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My Blog: ice cream j Dub By: Panamaflip14
Published On: 6/11/2007 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: SURVEY.
By: daynuhh

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Smoked Weed
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

Level 2
(x) Had a bf/gf
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted(bad times)
( ) Been Fired

(x) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 3
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House.
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(x) Been Arrested
(x) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 5
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
(x) Been Mosh Pitting

Level 7
( ) Punched a lover
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

Level
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
(x) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Pet A Deer

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

( ) Had/have braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus

( ) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach

Level 19
(x)Crashed A Party
(x)Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" In Class/common room
( ) Swam With Dolphins

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x)Sat on a roof top

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 3 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
( ) Have been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Level 24
(x)Seen a Ghost
( ) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Jail/Visit

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 27
( ) Mooned Someone
(x) Had someone Moon / Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name

Published On: 4/28/2007

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My Blog: survey
By: XxMeHeartsChiodosxX

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar (dont ask)
(x) Smoked Weed...(i dont do that anymore)
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(in a friendly kind od way)
(x) Drank Alcohol

Level 2
(x) Had a bf/gf
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted(bad times)
( ) Been Fired

( ) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 3
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House.
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(x) Been Arrested(stole)
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 5
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking(I hate when that happens)

Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi (eww)
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
(x) Been Mosh Pitting

Level 7
( ) Punched a lover
(x) Taken Pain Killers(when my hair hurts)
(x) Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

Level
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
(x) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake(it was awesome felt bad tho cuz what did it ever do to me)

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood(all the time)
() Pet A Deer

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

( ) Had/have braces
(x ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight(hardcore dancing that is)

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus(that f*ckface didnt write back)

(x) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach

Level 19
(x)Crashed A Party
( )Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (everyday ... sigh)

Level 20
(x ) Worn Pearls
(x ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x ) Screamed "Penis" In Class/common room
( ) Swam With Dolphins

Level 21
( x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
(x ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x)Sat on a roof top

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 3 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x ) Have been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Level 24
( )Seen a Ghost [felt?]
(x) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x ) Gone Streaking
( ) Jail/Visit

Level 25
(x ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video (not yet but just u guys wait)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 27
(x ) Mooned Someone
(x) Had someone Moon / Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name

Published On: 4/27/2007

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My Blog: Sex
By: bobbyjaytaylor

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

Published On: 4/24/2007

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My Blog: f*cking Funny Sex Poems
By: AdamLazzaraLove

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
f*cking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
The Guy Says He loves You
And You Believe Its True
But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell
He Says To Hell With You
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes
gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Published On: 4/23/2007

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My Blog: Taco Bell
By: cetra70

After our church service, we had lunch at Taco Bell. I think I ate 4 tacos...2 soft, 2 crunchy...and they were good...Except that now I'm starting to regret it cuz my stomach is going berserk...but that might be because of the ice cream we bought at Jiffy Treet. Jiffy Treet has really good ice cream (slushies, etc, etc), so next time you pass by it, go try some...

After that, we went home and I went to the computer straight away...So here I am now, typing this...procrastinating...NOT GOOD...bad habit! MUST BREAK!

Well, you can't blame me for not wanting to learn all 42 presidents...but I've had some progress: I mememorized the first 8 in one minute :D Woot!

Okay, gotta get back to studying the presidents...cya!

My list of memorized presidents:

1) George Washington

2) John Adams

3) Thomas Jefferson

4) James Madison

5) James Monroe

6) John Quincy Adams

7) Andrew Jackson

8) Martin Van Buren

9) William Henry Harrison

10) John Tyler

11) James Polk

12) Zachary Taylor

13) Millard Fillmore

14) Franklin Pierce

15) James Buchanan

16) Abraham Lincoln

17) Andrew Johnson

18) Ulysses Grant

19) Rutherford Hayes

20) James Garfield

21) Chester Arthur

22) Grover Cleveland

23) Banjamin Harrison

24) Grover Cleveland

25) William McKinley

26) Theodore Roosevelt

27) Howard Taft

28) Woodrow Wilson

29) Warren Harding

30) Calvin Coolidge

31) Herbert Hoover

32) Franklin Roosevelt

33) Harry Truman

34) Dwight Eisenhower

35) John Kennedy

36) Lyndon Johnson

37) Richard Nixon

38) Gerald Ford

39) Jimmy Carter

40) Ronald Reagan

41) George H.W. Bush

42) Bill Clinton

43) George W. Bush

YAY! I did it! :D That---was---so---annoying! RAWR! Wish me luck on the pre-test...

Published On: 3/25/2007

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my blog: Lets make this Simple
By: black_voodoo

-Stuff u didnt kno about me -

♥
1. I microwave ice cream.
2. I repeat words in my head until they have no meaning.
3. I talk to myself.
4. When I'm home alone, I bounce around the house singing at the top of my lungs in the strangest voices until I get a headache.
5. I dance in my bathroom.
6. I dance regardless. Only in front of the my dogs though.
7. Sometimes I'd rather not talk to people, but just sit with them in silence.
8. When I only know part of a song's lyrics, I make up the rest.
9. I make up words if I forget the real ones. Like nilliate.
10. I sit on my couch watching old disney movies cuddled up in about 3 different blankets while drinking hot chocolate.
11. I have my dog trained to roll over when I snap my fingers and point at him.
12. I play pretend in my head for my favourite books and movies.
13. My Ipod puts me to sleep
14. I always ask, "How is life?" and I realize no one ever responds correctly.
15. I <3 orange juice.
16. I usually stay on the phone till 6 Am.
17. I can tie a cherry stem with my tounge.
18. I sing to myself in the shower.
19. French fries in 1000 Island dressing is so fapping good.
20. I read the book "Everything You wanted to Know About Sex... and More" when I was 7.
21. I Love writing poems, and acttionaly i'm qutie good at it too.
23. I use to put money under my own pillow to make my parents believe the tooth fairy was real.
24. I squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle. Just to piss everyone off.

25. I would eat Arby's for Breakfast,Lunch, & Dinner.

26. Sometimes in the summer or on weekend i wake up at 4 Am just to go joging

♥

I <3 u babe

xoxo Brianne

Published On: 3/21/2007

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My Blog: Stories and Photos from the Scoff Release Party
By: scoff_skateboarding

The party got started a little late and for those of you who didn't know. We were planning on renting out the whole outskirt side of the skatepark and throw our party there. But soon to our dismay, the city told us just 1 week before that we couldn't unless we provided $1000000 proof of liabilty insurance for the event! Come to find out it would cost us average $600 us dollars to do that!

So we went around it. The party had been put off long enough, we weren't going to cancel it. So we held it in the parking lot out of the back of a trunk! haha It was the most ghetto thing we have ever done. With an unbrella sticking out of our trunk giving away free swag and cranking music all day! It wasn't so bad.

We had over 150 skaters show up over the day. Celebrating the new release of the Scoff website, skating, and slapping stickers all over their boards. We were giving away free swag ever hour also! Inlcuding magazines, stickers, shades, gatorade (it was 86 degrees outside), water, key chains, shirts, skatelaces and more!!

We had kids doing all sorts of things like sticker slap the ice cream truck without getting caught!

Then some kids who weren't so sly tryed to slap to many on and got caught by the ice cream man. Not good. After a few hours of handing out all that free swag and chilling with our local scene, we brought out the tv and played videos for a few hrs. It was like kindergarden all over again. All the kids instanly sat down in rows before the telavision in silence as we played all sorts of skate dvds.

Near the end we had an un announced competition. A progressive trick contest off the 8 stair. We had 4 entries. The game goes like this, each person gets 10 tries. You have to do the tricks on the list, after you complete one within the 10 tries you step up and go to a more difficult trick. Here was the list Ollie, 180 (either way), kickflip, heelflip. Matt one of the competing skaters injured his ankle doing the 180 and called out. Andy got stuck on trying to land the 180, he almost got it but his rotations were full. Christian and a kid nicknamede Momo, made it past and both got stuck on the heelflip.

So we changed it up and set up a new list, Treflip and if you got that then you had your pick of either doing a switch kick or a manual to ollie over the stairs. Christian landed the treflip on his 3rd try, Momo got stuck and could get it under his feet. So Christian won!

At the end of the day, everyone was tired and ready to hit the hay. We had a blast and know the people that came did also. If you haven't already make sure to check out the new Scoff website at www.scoffskateboarding.com Its new its fresh, it will keep you up to beat on Scoff Skatebaording and everything about us.

Thanks to the kid with the camrea who took all the photos. We appreciate it!

Published On: 3/19/2007

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my blog: survey
By: black_voodoo

1. First thing you do when u wake up? turn off my alarm
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2. What color is your favorite hoodie? teal
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3. Do you like coffee? yea
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4. How do you get to school? my car
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5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? tired
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6. Whats the last letter of your crush's name? t
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7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? a-i-m
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8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having:i dont remember
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9. Could you eat your favorite food everyday for a month?yeah
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10. What are you craving? ice cream
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11. Do you floss?yea
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12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? looks like lettece
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13. What color do you wear the most? green
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14. How old is your dad? 39
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15. Would you dance with me to the taco song? sure
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16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? yea
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17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick it
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18. Do you use smileys? yea
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19. How many rooms are in your house? 5
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20. Have you ever met a celebrity? no
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21. Do you like cottage cheese? yea
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22. What's the last song you had stuck in your head? Jane Fonda-By mickey avalaon
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23. How many countries have you visited? none
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24. Are your parents strict? she tries but it doesnt work
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25. Would you go sky diving? yeah
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26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? no
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27. Would you throw potatoes at him?idk
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28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?no
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29. Have you ever tried to get inside the refrigerator? why would i do that
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30. Do you rent movies often?yeah when im bored
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31. Who sits in front of you in math class? jake
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33. What state are you from? Illinois
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34. Can you count backwards from 74?
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35. Where were you Friday night?Club Illusion
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36. Brown or white eggs? white
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37. Like rap music? yep
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38. Ever taken a train?yep
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39. Ever had a threesome? not that i know of
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40. Do you know who Skye Sweetnam is? no
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Published On: 2/3/2007

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My Blog: hmmm
By: Fl1pXSk8tr

Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE THIS MORNING?
A: nothing i was too tired to care

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: at school

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: missing someone

Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: OK!

Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: 5

Q: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW?
A: grounded at home for something stupid

Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: me and my friend have one...

Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: who wants to know O.o

Q: DO YOU CALL PEOPLE MONKEYS?
A: why would i do that

Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: blue

Q: WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
A: backyard

Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: hmm abercrombie shirt

Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: money

Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: brown

Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: pockets

Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: was warm now its cold

Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: Vanilla

Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: few months ago

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: yea

Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: i guess

Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A: yep

Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: unfortunatly

Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: definatly

Q: NAME SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER A:
A: allison

Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: yes

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: chinese food

Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: duh

Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: no

Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: no

Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: if i find the right girl

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: today

Q: DO YOU THINK THE LAST PERSON WHO SAID IT TO YOU OR BACK TO YOU MEANT IT?
A: yep

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?
A: someone doing something stupid on accident

Q: HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT IN THE BED OF AN OPPOSITE SEX?
A: umm...

Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: yep

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: sometimes

Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: oh yea

Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY DEPRESSED?
A: depends what i would be depressed about

Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: i doubt it but i hope

Published On: 1/30/2007

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My Blog: me
By: cold_hearted_bitch

I want a boy...
A nice and bad boy.
A boy who has shaggy hair and lets me play with it.
He'll tell me we're like Corey and Topanga.
He'll give me his favorite sweatshirt.
He'll stay home with me and watch Disney Movies.
And he'll tell me he loves it even though he doesn't,
and the only person he would ever watch it with would be me.
He'll call me at 3am and ask me what i'm doing.
He'll tell me he couldn't fall asleep because he was thinking about me, and he needed to hear my voice.
He'll text me every morning before school saying "Have a great day, babe I love you!".
And he always whispers something sweet in my ear.
He'll take me to a concert to see his favorite band.
And he wont get embarrassed to tell me he loves me in front of his friends.
When I cry he'll tell me I'm too beautiful to and he'll kiss every tear.
He'll always make me feel better because he knows the perfect things to say to me.
All of his friends will know we're in love because he'll talk about me to them.
He'll stay up with me all night when im sick.
When we're walking together he'll stop and pick up a flower and put it behind my ear.
He'll love everything about me and tell me that I'm perfect.
We always end up laughing about silly fights.
We wont get mad for making fun of each other because we crack up at every bit of it.
Even if we're a million years old, butterflies crazy inside of me ... Every time he kisses me.
He'll tell me he'd die without me.
He'll surprise me by bringing me over my favorite food when I'm having a bad day.
He would think I was beautiful if I dressed so crappy it was classy.
When we go out for ice cream, he'll put some on my nose
then I'll put some all over his face.
And we just never stop laughing.
he wouldnt be scared to cry in front of me and would hold me when i cry
he'll introduce me to his friends as the coolest girl he's ever met
He'll buy me jewelry and bouncy balls from vending machines.
We would have contests of how far we could spit our gum, or how far we could jump off a swing.
He'll take walks with me in the snow, and we'll catch snowflakes on our tongues
He doesn't even like snow, but I love it.
He would grab my waist and kiss my neck.
And we'd always take pictures in photo booths.
He'll let me go places with his mom.
We would play tag and not care whos watching.
We'd kiss in the rain.
And when I hear him speak, I'll fall in love all over again.
I want a boy who can argue over stupid things with me,
and than go totally soft when I got sad and apologize.
I want someone who would lay with me outside under the stars.
Someone who will squirt me with water guns in the house
When we kissed our hips would be pressed together.
I want someone to be there no matter what ... always and forever
Perfect. I'll be his everything. And he'll be even more to me. He will love me for always

Published On: 1/16/2007

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my blog: Surveyyyy
By: black_voodoo

Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE THIS MORNING?
A: idk

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: sleeping

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: looking at clothes

Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: leave me alone

Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: 3

Q: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW?
A: being grounded

Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: no

Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: only for scot with 1 T

Q: DO YOU CALL PEOPLE MONKEYS?
A: no

Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: green

Q: WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
A: my pool

Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: a shirt

Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: money

Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: white

Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: in my wallet

Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: cold

Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: chocolate

Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: when i was like 5

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: no

Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: yeah

Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A: yeah

Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: yeah

Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: yeah

Q: NAME SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER A:
A: allie

Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: yes

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: pizza

Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: yeah

Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: no

Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: no

Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: yeah i think
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: idk

Q: DO YOU THINK THE LAST PERSON WHO SAID IT TO YOU OR BACK TO YOU MEANT IT?
A: i gues

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?
A:Alex tickling me

Q: HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT IN THE BED OF AN OPPOSITE SEX?
A: yes

Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: yes

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: kinda

Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: yes

Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY DEPRESSED?
A: no

Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: i hope so

Published On: 1/13/2007

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My Blog: How To Make love
By: Dontresist

Published On: 1/10/2007

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my blog: SURVEY...
By: black_voodoo

About You Survey.

Info.
People call me: brianne
I was born on: aug 7th
Eye color: dark blue
Hair Color: blonde.
Righty or Lefty: righty.
Zodiac Sign: leo
Innie or Outtie: Innie.
Single or Taken: Single.

Favorite.
Band: No favorite.
Color: purple
TV Show: Rob&Big.
Song: idk
Subject in School: dont have one
Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate

WhatIs...
Your most overused phrase on instant messaging: idk
The last image/thought before you go to sleep: idk
Your best feature: You decide.
Your bedtime: I try to get to bed before 12 on weekday but if its a weekend i dont get 2 bed till 3 or 4 am
Your greatest fear: Being alone.
Your greatest accomplishment: N/A.
Your most missed memory: homecoming

Do You Prefer:
Pepsi or coke: Coca-Cola, the classic.
Adidas or Nike: Both.
Dogs or cats: Dogs.
Being Single or taken: Taken.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both.
One pillow or two: Three, not stacked.
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Hot Chocolate or coffee: A Frappachino.

DoYou:
Take a shower everyday: Yea.
Like to cuddle: of course
Want to go to college: Yes.
Want to get married: Yeah.
Believe in yourself: Yeah.
Drink: yes
Drugs: No.
Smoke: No.
Have any tattoos: yes 3
Have any piercings:yes 6
Get motion sickness: No.
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: hell no
Like thunderstorms: no ,they scare me :(

The Future.
Age you hope to be married: 25.
Where do you see yourself at age 20: In College.
Descibe your Dream Wedding: Huge ceremony, large reception on the beach .
How do you want to die: With someone I love.
Future career: Undecided.
Where would you most like to visit: Italy, Spain.

Opposite Sex.
Eye color: i perfer brown cause brown eyes are so dreamy lol
Hair color: Idon'tcare.
Height: Taller than me, or my height which is 5' 3"
Weight: Normal, as in not fat, and not anorexicly skinny.
Best clothing style: watever they wanna wear.

Who was the last person you...
Hugged: alex.
Kissed: Idk.
Talked to online: Scot with 1 T <3 u :) .
Yelled at: Mom.
Held hands with: idk.

Published On: 1/8/2007

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My Blog: My favorite song(right now)
By: lalygager

Whit and nerdy- Weird Al

They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinkin' I'm so

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D

M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days

Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)

At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas

Although it's apparent I'm too

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics

You know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect them

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a homepage for my dog, yo

I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and

Whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and glee club

And even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so

White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas

But oh well, it's obvious I'm

White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy

Published On: 11/10/2006

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My Blog: CHAiiN HANG LOW FULL- DAT BOii JiIBBS
By: SHORTi33_CAK3

[Kids]

Beasta!

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

[Jibbs]

[Hook]

Is that your chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang

How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain

You know the name!

Is that your chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang

How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain

Im off the chain!

[Verse 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Im hot kid

Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it
And it's funny cause you could never stop it

A bunch of rocks on my hand n I aint even on the block yet
Show em white gold sorta hold em like my tims

And a chain hang 24 inches like the rims

Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp

So wehn I like hit the ice

It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims)

My chain hang

All it do is blang blang

Have blue, have red

Like my diamonds gang bang

And dont even think

We on the same thing

Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came

[Chorus]

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

[Verse 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Im so icy (do yo chain)

My trunk so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain)

Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain)

Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain)

Like game B

Is nothing

Diamonds is nothing to me

(do yo chain) Especially when Im dressing up

Is just a button to me

Bling! (could you thro it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth

Cause they color coordinated

Complimentin the teeth

Oh bra (boy) dats!

So check out my swag

Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag

Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful

N see I got that nice screen

My money spend on jewels

I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain)

My music give you black eye

Cuz of the beating

They think I am a mutant

The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain)

I stay when n sometime u call it cheating

Yeah, my boys always around

Like is a mee-ting

Is that your (do yo chain) chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)

How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)

You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Is that your chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)

How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)

Im off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

Published On: 9/16/2006

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My Blog: suicide
By: honeysweet2729

Before you make that first cut, remember--
You will find the blood and pain release addictive.
Even though you think you can make a few tiny cuts that aren't deep and will heal easily--
They will get deeper.
They will scar.
They will take sometimes months to heal.
And years for the scars to fade.
If you think you can limit the cutting to one area of your body think again.
It will spread when you run out of skin.
Be prepared to withdraw from others and live in a constant state of shame.
Even if you are the most honest person ever to live--
You will find yourself lying to the people you love.
You will jerk back from your friends when they touch you as if their hands were dipped in poison.
You will be terrified that they will feel something under the cloth of your shirt or because it just plain hurts so much to be touched.
Be prepared to get so out of control you fear your next cut because you don't know how bad it will be.
Just wait for 10 cuts to turn into 100.
Be prepared for your entire life to revolve around thinking about cutting--
Cutting and covering up cutting.
And just wait till that first time you cut "too deep."
And you freak out because the blood won't stop...
And you are gasping...
And you feel yourself shaking all over.
You are having a panic attack and you are terrified but you can`t tell anyone.
So you sit there alone...
Praying it will be okay--
Swearing you'll never let it go this far again...
But you will, and further....
Don't worry, you will learn how to take care of your cuts so that you can go deeper and deeper and avoid the ER.
And the better you get at treating your cuts,
The deeper they get.
You will lie to yourself and justify it when you find youself spending 20, 30, or 50 dollars every time you go the pharmacy.
You will feel the flutter of your heartbeat everytime you go to the counter to ring up your order.
Butterfly strips--
3 or 4 different kinds of dressings...
Betadine...
Antibiotic cream...
Medical tape...
Scar reducers...
You will tap your foot impatiently hoping the line will just move and noone will stare at you or wonder why you need all these things.
And at the same time secretly hope someone will notice--
Someone who is standing in line with an armful of the same supplies.
Someone who understands--
But of course that never happens.
Medical supplies won't be the only thing you spend all your money on.
Be prepared to buy a new wardrobe--
Longsleeve shirts in summer colors, bracelets, wristbands, boots...
The list goes on and on.
You will start looking at everyone in a different way.
Scanning their bodies for any signs of SI.
Just hoping that you might meet someone like you so you don't feel so terribly alone.
You wont even think about it,
As your eyes scan their wrists arms.
Hoping, just hoping they will be like you.
But they are not.
You will see their clean arms and feel terribly ashamed and alone.
You will start doing a lot of things alone.
You will always have to wash your laundry in private so no one sees the blood stains on your clothes and towels.
You will always be cleaning up the blood.
Scrubbing your bathroom floor.
Wiping the blood off your keyboard.
You won't be able to make it through a day without cutting.
Next thing you know you are in a public bathroom somewhere breaking open a scab with a sewing needle that you keep in your wallet for emergencies.
When you get really desperate,
Anything will be a cutting tool...
Scissors...a car key...a needle...a paperclip...even a pen.
Doesn't matter what it is if you need to cut bad enough you will find something.
Say goodbye to things you took for granted.
Like wearing shorts or sandals...pedicures...sleeveless tops.
A normal summer day at the beach or in a swimming pool will become a far off memory for you.
Get ready to itch.
Because you will itch and itch.
So much you will look like you have fleas or a skin disease.
You will become an expert on your body as you destroy it carefully.
You will dream about cutting.
You will dream about being exposed.
It will haunt you day and night and take over your life.
You will wish you never made that first cut because while you absolutely hate cutting--
At the same time you love it and can not live without it...

thats soo true ...

Published On: 9/5/2006

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News: The Chef Raekwon - Zoo York's Am Getting Laid after Party - ticket on sale now
By: AmGettingPaid

For immediate release

August 15th, 2006 The "Zoo York’s Am Getting Paid" skateboard contest is proud to announce the Chef Raekwon from New York's legendary WU TANG CLAN has just been confirmed as the main act for the infamous "Am Getting Laid" after party. "The Wu Tang clan has such a strong attachment in the skateboard world and countless tracks are featured in so many skateboard videos” explains contest promoter, Alex Bastide.

"Never appearing in Montreal, it was a no brainer for this legendary MC to play our after-party. Also recently added to the Saturday night lineup, Montreal's up and coming mash-up DJ's,Team Canada.

Born in Staten Island, NY, and raised in the park hill projects, Raekwon is presently one of the most popular Wu-Tang Clan members in the game. Raekwon may not have achieved the solo stardom of his fellow Wu-Tang Clan mates Method Man or Ol' Dirty Bastard, but along with Genius/GZA and frequent partner Ghostface Killah, he's done some of the most inventive, critically acclaimed work outside the confines of the group. Also nicknamed the Chef (because he's "cookin' up some marvelous sh*t to get your mouth watering"), Raekwon joined the Staten Island, NY-based Wu-Tang collective in the early '90s and played an important role on their groundbreaking late-1993 debut album, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers).

Following his 1994 debut single, "Heaven and Hell," his own solo debut, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, appeared in 1995; while it didn't sell on the level of Method Man's Tical, singles like "Ice Cream" and "Criminology" earned him a strong reputation in the hip-hop underground. Moreover, the album received near-unanimous critical praise for its evocative, image-rich storytelling and cinematic Mafia obsession.

The " Zoo York’s Am Getting Paid" is an international skateboard contest in its 3rd year running. Held on September 22nd through the 24th, this years total purse is at a whopping $15,000 USD. This years contest is scheduled to be the biggest Eastern amateur contest to date with over 200 riders participating from around the world.

The " Zoo York’s Am Getting Laid" after-party is on Saturday, September 23rd, doors open at 10pm.

This will be a weekend not to miss!

The tickets are available at: Underworld, Off the Hook, Universe, Empire, South Parc, Juste pour Rire, Clubzone.com and Admission

$25 in advance

Sincerely yours

Alex Bastide

alexbastide27@underworld-shop.com

Cell. 778-772-1448

www.amgettingpaid.com
International amateur skateboard contest

Here’s the schedule on the event:

Registration are now accepted at: www.amgettingpaid.com

Zoo York's AM Getting Paid is now in its third year and still focuses on showcasing the very best in skateboarding on a scale no other amateur event can offer. This pro free event will happen again September 22nd to 24th 2006 at South Parc in Montreal (Quebec). This year’s prize purse is the biggest ever, reaching a whopping $15 000 U.S. dollars!

This event is brought to you by Zoo York and Underworld skate shop, presented by ÉS footwear, Solo Mobile, SBC skateboard magazine, and Blind skateboards.

In collaboration with Von Zipper eyewear, Vestal watches, Independent Truck CO, Puzzle video, Expose magazine, Momentum wheels, Dakine backpack, South-Parc, Pro-Tec helmets and protection, New Era, 411 video, Diamond hardware and Transworld Skateboarding.

For three action packed days, we will bring together some of the hottest international amateur skateboarding talents under one roof.

Event main sponsor Solo Mobile will present the Best Trick Contest. "The Best Trick is one of the most exciting parts of the contest and gives skaters a last chance to get some of the $3000USD reserved for this overtime period. The cash will be handed out by the event promoter for every single banger that goes down.

Zoo York's Am Getting Paid is returns to South Parc for this year’s contest. We want to give a big thank you to Dan Cordeiro and Dan Vezina for all the help in organization so far and the awesome street course design they have planned.

South Parc is located at 8100 Taschereau.
For more information call 450-672-4884 or visit www.south-parc.com

Zoo York AM Getting Paid's registration fee is $100 CND which includes entry for the contest and best trick contest, a 1 year subscription to Transworld magazine and a for the first 100 pre-registered riders a Dakine backpack.

More info will be posted on the website regarding all the After Party and the Video Premiere of Yesterday’s Future Friday September 22^nd.

Also stay tuned for all the details for this year's Zoo York's Am Getting Laid after party, Saturday September 23rd. It is going to be nuts!

“The contest is the weekend before the "West 49 Open" in Toronto. This is a great opportunity for skate companies to come into Eastern Canada and promote their pro and amateur teams simultaneously. There is opportunity to organize demos and/or in store signings in between the two contests in different cities. Or you can simply get footage and film for your upcoming videos. Montreal and Toronto definitely have some of the best street spots in North America,

The Zoo York's AM Getting Paid contest is meant to support and stimulate the growth of future professional skateboarders as well as promote the skateboard industry.

Last year's Zoo York AM Getting Paid DVD is available! Contact us to get a copy www.amgettingpaid.com

We hope to see you there.

Peace out

www.underworld-shop.com Online Skate Shop

www.amgettingpaid.com International amateur skateboard contest

www.underattacktour.com Follow the tour online

Published On: 8/23/2006

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My Blog: this is me By: little_tat
well this is me and ma gang and were called the G.S.E weather u like it or not and if u mess wit me or ma family or the G.S.E we will hunt u down and beat u so bad u will feel in a weeks time ok cya i am the 1 wid the creame jacket on k and the rest is the gang the G.S.E k im out cya laterz AND PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENTS Published On: 8/22/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: random
By: aLwAyS_wAsTeD

hmmm...... i feel like writing a blog but i have nothing really to write about....

how come when sheep r in the rain they dont shrink?? i mean rn't they're furs or coats or wutever cotton? doesnt cotton shrink when you wash it or get it wet? i kno most of cotton my shirts do....

oOo.... the other day i tried skateboarding again, i didnt eat shi*t this time, i was so proud of myself!

my doggie found a girlfriend and knocked her up, and she wont leave. so now i am gunna have all these little puppies runing around my house, im soooo not looking forward to cleaning up they're lil shi*ts!!!

i want chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream right now... i think i'll go to the store and get some. haha damn im lame.

laters

Published On: 8/14/2006

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