear wings. While most angeaologies consider both orders to be angels, the highest orders in fact, neither the Old nor New Testaments refer to them as such. But this is really just a semantic argument that needn't be fully addressed here. Anyway, the English word angel is derived from the Greek angelos which simply means messenger, as does the Hebrew mal'ach, which is used in the Torah, the prophets, and other Hebrew writings. (2) These terms can be used to indicate human or divine beings. Many times the humans with whom angels communicate are not even aware of it until the supernatural visitors perform some act obviously beyond the capability of mere mortals. After closely examining all the Biblical references, I was forced to conclude that there is no overwhelming distinction between angels and what modern mythology refers to as aliens. Both are extra-terrestrial, and both seem to exhibit powers and/or technology beyond what might traditionally be considered human. Now, Satan, if standard Christian doctrine is correct, is a fallen angel, while Kal-El, or Superman, is a stranded, immigrant alien.

Objections may arise as angels are said to dwell in heaven while aliens inhabit the supposedly innumerable worlds located in the vast reaches of space. But again, the only difference between the concepts of heaven and space lie in the minds of people who refuse to acknowledge the simple facts. Both exist above and outside the earth, and both are impossible to visit for the majority of living human beings on this planet. Even now, after thirty-some years of manned space-flight, it still requires the pinnacle of human technology, and the availability of monumental resources, to even consider such undertakings. We haven't been to the moon in over thirty years according to official sources. Moreover, space remains extremely dangerous. It is a notoriously hostile environment; the slightest mistake or malfunction can bring about instantaneous death for even the most well-trained astronaut. So, heavenly realms and intergalactic space, not that different, right? Okay then, hopefully that matter is settled, and we can move on to Krypton.

As most of us know, Kal-El's homeworld, Krypton, was completely obliterated due to a nuclear reaction at its core, which resulted in the infant Kryptonian's emergency flight to earth. Now, some theorize that the asteroid belt in our solar system was created when a large, terrestrial planet located between Mars and Jupiter (often referred to as Astera/Astara) exploded some time in the past. (3) It's possible that this same cataclysm was also responsible for the destruction of the Red Planet's atmosphere and its civilization. Satan may also be connected with Mars and Astera, depending on one's interpretation of certain Old Testament books such as Ezekiel. Ezekiel states in chapter 28, verse 14 that the former anointed cherub, Satan, "walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire". It's not a very far stretch of the imagination to connect "the stones of fire" with planets. Please examine the following verses for more details:

Ezekiel 28:15-17 15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. 16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. 17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground (Hebrew 'eretz is also often translated as land or earth), I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

So Satan may have ruled a physical civilization spanning Mars, Astara, and perhaps several moons as well. But he rebelled against his God and King, and was cast to the earth along with a third of the Heavenly Host (See Revelation 12:4).

The aforementioned information thus allows us to have a much clearer understanding of the scenario presented in Smallville 1961. While I don't disagree with Chloe about the possibility of genetic memory being stored in the DNA, I don't accept that this was necessarily true in Clark’s case. I believe it to be more likely that Jor-El and Kal-El are one person, not father and son. Here's how it works:

I. Jor-El is Satan. II. The father who exiled Jor-El/Satan to earth is actually the Father, as in Yahweh, the God of the Bible. III. Jor-El/Satan returns to space to continue the "War in Heaven" (See Revelation 12:7).. IV. In order to eventually assume the role of Anti-Christ, Satan devises a seemingly foolproof plan. Just as Yahweh/God limited himself in power when He assumed the form of Jesus/the Christ, Satan formulates a a similar device. He clones himself and denies this clone access to certain segments of his memory and powers. This way he will more easily deceive humans into believing that he is a righteous savior rather than evil incarnate. But he makes messages and recordings beforehand which will remind him of certain things at planned intervals. This will enable him to develop in the most ideal way in order to fit the role of the Christ more perfectly. V. Satan and his angels are defeated in the heavenly realms, Mars and Astera/Krypton is destroyed as a result. Satan transfers his consciousness/spirit from Jor-El to the infant clone, Kal-El and rockets off toward earth.

As additional support for this concept, let us explore the meanings of the principal character's names belonging to the Superman mythos:

Clark - Old English - Clergyman or learned man (4)

Kent - Welsh - Bright white, white or bright (5). Another interesting possible derivation of this name is from the Biblical Kenites (first mentioned in Genesis 15:19 as enemies of Israel), who may have been descended from Cain (for in Hebrew Cain is more accurately transliterated as Qayin, and Kenites as Qayini. Adding an "i" to the end of a name in Hebrew indicates the people or descendants of that personage. Israel/Israeli, Qayin/Qayini. See the pattern?) (6)

Kal-El - Can be translated as destruction or completion of God in Hebrew (or possibly 'all that is God/totality of God'). (7) El is the Hebrew word for God.*

Jor-El - J is actually pronounced Y (the letter Yod) in Hebrew. Possible translations are: Yare'-el - fear of God, Yarah-El - God teaches, taught of God, Yeru-El - God is a foundation, Yeri-El - founded of God; God will see. (8)

Krypton/Kryptonite - From the Greek words krypto - To hide; kryptos - hidden unseen, secret; krypte - hidden place (9)

Lex - Latin for law (Just in case 'Lex' is actually short for Alexander, Alexander is Greek for leader of men, alex (leader) + ander (men).10

Luthor (Luther) - Teutonic- famous warrior/ famous in war

Old German - Warring ones

German - warrior/famous people?. Martin Luther was a Catholic monk and theologian turned Protestant reformer (1483-1546). (11)

*If one is inclined to doubt that Kal-El and Jor-El may actually be Hebrew names, allow me to you remind you that both Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the original creators of Superman, were Jewish. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's highly unlikely they would give their characters Hebrew-sounding names by pure chance. (12)

There are just a few more items of interest which may possibly be connections between Kal-El and the Red Dragon/Satan. Since Superman derives his powers from the sun, that would make him a kind of 'sun god'. Satan has sometimes been compared with the sun gods of ancient mythology such as the Egyptian Ra, the Greek/Roman Apollo and the Persian Mithra. The 'infinity serpent' burned onto Clark's chest in the second season finale of Smallville is another fascinating correlation, as Satan is often recognized as being or controlling the serpent in the Garden of Eden (Genesis chapter 3), and one of his titles in Revelation (12:9) is that "that old serpent". Finally, it would be quite simple to draw a pentagram inside the five-pointed shield emblazoned on Superman's costume. Pentagrams are used in ceremonial magic and Satanism the world over. Not that such a detail is conclusive, but I just thought I'd include it for the sake of being thorough.

So what does all of this mean? The reader, of course, is free to draw his or her own conclusions But here's what I believe; Superman comics, movies, and TV shows (and everything else in between) are Satanic Propaganda. Superman is the Anti-Christ/Satan and Lex Luthor, representing Christianity, is desperately trying to defend the earth against him. As the story is told from Satan's perspective, Lex is falsely demonized and portrayed as an insane criminal. In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche from Thus Spake Zarathustra, "God is dead. I teach you the superman." This is the lie that the father of lies is eager for us all to swallow down between mouthfuls of French fries and jelly-filled breakfast pastries.

- Thyroros, December 2, 2003, Redlands, CA.

Endnotes:

1. See Friedrich Nietzsche's Biography.com
2. Information gathered by using the King James Bible (1611 Authorized Version) and The Strongest Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible. James Strong, L.L.D., S.T.D. Fully Revised and Corrected by John R. Kohlenberger III and James A. Swanson. Grand Rapids Michigan. Zondervan. 2001
3. Click here for the standard line on the Asteroid Belt formation. Go here for more information on the possible link between Mars, Astara, and Satan, maybe even Venus?
4. Name definition for Clark (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
5. Name meanings & Name origins (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
6. See footnote 2. Most Biblical scholars don't make the connection between Cain and the Kenites. This is probably due to the long-held view that the Flood of Noah/The Great Deluge (as related in Genesis chapters 6-8) was worldwide and no one survived except Noah and his family. However, a gr owing number dispute that the Flood was regional rather than global (which is possible based on certain interpretations of the passages in Genesis), and therefore, Cain's progeny could have survived.
7. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3605-3607, 3615-3617
8. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3372, 3384, 3385, 3400. Incidentally, yerah is the Hebrew word for moon, ref. 3391.
9. From the Strong's Concordance Greek Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 2926-2928 10. (Any competent Latin-English and Greek-English dictionaries can be used to find these definitions. Also standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.) Here's a couple of websites just in case you want them. For Alexander. For Lex & another for Lex. Just for fun, here's website containing excerpts of Plutarch's Alexander the Great (who was not a good guy) bio.
11. "Luthor/Luther" name meaning.
12. "Jews are the true comic book heroes", article from the Chicago Sun Times and here's a History of Superman article from Superman.com.ar in case your interested.

End the words of Thyroros.

This article can be found at: http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/superman-satan



Published On: 4/29/2008
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Abyss of the Oracle: PROMPT BOOKS ARE A DESECRATION
By: Broderick


PROMPT BOOKS ARE A DESECRATION OF THEATRE AS WE KNOW IT; MAY G-D SPITE THE MAN WHO USES A FOUL WEAPON SUCH AS THIS!!! PROMPT BOOKS ARE THE DEVIL ON EARTH!!! DO NOT USE PROMPT BOOKS LEST YOU COMMIT SIN UPON THE EARTH IN BLASPHEMY OF G-D'S HOLY NAME!!! DO NOT USE PROMPT BOOKS!!!








j/k



Published On: 12/6/2007
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Rondom: Saying
By: LunerPyro


If at first you don't succeed then break down and start bitching.

I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna f*cking swear a lot."
-Billie Joe Armstrong

No reason to live, but we like it that way"
-Bloodhound gang-

lifes a bitch.. then you die.. =)

You Don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear"
-johnthegreat

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same

"People learn from their mistakes."

"and the rivers of egypt with flow with milk and honey."

Some dance to remeber - some dance to forget. - Eagles

"It is better to fail in originality then to succed in immatation." "Appearances can be deciving." "Someone who said that sunny days were best, never danced in the rain." "Never let a fool kiss you, never let a kiss fool you."

The sky is the limit if you let it be.
-V
Can you see my heart in this world you have forgotton?
-Ve
Cut the veins around my wrist, take my heart and never part.
-Ve
I spill my blood willingly

To you I might be just a common fool, but to someone, I'm more than meets the eye...
-Rai Sasaki(Dragon's Destiny)

There is no kai in team

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same"

I can't reach the sky without being dragged down...
I can't run forever while I try to hold on...
But if you'll be there where I drown, I don't want to hold your hand...
It's quicker than quicksand and you just won't make it...
-[Quicksand] by Lillix

What happened in the past will stay,but what happens now will go on for life.

"Is your brain broken or something? don't drink and drive!!!"

True wisdom exists in knowing that you know nothing

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
What's another word for ‘synonym’?
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Things I like and things I hate: I don't really feel like telling you that..."
-Kakashi Hatake

You may see me not crying but in the inside, I'm crying...

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, but what does a blind man see?" ????

Everyone has hope, faith,and trust within them. So we all should never just lose any of these traits. Protect them and cherish them, as if they are one of your precious belongings. -AFG316

happy endings are for stories that havent ended yet

Dear God...." "u ass"
"No Trev we will not go bungy jumping without a rope"

Don't you feel it?
The colder your touch
The more it turns me on
And the faster beats my heart
And baby more I love you..."
- "I Love You (prelude to tragedy)" by HIM

Billie Joe Armstrong: My name is George W. Bush. Actually, my name is a**hole.
Tre Cool: Orange mocha frappucino!
Bam Margera: I took H.I.M.'s tour bus!

Look up to the stars, but don't look down on the earth.

Tré Cool: I don't understand a word of what Billie just said, so I will just talk about chickens.”

The eleventh commandment: Thou shall rock hard.

darkness is only the beggning

Accept it. Love it. Have some ramen.

Just cause I'm a witch it doesn't mean I'm a bitch. But I can be if you piss me off. Touch what's mine and you'll truly pay.

"sing like you think no one's listening"
I can almost taste it with my nose. -Falcone aka Dico in Haggard

Some books can be devored easily,while others must be taken in piece by piece and digseted slowly.

were I go I just don't know might as well go somewhere in Mexico I eat fairies

When there's a village angry mob, theres only one thing to do....run like the wind and don't look back!!!"

Don't fight with an idiot because they might make you stoop down to their leval and beet you with experience

Roll, Roll, Roll a joint
Twist it at the ends
Light it up and take a puff
And pass it to your friends!

Dont cry for anyone who wont cry for you...

You were born an individul, don't die a clone" or "Its my f*cking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!-Billie Joe Armstrong

Would you like me to discribe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box" -Legolas Greenleaf The Two Towers
"A red sun rises blood has been spilt this night" - Legolas Greenleaf The Two Towers

Today is a good day to die_Worf star trek
'Stop Mocking me!"Stewie Griffin Family Guy
"Got ya ha ha ha!" Jokey smurf Smurfs
Baka, Shut up"Hiei Yu-Yu Hakusho
"Quit yer crying,stupid" Inuyasha Inuyahsa

[.x.She'd Absolutly Kill To Here Him Say She's Beautiful.x.]

I never asked for promises. I never wanted anything. I just want you

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." -Maya Angelou

Be your self they can only send you to hell once"

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing



Published On: 11/12/2007
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On April 9th, 2007 Emerica posted an article and an interview about signing Jerry Hsu.

Emerica Article:
No more guessing. You nailed it. Please help us welcome super shredder Jerry Hsu to Emerica Footwear and Gear. Have you seen Enjoi’s Bag Of Suck video? What about Man Down from the Tilt Mode Army? If you just said no twice, it’s sincere-iously time to wake up from the coma you’ve been in and get your ass down to your local skate shop for a screening! Everyone else, ’nuff said--you already know that Jerry’s skating is truly of epic proportions!

A longtime friend of Emerica, NorCal ruler Jerry fits in with the team like a brand-new pair of our shoes: absolutely perfect! In addition to joining the distinguished pros of Emerica Footwear, Jerry will also accompany Heath Kirchart and am Marquis Preston on Emerica Gear, and start breaking shi*t off for the next Emerica video, Stay Gold, coming in 2008. Daaaaayum! Jerry's interview is already up, so go dive on in for more details. Welcome to Emerica, Jerry!
[http://emericaskate.com/news/2007/04/09/guesshsu/]

Interview:
How and when did you start skating?
1992. It was a gang initiation thing.
Who were you skating with at first?
Myself.
What terrain were you riding at first?
Flat ground and a piece of wood with a 2 x 4 under one end.
Who were some early influences on your skating?
The bad, older kids with green hair and 42-inch waist jeans.
Do you enjoy skating in contests?
No.
How could contests be improved?
Weapons.
What is good / bad about being a pro?
Everything's good, nothing's bad.
What do you think of skate videos?
Less blah-blah-blah, more raw-raw-raw.
Which are your favorites?
Barbarians at the Gate.
Do you enjoy shooting video parts?
Oh, its the best!
Do you skate small stuff like curbs and parking bumps?
Exclusively.
Why are curbs not allowed in magazines and videos anymore?
They're not allowed anymore?!
When was the last time you saw a curb in a magazine or video? Do you skate vert ramps?
Not really. If I do, it’s toward the bottom where its flat.
Do you skate backyard pools?
I don't do pools.
What do you think of public concrete skateparks?
They’re a good place to sell shoe packages.
How could they improve the design?
By not letting complete boneheads design them.
Should skateparks copy real street spots like Love Park and EMB?
Yes, but security guards and homeless people should be included in the overall design.
How did you get on Emerica?
Bethany Regan is a close personal friend of mine.
What do you like about Emerica?
They're my bros and they pay for my crystal healing sessions in New Mexico.
Who do you skate with now?
Everybody.
Who are your favorite skaters of all time?
Tino Razo.
What have been the highlights of your skateboarding career?
I was on the BET Network once, I think.
Is there anything in skateboarding you haven't done that you'd like to accomplish?
A reality show and sports drink deal. Duh.
What do you enjoy besides skating?
I enjoy everything besides skating.
What music, art, books have you been enjoying lately?
Religious literacy by S. Prothero.
What are your future goals?
To floss every night.
[http://emericaskate.com/team/jerry-hsu/bio/]


Published On: 4/11/2007
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-Stuff u didnt kno about me -

1. I microwave ice cream.
2. I repeat words in my head until they have no meaning.
3. I talk to myself.
4. When I'm home alone, I bounce around the house singing at the top of my lungs in the strangest voices until I get a headache.
5. I dance in my bathroom.
6. I dance regardless. Only in front of the my dogs though.
7. Sometimes I'd rather not talk to people, but just sit with them in silence.
8. When I only know part of a song's lyrics, I make up the rest.
9. I make up words if I forget the real ones. Like nilliate.
10. I sit on my couch watching old disney movies cuddled up in about 3 different blankets while drinking hot chocolate.
11. I have my dog trained to roll over when I snap my fingers and point at him.
12. I play pretend in my head for my favourite books and movies.
13. My Ipod puts me to sleep 
14. I always ask, "How is life?" and I realize no one ever responds correctly.
15. I <3 orange juice.
16. I usually stay on the phone till 6 Am.
17. I can tie a cherry stem with my tounge.
18. I sing to myself in the shower.
19. French fries in 1000 Island dressing is so fapping good.
20. I read the book "Everything You wanted to Know About Sex... and More" when I was 7.
21. I Love writing poems, and acttionaly i'm qutie good at it too.
23. I use to put money under my own pillow to make my parents believe the tooth fairy was real.
24. I squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle. Just to piss everyone off.

25. I would eat Arby's for Breakfast,Lunch, & Dinner.

26. Sometimes in the summer or on weekend i wake up at 4 Am just to go joging
I <3 u babe
xoxo Brianne


Published On: 3/21/2007
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HoLyshi*tBaTmAn!!!: Blah!
By: Blazed_and_Broken


They’re gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you son
So they can watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work
They’re gonna give you a smirk
‘Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They’re gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine

They said all teenagers scare
The living shi*t out of me
They could care less
As long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me

The boys and girls in a clique
The awful names that they stick
You’re never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you’re troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did

They said all teenagers scare
The living shi*t out of me
They could care less

As long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me

Oh yeah

They said all teenagers scare
The living shi*t out of me
They could care less
As long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me

All together now

Teenagers scare
The living shi*t out of me
They could care less
As long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me

Teenagers scare
The living shi*t out of me
They could care less
As long as someone’ll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me


Published On: 3/15/2007
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this is a story that i've been working on for quite some time.
NO it's not finished... but I don't know where exactly i want to go next with it.
so if you have some free time, feel free to read it and give me some ideas.
thanks for the help/support! ~kaitlin

Prologue: Cassie

Way back when, when there were such things as vampires and their pet dragons and werewolves, there was a time of peace. The villagers knew of the vampires and hunted extra for them. The villagers and the vampires got along quite peacefully. As long as the vampires got their share of meat, the villagers did not have to fear them. One day, one of the dragons said to the others, “Why do we eat the vampires’ scrap when we are just as good hunters as them?” This puzzled the other dragons as well as the werewolves, but they remained loyal to their masters, for awhile. Then, the one dragon broke out, trying to prove to the other dragons that they were better than the vampires. The vampires saw the dragon’s plans and had it killed. The other dragons, having watched the vampires do this, became furious with them. The werewolves were now curious about what all was behind the fortress that they had lived in for so long. And so, a time of pure darkness and destruction arose. The dragons now knew that they could fend for themselves. Not needing the care of the vampires, the dragons and werewolves ran amuck, terrorizing any and all that crossed their path. The vampires, realizing this, were distraught with the pets, sending them to an alternate universe far, far away. But, alas, it was far too late for them. The meat supply had already vanished. Some of the villagers thought that it was the vampire’s end. All of the food that they had hunted had been eaten by the werewolves, and the dragons had burnt most of the fields. The eldest of the vampires knew that they would need a new food source. The vampires were angered by the vampire elder’s advice, but soon realized that it had to be done if they wanted their kind to exist. And so began the reign of vampires. It started out with just one or two people a week, but soon it was 10 people a night. The townspeople became furious with their newfound enemy, but were sad at the same time at losing such an alley. The townspeople lived in fear every night when a loved one had to go out for what little food they had. The vampire elder soon realized that he was becoming much too old to be handling the townspeople attacks and even the turning of the townspeople to vampires.  He soon appointed a new elder and took his own life. The new elder had a difficult decision to make. The new food source was running out and the vampires soon ran out of townspeople and started going farther out to other villages. They were feared by all. Of course, there were people that resisted their rule by rioting the mansion that some vampires slept in, but all attempts failed. It was hard to believe that these were the same vampires that lived in peace with mortals. But here it was, happening right then and there. It was a sad time indeed for the mortal race, knowing that every day they would have to stop working in the fields sooner, just the thought of losing a child because they were foolish and went out after dark to get their toys.

 

Cassie

Chapter 1: Beginnings

“Granny I want to hear a scary story,” Susie said as she sat on her favorite rug. She had just turned 12 and still liked to hear her granny’s stories. “Well, what kind of scary story?” her grandmother replied. “What do you mean what kind?” Susie asked confused. “Well, there’s Frankenstein, Pumpkin Head, or the Boogieman,” her grandmother answered. “I know! What about a vampire story?” Susie asked excitedly. She had just gone to the movies with her friends and they had seen a Dracula movie. “Vampire story?” her grandmother asked shocked. “Please?” Susie interrupted. “I don’t know. They usually aren’t the scary sort. More of a romantic/horror sort, especially this recent one that I have made,” her grandmother continued. “Oh granny, please? I’m not a little kid that needs to hear Cinderella. I promise I won’t interrupt at all, I promise,” begged Susie. “Well, alright… I take it you want my latest one?” her grandmother asked. Susie excitedly nodded. “Well ok, if you say so… “I smiled happily as my mother tucked me in. “Momma, don’t forget to open the window.” “Why, sweetie? It feels like its only 10 degrees in here,” my mother replied. “But if you don’t open the window, I won’t see my friend.” “What are you talking about? I’ve closed and locked your windows every night.” I looked at my mom as if I had been in trouble.  “Cassie, you haven’t been letting anybody in the house, have you?” I shook my head no. “Alright then, so nobody has been in the house?” I nodded my head yes, “R has. He’s my friend and he tells me stories.” “Alright I’m locking all the windows and doors.” Right as she had said that, silver fog appeared in my room and transformed into a human. Mom screamed as she held me tight in her arms. R glared at my mother then softened his look into a grin. Then he chuckled and disappeared as I heard him whispering, “Don’t you worry Cassie; I’ll be back for you.”

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-10 years later-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

I was running as fast as I could. “How far have I run? Where am I going? Is that thing still following me?” All of these questions were running through my head, but then I saw it, a giant oak. I quickly ran to the other side of it to hide. “Where’s Amy? I was supposed to meet her at the park, but she never showed up, then this thing started to run after me…” I stopped myself from even breathing, there was something moving in the bushes beside me. I nearly jumped out of my skin as I saw Amy creep out of them. She motioned me to stay there. Wait a minute, is this what Amy had been ragging on about? She had said something about some vampire that had bitten her, but was I really supposed to fall for it? I mean vampires were nothing but an urban legend, and I was perfectly fine with that.”  “There you are, Amy. You know the whole clan is looking for you,” said the thing in a gruff voice. I looked around the tree, careful not to make a sound, to look at my stalker. I was petrified, what was I looking at? Whatever it was vampire or not, it was changing right before my very eyes into a human. The now human sniffed the air, “There’s another presence here.” “What are you talking about? There’s no one else here,” Amy quickly answered as she followed the human close to my tree. I couldn’t move, I was still petrified. “I may be in my human state, but I still have my vampire sense of smell,” he said. Amy quickly came around the tree and motioned for me to act dead. “Why in the world do I want to act dead?”  Whatever the reason, I quickly acted as if I was dead. “This one’s already dead,” Amy stated before he got to close. He looked at Amy strangely, “How do you know this, her smell is still fresh.” Amy stuttered a little then said, “Because I killed her just a few minutes ago.” He looked at her suspiciously, “You did?” “I know I wasn’t supposed to, but I wanted to try it out,” Amy said, swaying back and forth. He was beside me in a millisecond. “Will, please, this is silly, I just killed her minutes ago,” Amy said trying to persuade ‘Will’ away from me. “She still is breathing,” Will said. “Well, maybe I left a few drops by accident,” Amy said smartly. “It was my first time,” Amy sobbed. “Aw, it’s ok, we’ll bring her to our home and let her freshen up some, then we’ll have a nice meal,” Will replied. Will couldn’t help but notice that the girl that he was looking at was about his age when he had been appointed as the brother of the ‘King’ vampire. And yes, what if he did sense some kind of attraction between her and himself? “I wondered when it would all be over. I was terrified when Will picked me up and we were flying! I couldn’t help but feel a little excited. It’s not everyday you get to fly! However, there was a downside; he was going to find out that I hadn’t been killed, or even close to being killed. Then what would happen to me?” My thoughts then drifted off to some place, as I actually fell asleep. I woke up the next morning, I guess, but it looked awful dark in the room. The doors looked too big to move. I was surprised to find it actually comfortable though, maybe too comfortable. I looked around the room. The walls were old and had ivy all over them. The floors were made of grayish, almost white, stone. Was it morning yet? While I was thinking on that, to my pleasant surprise, Amy came in and quietly shut the door, but before she could, a rat came in. She shooed it away, though. Questions paced through my head, but before I could say anything, “Wow, I’m surprised he believed me, he must like you,” she giggled. Giggling? How could she be giggling? I was silent, and I gave her an evil look. “Ok, that approach didn’t work, neither did I think it would,” Amy quietly continued, “You’re in the Vampiric Mansion; no one here has permission to talk to you, besides Drake and myself.”  “Is that all I need to know? Do you want to explain to me what happened last night? And who’s Drake?” I asked losing my temper a little. “It wasn’t last night; it was actually five nights ago…” she trailed off. “What! Five nights ago I was lying in my big bed listening to my stereo system, pretending to be asleep,” I had completely lost my temper now. Apparently, she had expected this.  “It was five nights ago, I don’t know what happened, It’s probably just where you are used to getting up when you see the sunlight coming in from your windows,” Amy stopped as the door creaked open from the other side. I quickly acted drowsy. As I brushed out my hair with my fingers, I felt a cut or scratch on my wrist. “I must have cut it on a tree branch or something.”  “Amy, you’re wanted in the lower dungeon, you really do need to do something about that wolf, it won’t stop howling,” the person said. Amy then got up and left the room, leaving the two of us together.

 

Chapter 2: Vampires???

I still acted as if I had just waked up. He then eyed me, which I hate to admit, but I liked the fact that he was at least a little interested in me. I couldn’t help but smile a little bit. “So, you are who?” he asked as he noticed that I had noticed him noticing me. I hesitated then I quietly said, “Cassie.” He nodded and then asked, “How old are you?” Again, I hesitated, why was I talking? Wasn’t this the person that was stalking me the other night? Then again, what if I didn’t answer? “16,” I said even more quietly. “You don’t need to be scared,” he said. I nodded slowly. I looked at him for the first time clearly. He didn’t look all that bad: pale blue eyes, a lot of muscle, black hair, and of course, he was pale. I hated the fact that he was probably reading my mind with one of his many powers. Amy had told me about some of the powers that vampires had. “So, you know Amy,” he pointed out. “How did I know that he would say something like that? And was this the same guy that had stalked me the night before?” I nodded. “You’re a pretty smart girl, Cassie. But don’t let your mind be an open book,” he commented. Did I dare to ask a question? “So, how old are you?” “Let’s just say that I’m 17,” he answered before I had the whole question out. “But aren’t vampires supposed to be like hundreds of years old?” I blurted. “Well, in a way, but we just calculate our age by when we were initially turned into vampires, then add up our age every other century. So in one century, I’ll be 18,” he answered. “Oh,” I said, excessively interested. I quickly changed the subject, “Are you the one I saw last night?” “No, and it wasn’t last night,” he replied. “Ok… so who are you?” I blurted, again. “I am Drake, owner of this very dull, dark home,” he answered. I then noticed that it was, in fact, awfully dull and boring. “So, you seem to feel about it the same way,” he stated. “Well, umm, it could use some decoration,” I agreed. “You don’t need to be scared, no one will hurt you here, you’re a friend of Amy’s and that’s all I need to know,” he comforted me. Then my mind drifted to what ‘Will’ had said. “Will won’t do anything, he’s just a big oaf that’s jealous because I get to be King, even though he’s older, and because I got the looks,” he laughed. I smiled. “I get it now; Amy is going to be the queen.” Drake must have read my mind, again, because then he shook his head. “But why not?” I asked aloud. “Because, she was appointed by her family and our family that she would become the mate of the eldest brother. Of course, Will, is supposed to be King, but, my mother doesn’t trust him,” Drake answered. I gave him a confused look, “What do you mean?” Drake hesitated a minute then continued, “Well, when Will was younger, about my age, he would always pick out these girls that he thought were cute, he didn’t eat just to eat, he ate to hear them scream for their boyfriends, or even worse, he would turn them into a vampire, which breaks our very first rule. Well, this one night, he had brought this pretty girl that had been the school teacher aid when I was around 7 and mother found her in the old swings in the park. At first, she thought that the girl was just sleeping, but then she went closer and found that she had been waiting for the toddlers that always come early in the morning, when it’s still dark. That breaks our second rule, feeding on children younger than 15. She was furious. She quickly snapped the girl’s neck and flew to the tallest tower, which is where father was. Father found out and was thriving mad, probably the maddest since the fall of that Dracula character. So, he decided to appoint me instead of Will as King,” Drake explained. “Wow,” I said. “Yea, I know,” Drake replied. “No, no, Drake, Will was after me last night,” I said. “Again, it was five nights ago, not last night…” he started to look even paler that usual as he broke off. “He didn’t do anything,” I assured him. He came over and looked closely at my neck. “Well, it would explain why you have been sleeping late,” he explained as he looked for the third time. I sneezed quietly.  He laughed as heard me sneeze. “What?” I giggled. “Your sneeze is one of the funniest I’ve heard in a while,” he said as he looked again. I giggled again. “You’re not thinking of having a taste yourself are you?” He laughed and then sat beside me. “Well, I better go and get my lecture of the day from father, I do hate that you have to be locked up in this room, but it is for your own good,” Drake said as he got up. I gave him a confused look. “You don’t know what some of us would do to someone as pretty as you,” he answered the question that went through my head. I blushed. He then went out of the room. I saw the same rat again as he carefully made sure that the door was closed. I got extremely bored during the next few hours. The place could really use some decoration. I stopped thinking about everything else and though about my situation. So, vampires are actually real………and I was just now talking to one. They don’t look anything like you would think. Yea, they are pale of course. I mean unless they decide to get a tanning bed. I giggled. Now that would be a sight, a tanned vampire. I mean, look at Amy. She still has her beautiful red hair and her pretty green eyes. And Drake, oh my god, he looked pretty good to me. Especially his pretty blue eyes. And another thing, they weren’t the all out vicious things that movies made them look. Here Drake was the future King of their clan or whatnot and he was joking about how the mansion looked. And I could not picture him being the vicious thing that Hollywood says they are. Sure, they have to eat. But all creatures do. At least they only eat when they need to and not killing every cow or deer in sight like humans were nowadays. Drake, he seemed to be so kindhearted. Seriously, here I was part of his food chain and he wasn’t trying anything. He wasn’t being a pig and trying to take advantage of the situation. Whoa, hold up…………………am I falling for a vampire? Wow, that is like so bad. I don’t even know him. For all I know he is a ruthless killer like Hollywood says. No he couldn’t. He probably doesn’t even like killing what he has to, which is probably only small deer. I thought about my wrist, which probably not the smartest thing. It began throbbing in pain. When Drake came in and asked if I needed anything I stopped thinking about it and smiled sweetly. “Nah, I’m fine and dandy.” Drake laughed quietly, “Fine and dandy? That’s a phrase I haven’t heard in awhile.” I giggled and stuck my tongue out, “Well now you have.” We both laughed and he hugged me and then left. As soon as he had left I thought about how my wrist was just an infection. Could I be sure that it was just a scratch? Maybe I should tell Drake about it.  I counted the tiles of stone for the thousandth time.

 

Chapter 3: Will

The door creaked open again. I was surprised that it wasn’t Amy or Drake this time. He looked a little familiar. Could it be Will? No, it couldn’t. Drake had promised that Will would never come into the room. Whoever it was, he was beside me in seconds and I fell asleep immediately. “Where am I? This is nothing like the Vampiric Mansion. “You are in the future, my dear, when you and I will rule the vampires of the world,” said a gruff voice. “That’s impossible; you’re not the future king.” “For the moment, you are correct, but not if an accident happens.” “You’re Will, aren’t you?” “Why yes I am.” I looked around me and saw fire and complete chaos. “I would never rule a kingdom of chaos.” He smirked evilly and had kissed me hard. “We’ll find out about that.” I put my hands over my ears and shook my head violently. I heard someone screaming my name. They were telling me to wake up. I had to warn Drake and Amy about my dream.” I woke up, finally, and there was Amy. “Amy, Will’s going to do something,” I practically screamed. “Cassie, thank god you’re ok,” Amy said as she came over and hugged me. “Huh, of course I’m all right.” “Cassie, you were asleep for seven days,” Amy replied. “Wow, I must be a late sleeper,” I said calmly, knowing that wasn’t the real answer. “Did anyone come in here?” Amy asked. “Well, no. Wait a minute, yea Will did,” I answered. Amy got up quickly and left. I then noticed that my wrist definitely didn’t just have a cut on it, it was redder. I then put my mind onto the dream as Amy and Drake both entered. “Did my brother really come in?” Drake asked briskly. I nodded. He was reading my mind, I knew it. He nodded. “Amy, I think it would be best if it was just me and Cassie for the moment. I’m going to be reading her mind, and I don’t want to miss anything, meaning I don’t want to accidentally read yours instead. Besides, you don’t have that power just yet,” Drake said. Amy understood and left. “Drake, your brother’s plotting against you,” I said after Amy had left. “I know, but how do you know?” he replied. “I had this dream,” I answered. He looked gravely at me as if that meant something I didn’t know. “Ok, focus on that dream,” Drake said calmly. I did. There was the fire and complete darkness and no human kind. The one thing I did not focus on in my dream was the part where Will had said those words. He nodded as he had a confused look. “But why did he choose you to have these visions?” Then I thought about the words that Will had said. Drake and Amy both had the right to know. As Drake got up and left, the little rat scrambled in. I had become quite fond of the little guy. I had actually started to talk to it. He came closer to where I could pet it. My wrist then started to hurt even worse than before. The rat then bit my wrist. I could scream, but I had fallen asleep again, hopefully not to have any more of those dreams. I woke up, but I didn’t really want to. I kept falling back asleep. “What’s happening to me? I still haven’t told anyone about my wrist. Where was Amy, I had to talk to her.”  I finally got up, to stay up. Amy was there, thank god she was ok. Amy looked at me, “Cassie, Drake has been hurt in an accident,” she said. “How hurt?” I asked. “Not that bad, it’s just a scratch or two, but he’s pretty sure it was what was in your dream,” she answered. Drake then entered the room as Amy left. I looked at my wrist quickly to see if it had gotten any worse. It had and by putting my attention on it, it began to hurt worse. Drake came closer to me and I could see that his arms were a little scratched up. “That doesn’t look that good,” I said as he closer to me. “I’ll be all right, but what is not is the fact that you are always sleeping late.” “What happened to you?” “We were out on a hunt and……” he trailed off. That’s when I fell out of conscientiousness. I woke up, thankfully, I didn’t have any dreams. Drake was there, and he asked, “Were you bitten?” “I don’t know,” I answered. He looked away for a moment, and then back at me, “This is really important.” “I honestly don’t know what has happened to me. I don’t know what time it is. I don’t know if it’s day or night. I don’t even know if I’m awake or having another one of the dreams,” I started to sob. He came over and hugged me tight. He had brushed along my wrist and I felt searing pain. “What is it?” he said, reading my mind. I was thinking about my wrist and how much it had hurt. I winced as he gently grabbed my hand. He looked gravely at me. “Are you sure that it’s not an infection from a scratch?” I heard Amy ask as Drake opened the door. I felt like going to bed again as I saw them both enter the room. Drake gently picked up my hand as I winced again from the pain, “Does that look like an infection from a scratch?” Drake asked. Amy didn’t want to believe it, but she shook her head no. Drake brushed my hair out of my face, “You’ll be alright.” He poured something on my wrist, and I wanted to scream, it hurt so badly, 10 times worse than before. I winced and sighed as it settled in. “Amy, go tell father about what Will has done,” Drake said. Amy nodded as she looked at me sadly. She left quickly. Drake hugged me again and left. I moved around as I slept as flashbacks came back to me. The night that it had all started, the night I first saw Will, the first time I had seen a vampire in its vampire state. Then it flashed to when I saw Amy in the room. Next, it was when I first saw Drake smiling at me. Finally, I saw Will’s face for what seemed forever. He had an evil grin and he started laughing hysterically. I screamed, and woke up. Drake was there in seconds. Surprisingly, I actually saw Will hunched over me. Drake pushed him off of me and he left quickly. I was terrified; he was actually trying to kill me, or worse…………turn me into a vampire. I quickly stood up, went over to Drake, and snuggled into his shoulder. He was furious, I could tell. “I’m scared,” I said, trying to calm him down. “You’d be a fool not to be, do you know how many people have broken away from Will’s trance?” he replied. I shook my head as we both sat down. “None. Will is much older than I am and more powerful, both in his trances and strength,” he answered. I thought about what he said and became even more scared, I wouldn’t be able to do it again. He took me in his arms, which wasn’t very hard, considering I was 4’11 and now definitely weighed under 100 since I had arrived. “Wow, I didn’t realize you were ever this small,” he laughed as he flew us to a different room. I smiled as we entered his beautiful room. It was a deep red violet, with everything in velvet and bordered in black. I saw the beautiful bed: it was a deep red and had a gold canopy. I realized that I was still in Drake’s arms and giggled quietly. “Glad you like it,” he smiled. “Like what?” I giggled. He turned a little pink. “Well, I have to go hunt with the clan; I’ll be back in an hour or two.” “What about Will? Can he come in here?” I asked. “Yes he can, but as soon as you see anyone come in here, focus on me and I’ll be back in seconds,” he answered. I nodded my head, but I still didn’t feel 100 percent safe. Knowing what I was thinking, he hugged me and before he flew off, he kissed me on my forehead. I ran up to the bed and jumped on it happily. Then, I got under the top blanket, because it was so soft. I shortly fell asleep, but was suddenly awoken by the door creaking open. “It must be Drake coming back from his hunt.” I was terrified when I saw that it wasn’t Drake, in fact it was Will. “Drat, you’re supposed to be asleep,” he said as he locked the door. I was utterly terrified; what was I suppose to be more scared of the fact that he was strong or the fact that he had teeth? He was beside the bed in a millisecond, but I got out quickly and went over to the wall. “I see you finally have gotten your strength back,” Will said, not too disappointedly. I tried to focus on Drake, but what did that matter? Will had locked the door. Will was next to me in a second, but then I went over to the corner. “You’ve gotten quicker, but that doesn’t matter, do you remember your wrist?” Will said trying to get my attention on it. It worked; I felt searing pain as my knees fell to the floor. The pain was in fact worse, and Will was inching closer to me, being sure to take his time. He was then beside me again, and I embraced myself for the pain I knew I was about to feel. He didn’t go for my wrist this time, which I didn’t know if that was a good thing or not. He grabbed me, turned me on my side, and brushed my hair away, leaving my neck bare. He eyed it happily, “Best neck I’ve seen in ages. Goes along with your fresh blood,” he whispered in my ear. I winced as I felt him bite me, then I saw Drake behind him. Then, I blacked out. I woke up and saw Drake by my side. I turned to him and hugged him tightly. He hugged me back and said, “I’m sorry.” I looked at him and replied, “Its ok, if it wasn’t for you, who knows what else he would have done.” That had comforted him. I felt my neck and, sure enough, there were two wounds. I sighed. He then looked to see how bad it was. Apparently it wasn’t all that bad, because he smiled. “What?” I asked. “He probably didn’t even get ten drops,” he laughed. I giggled, “So, what does that mean?” “It means that you have at least one more day left,” he joked. I smiled. “So, uh, what happened to Will?” I asked. He looked disappointed as he said, “Unfortunately, he turned himself into a rat before I could get my hands on him.” My mind then raced. A rat? “Yes, a rat, the eldest son gets a special power, to change into one distinct animal, Will was the eldest and he chose a rat,” he commented. “Wait a minute a rat? Why did he choose a filthy rat?” I asked. “Because, in his sick little mind, he figured that if he was small enough, he could get into the bedrooms of his victims,” Drake answered. I then thought about the little rat that I always saw in the room that I had been staying in. “So, that’s how he knew where your room was,” Drake commented. “I guess so,” I replied. Drake couldn’t stand the idea that his thickheaded brother could actually like the same girl that he had. “Well, guess what?” Drake asked. “What? I can’t read minds like you,” I joked. He laughed. “True, but anyways, my mother has invited you to the feast tonight,” Drake stated. “Really? Is it coz she thinks you like me?” I thought “I’ll be polite and not read your mind this time, but mother says that she wants to meet the one who beat Will in his own game,” he grinned. “Drat, the one time I wanted him to read my mind, he didn’t,” oh well. “Oh, and if you’re wondering if I like you, I do,” he said as he left the room. I smiled the biggest smile since I had gotten there. I thought to myself, “What am I supposed to wear?” As if to answer my question, Amy showed up with three or four gowns and hair and makeup items.

 

Chapter 4: A Special Feast

“Wow, you got invited to a vampire feast,” Amy said as she put the items on the floor. “Yea and I guess I get to wear one of these,” I replied. “Good call. So, which one do you want?” Amy asked. I looked at the gowns. There was a deep violet one, a black one, a dark red, a red and black one, and a violet and black one. “Hmm, I think I like this one,” I said picking up the violet and black one. “Ok, and I’ll have the violet one,” she said happily. Apparently, she had wanted that one. “So, I guess I get to put on some makeup finally,” I commented. “Actually, I think I should, I mean, do you realize that you are going to a dinner where there are hundreds of vampires?” Amy replied. I sighed, “You’re right.” So Amy did my makeup, trying to make me look as much as a vampire as she could. When she was finished, she showed me the mirror, “Wow, I could pass as one.” Amy nodded, “Do you trust yourself to do your own hair?” I shook my head no. “Well, I’ll do that in a minute, I got to go and do my own hair and makeup first,” she replied. While she was gone, I went ahead and put on the beautiful gown. Amy came back and had her hair and makeup done. “Wow, that was quick,” I commented. She nodded her head, “Wow, look at you, you look gorgeous as a vampire,” she complimented. I laughed. While she was doing my hair, Drake walked in on us and he said, “Who’s she? Where’s Cassie?” I giggled to myself as he gave us confused looks. “What’s funny?” he asked as he started to check me out as Amy finished my hair. “Drake, that’s Cassie!” Amy exclaimed. “What? You mean to tell me that she is Cassie?” I smiled, “Yep, the one and only,” I replied. He looked at me funny. “Well, then, uh ladies, the dinner is going to start in about twenty minutes. Amy, you still need to go get ready,” Drake replied. Taking this as her cue, she got up and took the other three other dresses and left. I smiled at him as he said, “Wow.” “What? You thought that I was gonna turn out to be an ugly vampire?” I asked. “No, I just didn’t think you could get any more beautiful,” he said as he leaned in to kiss me. I, of course, kissed him back. There was a loud ding, dong! He smiled, “Dinner time.” He led me to a beautiful dining hall. My eyes sparkled, the lighting was too romantic, “What were you expecting? Some stone walled, dark chamber?” he asked. I smiled, “To be honest, yes I was. That’s the way it always was in movies,” I replied. He laughed quietly, “See them up there?” he asked as he pointed to a black haired man and a red headed woman. “Yes I do,” I said looking where he was pointing. “That’s mother and father,” he commented. “And of course there’s Will and Amy,” he stated. I couldn’t help but notice that Will looked at me with a smirk, as if he had some evil plan. I quickly turned my attention to something else “Who are they?” I asked pointing to a group of blonde headed guys. “Oh, those are some of Will’s friends, best to stay away from them,” he answered. I sighed playfully, “Aw darn.” As if to be on cue, one of them waved for me to come over I mouthed, “Maybe later,” just to be funny. He grinned a happy grin and turned to tell his other friends. Drake didn’t notice, he was looking at a group of dark headed girls. I shoved him, “Who are they?” I asked, trying to sound not too rude, but I was a little upset that he seemed interested in them, which I knew was selfish of me. “Who? Them? They’re some of father’s friend’s daughters,” he answered. I sighed, “They’re pretty.” “No denying that,” he replied. I was taken aback, but I didn’t have much time to think about it because two seconds later, I was led to where I was supposed to sit. The person who was leading me pulled out a chair and pushed it back in once I sat down. I looked over at Drake; he was sitting by the girls. I was starting to get angry. Was this all part of some big scheme to make me jealous? If it was, it was working. I looked around me, my head was spinning, and I was starting to get confused. I was brought back down to earth when the guy that had waved to me tapped me on the shoulder, “Well don’t you look like a diamond in the sky.” I blushed, “Why thank you.” “So, you must be Cassie, Will’s told me all about you.” “Oh really? What did he say?” “Well, he definitely did not exaggerate about how beautiful you are.” I blushed again, “You really have a way with words.” “In fact, I’d say that you are even more gorgeous then what he had said,” as he stared at me with pale gray eyes. “Well, he must have said something about me being as beautiful as a dead rose,” I replied trying not to sound too modest. “You? A dead rose? You couldn’t put them together in one sentence. How could anybody ever call you that, you are the most beautiful girl here? You’re the only girl that could ever pass as a vampire so beautiful.” I was flattered, but at the same time disappointed that he had found out that I wasn’t a vampire. “Don’t worry, the only reason how I know you’re human is because you told me you were Cassie.” I smiled, and then I thought about how Drake had said what he had. This guy was apparently reading my mind, “Don’t worry about him, he’s one of the worst one of us that you could find.” “How’s that?” “Well, he’s awfully snobby, he gets girls like you to like him and then he goes off and does it again.” “You mean he’s always like this?” He nodded. I sighed. “He told me that Will was bad though.” He held his arm out like a gentlemen, “I think it would be better if we talk where our minds aren’t open books.” I nodded, “Yes, you are right.” I wrapped my arm in his and we went to his room, I suppose. I didn’t know, however, that all of the other blonde headed guys had followed. Drake of course wasn’t paying attention to me because he was having a conversation with the girls. He unlocked the door and we entered the room, which was actually quite peaceful. It was a natural brown color and the rugs were beautiful. “Glad to see you like it,” he commented seeing my eyes glitter. “Ok, so what’s your name for one thing,” I giggled. “Well, that would be of some help, wouldn’t it? My name is Hank.” “Ok, so Hank, what do you mean about Drake being one of the worst vampires that I would meet?” “Well, I already told you, he used beautiful girls like you and gets them to like him, and then he goes off and flirts with every other girl. And what do you mean about Will?” “Drake told me something about him, but I don’t know who to trust.” “Well, trust me. Will is a great guy. And as for what happened between you two, well, he was just jealous. I mean look at it from his point of view: he gets denied for being king because of something he didn’t do, his meant to be queen likes the new king, he brings you here, and then Drake goes and steals that from him, too.” I laid back on the bed, “I never really thought about it that way. And that puts me in an awkward position. I mean, Will’s at least what twenty-five?” He nodded his head, “Twenty-seven. Plus he really likes Amy.” “And Amy does like him more than Drake, I would know, she’s my friend.” He nodded, “And there’s no point in trying to run away from here because the King and Queen wouldn’t let you.” “Why?” “Because you know too much about our kind, they’re afraid that you would tell people, people that could kill us.” “Oh, stupid question.” “No question you could possibly ask is stupid,” he complimented. “You really do have a way with the ladies, don’t you?” I giggled. “I guess I do,” he said as he laid down beside me. He slowly reached for my hand. And in seconds, he was cuddled beside me. He began kissing on my neck, which was ok, but then he started biting me. I tried to tell him to stop, but that only seemed to make it worse. Then all of his other friends came in too, and they were biting me too. I could feel their teeth biting through my gown. At first, it felt like little needles, which didn’t feel too bad. But then I could feel all my blood being sucked out of me. Was I going to die? Hank looked up at me for a second and quickly said, “Will definitely understated about how you taste. I might just have to call off the boys and hog you to myself,” he shooed away most of them and then went down to my upper leg and began biting me through the gown. I wanted to shove him off, but my arms were too weak from blood loss. I was even more scared than when Will had come in my room the first time. I would be angrier than when I saw Drake flirting with those other girls, but I was in too much fright. Drake. I had to focus on him. I needed help from him, as much as I hated to admit it. But what would that do? There were at least ten of these guys. But wait, Drake was the future king. Hank had started to put his hand up my dress when all of a sudden, Drake burst in through the door, with his mother and father. Then, I blacked out.

 

Chapter 5: Regrets

When I woke up, I was in so much pain. My whole body felt tired. I had forgotten about that night, but remembered it because Amy came in. She came over to me and hugged me gently. “Amy, I was so scared,” I sobbed. She hugged me tighter, making sure that she didn’t hug me too tight. “Cassie, it’s a miracle you’re still alive,” she started to sob with me. “I know, I know.” “No you don’t. Do you know how many girls that bunch has killed? Or how many families they massacred?” I started to cry. She hugged me again. “If Drake hadn’t broken that spell that their sisters had put on him, you would’ve.” I stopped breathing, “Huh?” “Yea, those dark headed girls are witches. They do charm spells all the time.” I hesitated and sniffed. “It was my fault then. I should have died.” “Don’t say that.” “Well, it’s the truth.” “What are you talking about?” “Drake had warned me about the guys, but then he got interested in the girls. And I didn’t take him seriously about what he had said about the blonde-headed guys, because at that time, I didn’t believe anything that he had told me. And then Hank started sweet-talking me and all that then we went to his room and talked a bit, but that’s when he bit me and then all his friends came in, too. It was my fault, I should’ve died!” I nearly screamed through my sobs. “Cassie, listen to me, it wasn’t your fault. You saw the guy that you really like flirting with a bunch of girls. Then, you saw some hot guys, so you took your chance to make him jealous right back. It’s not your fault!” she exclaimed as she hugged me again. I realized what she was saying, but it made me feel even guiltier. “That’s how they feed, that’s how they aren’t skin and bones. They work together. The girls get the girl’s boyfriend or a potential one, as in your case, the girl sees the guy flirting then sees the guys sitting by themselves and she goes to them for comfort and the guys feed off of the girl and the girls feed off the guy. And it always works. You are the only one to not be killed.” “I didn’t even go over to them, Hank came to me though, and I agreed to go to his room with him, knowing what Drake had said,” I confessed. “To be honest with you, I would have too. I mean he was flattering you. Come on, you can’t tell me he wasn’t a hottie either.”  I smiled. How did Amy always know what to say? Drake then walked in the room and Amy left. “He has got to be mad at me for what I did. After he had told me about them, I still went. Oh, I know he’s mad at me.” I was relived when he came up, hugged, and then kissed me. “No, I’m not mad at you. You didn’t know that I was under a spell.” I smiled, “You’re not?” He laughed, “No I’m not. I’m just happy you remembered how to call me.” Before he had said anything, I started to feel nauseous and dizzy again. I brought my hand up to my forehead. I couldn’t hear anything. Drake had read my mind and he called for the Vampiric nurse. I could barely hear her say ‘need’ and ‘blood’. So I was dying. I couldn’t believe that I was actually about to die. I didn’t really expect to ever go back home. Heck, I didn’t want to; I had made plenty of friends here. I was brought back to realization when I saw the nurse by my bed. “How are you feeling?” she asked with a British accent. “Fine, I guess,” I replied. “Are you being completely honest? This is really important,” she commented gravely. “Yes, I’m fine,” I replied. Then, she left the room. I looked around the room that I was in. It was an off-whitish color, like a hospital room only darker. I looked around me, all of the other beds were unoccupied, and the walls were bare without any decoration. How long had it been since I left my house to look for Amy? How long had I been unconscious? As I was wondering about these questions, someone greeted me rather suspiciously. “You are Cassie, yes?” I nodded, who was this? “I am Doctor Vincent. I am taking you to the tower. You will follow me,” she demanded as she came over and grabbed hold of my wrists. “No thanks, I think I’ll just stay here,” I said as I tried to make her let go. Amy and Drake then burst into the room. “Who are you?” Drake asked demandingly. “Why, I am Doctor Vincent, do you not remember?” she answered. “Well, doctor, I do not believe that is the best way to transport a victim,” Amy boldly stated. Doctor Vincent gave her an evil look, “Well, I guess you are right deary, I think I need to go get something to drink, care to give me a tour?” Amy, seeing that she didn’t really have a choice, replied, “I would be delighted.” The two left the room. “You want me to go to some tower?” I asked. “Only for a little while, it’s to build up your strength,” he replied. I really didn’t want to go. Drake saw this and gave me a hug, “You’ll be back before you know it.” “Ok, I’ll go. But how far away is it?” “Not too far, if there’s any problems, just call,” he said as Amy and Doctor Vincent entered the room again. “Miss Cassie, give me your arm for a minute,” Doctor Vincent said. I held out my hand and winced as she gave me a shot, right where Will had first bitten me. Sensing Drake and Amy’s worry, Doctor Vincent stated, “It’s only a sleeping draught for the journey, the only way there is flying, and I don’t need to hear any whining as we travel. You understand, yes?” They nodded and led us out to the roof.

 

Chapter 6: Destination:

Middle of Nowhere

Drake and Amy waved us off, completely unknowing about what was about to be done to me. I hated this woman, she was hateful and rude. I looked at where we were going and hated what I saw. It was dark and the ground was fiery. No plants, no other sign of life. It looked slightly like what I had seen in that one dream. I looked back at the Vampiric Mansion, knowing that it was possible that I might not ever see it again. I slowly drifted to sleep. I woke up, wishing that I hadn’t. I was latched on a table in what looked like a laboratory. There was a rag in my mouth, I guess to keep me quiet. I tried to unlatch myself, but I could not. I noticed that the walls had blood spattered all over them, and I began to panic. I heard someone coming, so I pretended to be asleep. “So you say you think she has a totally different blood type?” I recognized the voice. It was the old woman who had brought me to this place. “I am almost positive,” said another familiar voice. “Uh-huh. Now how did you come across her?” the woman said, putting on a pair of gloves. “At a dinner banquet.” “I thought you and your friends were banished from there,” she said questioningly. “Well, it was a special occasion. This mortal broke from Willy’s trance, not once, but twice.” After he finished saying this, there was a clatter as the woman dropped a vile.  “Hmm, that is most unusual.” “In addition, she survived our attack,” he continued. “Aw, did she now? That’s too bad Jason, when was the last time you had one that survived your attack? You were on a big winning streak.” Jason…………… Jason I didn’t know him. I didn’t see him at the party. I heard footsteps coming closer to me. I felt a needle go through my wrist. I flinched, “Great, just what I need; now they’re going to know I’m awake.”  “She’s had quite a few bitings done to her wrist.” “Yes, that would be Willy. I specifically told the guys to only get the legs and arms, no joints.” “Lucky her, she shouldn’t have this wrist. I’d say one more biting then it would just fall off.” Jason came over to the table. The woman picked up my wrist and showed it to him. “Will needs to learn not to always torture his victims, one of these days, the victim is going to act dead, and he’ll fall for it, and they’re gonna whip around and kill him, just like that.” The woman took out the needle. “I’ll be in my room. I need to go over blood work. Her footsteps faded away. Jason’s footsteps followed her, but then stopped and came back toward me. Suddenly, he leaned over and kissed my forehead. He then quickly left. I was dazed. Did that just happen? There were a lot of rats. “I hate rats. I never wanna see another one.” One got my attention by climbing up the shelves. I looked at the rat as he fell several times. “Well, at least I have some form of entertainment.” I then fell asleep. Whenever I woke up, I pretended to be asleep. My arms and legs ached. I quickly looked at them before they came back. They were a dark red. “What happened to me?” I heard the door creaked open, so I went back to pretending to be asleep again. I heard Jason’s footsteps coming closer to me, and then he quickly left. “How do I know whose footsteps those were? I shouldn’t even be able to hear footsteps; the floor is covered in moss.” The questions soon left me as the two came in the room. ‘Dr.Vincent’ came closer to me. “Did you find her like this?” “Yea. I just came in a few minutes ago.” “Hmm……… this is most puzzling. I gave her a strong dose of anti-movement to prevent just this.” “What are you thinking?” “I am thinking that we need to move her to a more suitable room. There are too many rats.” “But, Aunt Vincent, how are we going to move her? You put on a lot of latches.” “Jason, you are strong enough. If you want to find out something better than immortality, then you best move her out of here,” she said as she left the room. Jason tried to start with the middle ones, but he couldn’t fit his hands through. He looked me over and decided that it wasn’t because I was overweight. “God, she latched these too tight. He then tried the bottom ones, which I really didn’t like. Every time he would try, it tickled me, and it was hard not to just laugh out loud. He tried every single latch at least five times. After a while, he sat on the stool and rested a while. My feet slightly moved when I felt something fall on them. I tried to look at it, but I couldn’t get my head to move to where I could see. The thing was climbing up my leg. I started to toss and turn because I was getting flashbacks from that dream. Jason must’ve dozed off, or else he would have done something. I tossed and turned to the point where my upper right shoulder began to bleed. He of course woke up suddenly at the smell of fresh blood and came over to shush me. He noticed the rat and suddenly said, “Willy, you know better than to come on my aunt’s property.” He went over to the only window and threw him out. I stopped tossing and turning and quieted down. I looked at my shoulder; the blood was showing through my shirt. Jason came over and tore my shirtsleeve to where the wound was exposed. Surprisingly, he didn’t reach down and bite me. He threw the shirtsleeve out the window. I suddenly started to cough. And it was painful because of the latches. Another thing was the rag in my mouth that I couldn’t get out that was probably causing the coughing. He came over to me and took the rag out. I sighed quietly; it felt good to not be able to taste the old rag. He combed my hair with his fingers. He then left. I breathed in and began to cough again. I thought that it would go away after a while. But ten minutes later, I was still coughing. Even thirty minutes after that I was still coughing. I tried to stop myself whenever Vincent came back in to get some more blood for testing, but I couldn’t. She looked over the latches and easily got them unlatched. “Fool of a boy, all he needed to do was to look under the table. She shouted for Jason. I continued to cough. Jason soon entered the room. “How did you unlatch it?” he asked. “Follow me,” she said leading him over to me. She then noticed the wound. “What happened?” I saw the same rat, Will, climbing up through the window. I began to toss and turn again. I fell off of the table, but Jason had caught me. “What in Dracula’s name is going on!” she shouted. “I’ll explain it later; let’s get out of here first.” “No, I want to know now!” “It’s kinda hard when I’m trying to hold on to a girl when her attacker is here!” We then took me to a different room and laid me down on a comfortable couch. I slowly calmed down. “Now what is all this nonsense about Will being here?” “Willy’s in his rat body and he’s here.” “How do you know?” “One, she’s having these tantrums, two, she’s been sleeping a lot, three, do you remember when Willy and I got into that fight?” “The pranks fight?” “Yea and I bleached a part of his hair. He has a little light patch of fur on his back when he’s in his rat state.” I started to cough again, so I put my hand over my mouth instinctively. “Why has she been coughing like that?” Jason asked. “It could be from where she wounded herself with the latches.” “But it started before she wounded herself.” “Well then I honestly don’t know.” I stopped coughing and fell asleep. My hand fell to the floor. Because of the impact, it started to bleed a little. “Hold on, if she had another attacker then there would the tossing and turning for Will, and then a different sign for the other one,” she said suspiciously. “It could not have been me; I wasn’t in there with you.” “True.” I started to cough again suddenly. “Kill that rat.” “Why?” “That’s probably what it is. William got himself some new friends.” Jason quickly stabbed the rat with a knife. I stopped coughing. “You are getting good at that. Maybe you should go and do that to the other rats in there. Well I am going back to bed. Good night.”

 

Chapter 7: Bat!

“Ok, I’ll see you tomorrow then. I think I’m going to go to bed too.” Vincent then left the room. Jason gently picked me up. I sighed quietly and rubbed my eyes with my hands. Then, I put my arms around him to make sure I wouldn’t fall. He set me down on a comfortable bed. For the first time since I had been here, I spoke, “Where am I?” “You’re in the middle of nowhere in a desert,” he answered as he sat down beside me. “Oh,” I sighed. We were both silent for a moment. “Are you and Vincent going to kill me?” I asked. “Not purposely,” he joked. “Do I know you? You look familiar.” “You met one of my brothers. We all have blonde hair. Only, he’s a whole lot more mean and rude.” “Hank. That was his name,” I said without even thinking about it. “I never thought I would say his name again.” “Don’t let him get you down. He could’ve done worse.” “Well of course you’re going to side with him. You don’t even know what I have been through,” I said looking down at the floor. He hugged me. “I know I don’t. I should not have said anything about that. Cassie, you’ve been through a lot of things that even vampires haven’t had to.” “So you promise you all aren’t going to kill me?” “We promise.” I looked up at the ceiling and suddenly saw a bat. He followed my gaze. “Don’t worry about him, he’s as harmless as a flee.” “I don’t like bats. No offense or anything.” “Why would I be offended?” “Well, I always thought that the bat was like your icon.” He laughed, “Nope. So far, Dracula is the only one that chose the bat.” “Oh,” I said, not completely believing him. I combed my hair with my fingers. My hair had gotten long and now it was curly. “Wow, my hair has changed. It used to be shorter and straight.” He watched me and then asked. “Cassie, can I ask you a question?” “Well, you already did, so I suppose.” “Ok, do you like Drake?” I hesitated then, “Yes, we were pretty close.” “Ok, making sure you were ok.” I was confused. “Huh?” “Well, if you’re a girl and you don’t like Drake, then something is wrong.” I smiled, “So I passed?” “Yes, you passed,” he said as he hugged me. I yawned quietly. “You sleepy?” “Yes I am. It has been a long day. How long have I been here?” “I’d say about two weeks.” “Wow, really?” “Yep.” “Well, where do I sleep?” I asked. “You can have the bed; Dracula knows how uncomfortable that table was.” I giggled. “One rule: try not to toss and turn because I’m a light sleeper.” I smiled, “Ok.” He leaned over and kissed me and then went over to the sofa. I got under the covers and drifted asleep. I started to wake up, but instead of waking up in a big comfortable bed, I woke up on a stone floor. I winced as I felt my side. “What happened? Where am I? How did I get here?” I felt my forehead; I had a big knot on it. I looked around, and the last thing I saw before I passed out was a gigantic bat changing into a human. I woke up again, still on a floor of stone. I gasped as I saw the thing from the night before flying in the sky. Two seconds later, he was in its’ human state and standing right in front of me. I stepped back as he stepped closer to me. “Welcome to my castle, Miss Cassie.” he said stepping closer to me. I stepped back farther until I hit the wall. I put my hands on the wall as I prepared myself for what he was about to do. He turned my head to the side and smiled. “My children did not lie when they said you had a beautiful neck. Let’s see if they lied about how you taste.” He looked into my eyes then back down at my neck then bit me. I screamed surprisingly quiet, even though it hurt so badly. He stopped for a minute and forced his head back. “How could a mortal have such a taste?” He then went back to my neck and bit me again. I tried to push him off, but that just seemed to make it worse. I fell to the floor after what seemed eternity and he stopped and flew away. I felt my neck and screamed quietly then either passed out or fell asleep. I shortly woke up, but I was back in the comfortable bed. “What the heck? Was that all a dream?” Did I dare feel my neck to see? I slowly brought my hand up to my neck and gasped. It hadn’t been a dream. I looked around for Jason. I saw him lying on the couch. I acted like I was asleep and picked the scab on my neck. It worked; he quickly got up to see what was making the smell. I had planned on wailing for show, but it was actually really hurting! I started to wail and he came over to see what the matter was. He leaned down and kissed me and left. I thought that he was going to come back with Vincent but he didn’t. I sighed and got myself up out of the comfortable bed. I needed to get back to the Mansion, before I went completely insane. I tried to concentrate on Drake, Amy, even the King and Queen, but nothing worked. They were too far away. I put my hands over my ears as I began having flash backs of the night before. I even began to scream, the visions were horrible! I looked up in the rafters of the ceiling and screamed louder as I saw the giant bat heading for me. I quickly got under the bed in hopes that it would be too big to fit under. I yelled in pain as it stabbed my leg with one of its wings. It was trying to pull me out! I grabbed hold of the bed post and held on for life. The pain in my leg began to make me cry. It continued to pull, causing the bed to go with me. It then took its wing out of my leg quickly which caused me to wince through my tears. I sighed as I listened for a sign of the thing then screamed as I saw it jump in front of the bed where it used to be. It changed to its human form and made me let go of the bedpost and got me out from under the bed. I continued to cry as the pain in my leg got sharper and sharper. I tried to stand up to open the door, but collapsed. He leaned over me and was forcing me to kiss him. I tried and tried again to push him off of me, but I couldn’t. I started slapping his arms, but he just held them down with his hands. He stopped for a minute and cut his wrist and forced it in my mouth. I cried harder as I felt him slowly ripping my shirt.  He suddenly was pushed off by some people. I tried to get a good look at the person that had attacked the attacker, but could not. I looked over at the door and saw the King, the Queen, and Amy. The person that had pushed him off asked if I could see anything at all. I tried to say no but I just groaned. He then picked me up gently and we all left.

 

Chapter 8: An Evil Plan Revealed

I flinched as I felt a needle go in my wrist, after that, I soon fell out of consciousness. I woke up expecting to still be in that comfortable bed, expecting that it all had been an awful nightmare. I was somewhat disappointed as I noticed that I was in a bed, but an even more comfortable one. My neck had apparently been cleaned up, but nevertheless, I felt two puncture wounds. Someone came in the door. I looked closer, it was Drake!  I started to get up, but quickly laid back down as I felt a sharp pain. He ran over to me and kissed me. I hugged him, “I never want to go back to that place!” I began to sob as I got flashbacks of the event. “We should have never have turned you over to her care, she’s a maniac,” he said. “How?” I said confused. “She has been looking for a way to make vampires completely immortal.” “But I thought they already were.” “They are, except one thing: we can’t walk in sunlight.” “Well how would I………” I drifted off, “Oh.” He nodded and sat beside me. “You are different than other humans. You have survived multiple attacks from multiple vampires. You alone are invulnerable to our attacks.” “But that’s a good thing, isn’t it?” “In most circumstances yes, in this one, no.” “Why?” “Because, they were going to interbreed you with your last attacker.” My mouth dropped open, “But, but, how could they do that? I mean they weren’t gonna do what I’m thinking they were.” He nodded. “That’s completely, completely absurd. I would never have………” I began to sob as I remembered the last attack. I didn’t have to do anything. He looked up at me and hugged me. I looked down and began to cry softly. He pulled me against him and held me while trying to shush me. I looked back at all that had happened to me since that night that I had gone to meet up with Amy. What if I hadn’t gone off looking for her? Would there be a different person with the same blood type? What if I couldn’t have overcome Will? Would he have ruined all hopes of the vampires’ dream to walk in sunlight? What would happen to her if this thing did happen? “You ask yourself too many questions, Cassie,” Drake said as brought me out of curiosity. “I can’t help but wonder what would…” I trailed off. Drake had kissed me and let his tongue slip in. “Don’t even think about that. Not for a second,” he said before kissing me again. I smiled and kissed him back and we continued making out until he heard Amy calling him down. He sighed and left me to the questions I was thinking about before. What if I had went along with the whole vampires walking in sunlight thing? Would it be that bad? Sure there would be the baddies, but there were mortals who were bad, too. One thing was for sure. If I had gone through with it, Drake could have walked out and met my parents and everything. There could be walks on the beach during the afternoon. There could be the sweet smell of garlic on the spaghetti sauce. I stopped asking me theses questions. I remembered what exactly I would have had to do. There was no way I was going to go and do that. I would never do that willingly, ever. And that was a solemn promise I made to myself. Drake came back with a downright agitated face. “What’s wrong?” I asked sensing the anger. He hesitated. “Will has disappeared.” “Sorry, but I thought he was like a traitor to your kind. Why is this so bad?” I asked confused. “He…… he left a note,” he continued. I looked at him questioningly. He shook his head. “You have too much to worry about right now. You don’t need troubled by this, too.” I looked at him questioningly then nodded. I didn’t even want to know what the note said. Drake kissed me then left to answer his father’s calling. Even though I don’t want to know, I need to know what that note says. I got off the bed and surprisingly was able to walk over to the door. I pushed against it and even more surprisingly, it opened. I peeked out and looked down the halls. Everyone was at some meeting; I could hear their voices through the wall. I rubbed my forehead, how was I able to push the door open, how was I able to hear voices through a wall? I shook off the thought that was now on my mind and went over to the wall.

 

Chapter 9: Dracula??

“She’s too young for those maniacs to try to do that,” said a voice. “Since when do they wait for time? They don’t care what might happen to her, they just want the perfect immortal,” said the Queen. So this meeting was all about me. “You do all realize how this jeopardizes us, don’t you? The people that are trying to pull this off are going to try to get their prize back,” the first voice said. “And do you forget who we have here? Let those lab rats try to come if they want their prize back,” a woman’s voice stated. “Is it really true that they think they found the remains of Dracula and brought him back?” Drake asked. I heard a loud gasp. “My dear boy, wherever did you hear that?” an elder asked. “Uncle, you know that I read minds now, correct?” Drake asked. “Of course, but it’s not possible ………………………it can’t be,” he said. “I think that they have brought Him back. It would all make sense that way,” Drake continued. “We did see whoever the attacker was the last time, changing into a bat…………” Amy said hesitantly. “Could it not be possible for another to choose the shape of a bat?” a second woman’s voice asked. “No, the bat shape was forever banned after Dracula,” the King answered. There was a long silence. “If I say I do believe all of this, what does that mean for Miss Cassie?” Drake’s uncle queried. “It means that she needs to stay safe, away from all windows, and so forth,” the nurse stated. “Has she…………that is, has she tasted his blood?” an elder asked. There was another long eerie silence. “It’s hard to tell,” Drake answered. I felt my whole body go cold. There was a white fog arising over the hallway. I walked back to my room, although it was very slow. The fog followed me. I heard from the hallway, a bunch of commotion. I laid down on my bed and saw the fog disappear slowly, but not before the King, Queen, and everyone else from the meeting saw it. There was a loud hiss and then the fog disappeared. I rubbed my eyes and looked at everyone that I hadn’t seen until now. Some looked like people that I had seen when I had went out jogging at night. One even looked like a person that had been a dj at the club I sometimes went to. They were all looking at me intently, as if expecting something. I suddenly heard a voice in my head, “Is she going to act like this was some kind of joke or was that really Dracula’s fog?” Did I just read someone’s mind? I rubbed my eyes again and asked, “Since when does fog follow people around? Since when is fog that white?” Nearly everyone left after I asked. “Since I have walked this earth my child,” said the voice of whoever had attacked me.

 

Chapter 10: Powers and

More Nightmares

I looked around for where the voice had come from. “What are you looking for Cassie?” asked Amy. “I heard a voice,” I said hesitantly. Amy looked at me questioningly then looked at Drake who was also puzzled. I rubbed my cheeks and shook my head, “It wasn’t anything, never mind.” Amy nodded and then left. Drake came over to the bed and clasped his hand in mine. “What is going on?” I asked bluntly. “Cassie, did you really hear a voice?” he asked. I nodded, “I can push that door open, too,” I continued, “I can hear through walls…………” I said quietly. He said hesitatingly, “You heard the meeting. Didn’t you?”  I nodded, “I didn’t mean to………………What’s happening to me?” I said changing the subject. I heard an evil chuckle and looked up at the ceiling. Drake followed my gaze, “Cassie nothing is up there, I promise.” He hugged me tightly as I continued to hear the evil chuckling. Drake was trying to read my mind, I could tell. I put my hands over my ears and shook my head. The chuckling turned into a hysterical laugh. “Make it stop!” I nearly screamed. Then it got very quiet and I was in some type of garden. It was dark, and there was a silver fog over the grass. The rosebushes looked so beautiful with their bright red charm. I was wearing some type of tea party dress or something of that sort and my hair was curly and down past my shoulders. I looked around the garden and sat down on the beautiful fountain of a Greek Goddess. When I looked down at the fountain’s water, I saw my reflection, only it looked so much more beautiful then when it had before. The water was so dark though, it started giving me goose bumps. I stood up and shook off the goose bumps and walked around to the back patio. I gasped as I saw a beautiful hedge maze. The hedges had candles within them which gave them a gorgeous look. Without thinking, I started walking through the maze. It was truly a breathtaking sight with the hedges and all. I sat down on a bench in the maze and started to think. “Where am I? Is this place actually real? Where could everyone else be? Was this all a dream?” I looked down in a fountain that was near the bench and continued to ponder all the thoughts. Suddenly, I felt a tap on my shoulder, “So what’s your excuse for not being at the party?” “Excuse me?” I asked, trying not to sound rude. “You know the party. The party that everyone is supposed to attend to feed on the anointed mortal,” he answered. I hesitated then replied, “I like it better out here.” He sniffed and then said, “Hold on a second, you’re not a vampire.” I combed out my hair then stepped back. “Are you the anointed one?” I quickly replied, “Why would I be the anointed one. And what’s your excuse for not being at the party?” I took another step back as he stepped toward me. “Because I needed a midnight snack,” he said hissing. I turned around and felt him grab my wrist. His grip loosened and I bolted toward the maze. “So you are the undying mortal, Cassie,” I heard his voice. I didn’t even know which way I was even turning. “Whoa, they weren’t kidding when they said that you had picked up some vampire traits. You know I’m gonna catch you though, so can’t we just do this the easy way?” I turned a corner and nearly fainted……………………dead end. “Please, it won’t hurt but for a second.” Not having an idea what I was doing, I walked into the hedge. “Cassie. Cassie……………Cassie!!!! Cassie wake up!!!!!” I rubbed my forehead. That was all a dream? There was no way. I sat up and rubbed my eyes. My mouth dropped as I saw my mother. What in the world was happening?! “Rise and shine sleepy head. Your father, brother, and sister are all downstairs waiting for you to join us at dinner,” my mother said. I looked around my room and saw all the things as they were before. “Dinner?” it felt like breakfast time. “Yes. You came home after a walk and have been out like a rock. It’s nearly 8 o’clock. Cassie, come on before dinner gets cold.” I got off my bed and followed her downstairs. Everyone was sitting at the table which had turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy, and banana pudding. I sat in a seat and asked, “What’s the occasion?” “Nothing, just thought like cooking a lot this afternoon,” my mother answered. The doorbell rang as I began getting corn. My father went to go answer the door after he had gotten some turkey. The next thing that happened seemed to be playing in my mind in slow motion. After I heard father open the door, I could hear him say, “What the devil?!” Then I heard his neck snap in two and his body hit the floor with a thump that made the ceiling chandelier fall. My mother took David in her arms and held onto Ginger’s little hand. I saw Will jump out from the hallway and go after them. My whole body was petrified. I tried to move and maybe distract him while the rest of my family could escape, but could hardly even breathe. This could not actually be happening. It couldn’t. It was impossible. I grimaced as he took David and quickly snapped his neck. I shut my eyes as I saw Will beginning to bite my mother, then Ginger’s neck. After he got done, he looked at me and said, “Good taste must run in your family.” I shuddered and took a step back. “Cassie, when will you learn that you cannot outsmart me because no matter where you go,” he disappeared, “I can find you,” he whispered in my ear as he reappeared behind me. He grabbed my arms with one hand and pinned them behind my back. With his other hand, he began brushing my hair away from my neck. I began to cry quietly as I felt his hot breath on my skin on my neck. “Cassie…………Cassie…………Cassie wake up!” Was that Amy’s voice I was hearing? God please let it be Amy’s voice!

 

Chapter 11: Anointed What?

I sat up and hugged Amy very tightly. I cried in her shoulder for what seemed forever. She suddenly made me stop and held me by my shoulders. I wiped away all my tears and told myself to get over the nightmares, they were only nightmares and that was all. Then again how could I know that my family was all ok? I had been here for months now, possibly even a year. “Cassie…………your family is all fine,” Amy said. “Oh wow, you can read minds now, too.” “And apparently so can you.” I looked at Amy and nodded. I could read minds now. “But how can I know for sure?” I asked. “Because we have someone making sure of it,” she answered. “Amy…………it’s not Will, right?” I asked. “No! Will has been banished from our clan. Don’t even worry about him,” she answered quickly. I nodded. After a moment or two’s silence I asked, “What is the anointed one?” “The what one?” she replied. “The anointed one. It was in my first nightmare. It had something to do with me and the anointed one,” I continued. Amy’s face got a little paler as she went answered wisely, “The anointed one is supposedly the perfect immortal. They have all the benefits of the vampire kind…………and the benefits of the mortal kind.” I nodded, “Am I this so called ‘anointed’ one then?” “You can’t actually tell. This anointed one is supposed to have immortal strength, better senses, such as hearing, seeing, and tasting, and be able to fly. They are also supposed to be able to grow to a certain age, stop aging for eternity, enjoy the sunlight, and be able to have more human emotions.” I bit my lip and replied quietly, “So what is supposed to happen to this anointed one?” Amy hesitated, “Cassie, you honestly don’t need to be worrying about this. You have enough on your mind as it is.” I stood up and replied, “Do you think Will thinks I have enough on my mind? Or Dracula? Wait I already know what happens to the anointed one. All the vampires of the clan who finds him/her all have a little feast on him/her. Isn’t that right?” I paused then looked down at feet and said quietly, “Why me?” I hugged myself and continued to ask myself that. Amy stood up and hugged me tightly, “It’s not like anyone in our clan will do anything. That’s why we are keeping you here.” “So I am this anointed person?” I said through my sobs. “It’s a suspicion that might have crossed the elders minds……………” she answered slowly. “That’s what the whole Dr. Vincent thing was all about wasn’t it? And even the blonde guys. By the way one of them happened to be Dr. Vincent’s assistants and nephew,” I said, saying the last part more quietly. Amy gasped then hugged me tighter. “Amy, I need to know what that note from Will said,” I said slowly. Amy nodded and handed me the note then nodded and left. I opened the envelope and began reading:

Brother,

So, looks like we both actually have a thing for the ‘anointed one’. No big deal, you can have your fun. But, hope you know that she has brought a ‘friend’ with her from the maniac Vincent’s lab. Turns out that the science geeks have actually brought Him back. Its crazy isn’t it. Now she has three vamps that have a thing for her. What could our kind be coming to? Hmm, there was something else I was gonna write to you about. Now what was it? Oh yea, I’ve made some friends in high places, first of all the new and improved Dracula seems to be on my side. But who actually knows what he could be thinking, except of course his victims. Oh yea that would be Cassie wouldn’t it? Second of all, do you remember that one guy? The guy that could control dreams, thoughts, and that kinda sort? Well anyway his name is Kingly; turns out he had a bad run with the mortal cops and I helped him out a bit. Let’s just say, watch your back. Hope you can entertain your new guest. Oh yea, and as for Cassie, you know that she will start to miss her family, especially after she has this nightmare that Kingly and I cooked up. Oh one more thing before I go, by the time you read this, Cassie will probably have already had her first nightmare. It’s all about the last anointed one that our neighboring clan had captured. It’s personally my favorite. Well I don’t really intend to ever return, maybe once Dracula takes care of the goodie-goodies. Then I believe I will take MY prize back. You should know what or who that is.

Goodbye Forever,

William

 

Chapter 12: A Good Laugh

Oh, so now I’m a prize? I rolled my eyes. I opened the door, having no clue what I was going to do or where I was going to go. I just knew that I was……………… well mad would be an understatement. I listened carefully for anything to hear. I felt someone following me, so I turned around and began to punch. I stopped midway as I realized it was Drake. I sighed in relief and smuggled into him. I sniffed and said, “You’re hurt.” “It’s not like I’m about to die,” he said trying to be his usual joking self. I gave him a sarcastic look and took off his jacket. “Oh my god! What happened?” I said as I looked at his gash in his shoulder. I put one hand over my mouth and led him to the bathroom. I told him to sit on the stool as I got a bucket of warm water and a towel. I came back and asked again, this time more sincerely, “What happened?” I began soaking the towel in the water. He hesitated, “Well there’s this guy who can create dreams and such………” I cut him off, “Kingly…………I know Amy let me read the letter.” He breathed deeply and I hugged him gently, “I needed to know. And you don’t need to be worrying if I find things out.” He smiled, “You always were the one to find things out weren’t you.” I smiled back and kissed him. He kissed back, but I said, “We need to get you cleaned up. Vampire or not, you lose blood too.” He chuckled as I reached down to grab the towel. “This might sting a little,” I said. He nodded. I slowly put the hot towel over his shoulder. He groaned quietly. “So what happened?” I asked trying to get his mind off his shoulder. It had worked and he smiled. “Well, I found Kingly down in one of the dungeons. And before I had even realized that it was Kingly, he stabbed me with one of his claws.” Now I was confused. Claws? Was this guy some kind of lobster? I laughed. “Grr, I can’t read your mind anymore, tell me what’s funny.” “Well you said claws, and the first thing that comes to mind with claws is, well a lobster,” I began giggling at myself. “A lobster?” he asked as he began laughing. I nodded, still giggling. When I went to grab the towel, he pulled me close and kissed me. “You are too funny, Cassie. Seriously. A lobster?” I giggled again, “Leave me alone, I’m blonde and it’s been awhile since I had an anatomy class.” “You mean biology?” I scratched my head, “I dunno, the one where you study animals.” “Yea, that’s biology,” he then began laughing again. “Ok, ok. It wasn’t that funny………” I said jokingly. “It still is.” “Ok, maybe it is,” I said as I grabbed the towel from his shoulder. As I reached down to put the towel in the bucket, he grabbed me from behind and made it to where I was sitting on his lap. I leaned on his good shoulder as he held me in his arms. “So what exactly is Kingly? I mean if he isn’t a giant, land-living lobster, then what is he?” He laughed again and answered, “Now that I think of it, he did resemble a lobster in a way. He had those beady black eyes too. A cross between lobster and turtle?” I giggled. “So a slow, green, lobster?” We both laughed. “Why are you always so happy?” he asked randomly. “Why am I so happy? I dunno. Bunch of reasons I guess.” “Seriously though, I have never seen anyone so happy. Especially in your case, I mean come on, you have two killers that want you, you have no idea about your family, and look at all that you have been through.” I smiled. “Wow that is a lot to not be happy about. But one, I don’t care about those other two killers that want me, because they can’t have me. Two, Amy told me that they had someone watching my family for me. And three, how many girls do you know that actually managed to do all that I have done. It makes me feel even more special. I mean……………………I beat Will in his trance multiple times, and I overcame Dracula. You know how smart that makes me feel? And oh my god, I’m hyper!” I said as I bounced in his lap. He laughed again. “Oh yea and do you know many vampires I know that actually laugh that much? Am I that funny?” I giggled as I continued to bounce in his lap. “Yes you are,” he said as he stopped me from bouncing and kissed me. I kissed him back and put my arms around him, accidentally hitting his sore shoulder. “Oh, sorry!” I said. He just smiled. “Ok, for real now, we have got to get that cleaned up.” I bent down to grab the towel as he playfully kicked behind my knees. I turned around and said, “So what happened to Mr. Lobster?” I quickly put the towel back on as he laughed again, “Well, he couldn’t exactly run because his claw was still in me, so eventually help came and he was removed from my shoulder.” I smiled as I sat on his lap facing him. I put my hands behind my back on his knees and said, “I just now realized how tall you really are.” He shifted his knees and I nearly fell, “Oh, that was a cheap shot,” I said as I poked his side. “Looks who talking about cheap shots,” he said as he shifted his knees again. I actually did fall that time, but he caught me with his good arm, “Whoops, ok, no more of that.” I smiled and got back in the position I was in before. “Gosh you are still sitting taller than I am, and I’m on your lap.” I pouted playfully and he smiled. He smiled then leaned down and started kissing me. I smiled and kissed him back. He began rubbing my back as he started making out with me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and went with it. After about twenty or so minutes of making out, the towel on his injured shoulder began slipping. I stopped kissing back and bit his lower lip playfully then got off his lap and took the towel off. He gave me a pout that looked too cute.

 

Chapter 13: Nightmare

Relived

I heard someone running down the corridor and peeked out the door. “She’s been here long enough as it is……………… and her parents, they must be worried sick about her,” I heard a voice whispering. “She knows far too much about us……… if she were to tell anyone……………” “Well we can’t just let her go on living here, she’s getting to comfortable with our kind,” another voice said. I closed the door and leaned against it. “They don’t want me to be here anymore,” I said quietly. Drake sat quietly. There was a knock on the door and I went into one of the stalls as he opened the door. “There you are, we have been looking all over for you, we’re having a feast in honor of you for defeating Kingly,” said a woman’s voice. “Sorry, I was just washing up,” he replied. “Well come on, don’t keep the guests waiting,” the voice said again. The woman then turned on her heel and left. I opened the stall and said, “A party? Do I get to go?” He chuckled and smiled, “It could be arranged.” I smiled and kissed him and left the bathroom quietly to go and get ready. I tiptoed to my room and looked at the dress that was laid out on my bed. It looked so familiar. It was a light blue tea party dress. I dismissed the thought and quickly changed. I slipped on the blue matching shoes, grabbed the jacket, brushed out my hair, and walked quickly to the dining room. The dining room didn’t look as majestic as it had during the first feast. On the contrary, it looked well……… gloomy. The walls were all done in a pretty blue and had lilac purple designs on them. It looked pretty and all, but it just put me in a depressing mood. The only lights were coming from the blue and purple ones, which didn’t help that much. I looked around for Drake or Amy, but could hardly see my hand in front of my face. Suddenly, I didn’t feel as if this was the feast that Drake had been talking about. I felt as if I was lost or something. I went back to what I thought was the entrance, but came to find out it was a solid wall. Unexpectedly, I began to get a headache. I tried to concentrate on my developing vampire senses to find out where I was. I made my way across the floor and went outside to what turned out to be a beautiful patio. I rubbed my forehead and looked around. There were beautiful rose hedges with candles inside of them. I walked around to the side of the patio and took a seat on a water fountain. As I looked down at the dark water in it, I gasped. I remembered all of it: the tea party dress, the hedges with candles, the maze, and now the water fountain. Then I remembered the guy, so I hid behind the fountain. I listened closely for anything and everything. It was eerie quiet. Then a guy showed up. At first, he looked nothing like he had in the dream, but after awhile, he had transformed completely. “Drat, must be running early. How early could I be though? Guess I should’ve gotten a snack first.” I heard a twig snap and he had too apparently, for he had disappeared. Out of the darkness, a girl about my age appeared. She had straight, golden hair down to her shoulders. Instantly, I was jealous. The guy I had seen moments ago reappeared and came up to her casually, “What’s a lovely thing like you doing out here all alone?” “Well, you see, my boyfriend went to get us some drinks, but he disappeared on me.” “How awful. Shame on him for leaving you out here for creatures of the night.” “He said he’d be right back, but that was awhile ago,” she said curling her hair with her fingers. “Say, what’s your boyfriend’s name by chance?” “Ricky. Ricky Reynolds.” I heard him chuckle and say, “He’s always been the one to make the girl chase.” “Pardon?”  “Tell you what, if you go through that maze right through there, he’ll be at the end,” he had turned on his heel and went to go back inside. “Through there? By myself?” There was a wolf’s howl in the distance. “You’re not scared are you?” “No! Well, maybe a little………… ok I’m terrified.” “Tell you what, I’ll go through with you to the middle, but then you’re on your own.” There was another howl, only closer. “All right screw it. You wait here and I’ll go get Ricky.” “Ok,” she replied. She sat down on the water fountain that I was hiding behind as he started through the maze. I couldn’t help myself so I said, “Excuse me, do you know where the exit is of this place?” I stood up and brushed off my dress. “Oh, you scared me,” she replied. “Sorry, I have the tendency to do that.” “It’s all right. What’s your name?” “Cass……… I mean Jessica.” “Pretty name, now what did you ask?” “Where the exit is. I’m afraid I’ve gotten lost.” She laughed and said, “Pretty easy to get lost in this place isn’t it? Um, I’m not sure about where the exit might be. Maybe the person who went to go get Ricky would know.” “Well, the thing is, is that he has this thing for me, but I don’t really like him.” “Why in the world not? He seems like a nice guy.” “Things aren’t always what they seem. Well if you don’t know, I’m gonna go ahead and look for the exit.” “You’re gonna leave me here?” “Well you thought you were alone before.” Before she could reply, Ricky and the other guy had appeared at the end of the hedges. “There you are Alice. Who’s your friend?” “Oh, this is Jessica. Where did you go?” Ricky looked me up and down. “I had an errand or two to run,” he said as he hugged Alice tightly and checked me out again. “I don’t think I trust this, Jessica.” “Now Kyle, that’s fine if you don’t trust her, Jessica here is a friend of mine. So hands off.” Kyle had approached me and caressed my chin. Ricky snarled at him and Kyle ran off inside back to the party. “You know Ricky, Jessica? Why didn’t you tell me?” Alice asked. “Alice, it’s been awhile since me and Jessica have talked, do you mind staying here while we go for a walk?” Ricky asked. “Oh alright,” she answered as she sat on the water fountain. Once we had gotten out of earshot from Alice, Ricky said, “I know just as much as you do that you’re no vampire.” “Did I ever say I was?” I asked. “And you may not know it, but we do know each other,” he said dismissing the subject of vampires. I stared at him blankly, “Huh?” “Don’t you remember me? Think back 10 years ago.” I thought back to when I was six years old. Then, I remembered, “R………” I said quietly. He grinned, “You do remember.” “I remember the last time you had come; you nearly scared my mother to death.” “Did I now? Sorry to hear that. Ok, enough dwelling on the past though, why are you here? Any vampire that sees you would make you a dessert. Or worse, think you were somebody they were looking for.” “The anointed one,” I said in a quiet whisper. He looked up and asked, “What did you just say?” “The anointed one. That’s who there looking for.” “How do you know that information, that’s very confidential?” I looked at him sadly. He nodded. “So we have to get you out of here.” “First of all where is here? I thought I was in the Dining Hall of the Vampiric Mansion.” “Someone probably made it to me an alternate dimension so that you would end up here.” “So how can I go back to the Mansion?” “By following this maze to the very end. When you get to any fork in the maze take a right. Once you get to the end of the maze, you’ll be in the courtyard of the mansion.” “It’s that easy?” He shook his head. “In order for it to work properly, you have to really want to go there. You have to have the mansion’s courtyard in your mind throughout the maze. If you get sidetracked for even a second, that’s another minute that you have to travel in the maze. Don’t think about anything that may harm you, or it will. And I think that that is it.” “Complicated. Who came up with it?” “No idea. But I have to get back to Alice before Kyle gets to her. Cya Cassie.” I hugged him tightly. “Answer one question for me……………… Why didn’t you ever come back?” He hugged me back. “Because I knew that what was in store for you in the future and I didn’t want your family in any danger by attracting others.” I nodded as he turned around and went back to Alice.

 

Chapter 14: Treacherous Journey

I looked at the maze in front of me, too scared to even think about what could happen to me.  As I took my first step into the maze, it immediately felt colder. I went to take a step back expecting to be back in front of it. But to my utter shock and disappointment, I could feel the hedge behind me. “Alright,” I said to myself, “looks like I don’t have a choice now.” So, I walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked some more. After what seemed forever, I heard a twig snap. I quickly turned around, but saw nothing. I gave my self a reassuring chuckle and turned back around. Then I felt something scratch by my ankle. I whimpered as I felt something slither over my foot. I looked down, but saw nothing. “Come on Cassie, pull yourself together,” I said to myself. I continued forward and looked at the hedge to my right. What I saw was unbelievable, it was almost like a big flat-screen like at the movies, only it had choppy images. I heard a wolf’s howl. I started to panic, but remembered what Ricky had said. I could only hope that he hadn’t lied about it. I tried to stay on the path, best I could. I looked back to the hedges to the right and to my horror, saw Dracula’s face. I quickly looked back forward as I heard something fly over my head. “He can’t hurt me, just like R said,” I said as I took a deep breath and continued. I couldn’t but to be distracted. It was harder than what R had said it would be. I saw a pond and decided to catch my breath. Sitting down by the pond, I did feel a lot calmer. Then I heard singing and it was coming from the pond. It sounded nice so I leaned in closer without thinking. Just when I was about to get back up, a creature that surprisingly looked like a mermaid tried to drown me. I quickly scrambled up and didn’t look back as I continued walking. I started to walk quicker as the clouds covered the moon, making it impossible for me to see anything. After awhile of walking in complete darkness, I walked right into a hedge. I stepped back and felt another hedge. “Okay…… I’m confused,” I said to myself as I felt for a way that wasn’t blocked. I felt around frantically until I finally found a gap. It was small, but nonetheless, it was a gap. After the moon became unblocked, I felt a lot better knowing which way I was going. I tried to remember what all R had said, but as time wore on, it was getting harder and harder to concentrate. I noticed that the path I was walking on seemed to be getting slimmer and slimmer. It was getting to the point to where I could hardly fit. I thought for sure that the path was going to go down to nothing, when I walked back onto a broader path. I was relieved, but at the same time depressed. There was a fork in the path. I stood in front of the paths and thought long and hard. One path had twisted vines going all over it. The middle path had jagged thorns going out of all the hedges. And the third path looked like the yellow brick road compared to the other two. Instinctively, I choose the path on the right. I began skipping as I got happier because I thought for sure this was the path and that it would not take much longer. But shortly after beginning skipping, I saw a shadow in the trees flicker. I took a deep breath and started walking again. Suddenly a witch appeared in front of me. I reminded myself to stay calm as she stepped towards me. “Do you know how much your pretty self is worth to me?” I acted clueless as I shook my head. The witch chuckled evily. “Don’t give me that my pretty, you know very well how much a vampire would give me for giving them you.” “Vampires? Get a life,” I said braver than I actually felt. The witch gave me a dumbfound look. I tried to push her over and continue as I said, “And Halloween’s over.” I fooled her, I guessed because she hadn’t followed me. “Thank god for acting lessons,” I said relieved as I followed the path turning right. Another fork came up shortly after. I looked at all three paths and went through the middle one which had roses in the hedges. I knew it wouldn’t be much longer now. I picked one of the roses and put in my hair for no reason, but then the hedges rearranged themselves. I slapped myself in the forehead and closed my eyes as they stopped. Slowly opening my eyes, I saw that the hedges had actually disappeared. The only boundaries seemed to be trees. And then I saw it, the mansion. I jumped up and down for awhile and then practically ran the rest of the way. After I opened the door to the mansion, I fell to the floor. I only got up after remembering all that had happened that night. I had to tell Drake that there was another group of vampires. I debated on going back to the dining hall. Would it send me back to that other dimension? I brushed off the question and opened the door to the dining hall.

 

Chapter 15: Other Group

I scanned the hall. It definitely wasn’t the other dimension. It actually looked like the dining hall, so I began looking for familiar faces. Suddenly, Drake approached me and hugged me, “I thought you weren’t going to show.” “Me? Miss a party? You’re kidding,” I smiled as I hugged him back. “So where were you? You’ve been gone for quite some time,” he asked as we both took a seat. “I don’t know Drake, that’s the thing. One minute I was opening the door to the dining hall, the next I was in this weird depressing place,” I answered. “Like the door was acting as a portal?” “Exactly. It was weird. After finding out I couldn’t go back, I went outside onto this patio.” “Was there anyone else there?” “Well…… Drake…… there’s another group of vampires there. And they were willing to do almost anything to get their hands on me.” “Hmm. I’ve never heard of another group. Well, at least not a large one. They’re probably just a group of rebels.” “I dunno… there was an awful lot of them,” I replied. “Like how many?” “At least 30,” I answered. He looked at me gravely for a moment, then clasped my hand, “Let’s not think about that tonight.” I smiled and was happy to please. As dinner was served, I noticed that he wasn’t quite as cheerful as he was before. I spied our host, Drake’s dad, looking directly at him then at me. They both then stood up and headed towards the passageway. “That can’t be good,” I thought to myself. I leaned back and stared up at the skylight ceiling. The cloudless night had an even more desirable appearance because of the bright full moon. Or was there clouds? No, clouds could not have traveled that quickly. I now looked at the sky with a dazed look. As quickly as the night had had clouds, the skies were now cloudless again. I shrugged the occurrence off and glanced at Amy. Maybe I should tell her about portal. Maybe I should tell her about the sky. She answered my questions with a puzzled look and a nod. I excused myself from the table and walked briskly back to Drake’s room. By the time I had sat down on the bed, Amy had appeared. She leaned against the doorway, “So, what’s on your mind Cassie?” “A bunch of things right now,” I answered as I hugged my knees. She entered the room and kneeled on the floor, “First, Drake up and left, then I caught you off in wonder land stargazing…” I cut her off, “There’s another assembly of rebels out there……and…” “Wait a minute, back up. How do you know? I mean, there’s several little packs of them, but not enough of them to cause any problems,” Amy interrupted, “Besides, none of them have the guts to come all the way out here in our domain.” “Amy… I counted at least thirty. The Great Hall’s door acted like a portal and I was sent to this other place.” She spoke quietly, “And they’re after you, right?” I nodded. We were both quiet for awhile. I hugged my knees then asked, “Was tonight cloudless?” “Of course. We have controls for the skylight which can make the sky look cloudless or cloudy. We can even add more stars……… Cassie?” I looked down at the floor. My head perked up immediately after hearing shouting from the Great Hall.

 



Published On: 2/19/2007
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Everyday she goes to school...
She gets teased by her crush.
The friends she thought were true, abandon her.
She drops her books and no one helps her pick them up.
She sits alone at lunch.
She is afraid to just be herself.

 

 

Everyday she goes home...
Her mother doesn't ask her "How was school today?"
She realizes that her father hasn't came home and thinks to herself "Maybe tommorrow..."
She sees her mother's boyfriend passed out on the couch.
She washes off the make up covering the bruises.
She cries herself to sleep.

 

 

Everyday she goes to school...



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My Blog: TWLOHA
By: dropdeadsuzann


To Write Love On Her Arms is a non governmental organization that is all about helping depression, cutting, and addiction.
The money this oranization raises goes towards the 2/3 of people who can't afford treatment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHaFrS3TE04
click it and watch it 
ALL of it


Pedro the Lion is loud in the speakers, and the city waits just outside our open windows. She sits and sings, legs crossed in the passenger seat, her pretty voice hiding in the volume. Music is a safe place and Pedro is her favorite. It hits me that she won't see this skyline for several weeks, and we will be without her. I lean forward, knowing this will be written, and I ask what she'd say if her story had an audience. She smiles. "Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars."

I would rather write her a song, because songs don't wait to resolve, and because songs mean so much to her. Stories wait for endings, but songs are brave things bold enough to sing when all they know is darkness. These words, like most words, will be written next to midnight, between hurricane and harbor, as both claim to save her.

 

 

 



Renee is 19. When I meet her, cocaine is fresh in her system. She hasn't slept in 36 hours and she won't for another 24. It is a familiar blur of coke, pot, pills and alcohol. She has agreed to meet us, to listen and to let us pray. We ask Renee to come with us, to leave this broken night. She says she'll go to rehab tomorrow, but she isn't ready now. It is too great a change. We pray and say goodbye and it is hard to leave without her.

She has known such great pain; haunted dreams as a child, the near-constant presence of evil ever since. She has felt the touch of awful naked men, battled depression and addiction, and attempted suicide. Her arms remember razor blades, fifty scars that speak of self-inflicted wounds. Six hours after I meet her, she is feeling trapped, two groups of "friends" offering opposite ideas. Everyone is asleep. The sun is rising. She drinks long from a bottle of liquor, takes a razor blade from the table and locks herself in the bathroom. She cuts herself, using the blade to write "f*ck UP" large across her left forearm.

The nurse at the treatment center finds the wound several hours later. The center has no detox, names her too great a risk, and does not accept her. For the next five days, she is ours to love. We become her hospital and the possibility of healing fills our living room with life. It is unspoken and there are only a few of us, but we will be her church, the body of Christ coming alive to meet her needs, to write love on her arms.

She is full of contrast, more alive and closer to death than anyone I've known, like a Johnny Cash song or some theatre star. She owns attitude and humor beyond her 19 years, and when she tells me her story, she is humble and quiet and kind, shaped by the pain of a hundred lifetimes. I sit privileged but breaking as she shares. Her life has been so dark yet there is some soft hope in her words, and on consecutive evenings, I watch the prettiest girls in the room tell her that she's beautiful. I think it's God reminding her.

I've never walked this road, but I decide that if we're going to run a five-day rehab, it is going to be the coolest in the country. It is going to be rock and roll. We start with the basics; lots of fun, too much Starbucks and way too many cigarettes.

Thursday night she is in the balcony for Band Marino, Orlando's finest. They are indie-folk-fabulous, a movement disguised as a circus. She loves them and she smiles when I point out the A&R man from Atlantic Europe, in town from London just to catch this show.

She is in good seats when the Magic beat the Sonics the next night, screaming like a lifelong fan with every Dwight Howard dunk. On the way home, we stop for more coffee and books, Blue Like Jazz and (Anne Lamott's) Travelling Mercies.

On Saturday, the Taste of Chaos tour is in town and I'm not even sure we can get in, but doors do open and minutes after parking, we are on stage for Thrice, one of her favorite bands. She stands ten feet from the drummer, smiling constantly. It is a bright moment there in the music, as light and rain collide above the stage. It feels like healing. It is certainly hope.

Sunday night is church and many gather after the service to pray for Renee, this her last night before entering rehab. Some are strangers but all are friends tonight. The prayers move from broken to bold, all encouraging. We're talking to God but I think as much, we're talking to her, telling her she's loved, saying she does not go alone. One among us knows her best. Ryan sits in the corner strumming an acoustic guitar, singing songs she's inspired.

After church our house fills with friends, there for a few more moments before goodbye. Everyone has some gift for her, some note or hug or piece of encouragement. She pulls me aside and tells me she would like to give me something. I smile surprised, wondering what it could be. We walk through the crowded living room, to the garage and her stuff.

She hands me her last razor blade, tells me it is the one she used to cut her arm and her last lines of cocaine five nights before. She's had it with her ever since, shares that tonight will be the hardest night and she shouldn't have it. I hold it carefully, thank her and know instantly that this moment, this gift, will stay with me. It hits me to wonder if this great feeling is what Christ knows when we surrender our broken hearts, when we trade death for life.

As we arrive at the treatment center, she finishes: "The stars are always there but we miss them in the dirt and clouds. We miss them in the storms. Tell them to remember hope. We have hope."

I have watched life come back to her, and it has been a privilege. When our time with her began, someone suggested shifts but that is the language of business. Love is something better. I have been challenged and changed, reminded that love is that simple answer to so many of our hardest questions. Don Miller says we're called to hold our hands against the wounds of a broken world, to stop the bleeding. I agree so greatly.

We often ask God to show up. We pray prayers of rescue. Perhaps God would ask us to be that rescue, to be His body, to move for things that matter. He is not invisible when we come alive. I might be simple but more and more, I believe God works in love, speaks in love, is revealed in our love. I have seen that this week and honestly, it has been simple: Take a broken girl, treat her like a famous princess, give her the best seats in the house. Buy her coffee and cigarettes for the coming down, books and bathroom things for the days ahead. Tell her something true when all she's known are lies. Tell her God loves her. Tell her about forgiveness, the possibility of freedom, tell her she was made to dance in white dresses. All these things are true.

We are only asked to love, to offer hope to the many hopeless. We don't get to choose all the endings, but we are asked to play the rescuers. We won't solve all mysteries and our hearts will certainly break in such a vulnerable life, but it is the best way. We were made to be lovers bold in broken places, pouring ourselves out again and again until we're called home.

I have learned so much in one week with one brave girl. She is alive now, in the patience and safety of rehab, covered in marks of madness but choosing to believe that God makes things new, that He meant hope and healing in the stars. She would ask you to remember.



Published On: 2/7/2007
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That’s right! Antisocial has undergone renovations to house the mega-ramp of minis. The Girl/Color ramp is an installed exhibition that you can count on for the rest of this winter and beyond. Michelle has been generous enough to take on the project and responsibilities in hopes to raise awareness for artists against violence and raise money until we get leeside.

The ramp will be open this Saturday, January 20th at 9:00pm for an epic jam while The Death Rays perform live. Do not miss this event which will surely be written about in history books. Saturday at antisocial. 2425 main street.

And if you don’t have your skate-legs on, then just meet us after at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret where we’ll be giving away a ton of prizes with Salbourg. Did we mention we have a new issue of the mag for ‘yall? Cop that too!





email your RSVP to rsvp@colormagazine.ca with subject “Antisocial” or “Salbourg” or both for guest list and reserve your copy of 4.4 at the door.



Published On: 1/15/2007
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Abyss of the Oracle: Mayakovsky's Russia, now!
By: Broderick


_-------this is turning to out to be such an interesting school break. I went to the library today. Yeah, I actually went down to the head branch of the library and checked out nine books. Yes, I know. 9 books. How can I be expected to read them all?! I won't read them all, just little bits here and there. It's hard to believe; another year has passed us by....boy, did it ever go fast! Not only that but here come those dreadful mid-terms everyone has been going on about. Oh the terror! But hey, there are so many other things which are worse than any mid-term I'd be glad to take them, even so. 

Gogol. Yes Gogol. His writing is alright, but I think he is too much of a parody, and gets more credit than he is worth. Solzhenitsyn and Dostoevsky did it first; he copied them, the little rascal. I think I will return Gogol early, but maybe I will read some first, to see if my initial reactions are indeed correct. However, I find Mayakovsky to be absolutely fantastic. He is a poet, mind you, so he is out of their class altogether, but like Dostoevsky because they both served in exile. However, Mayakovsky is much more outspoked, provocative and simple. Yes his writing style is simple but highly charged. I don't know why I find his writing to be sooooo good but it just seems that way to me. Perhaps it is because of his outlook on life in general, and what he brought out of the chaos, as he called it, inside his head. Goodness knows he could have stayed in school and been a civil servant. That would have been such a total waste. What he gave to Futurism and many other isms is quite remarkable. I'm not sure that he should be called a poet, though that is the title which he called himself. I think that an "intellectually inclined poetical revolutionary" would be more just to his talents. 

I think that communism and leftism has been radically misjudged. Not only is it assumed that Stalin's protege is the ultimate in a goverment of that type, but that every that could possibly be done could only be worse, not better than his prototype. It seems this stance was taken because of all the "hard feelings"over the Cold War in general. However, it appears to the naked eye that Putin is attempting to return to the "old system" by iniating laws and rules from that era, and removing improvements inserted by the likes of glasnost and perestroika. It is sad, really, to watch such a great country, which has the great chance to turn itself around, go to waste in such a hurry. Putin has corrupted the system thus far, and there is no doubt he will continue to do so in such an archaic manner, much to my charign. Leastly, it is not as though a single opinion could ever make a difference to what will happen with his government. A group of dedicated individuals could do it, but a single person such as myself? I highly doubt it! Why should a patriarch pay any attention to the lowly serf who plows his land and grows his food? What right does he have to speak out? According to the patriarch, none at all. This is the vile view upon which Putin thinks of the lower classes of mother Russia. Not only will he return to the old system, but he will drive it into the ground, like an axe does a wedge. 


Published On: 1/2/2007
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To meet the demands of our growing reader base,
Color Magazine has just signed a distribution deal with Made Media. This new partnership will make it easier for Color enthusiasts to get their hands on the magazine as it will now be distributed to the stores that they most often frequent (independent skate shops and boutiques).

Color Magazine aims to increase availability to our already loyal readership, as well as introduce the publication to new people who have been missing out on this fine product of skateboard culture.
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Published On: 12/20/2006
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SkateboardVillage News: Pipe Fiends book
By: skateboardvillage.com


Pipe Fiends, "A Visual Overdose of Canada’s Most Infamous Skate Spot  Written and Compiled by Barry Walsh and Marc Tison" is a book all about The Big O pipe.



Read  MONTREAL MIRROR article on release of the new book or order online at  http://www.mudscout.com/books/pipeFiends/


http://www.savethepipe.blogspot.com/  





Published On: 12/18/2006
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concerning...distractions
 
i stand before you, or sit, for the fact that it is hard to type while in the upright position, and say that i freaking hate distractions... they come in all shapes and sizes, whether we ourselves make them or someone else is constantly bugging the living life out of us; they flipping suck... As you all should know i am a hard working devoted college student (my butt) and i have my fair share of work that i have to do.  One could say that yes simply all i need to do is sit down and get it done; however, in my world this is much harder than one would expect... If i choose to write my paper in  my room in my apartment i have to deal with a roomy doing Lord knows what on the bunk above (yes i have bunk beds, which my father made) or constantly comming in and out with his friends bent on conquering the school record for consecutive hours without sleep...(this generally implies that they are looking for someone to "hump" (in a clearer sense) e.g. me) Or if i find myself in the library, i seem to distract myself by either turning books backwards on the self just to pee someone off, or taking large fruit or vegetables and rolling them down the rows of books (seriously, do it with a pumpkin)...  nevertheless distractions are everywhere and they blow chunks...

i have no idea why i wrote this im sorry for inflicting it upon the world



Published On: 10/25/2006
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i found these all over tha net, so i brought them tougther here
 

10 questions that have confused mankind

1.Q- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2.Q- Who was the first person to say"See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3.Q-If the professor on Gilligan's
Island
can make a radio out of conconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
4.Q-If quizzes are quzzical, what are test?
5.Q-Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
6.Q-What do you call male ballerinas?
7.Q-Does pushing the elevator buttom more than once make it arrive faster
8.Q-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9.Q-Qhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
10.Q-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

 30 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

40 Things Do to At School

1. Walk into the library and ask if they carry books when they say yes say hmm I see.
2. Ask your language teacher to recite the ABCs for the class.
3. While in the lunch line ask if the Cheeseburgers have cheese on them.
4. Put underwear and your head and run through the halls screaming i am captain underpants obey me.
5. When a teacher asks you an obvious question give the wrong answer.
6. If the teacher asks if something is true or false and it's obviously true say false when she says no have your friend answer "What is False?"
7. Drop a Laptop on the ground and claim your mind powers weren't working correctly.
8. While in the lunchline claim to the person next to you that you have clean underwear on.
9. Tell the person next to you that you got so high last night that you thought you were floating.
10. Drop your pencil and when someone goes to pick it up scream "Hey that's mine"
11. If people consider you to be a nice person have an outrage with no point.
12. Proclaim you saw your least favorite teacher with your other least favorite teacher on a date.
13. Pretend to not speak english the first day you go to a new school.
14. If you having been going to your school for a while ask your teacher where the bathroom is.
15. Walk into a class that your easily passing and say my parents are so dissapointed in me for having a B+ Ms. Hull I just don't what to do and begin to fake cry.
16. In the lunch line take forever to choose your food.
17. Drive to school in the crappiest car ever and claim that it is your pimp car.
18. If your teacher asks you to get something from the office ask her if she wants fries or a drink with that.
19. Deliberately answer a science question with a math answer i.e. Which atom has a positive charge? 5!
20. If you white claim that you sound very black if you are black claim that you sound very white. 21. Tell every that you are from the future and that school is evil and must be destroyed.
22. Tell every that you are a pscho and you see the future.
23. Tell the person next to you that they smell very pretty, like garbage.
24. Ask your teacher for your own phone number so that you can call home to get your homework.
25. Ask your teacher if you can burn your books one day to show the effects of fire.
26. For all you inliners out there wear a Senate shirt to class and ask your Civics teacher for extra credit becuase you are supporting the
US
government.
27. When paying for your lunch if the lunch lady asks for 3 dollars give her 3 dimes.
28. When the announcements come on scream "AH the voices leave me alone leave me alone"
29. In the middle of Class stand up put your arms out straight and say "I am the waling dead must leave school" like a zombie and walk out of class.
30. Ask the teacher for her phone number.
31. Walk in late and proclaim that you are sorry but you had a very important meeting with the voices.
32. Pretend your a deaf the whole day.
33. Scream every time you speak.
34. Walk in the mornig screaming i saw it i saw it it's huge round pink and fluffy.
35. Take a random person and proclaim to the school that they are your new best friend.
36. When they take attendance say not here.
37. Proclaim that the printer or copier is your best friend.
38. Make photocopies of your butt and stick em on the walls.
39. Tell everyone that you have lice and scratch your head next to them.
40. Do all in one day.

44 Things to do at a movie theatre

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
3. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Run out of the theater screaming, "Oh my goodness, I forgot, Webster is on now!"
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Whenever a fat guy comes in the movie, stand up and do the truffle shuffle. Include the sound effects.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27. Ask your neighbor if Mr. T. is in the movie, and ask often.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
38. Do the running man every time a rap song is played.
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."
43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
44. Stand up in front of the projector and yell "Hey where is the movie"

 50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart

 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares,"
and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc.
See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,
"Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there
say "Hmmmm....I thought
the customer was always right!"
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows
from Bed and
Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
Section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
Various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
Something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
The food courts, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
Much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
*BONUS*
1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without
getting kicked out.
2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much youcan make.

 50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..)
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher."

 

50 fun things to do in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents
of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just
shut UP!'
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small
World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the
natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the
elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain
to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when
they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
'Noogie patrol coming!'
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a
warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulants!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and
demand that it stay open until you hear the penny
you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the
bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a
while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from
the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter
in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then
sigh and say 'oops!'
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it
looks infected.
24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while
continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator
descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head'
on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce, 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the
far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push
the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other
passengers 'through' it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and
ask 'is that your beeper?'
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the
red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a
stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
and announce to the other passengers that this is
your 'personal space.'
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another
passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long
strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a
more suitable host body.'
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at
other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's
getting larger.'
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and
holler 'Bad touch!'

 

 

 

51 ways to piss every1 off

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.
4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.
5) Improvise Italian operas.
6) Gossip about someone to their face.
7) Answer every question with a question.
8) Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
12) Repeat yourself constantly.
13) Change what you repeat every now and then.
14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
15) Change what you repeat every now and then.
16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
18) Change what you repeat every now and then.
19) One word: Caffeine.
20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.
21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
22) Using non-existent words like George Bush would.
23) Change what you repeat again.
24) Speak in rapid Spanish.
25) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
26) When doing number 25, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
27) Change what you repeat again.
28) You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
29) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
30) Don't proper grammar use while you are correcting them.
31) Pretend to be drunk.
32) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
33) Change what you repeat again.
34) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
35) Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls,
Georgia
for boys.
36) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, or having to many teeth.
37) Change what you repeat again.
38) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.
39) Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.
40) Pretend to be high.
41) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
42) Change what you repeat again.
43) You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
44) Speak in Gaelic.
45) Blink rapidly and constantly.
46) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
47) Strut.
48) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.
49) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.
50) Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
51) Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check list for Today." Don't let anybody forget that you have it on.

75 Ways to Order Pizza

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (
Pizza Place
)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.  

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (
Pizza Place
), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press
9-1-1
every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.

9 things I hate about everyone

1.) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2.) People who are willing to get off their ass and search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3.) When people say “oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!” damn right!! What good is cake if you can’t eat it!?
4.) When people say “it’s always the last place you look” of coarse it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Where are they? I’m going to kick their ass!
5.) When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” no loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor!
6.) People who ask “can I ask you a question?” didn’t give me a choice, did you sunshine?
7.) When something is ‘new and improved’ which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If its improved, then there must have been something before it.
8.) When people say “life is short” what the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9.) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “has the bus come yet?” if the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 



Published On: 10/17/2006
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I kind of have a girlfriend
I hook up with the chubby roommate of the girl I'm interested in
I don't get a lot of homework
I haven't been to class
We haven't gotten our first test back
I failed the first three tests
It was an open book exam
I cheated
I'm pretty popular with the ladies
I masturbate a lot
I'm making some great friends
My roommate tea-bagged me last night and sent the picture to CollegeHumor.com
How's grandma?
I'm worried that I jinxed grandma's life by telling my professors she died so I could get out of class
Books are expensive, and my meal plan isn't any good
Send me beer money
Can I talk to Dad?
Something is wrong with my dick.
I might come home next weekend
I'm going to try to get a handjob from a high school girl while you do my laundry
I should get back to studying
I need to go whack it
Can you hold on for 20 seconds?
I need to whack it
The dining hall has a waffle bar
I'm getting fat
Can you send me some of my video games?
No one here likes me
My roommate is alright
My roommate jerks off whenever he thinks I'm asleep
Can you send some fabric softener
I'm gay


Published On: 9/27/2006
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      You dont understand how hard of a time Im goimg through right now. I thought things were looking up when I got a job, but even then i was missing school. Now that I got fired I can go to school, But Im not making any money. I have no money to buy a tooth brush shampoo heads for my razor or even tampons! I hardly even eat because living with six kids theres never any food. I have to rely on other people to get back and forth to school and sometimes i get stuck out here(like now). Its depressing but Im holding on.
     Now that Im in college I need money for books to do assignments like the 6 I have in Algebra due tuesday. I also need to find a job soon or I wont have a place to live, but if i keep living where Im living Ill loose my mind. Now I think about all the things you dont worry about when your a kid like:Mail, Insurance, Health coverage, Bills, Money, Food and, furthering your education. Needless to say Im thinking about it now!
        Not to mention that i clean up after 6 kids that arnt mine and I cant go anywhere in fear of them trashing my stuff. Due to kids my DVDs are scratched and half missing, half of the food that i did buy or that Jake bought they ate and, they wear my shoes and clothes without asking.
        To take the cake the one person I rely on most looses his license. Honestly Im just glad I still have some sanity.If any one has comments comforting words or just wants to laugh at me drop me a comment


Published On: 9/7/2006
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My Blog: looking back
By: punkotaku


first of all, if you recognize this you should. i plan on deleting crushedandmelted, so i wanted to save my blogs first. so here they are.
 
today, tomorrow, and forever...
Friday, June 09, 2006
well.. yesterday i didnt get to watch white castle with josh... but i did today. and we happened to kiss a lil... then after i got home and he got home, he called me. and we talked for a while. kedo ne, tomorrows gonna be even better. we're goin to a carnival and goin shoppin. the only bad thing is, my grandma, my aunt, and my aunts 3 lil kids are also goin. and when we get to the carnival, my mom, her husband(who wants to kill me), and my two lil minions will be there. well... i call them my minions but theyre my brothers. i dont really care though, cuz i love being with josh. when im with him im happy. the this is happiness kind of happy. the kind that feels like it will last forever and you want it to never stop. sou... eien... zutto... zutto... zutto kare no sobani ite hoshii. daisuki dakara. without him, even anime that once made me feel so alive and happy begins to lose all meaning. i shouldve known a long time ago that loneliness was keeping me from being emotionally alive but... well i kind of did know... i just never had anyone that could take that loneliness away so that i could really understand it. ive changed since we started going out... im happy, i have a social life, im confident, im not afraid of being myself in front of anyone. sore dakara... shiawase datto. old dreams of college, seeing the world, basically going anywhere in life, they had all been more like a joke than a goal... and then we started going out. and now i really do intend to do all that, and i even started looking into it for reals too. such motivation that i never really had before... he gave it to me. he boosted my self esteem too... not intentionally but he still did it. and anyhoo, just so yall know, i wouldnt leave my boyfriend for anything, so dont even try breakin us up or askin me out. jaane.
 

a day ill never forget....
Saturday, June 10, 2006
what a day. woke up at 6, showered, got ready to go. then went to my aunts house next door, helped her get her three lil kids ready. we finally left around 830, half an hour later than planned. went and picked josh up(in case you still havent caught on, josh is my bf). stuck in the backseat between him and my annoying cousin. tight fit too. anyhoo ignored annoying person most of the time. got to the provo mall. me and josh get dropped off. walk around, randomly go into stores with anything that seems somewhat interesting, sit on couches when tired. got couple of big pretzels... enjoyed the view... saw lil kid with mohawk... oh yeah we went into a bookstore and i got a japanese dictionary (finally-after bout 2 years of searchin... doesnt include "bad" words though... ya kinda have to use your imagination there...lol). anyhoo after while we had to go, so the other people came and picked us up, took us to lunch... josh got mad at me saying i wasnt eating enough(i guess ya could say that came back to haunt him later today ^^ for certain reasons...) and the baby was crying so they had us take him outtside. so we did... and realized how it might look to other people... you know like young couple and their baby(fyi: that was not the case, and it will not be for a very long time, cuz i wont allow it. i will die before becoming a teenage mom.) anyhoo we werent out there long before my aunt came out. then we went on... to the carnival. i dont know whether i can say it was fun or it was .. sad. first we went to the food thing my mom and her husband runs(fyi: i dont live with them nor do i want to. and while the guy is technically my step dad i wouldnt call him dad if ya paid me a milllion bucks. i call him either jim or the crack of doom lol) well we pritty much ignored them anyhoo... i just came over to say hi to my lil minions and introduce them to josh(although we'd probly be married by the time either of my bros are old enough to remember- i think dallas is 18 months old, jake isnt even six months yet.) so then my mom told us where to get tickets-and we got them. the first ride we went on went around in a circle. i thought it was totally awesome but josh didnt like it as much(for certain reasons-youll see) and then after that we had to get more tickets. so we did then i somehow got him to go on this other ride with me.. it didnt take you upside down but it did put you at bout 80 angle and spin ya around. well... i was kinda bored by it, but josh... lets just say "motion sickness". we had to take a lil break after that. (fyi: it wasnt to be mean or anything, but i was laughing the whole time. i couldnt help it.)then after a lil while... well.. there was this ride... called the zipper... freaky lookin... i wanted to go... and he knew it.. he also knew it would be worse this time... and he went with me anyway... well for the first part of the ride.. i was somewhere between bored and insane. in other words it wasnt as thrilling as i expected, but i was (insanely) laughing my *** off anyway. and then... we stopped. lol got off, josh stripped his now soaked shirt off, went to the food stand to clean up a lil. and... i was laughin the whole time... i dont really know why... i wasnt makin fun of him... who knows... anyhoo... got cleaned up a lil.. went out to the van where they were waitin for us.. he had to ride in the front this time. then we went to walmart...wait. flashback... ok nevermind thats for me to know and only josh to find out.. anyhoo... me and josh sat on the grass in the shade waitin for everyone else.. we talked, i told him how vulnerable he was, used that to find out hes actually ticklish(his sides, his ears, lots of places-and no i dont mean hentai places!) lol he made me laugh.. hmm... new nickname im gonna give him: guy-too-sexy-for-his-shirt(for certain reasons). we kinda slept on the way back... and we finally got back.. sniff had to say goodbye... i told him to go sleep some more...i got home, took medicine for my headache, and started writin this blog. anyhoo.... thats what happened. and no, im not one of those stupid shallow girls that would break of with him cuz something like that happened... or one of the pathetic ones that stick with him cuz they feel sorry for them. thats just... wrong... somehow... i couldnt do that... not even to a friend... not to anyone that i cared about even a lil bit... yeah takin him on the last ride was mean.. i know... i was thinkin more bout myself than him... not on purpose of corse.. i regret it... and im sorry... but still... at least i both realize and admit my mistake... and feel bad about it... and afterwards... on the way home... i thought much more about him than myself... i love him so much... i feel different this time though... but that im writin in my locked journal... cuz its personal... and special... dakara... 
 
sunday randomness
Sunday, June 11, 2006
i hate sundays... so slow.. nothin to do... sigh. well... ok so theres stuff to do... im just to lazy to get off my butt and do it... although theres other reasons i dont wanna get up... im hungry... i want to feed on peoples souls... og im in so much pain right now... D4 P41|\|!!!! sigh... ahhh... talking to josh... its like a megapain killer... yokatta.. heheheh june 1 or 2 2011!!! that will be the best day of my life... although, the year is subject to change. in a garden... heheheh everyone will know what i mean someday... gaou!!! im hungry!! somebody feed meeeeeeeeee!!! oh yeah forgot bout the dont feed the weirdo sign i need to get rid of it somehow. hmm... this afternoon should i play diablo 2 lord of destruction or should i watch anime... wow tough decision... i mean... i like anime.. no correction LOVE anime.. but i need to get really good on diablo 2 so i can ownz peoples... like my bf. btw i also need to work on soul calibur 2, red alert 2, and age of empires so i can ownz there too.aa mo now josh is sad crap the light is dying i cant see myself!! would say soul is breakin but already broken and heart has been shattered for as long as i remember... it wont go back together even with josh... the biggest pieces that managed to survive just get a lil bigger.. but then they are more vulnerable...ah wonderful food!!! well.... .... at least it was food...lol i think ill just talk to josh all afternoon
 
hitori bochi wa sabishii desu...
Thursday, June 15, 2006
i dont really know why... but ive been feeling so lonely... ok so i lied... i do know why... i wish i didnt... i wish i wasnt in pain... i can hide it whenever i want to... but its still there... and it wont go away... i smile and hide it from everyone... even myself... but its still there... even though i should be happy... im in pain... i want to cry and cant... it hurts... when im alone... people werent meant to be so alone... tasukete... dareka...
 
doin a lil better....
Thursday, June 15, 2006 
ahh... i finally got to talk to josh. i feel so much better now. although, i am a lil pissed that he got me to tell him somethin i didnt want to tell him. im so confused about stuff right now. well.. probly partly cuz im a lil sick right now... head spinnin a lil.. but still... i dont know what i want to do with my life... well i kinda do.. more like to much i want to do and several of them conflict with the others. like... i kinda want to just live a nice, normal life... maybe raise kids... on a farm or somethin. the conflict is, i have another ambition: rule the world. and that comes into major conflict with my other dream. i think in the end it will depend on my circumstances when i really have to make a choice between the two. the way its lookin now... the world will never know who i am.. and ill be okay with that. cuz i have someone who loves me anyway. so... i feel like everything will always be okay, somehow.
 
i should be happy but im sad....
Saturday, June 17, 2006
sigh... tomorrow my cousin, alex, is coming. so i should be happy, but... tomorrow josh is leaving. and i wont even get to say goodbye because i have to leave to get alex in the morning, and we wont be back until late at night. 3 days at least without josh... it will be the longest 3 days of my life, although not quite so long as it would have been without alex. sore demo... i.. im already missing him... if i could i go to him sugu ni and tell him how much i love him. how i cant believe i actually feel this way... and at the end, zutto hoshii itte. anata ha watashi no sekai. ma... true, he already knows all this. but i want to tell him again... and again... so he never forgets it. kare ha atashi no subete. i hope he knows that too. which i dont think he does... not really. i spose ill try to just have fun with alex while hes gone... but it really isnt the same. it.... isnt.
 
i cried myself to sleep last night...
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
i dont know why, but ever since josh went to california and came back we've been ... fighting ... alot. over the stupidest things... my cousins are here and i should be happy and spend more time with them since i dont see them very often but i dont feel happy. i feel more like just staying in bed all day, under my blanket, hiding from the world. but i dont want to make my cousins feel bad either, so every morning i force myself to roll out of bed and put on a smile. and so, for the past few days ive been hiding my pain, from everyone including myself. until last night. last night i cried. i really did. i even wanted to. i didnt want my family to know though. so i buried my face in my pillow and cried myself to sleep.
 
watashi wa watashi...
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
watashi wa watashi - i am me. i dont know why, but i feel like my old self again. except in one way. i used to be... so sad, so lonely. now i feel exceptionally calm, and happy. i dont feel so lost anymore.. its strange.. what anime does to me... for me.. anime isnt just eye candy... its special.. i wouldnt be here if it wasnt in my life... id still be that terrible lil kid... ive changed alot really... and im still changing. i want to keep chasing this dream.. as long as its in front of me... and i want to keep it in my sight forever..
 
so... many... people... *screams, choking, silence...*
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
well because most of my family has been staying at my house i havent really been able to get on the internet lately. in addition, my email isnt working the computer freezes up when i try to send stuff. anyhoo... im really tired. i havent been gettin much sleep lately, mostly because of my cousins who are even more obsessed with computers than i am (every morning i wake up to them playing diablo 2 or something in my room, usually thats what wakes me up in the first place.) well fourth of july at our house was really something this year. it started at about 1 in the morning when our winrower was in flames (still dont really know why). i spose its really a bad thing but its was so cool!!! the flames were huge, my gramma was freakin out for once, the fire department came, and my cousins slept through the whole thing-bwahahaha!!! it was awesome!! anyhoo, aside from that, the morning was pretty boring. then in the afternoon my bf came over (first time seeing him since he went to california!) and he got me pocky and a chobits poster. then we went to watch the big fireworks and it was just us cuz my family was watchin from my uncles house instead of the park. afterwards we had to take his mom home (i love his mom!) and that was lots of fun. then he brought me home and joined us in the tank wars. my two uncles went out with us to "supervise" but they ended up being worse than us-throwing lit fireworks around, jumping through the fountains... my aunt said they were worse than us.. lol it was fun though. it ended somewhere around 1 or 2 in the morning... and then josh had to go home *sniff*. it was awesome though, kyle, alex, and me are now 3rd year veterans.
 
i love you... so why am i confused?
Monday, July 10, 2006
(Warning: intense insanity ahead) arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im .... surrounded.... by guys.... night and day... all the time... its driving me insane.... i want something feminine!!!!! waaaaaaahhh first i get my cousins 24/7 for two weeks... and now my bf... i love him but... makes me feel hurt and confused sometimes...especially confused.... then i react and make myself confused.... aaa mou!!! i want to spend just one day with one of my female friends without ANY guys in it.... aaahhhhh.... I SO HATE SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel cut off from my friends... from the world... from my sanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs chair, throws at window, glass cracks* (phrases here cannot be said in public)*continues hitting window with chair, glass shatters, chair flies through the window* stupid chair anyway... *glares* (FYI no i didnt put a chair through the window but i sure feel like it. i cant garauntee i wont soon.) .....(i am adding this bout an hour later cuz i forgot it) i may be confused and losing my mind but i forgive you josh.... just so you know...
 
why is this happening??
Monday, July 10, 2006
og... why is this happening... it feels like hes going to leave me at any second... it hurts so bad i wish i could fall asleep and never wake up. sure theres times he makes me sad but hes the only one who makes me feel happy. its like... sending me up to cloud nine just to shoot me down. with crossbow bolts and sharp pointy rocks below. sometimes i wonder if it would be better if we ended it, but then i think about how happy hes made me, and then the thought of not having that happiness anymore-its unbearable. im so stupid... i subconsciously believe that everything will turn out alright, but if i think about it logically its almost always the opposite. right now im sad, hurt, and confused. my heart is bleeding (figure of speech, not literally, though it sure feels like it) tears are flowing.if i get any sleep tonight itll be cuz i cried myself to sleep or passed out. aside from my bf i even confuse myself. i mean... if im alone, not talking to anybody in any way, i am the me i know very well. but... lately, when im with people, im not me. its like im someone else... a someone i dont like very much. last night i realized that.. im normally... a good person... but... lately... for quite a while actually.... i havent been... its like im going back... to how i was... before... and i would rather die than be like that again. something needs to change... and ive been through this before so i know where to start.... its just not as easy to change into good as it is to be not as good. sigh... well i do feel a lil relieved now...
 
chii *smiles, stumbes, falls* gao...
Friday, July 14, 2006
well this week seriously sucks. my bf is in california, im stuck alone with my gramps that hates me, we're running out of the foods i like (so what if im picky), i cant go to my job until my grams is back in several days and therefore cannot be paid, i have to clean the house and do dishes (by hand) every morning, i dont have a drivers liscense so i cant go anywhere (i live on a farm in the middle of nowhere so i cant even walk somewhere unless i walk 10 miles or more to the nearest town, which i cant do cuz of heat and asthma anyway), its way to hot to go outside, im tired of sitting on my butt all day, my head hurts from using the computer too much without my reading glasses, i need to do laundry sometime soon, i have to take a shower sometime tonight, my gramps is complaining bout the net on his computer bein slow when i use the net on this computer, i need to remember to transfer those pics from the floppy to my computer in my room (which doesnt have internet cuz my grandparents are stupid, strict, fat, and ugly - bwahahaha), my hair is short, im getting hungry, i hate summer cuz i like school, i want to go on a vacation somewhere this summer and cant go anywhere, i want to go swimming in the ocean - and cant, my cell wont upload pics for me anymore cuz its dumb, i havent seen any of my friends since summer started except my bf and another friend who i saw ONCE for a brief moment before the movie (we were in a theater) started, i want to lay down and cry, i cant because it makes my head dizzy just to lay down, im bored, and the next strip of megatokyo isnt until monday. gao. ok, i think thats about it for complaints. alot of them isnt there? and yet... somehow... i dont feel crappy as hell... at least in some ways... thats probly because my bf comes back tomorrow, my grams isnt constantly nagging me, summers half over, my cousins arent here to annoy me to death, lack of food is keeping me from constantly eating stuff thats only somewhat good for me, not going outside means not getting tan (im not one of those people that like tanning or being tan-i think it just looks weird), no job means more time for games and anime, doing the dishes by hand is makin my hands SUPER soft, since josh is in cali it doesnt really matter if im out of the house or not, sweeping and mopping around the house is keepin me off my butt, i can put off the laundry til... whenever, if i take a bubble bath instead of a shower tonight it will make me feel relaxed, gramps went outside, pics can wait, no internet on my computer in my room means no viruses, my hair will grow out eventually and looks cute enough right now, im going to go eat something when im done typing all this, if i go upstairs and rewatch chobits while i eat i will feel happy and will no longer be bored. chii. anyhoo... just wishing i could be in my future now...
 
sigh... when will summer end?
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
i know.. summers more than halfway over, but only barely. i really hate summer. i probly wouldnt hate it so much if i wasnt being isolated on the boringest farm in history or if i had a drivers license and money or if i actually got along with my grandparents or if i somehow got to go on a vacation this summer.... but no. theres nothing good about it for me. not even getting to watch anime and play games all day. games are only fun for so long when youre playing the same games by yourself over and over. as for anime... i probly wont be able to get more until december, or longer, so if i watch it all (which ill probly end up doing) then from august til then ill have to rewatch stuff. there wont be anything new. i spose... spending the whole day with my bf could be mistaken for a good thing. a correction: it is NOT!! now, instead of seeing him at school EVERYDAY, i can only see him every other day. also, when we had school, i could go to his house after school about every other day, so as a result, im spending less time with him than before. then the worst part of summer... aside from my bf, i havent seen any of my friends since summer started and havent heard from most of them. the ones i do get to talk to i dont get to talk to very often... probly only 3 or 4 times a week if im lucky. i... just wish school would start. oh yeah.... that reminds me. look forward to millard high graduation 2008... bwahahahahaha!!
 
if i had one wish...
Thursday, July 20, 2006
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if i had only one wish and it could absolutely ANYTHING, i would wish for josh to always be with me. *sigh* i got the idea from oh my goddess of course (the wish for anything part, not the actual wish.) but if ya think about it, it would be so great. if it happened while at his house, then the ultimate force would keep us from leaving holden, id spend the night, ..... well i never really thought bout after that... but itd still be fun, cuz my suteki na bf would be with me. anyhoo... that aside... OMG i love hot topic!!! some of the punk stuff there is actually sweet!! not to mention they have some anime stuffs too!! i love it!!
 
good morning people!!! ...... although it isnt mornin anymore!!
Friday, July 21, 2006
well i slept in til noon o clock today after talking to my bf half the night. its sooooooo depressing that i cant see him today though!! my stupid guardian wont let me see him every day and since were gonna be together all day tomorrow (and i mean from 530 or 6 in the morning to probly late at night) and since we were together on wed., i dont get to see him today and i didnt see him yesterday!! guardians SUCK! well... its also possible they caught on to stuff....heheheh. anyhoo.... i was kinda hopin hed call me by now... but no... not yet. so im guessing he had stuffs he had to do before he could call me today... at least that means i slept through most of it!!
 
The Saturday I Gave to You...
Sunday, July 23, 2006
ok this is about yesterday when i went to warped tour with my bf. it kinda started the night before. for certain reasons i stayed up the whole night. somewhere around 3:45 AM i got out of bed and started gettin ready. 4:50 AM i called josh he was on his way and yelling at chad to get out of the back seat (no its not what you think he put a pillow and stuff back there for me to sleep on the way to slc. we did not do stuff back there he was driving.) anyhoo... he pulls in, carries me to the van cuz i dont have shoes (i was wearin his shirt and pants and later his shoes), and then we went to his house for a few min. we ended up leaving holden at 5:30 am. no i did not sleep on the way up but chad did. we stopped in nephi and got "breakfast" which was doughnuts. it was quiet for a while then i think somwhere around provo we started doin random things. things like... taking pics of people we were passing for no reason. then we got to salt lake city. i think we asked for directions like 5 times cuz josh wouldnt let me get em off the net the night before. and cuz he didnt listen to me or chad when we told him to turn.(although we werent always right...) i swear we kept goin in so many circles. then we finally got there... and when standing in line, realized we didnt have tickets. so me and josh made the mistake of sending the other two to get em while we stood in line. line moved up almost all the way then we just stood on the side waitin for them. they finally come; we go through the security thing and have to wait even more. then we lose those two again when they ditch us cuz they see other friends and go with them. we get in a while later and almost instantly run into people givin out free stuff *ahem*con.doms and then me and josh went lookin for water. i dunno bout him but i was dehydrated.so we got some water and found some shade over by this brick wall and sat down and i drank the whole bottle almost instantly. we rested a lil before we got some ice thingys and then we sat down and ate those. then we kinda wandered around a lil. josh seemed to be having a lot of fun. i wasnt exactly happy to be there but i came just for him so whatever.we got somethin to eat, ran into some of his friends... a lil while later started lookin for chad who disappeared before we got in and who doesnt have a cell phone. after a couple hours we just headed to the car, josh had to carry me, and then chad came. we just left the other person there. then the car wouldnt start and when it did we didnt use the air conditioner so we had the windows rolled down. originally we were gonna go shoppin afterwards but i was passin out and the car problems... so we didnt. i dont really remember much from there to holden... or was it scipio? my memorys kinda fuzzy. anyhoo, stopped at josh's house. we were in his room; chad got on the computer, then after a while josh dissappeared, i went lookin for him, found him outside on the trampoline laying down. i went over by him and mostly just sulked there cuz my face was on fire from sunburn and i had a pritty bad headache. after a lil while we went in and he gave me some medicine and we went downstairs then upstairs and stuff (leave a comment or something if you want to know more bout.."stuff") and then it was like 9 when i was feelin better. so he brought me home, i changed, my family wasnt home, i called, gave my grams the story, and thats pritty much it. normally i would probably call this a really really bad day but for certain reasons it was better than most days. its like in oh my goddess when keichii says we've gone through some tough times (something like that) but i can change them all into fond memories because belldandy was with me. thats how i feel about yesterday... and any day im with josh. so people who dont believe in love can just die!!
 
sulking....
Friday, July 28, 2006
well its been 2 days since my grandma(aka the nazi, lord farquad) has severely limited my time with josh. since that time i have cried quite a lot, stayed up most of the night trying to drown my feelings in anime, and tried to avoid her as much as possible. thanx to the people who raised the average movie time from an hour and a half to two hours plus, i was able to extend my time to 3 hours. still, compared to spending most of the day with him every other day before, it isnt much. i still have not seen other friends all summer. most likely i will not. which means until school starts on the 17 of august, i will be spending most of my time alone. i hate being alone. for me it is the greatest pain there is, and no matter how long ive dealt with it before doesnt change how much it hurts. there is almost a month left of summer, and i will probly spend most of it sulking, crying, or angry. strangely though, i dont really feel sorry for myself... just really pissed that this happened and lonely. i feel like i lost my sparkle.... it has been replaced by smog... josh made me sparkle... loneliness made the smog...
 
this week....
Monday, July 31, 2006
well yesterday josh went to some thing and i wont be able to see him until tuesday or wednesday... most likely wednesday. on top of that, he took his cell but not his charger so i talked to him last night but will be lucky to talk to him today or tomorrow. aside from that, i have no plans for today. tomorrow me, my grandma, and my 7 year old cousin ashlyn are planning on going school shopping. actually, i only plan on buying certain things since i already made plans to go school chopping with josh on aother day... i cant remember what day exactly... probly wednesday. we plan on taking all day if possible when we do go. anyhoo... thursday is unplanned so far, but happens to be two weeks from the day school starts(YAY!!!)friday i have to take the test to get my learners permit.... yeah yeah i should have got it over six months ago when i was in drivers ed... so what im lazy. im goin to try to pass it in less than 10 tries.... i doubt i will... but ill try. its surprising my grandmas forcing me to take this... cuz once i get my license, she cant stop me from goin to see josh everyday... and yet, she forces me to do this... oh well. i really hate driving, but if it gets me away from here, its not too bad. .... .... .... .... .... .... ....
you people that can be with the ones you love all day, everyday.... you have no idea how much i envy you.
 
wednesday, august 7. 2.10 pm
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
good morning! its not really morning anymore, but good morning just the same. today i slept in til noon o clock. i had breakfast, which was actually lunch, and took a nice, long shower. i tried calling josh a few times, failed. got permission to be with him today. got on computer, he called me. then he had to go get his dad or something, and i got on skateboard. i had three messages, no forwards, one comment, and i checked the forums. now here i am, writing this blog. yesterday i went school shopping with my grandma and my cousin ashlyn, who is 7. there was a bad storm though, so we came home early. i think it was around four when we got home, but im not sure. i told josh to call me when he got back, so mostly i spent the afternoon hoping he would call. somewhere around 7 he did. around 7.30 he picked me up, and we went to the park. we didnt do much there, i was wearing a skirt so i couldnt swing like usual. when we headed home it started storming so when we got back we had to wait in the car for the rain to stop. after we finally said goodbye i went in and waited for him to call. he did, but had to go again for a while. so i watched a movie and trimmed and painted my nails (yes, there are no more monster toenails.) it felt weird, probly cuz i havent painted my nails in years. anyhoo, shortly after the movie finished he still hadnt called, so i thought about calling him. and thats when the phone rang. we talked for an hour then he was tired so i told him to get some sleep. and then last night i had some really weird dreams. like really really weird. and the beginning was pretty demented. like the movie saw kind of demented. i wasnt the one getting tortured though it was people i didnt know that probly dont even exsist that were dying in my dream. that stuff went on for a while in my dream then it started changing and josh was there and all this weird stuff started happening. candyland on crack kind of weird this time... although im kinda used to candyland on crack types of dreams its what i usually have. still... even though it was a dream, as soon as josh was there i felt relieved somehow. and i remember... some guy hit on me in the dream, and i got mad at him. then josh showed up and i told him what happened. then i think thats where i woke up. heheheh i think itd be nice to have dreams like that every night. and yes, that does include the demented parts and the candyland on crack parts. the best part was josh being there in my dream. im totally obsessed with him. always have been. always will be.
 
maybe...
Monday, August 07, 2006
hello, whoever reads this. im sorry if i sound a little depressed, im in pain right now. emotional pain. josh sort of ... hung up on me. and turned off his cell phone. i probly wont talk to him until tomorrow, he might sleep in later than he was supposed to, we might not get to go shopping tomorrow, there was a hailstorm today, i dont have enough money to finish my school shopping (probly not even enough to buy the underwear i need), my familys become so poor we cant pay my school fees, i feel like hell, and its the end of the world. well, since im feeling sad/hurt/depressed/lonely right now, i cant really think of anything good to say. especially about today. maybe tomorrow... lets try... okay. MAYBE i will wake up early enough. MAYBE josh will come to my house early. MAYBE we'll end up having enough money to get everything we need. MAYBE i'll find a bra that works for me. MAYBE i'll find panties and stuff that i like. MAYBE i'll find the socks i've been looking for for the last two years. MAYBE we'll be able to see a movie while we're there. MAYBE it won't storm. MAYBE we won't stop smiling all day . MAYBE my grandma will let me stay with him all day. MAYBE ....... maybe... me and josh will go for a whole day without arguin, gettin mad at each other, or makin each other sad. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . it would be nice. just for once... to have a nearly perfect day. just once... is that really too much to ask? sadly.... it is too much. most of those "MAYBE"s will not happen today, and some of them wont ever happen, most especially on the same day. still... i guess it was nice to dream for a few minutes. . . . . .


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51 ThiiNgS MoSt GiiRLs DoNt KnOw aBoUt GuYs
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-
how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

51. Not all guys are a**holes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will have bad luck w/ boys for the next 10 yrs.

---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr u will turn gay in 3 years (HAHA!!!)

51 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys


*btw..guys dont TURN gay..*


Published On: 8/2/2006
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