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News,Events,Contest & Video Premieres: BESTTRICK - KING OF S.K.A.T.E
By: NovaScotiaSkaters





YOU ARE READY!

Start 12. Mai 2008




BESTTRICK.COM skateboard

Playboard Magazin
King of S.K.A.T.E
The first online S.K.A.T.E.-event everybody can enter.

Redo a trick of Mizurov & Co. every week and upload it as a video.

Weekly prizes for the best redone trick - judged by an active voting.

2.500 EUR cash + an exclusive Interview in the Titus Magalog for the King of S.K.A.T.E!


Start 12. Mai 2008


How it works:


  1. A new trick, that must be redone, is presented by a top skater every Monday.
  2. You have seven days to redo, film, and upload the trick on www.king-of-skate.com. An upload countdown on www.king-of-skate.com will announce the time left.
  3. All tricks must be done on flat ground!
  4. If you land the trick, you are moving on to next round.
  5. As soon as you don't upload the trick within seven days, the trick is not clearly visible or not landed properly (hand or foot touches the ground, no clean rolling away), you will recieve a letter.
  6. If that happens to you five times and you complete the word S.K.A.T.E., you are out of the race.
  7. To become the King of S.K.A.T.E, you have to survive the whole starter field and be the last competitor left.
  8. You can enter the competition until the fifth week, but you will get a letter for every so far completed trick. If you enter in the third week, there will already be two completed tricks. Therefore you recieve the letters S and K, but you still have the chance to become the King of S.K.A.T.E. and win 2.500,- EUR cash + an exclusive interview in the Titus Magalog.
  9. The weekly prize is yours, when you get the highest rating for your landed trick after the upload closure on Sunday evening. Furthermore you will be mentioned as winner of the week in the playboard.de news.
  10. The landad tricks can be rated without exception by all registered BESTTRICK-users. Independent of the fact if they are entering the competition or not.
  11. The voting for the tricks ends with the upload-closure. To increase your chance of many votes and a high rating, you should upload your trick as soon as possible every week.
  12. For the competition entry you need an own BESTTRICK-Account.
  13. All uploaded tricks must be done by you in person.
  14. Already uploaded tricks on BESTTRICK are not accepted. You should redo and not present the tricks.
  15. The decision if a trick is landed or not is exclusively made by our unbiased judges. Their judgement is correct and final.
  16. If you are violating these rules, you are excluded from the competition.


Published On: 4/19/2008
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Vaughn Whynot's Blog: BESTTRICK - KING OF S.K.A.T.E
By: Mr.Whynot





YOU ARE READY!

Start 12. Mai 2008




BESTTRICK.COM skateboard

Playboard Magazin
King of S.K.A.T.E
The first online S.K.A.T.E.-event everybody can enter.

Redo a trick of Mizurov & Co. every week and upload it as a video.

Weekly prizes for the best redone trick - judged by an active voting.

2.500 EUR cash + an exclusive Interview in the Titus Magalog for the King of S.K.A.T.E!


Start 12. Mai 2008


How it works:


  1. A new trick, that must be redone, is presented by a top skater every Monday.
  2. You have seven days to redo, film, and upload the trick on www.king-of-skate.com. An upload countdown on www.king-of-skate.com will announce the time left.
  3. All tricks must be done on flat ground!
  4. If you land the trick, you are moving on to next round.
  5. As soon as you don't upload the trick within seven days, the trick is not clearly visible or not landed properly (hand or foot touches the ground, no clean rolling away), you will recieve a letter.
  6. If that happens to you five times and you complete the word S.K.A.T.E., you are out of the race.
  7. To become the King of S.K.A.T.E, you have to survive the whole starter field and be the last competitor left.
  8. You can enter the competition until the fifth week, but you will get a letter for every so far completed trick. If you enter in the third week, there will already be two completed tricks. Therefore you recieve the letters S and K, but you still have the chance to become the King of S.K.A.T.E. and win 2.500,- EUR cash + an exclusive interview in the Titus Magalog.
  9. The weekly prize is yours, when you get the highest rating for your landed trick after the upload closure on Sunday evening. Furthermore you will be mentioned as winner of the week in the playboard.de news.
  10. The landad tricks can be rated without exception by all registered BESTTRICK-users. Independent of the fact if they are entering the competition or not.
  11. The voting for the tricks ends with the upload-closure. To increase your chance of many votes and a high rating, you should upload your trick as soon as possible every week.
  12. For the competition entry you need an own BESTTRICK-Account.
  13. All uploaded tricks must be done by you in person.
  14. Already uploaded tricks on BESTTRICK are not accepted. You should redo and not present the tricks.
  15. The decision if a trick is landed or not is exclusively made by our unbiased judges. Their judgement is correct and final.
  16. If you are violating these rules, you are excluded from the competition.


Published On: 4/19/2008
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Staring at the one star
That fills the night sky.
My troubles turn to ashes
And blow away.
Sitting on the rooftops,
Laying in the fields,
Looking out my window,
You’re the only star I see.
The only star I reach for.
The only star I want.
You're the star I need.



Published On: 2/14/2008
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In the spring of 2004, Whistler/Blackcomb was gracious enough to offer the use of a dedicated space in the then newly constructed Creekside Underground Parking structure. Since that time, much hard work as well as over $10,000 have gone into the creation and maintenance of a small skateboard park. Although the ramp has seen phenomenal use, and has been recognized as one of the best things to happen off-mountain to this town in recent history, the actions of some are ruining it for all. A small group of people have not been treating the space with any respect, leaving garbage all over, vandalism, making unnecessary graffiti markings (we allow proper graffiti art, not “tags”) as well as, disgustingly enough, urinating in the underground area. Now because of these people’s actions, W/B is forced with the very difficult decision of having to possibly close the park due to the never-ending costs of cleaning up after us.

 

Hopefully it is not too late and are optimistic that if the community steps up this week by committing to reform the way we have been acting, then possibly we will be allowed to keep this park.

 

At this point we must make one thing clear. Whistler/Blackcomb is the good guy here. They gave us the space, gave us two years to prove we can use it responsibly and now because of the actions of the skateboard community as a whole, they might have to close it down because of the insane amount of money they have been spending to keep it clean and safe.

 

Next Friday, November 9th, all the people involved in the Creekside Skatepark from the Whistler/Blackcomb side will be meeting to decide whether to continue to support the project or close it down all together. We are hoping that enough of the skateboard community will make their voices heard as to affect their decision.

 

Quite Simply, our actions this week will decide the future of the Creekside Underground Skatepark. If you want to see it kept alive then it is up to you to get off the couch and spread the word. One thing you can do is to write a letter to the editor of one of the local papers. We are hoping that next Thursday’s paper will be filled with letters of support (you must get your letter in by Tuesday to be included in that weeks paper). Explain why you think the park should be kept alive, how it has changed your experience of living in Whistler. Don’t forget to mention how much of a valuable community resource it is. Below you will find some key contact info

 

Pique Editor: Editor(at)piquenewsmagazine.com or go to their website and follow the link

 

Question Editor: general(at)whistlerquestion.com (put Letter to the Editor in the subject     field)



Published On: 11/5/2007
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http://www.skate4cancer.com/

The Cure Is Knowledge Tour (Canada)
With Mugshot & Matthew Johnston

Jun 5 Travelodge/El Rancho Lethbridge, Alberta
Jun 6 Habitat Kelowna, British Columbia
Jun 8 Garfinkels (19+) Whistler, British Columbia

PRE-SHOW FOR THE WHISTLER EVENT!!!
Come out and skate before the S4C show at Garf's in WHISTLER, BC.  
Where: Whistler Skatepark (if it's raining we will be moving to the Creekside underground park)  
When: 6:00 pm
-Show your support for the S4C Tour-


June 9 The Sweatshop Skate Parkf Vancouver, British Columbia

Skate4Cancer In Hollywood California

June 11 The Knitting Factory
with Tim Pagnotta from Sugarcult (acoustic)
Stephen Ziccone from Almost May (acoustic)
The Dear & Departed
Sink To See

June 25th In OC .California
With Alexisonfire .Saosin, The Dear & Departed & More

Skate4Cancer On Warped Tour
With The Cure Is Knowledge.
Come Hang Out With Me And Learn About Cancer Prevention.

06/29 Pomona Fairgrounds Pomona, CA
06/30 Seaside Park Ventura, CA
07/01 Shoreline Amphitheatre Mountain View, CA
07/03 Thunderbird Stadium at UBC Vancouver, BC
07/05 Race City Speedway Calgary, AB
07/07 Utah State Fairpark Salt Lake City, UT
07/08 Invesco Field at Mile High Denver, CO
07/11 Cricket Pavilion Phoenix, AZ
07/12 NMSU Practice Field Las Cruces, NM
07/13 Amphitheater Lot San Antonio, TX
07/14 Smirnoff Centre Dallas, TX
07/15 Reliant Center Houston, TX
07/18 HiFi Buys Amphitheatre Atlanta, GA
07/19 Reynolds Park Yatch Center Jacksonville, FL
07/20 Vinoy Park St. Petersburg, FL
07/21 Bicentennial Park Miami, FL
07/22 Tinker Field Orlando, FL
07/23 Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Charlotte, NC
07/24 Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Virginia Beach, VA
07/25 Merriweather Post Pavillion Washington, DC
07/26 Montage Mountain Amphitheatre Scranton, PA
07/27 Comerica Park and Street Detroit, MI
07/28 First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre Chicago, IL
07/29 Metrodome Parking Lot Minneapolis, MN
07/31 Marcus Amphitheatre Milwaukee, WI
08/01 Riverbend Music Center Cincinnati, OH
08/02 Tower City Amphitheater Cleveland, OH
08/03 Tweeter Center at the Waterfront Philadelphia, PA
08/04 Nassau Coliseum New York, NY
08/05 Raceway Park Englishtown, NJ
08/07 Verizon Wireless Music Center Indianapolis, IN
08/08 Post Gazette Pavilion Pittsburgh, PA
08/09 Tweeter Center Boston, MA
08/10 Darien Lakes Fields Buffalo, NY
08/11 Park Place Barrie, ON
08/12 Parc Jean-Drapeau Montreal, QC
08/14 Verizon Wireless Amphitheater St. Louis, MO
08/15 Verizon Wireless Amphitheater Kansas City, KS
08/17 Idaho Center Boise, ID
08/18 The Gorge Amphitheatre Seattle, WA
08/19 Columbia Meadows Portland, OR
08/22 Selland Arena Fresno, CA
08/23 Sleep Train Amphitheater Sacramento, CA
08/24 Coors Amphitheatre San Diego, CA
08 The Cure Is Knowledge Tour (Canada)
With Mugshot & Matthew Johnston

Jun 5 Travelodge/El Rancho Lethbridge, Alberta
Jun 6 Habitat Kelowna, British Columbia
Jun 7 Garfinkels (19+) Whistler, British Columbia
June 9 The Sweatshop Skate Parkf Vancouver, British Columbia

Skate4Cancer In Hollwood California

June 11 The Knitting Factory
with Tim Pagnotta from Sugarcult (acoustic)
Stephen Ziccone from Almost May (acoustic)
The Dear & Departed
Sink To See

June 25th In OC .California
With Alexisonfire .Saosin, The Dear & Departed & More

Skate4Cancer On Warped Tour
With The Cure Is Knowledge.
Come Hang Out With Me And Learn About Cancer Prevention.

06/29 Pomona Fairgrounds Pomona, CA
06/30 Seaside Park Ventura, CA
07/01 Shoreline Amphitheatre Mountain View, CA
07/03 Thunderbird Stadium at UBC Vancouver, BC
07/05 Race City Speedway Calgary, AB
07/07 Utah State Fairpark Salt Lake City, UT
07/08 Invesco Field at Mile High Denver, CO
07/11 Cricket Pavilion Phoenix, AZ
07/12 NMSU Practice Field Las Cruces, NM
07/13 Amphitheater Lot San Antonio, TX
07/14 Smirnoff Centre Dallas, TX
07/15 Reliant Center Houston, TX
07/18 HiFi Buys Amphitheatre Atlanta, GA
07/19 Reynolds Park Yatch Center Jacksonville, FL
07/20 Vinoy Park St. Petersburg, FL
07/21 Bicentennial Park Miami, FL
07/22 Tinker Field Orlando, FL
07/23 Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Charlotte, NC
07/24 Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Virginia Beach, VA
07/25 Merriweather Post Pavillion Washington, DC
07/26 Montage Mountain Amphitheatre Scranton, PA
07/27 Comerica Park and Street Detroit, MI
07/28 First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre Chicago, IL
07/29 Metrodome Parking Lot Minneapolis, MN
07/31 Marcus Amphitheatre Milwaukee, WI
08/01 Riverbend Music Center Cincinnati, OH
08/02 Tower City Amphitheater Cleveland, OH
08/03 Tweeter Center at the Waterfront Philadelphia, PA
08/04 Nassau Coliseum New York, NY
08/05 Raceway Park Englishtown, NJ
08/07 Verizon Wireless Music Center Indianapolis, IN
08/08 Post Gazette Pavilion Pittsburgh, PA
08/09 Tweeter Center Boston, MA
08/10 Darien Lakes Fields Buffalo, NY
08/11 Park Place Barrie, ON
08/12 Parc Jean-Drapeau Montreal, QC
08/14 Verizon Wireless Amphitheater St. Louis, MO
08/15 Verizon Wireless Amphitheater Kansas City, KS
08/17 Idaho Center Boise, ID
08/18 The Gorge Amphitheatre Seattle, WA
08/19 Columbia Meadows Portland, OR
08/22 Selland Arena Fresno, CA
08/23 Sleep Train Amphitheater Sacramento, CA
08/24 Coors Amphitheatre San Diego, CA


Published On: 6/5/2007
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One 16 year-old boy Michael, and a 16 year-old girlfriend, Sarah, fell deeply in love since the very first day they met. They both lived in California but the girl had just moved there a year ago but fell for him so fast. Michael played on her dad's football team. He was the best player on the team and her dad saw him as a son of his own. Sarah was a cheerleader on the team and had everything she ever wanted. Until one day... her life crashed. Mom: Wake up honey. Michael's downstairs waiting for you. Sarah: Oh my gosh. I woke up too late! I still need a shower and everything! Right when she said that Michael walked into her room smiling from ear to ear. Michael: No baby. You're beautiful just like that- now come on, I'm starving. Sarah: Okay.
Sarah got out of bed, put on some clothes, took his hand, and walked out the door to his car and got in. Sarah: Where are we going? Remember that I have to be home by 1. I have cheerleading practice and you have football. Michael: I know.. Then Sarah noticed that Michael was really pale-looking. Sarah: Michael are you feeling okay? You look like you're sick.. Michael: Yeah; it's just my allergies. Sarah: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctor yet? Michael: Yeah.. I went yesterday. They just said to take some allergy pills and that I'll be okay. Sarah turned to look away from Michael. She knew there was something wrong. She has allergies and she doesn't look like that.
Then he reached out and held her hand. Sarah: Michael your hands are so cold. I dont think you're okay tell me what's really wrong.. do we need to go back to the house? Michael: I promise you baby; everything is okay.. they told me to go back tomorrow but I'm not going because there's nothing wrong with me. Sarah: Michael you need to go! If they told you to then there is something wrong! Michael let go of her hand and turned back to the road and didn't talk to her the rest of the way. Sarah just looked at him. They finally pullled up to the resturaunt and ate breakfast. Michael: Did you bring your cheerleading stuff or do we have to go back to your house to get it?
Sarah: I have it.. do you really think you should go to football practice like that? Michael: Yes Sarah. I'm fine. Sarah: If you say so.. Michael: Sarah, baby, would I lie to you? Sarah: No... They got back in the car and went to the field.They got out and started practice. Sarah was practicing a new cheer, but then out of no where she heard a boy yell, "HE'S NOT MOVING SOMEONE CALL 911! HELP COACH!" Right when she heard that she turned around and saw Michael on the ground just laying there, not moving.
She ran to him but her dad pushed her back. Dad: No honey. You shouldn't be right here. Sarah started to cry. Sarah: Daddy. What happened? Is he okay? Dad: Honey. Please just go back with your coach. Sarah walked back and sat on the bench with her head in her hands while an ambulance came and took him away. She got in the car with her dad and they went to the hospital. When they got there his mom was already there and talking to the doctor. They walked over and listened... Doctor: You may want to sit down for this.Michaels Mom: Is he okay? Doctor: Ma'am.. your son has lukiemia. We can put him on treatments, but he might not make it because the cancer has already spread too much. Sarah was shocked and began to cry on here dads shoulder. Michaels Mom: Treatments? Doctor: Well the treatments would cause hair loss... but it will help slow the cancer down. Michaels Mom: But he's certain to die? Doctor: Yes.. but we have had this surgery to clear out the clogs.. but it's possible that he will not make it. Michaels Mom: I will have to talk to him about this. Can we see him now? Doctor: Yes. One at a time though. Michaels mom looked over at Sarah and hugged her tight she knew that Sarah loved him with all her heart. Michaels Mom: You go first sweetheart. Sarah: Are you sure? Michael's Mom: Yes honey. Sarah walked slowly to his room and turned the knob. She just stood there, looking at him lying there weak. He was so pale and he had tubes surrounding him. It was painful for her to look at him. Michael looked at her and weakly smiled at her.
She went over and kneeled down beside him. Michael: Did they already tell you? Sarah: Yes... Michael: I'm sorry Sarah. I didn't want you to find out like this. Sarah: It's okay; I understand Michael. Michael: Baby I love you so much.Michael reached up and slowly ran his fingers through her hair. Sarah: I love you too Michael. With all my heart.. and I will be here for you 'till the end. Michael: Im going to be okay Sarah. The nurse walked in with Michaels mom. Nurse: Its her turn now. Michael looked at Sarah. Michael: Bye baby.
Sarah: Bye. Sarah kneeled down and softly kissed his cold lips. Months went by and Michael lost his hair, but they were still deeply in love and Sarah was by him everyday. Michael was getting worse to where he couldn't even play football, and the championship game was coming up. Michael was  sitting on Sarah's porch with her and her dad. Michael: Coach.. I wanna play tomorrow. Dad: Michael I know you do.. but I can't let you do that.. you'll get hurt. Michael: No, coach. Please. This might be the last time on the field for me. I want to be able to play one more time. Dad looked at Michael and then at Sarah. Sarah nodded her head. Dad: You're a strong boy, Michael, and very brave. I think we can do this. Michael: Thank you so much coach. Sarahs dad nodded his head. Dad: So what are you two doing tonight?
Michael: I wanna show Sarah something if that's okay. Dad: Of course; you two be careful. Michael took Sarah's hand and lead her to his car. It was completely dark outside when they pulled up to the football field. Sarah: What are we doing here? Michael: Follow me. Michael grabbed a blanket and laid it down onto the field. They both laid there looking at the stars. Sarah: This is so beautiful. Michael: I do this often. I wanted to show you the place I love. Sarah: Do you remember the flowers you gave me on our very first date?
Michael: Sure I do; I gave you lillies; your favorite. Sarah: Yeah... I'll never forget that day. Michael: I want you to always remember something Sarah.
Sarah: What is it? Michael: I will always be with you.. and I will always love you.. you're my one and only.. Sarah started tearing. Sarah: I love you so much, Michael. Michael: And I also want you to be happy.. I want you to marry someone, have kids, make a family, just live a happy life for me. Sarah: No. I will never marry anyone.. im marrying you Michael Michael: Just don't forget what I told you. Michael leaned in and kissed her. She pushed him off and jumped up Sarah: You still think you can catch me? Michael: Oh yeah. I'm stronger than I look. Sarah: Then come get me. Michael stood up and chaised her around the football feild until he finally caught her. He laid on top of her and put her hands behind her back and held her there so she couldn't move. Then it started to rain and they were getting soaked but they didn't care. Michael looked deep into her eyes. Michael: Who's the weak one now huh? Sarah: Me (she giggled) Michael: Remember what you told me that night when we were at dinner? Sarah: No.. what? Michael: You have always wanted to kiss in the rain with the one you love. Sarah: Yeah? Michael: Well your wish is my comand. Michael leaned down and kissed her deeply. He pulled away. Michael: You're so beautiful. Sarah: You're such a good kisser. (she laughed.. so did he) Michael: I better get you home. They got into the car and went home. It was hard for them to sleep that night but they did.
It was finally the big day and they were all at the football field. Michael had on all his football gear, and Sarah was ready to cheer him on. The game began.
The crowd was going wild for Michael while Sarah was cheering her heart out for him. The score was 36 to 36. All they had to do was make one more point and they would win. Michael had the ball and ran with all he had to the touchdown line and threw the ball down. He had made a touch down! Everyone was cheering. They had won the game! But for Michael.. he may have lost his life. He fell to the ground trying to catch his breath. Sarah ran to him and kneeled down over him. He looked up at her gasping for breath. Everyone was heading to field. Her dad stood infront of them. Dad: Back away.. give them a moment please.. that's my daughter's love. Michael gently raised his hand and whiped her tears away. Sarah: Don't die Michael.. I need you.. I love you. Michael: I told you this was my dream to win the championship.. to be in the big game.. to die on this feild.. I made history.
Sarah leaned down and kissed him, knowing this was the last she would ever kiss him, the last time she would ever talk to him. She had so much to say but had no time to say it.Michael: I love you baby. Tell Mom I love her too.. and tell coach thank you. Sarah: I love you Michael. I love you so much.
Michael: I'll wait for you..... Michael's hand dropped and he let go. He died that night on the football feild. Sarah cried for 2 months straight. Sarah was lying on her bed when her dad walked in. Dad: Honey, it's been 2 months. Please get up. He would want you to have fun and be happy. Sarah: I know..
Dad: Guess what. Sarah: What? Dad: They are building a new stadium. Isn't that great honey? Come on, I want you to come with me before they tear the old one down. Sarah got up and went with her dad to the field. They climbed to the top of the bleachers and looked down. Sarah: It's like it was just  yesterday. He was out there throwing the football, making that touchdown.
Her dad wrapped his arms around her and she began to cry. Dad: I know baby., I know. Then Sarah noticed something on the feild. Sarah: Whats that daddy? Look. (Sarah pointed to the field) Dad: Look like some flowers are blooming. Sarah: Oh my gosh, daddy! Stop them! Don't let them tear this down! Please! Michael planted me something. Her dad ran down there and stopped them. Weeks later the flowers had bloomed. Her and her dad went to look at them. They were lillies that left a message saying, "I Love You".
If you have any heart at all and love someone this much repost this.
(also if you cried)


Published On: 5/31/2007
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                                          D.A.R.E. TO SKATE
 
There is an up coming skateboard comp whicch I want to let you know about, in fact it is the first time this comp has been heald any where.
The comp is called D.A.R.E. TO SKATE, the purpose is:
1. To raise money for the D.A.R.E. program so it can continue in the schools and be expanded so it can be available in all schools including those in Cayman Brac.
2. So the kids who skate at Black Pearl and in Cayman Brac have an opportunity to skate in a comp (not yet determined when)in Tampa USA.
Now let me tell you how it will be set up.
This week coming I will be releasing the details to the press of D.A.R.E. TO SKATE, I will also be going to local businesses and asking for their support through sponsorship for a worthy cause.I will be getting T shirts printed D.A.R.E. TO SKATE I will also be inviting Government members to attend the event which will path the way for the Cayman Islands Government accepting skateboarding as a great healthy sport, this will be a great opportunity for the park to get some recognition as a fantastic facility which is not yet realised by most as they do not see the extent of the park on the outside.
I will also go into most schools on the Island encouraging both Boys and Girls to sign up.
The event will be open to kids from Cayman Brac and will be broken down into age groups so there will be 4 groups by age.
The event I am hoping will be judged by 2 or more pro skaters as we intend to bring some down to demonstrate the park to guests and also this will demonstrate a fair judging system as these guys are from outside the Cayman Islands and also they know what to look for in a skater.
The event will also encourage the whole family to attend as there will be time for kids and parents to try skateboarding. Bouncing castles, wall climbing activities will also be out there so all can participate in something. The D.A.R.E. tent will be there so parents,care givers, teachers,kids will get to know more about the program and how the kids will benefit.
The other great item we have hear is the Surf Machine (only 3 in the world)the surf machine will be demonstrated and the public can also get wet (I wish them LUCK as it generates up to 16000 gallons a minute).
The comp will utilise different parts of the park as there are so many areas to choose.
Available prizes are as follows.
Skate equipment DVD'S shoes, other skate realated items. A feather light board with Mike V's signature and last seasons Drive series on DVD's are also up for grabs.
The big prize is 4 airline tickets to Tampa Fl, and (accomodation if I can get it) and entrance into a comp.
So the kids have a lot to practice for; as the comp will take place at the end of JUNE 2007.
The organizers of D.A.R.E. have already offered to put the comp on their website which will be great for us in Cayman.
Like I said in Field Of Dreams and also my first Blog WATCH OUT WE ARE ON OUR WAY!!!!!
We are featured in Concrete Wave (spring issue) my son Sean 6 years is featured in two pictures in the article.
If anybody wants to come down and support the local kids or assist you are most welcome, just hail me up and I will let you know the details, I also have good contacts to get discounts for people who help.
If there are any pro skaters who read this and are interested let me know as for you it is an excuse to ride the ultimate park which we get to ride everyday, and an opportunity to visit the stingrays>
                                          
                                                DENNIS MARTINEZ
Next week Wednesday Dennis Martinez former world champion skateboarder is coming down hear. He and I will be going in a few schools, he has something to share with all trust me on that (go online search his name and you will find out more). He is also coming to skate my ramp which was in Field Of Dreams he will be skating in front of the Bonaventure Boys home kids and also sharing his message with them. I will also take him to Black Pearl when he has time I will take a picture of his expression when he first sees the park. I will also take pictues of his visit and keep you posted on other happenings in Sunny Grand Cayman.
 


Published On: 5/10/2007
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I am originaly from England, I first made a skateboard out of a peace of wood and half a roller skate, which I used on a incline near to a bus stop, the amount of times a bus went over it and I had to make a new one.
I moved to Grand Cayman in 1988 and since then I have joined the Royal Cayman Islands Police Service. My interest is making a difference in young peoples lives. To me thats what it is all about inspire them to keep out of trouble, it gives me less to do with them, however the job never stops.
In 2003 Mr. Mike Bell an Entrapreneur broke ground on a skatepark,nobody really knew how big it was going to be; was it going to be a bowl or a couple of humps to ride over (nobody knew). I use to go with my kids and the wife, Sean 3 years old then rode a big board on his knees, however he had no fear and rode down all the heavy ramps.His mother stopped going because she was scared to see what he was doing. Brian was 12 years old and he was learning the basics. Anyway the park continued to grow until one day that was it, it stood before us. If anybody comes to Black Pearl guranteed it takes your breath away. We have had Tony Hawke, Burnquist, Scheckler, Bam, Darin naveret, Sam Hitz, Pete Hewitt, Mark Appleyard, Steve Nesser, Dayone Song, Brian Patch, Patt Duffy, Jimmy The Greek, Steve Olson, and so many others including Mike Vaellely skate the park, THey are all impressed by what the park has, EVERYTHING>
During my time going to the park I did not realize what I had right in front of me; I am always trying to find ways to get through to kids. I once went to the boys home in Grand Cayman and I was having a difficult time getting through to them, so I mentioned skateboarding. They all suddenly changed from being nervouse to talking enthusiatic, I asked them if they would like a movie night they all agreed. The next week I took Sean and Brian and a pro skateboarder. the pro told them what he does for a living, where he is building a house (Brazil) and where in the world he has been. These kids were listening and we had there input also. We watched TWIGGS by Element and they were glued to their seats.
After the evening finished I asked them would thye like to visit Black Pearl, they all agreed. So the next Saturday we went and I had the kids at the park who skate help these non skaters, I was amazed to see them working together, I was satisfied when I saw the smile on their faces when they rode down a ramp with out falling. One kid was even trying fly outs and he had never been on a skateboard before.
The local Tv station and News Papers did a story on the event which to me was a great success.
After seeing the reaction of these kids I decided the best way to go on was to research building a ramp. I saved some money (a lot as things are expensive hear). And with the help of Mr. Philip Berry the mose respected skater at the park even the pro's show their respect as believe me he can skate street with the best. WE decided on a spott my back yard, Philip I must admit did most of the work as he knew exactly what he was doing. The ramp was completed and my kids skated it, I invited local kids round to the house and I gave boards to the ones who did not have their own. Some time after Lost Clothing came to the Island shooting a movie. I spoke to them showed them pictures of the ramp and it was set they would skate it. They came to the house and we had local kids there as well. At the time we had a trampoline and the kids (I Meen the pros) had a great time. Patt Duffy, Brian Patch, Jimmy The Greek and others showed off their moves, however the one who took the day was Juliana my daughter the skateboarding baby she was under 8 months old going up and down on the ramp. All this was on film later it was shown on Fuel TV, they even put me on the websight as the chief of police, I did say Sorry to the Boss.
The Cayman Compass did a big story which was good publicity for skateboarding.
Some time after Mike Vallely and Mark Jeremias came to Black Pearl to do a movie called DRIVE I spole to them and showed them picture of our ramp; which by the way has the best back drop THE CARIBBEAN OCEAN. And they both liked the idea of including the ramp, they also asked me if I could do an interview as they were intrigued to see a cop promoting skateboarding ( imagine a COP who skatebaords and supports it). ON the Saturday Mike V and Mark came to the house , he had a mini ramp session with the local kids and the skateboarding baby came out again and showed off her moves. The funny thing was Mark had to re do the shot so I put juliana on the board and she was going up and down and some body said something is wrong as her head went towards the board, she fell asleep and I caught her in my arms. Mike then Interviewed me in Full uniform on the ramp, it went pretty well, however it was really hot I got sunburn. The local media came to the house also and did there part to promote which was good.
Recently we had Addict skateboards doing some video footage for Havoc.com at the house. Packy who skates for addict, an amateur called Aryeh Kraus who works for a skate shop in Cali and Keith Johnson ( Aryeh did a DVD called RIGHT STATE OF MIND) if you can get that dvd you will be stoaked it is fantastic skateboard footage, I have never seen a manual that keeps going like the Energizer Bunny.
They came around and did there stuff. A couple of weeks ago I got a copy of DRIVE FIELD OF DREAMS from Mark and I made copies and shared it with Department of Tourism who told the UK office they got in touch with me and asked me to do a BIO and story about skateboarding. Local News Papers did a story, radio Cayman interviewed me. CITN local TV did a story and showed 45 seconds of Field Of Dreams, they bigged up MIke V, Mark, and FUEL TV.
A law enforcement association in the US have asked me to do a presentation on what I do with skateboarding. Concrete Wave also asked me to do a story Skateboarding From the point of view of a COP>
Field of Dreams came out on 8th April 2007 and has been shown regularly on Fuel TV. The show will aire also in May 2007 so if you have not seen it check it out.
Cayman Compass came to the house and did another story which was in the news paper on Tuesday April 17th 2007 it featured me the kids and also one of our friends who visits us with his parents from Colorado Alex Brunelle who skates the competition circuit in the US he is 14 years old and he is very good at skating.
 
So we have action in the Cayman Islands.
I am sharing this with you all as I do have a message to share. It does not matter how old you are,what colour you are , where your from,what sex you are, if you are religouse or not, the colours you wear. Skateboarding crosses boarders. Any kid who picks up a skateboard is a winner as they are following pioneers, people who sacrificed, Blood, Sweat, Broken Bones, to make the sport what it is today, nearly every TV programe has skateboarding in it so it is now main stream and getting bigger.I feel Bob Burnquist has paved the way for the Olympics as he carried the Olympic Torch on a skateboard through the streets of RIO.
I am doing my part to make a difference, do the same in your community.
I live on an Island 27 miles long and 8 miles wide I am making change in more ways than one, which is being heard around the world. Cayman is not even on some maps and yet the voice of one who has a dream is being heard. If you have seen Drive, Field of Dreams you have heard my passion, I intend to share this with others so they are inspired to do the same.It Takes ONE TO CHANGE.
Remember one thing Like the late BOB Marley said in song "ONE BLOOD" that is what we are so if you are one who does "HATE" STOP THE HATE!!! SKATE FOR LIFE !!! SKATE FOR CHANGE>


Published On: 4/26/2007
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Has anybody been to Black Pearl in the Cayman Islands?
Where is it? Cayman is about 300 hundred miles below Miami (about 1 hr on the plane.The park is at Grand Harbor, behind Hurleys Supermarket.
Where do you stay? The best place to be is Sean Mile Beach which is about 20 minutes from the park. The hotels are not bad in price The best is Grand Court Marriot (good price right across the road from seven mile, good snorkling).
One of the best bars is Loan Star Bar and grill which is on seven mile.
The best Night spot Aqua Beach which is next to a night club.
When is the best time to come? if you skate anytime, if you want a fun time Pirates week (end of October into November). Plenty of fun for the older crowed.
Diving the best why? 200 foot visibility, plenty of dive sightsday/night.
Another good bar is Cracked Conch ask for Ali she skates street she works there behind the bar.
 
If you have not been to Black Pearl you do not know what you bare missing. We do not have such things as a que to skate an area; you just skate because there is room. The Park is the biggest in the Western Hemisphere, we also have sun all year round only thing is ,it is hot. The best time to skate is 3pm on. The park does not have lights yet but you can still get some good time in. As for who skates the park apart from the Pros who visit; if you do visit the kids you see are there nearly everyday, we also have kids who visit from Cayman Brac, these kids are pretty good to the extent where they get noticed for their style.
The youngest skater is Sean Myers now 6 years old he started in the park at 3 years. He can be seen there all the time, he is up with the big boys anything they can do he can do. He dropped in on one of the biggest drop ins in the park at 5 years, he also drops in the pool all around. His lates thing is jumping a spine he also lands it all the time. If you go to the park you will see him skating around having the time of his life.
Is there any street spots?
A good few, ask Eugene Paskal he will lead you to the best spots.
Just to help you all find out about where Black Pearl is and where to stay.
If you watch Drive check out the Field Of Dreams and you will see what Black Pearl is A skaters Paradise.
Also check out my ramp which is featured in Field of Dreams, If you all do come to Cayman you are most welcome to skate it with the local crowd. Just Bring the board, some drinks sun tan lotion and you will be set to have a blast.
 
 
 


Published On: 4/22/2007
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LOUD NOISES
see, very loud noises!!!

AND DON'T FORGET THE FLYING HEDGEHOGS.... (dramatic music plays in background)

----------->SCENE ONE

Announcer: We are here today to witness....(is drowned out by booing noise from crowd)

Arthur (man in crowd): It's all a lie!!!

Announcer (screams loudly): ENOUGH I SAY!! ENOUGH!!

(crowd boos even louder)

Announcer: LOOK! Here they come....(points to a large black cloud appearing in sky)

(People run out onto the soccer field)

Diane (woman in crowd): ARGRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (faints)

Announcer: 'Tis the apocalypse of the....the....the.... (runs out of breath, gasps)

(Flying hedgehogs appear directly overhead------>total pandemonium on the soccer field below)

Richard (man in crowd): ------->(drops dead from heart attack)

Announcer: (regains breath)..... 'TIS THE APOCALYPSE OF THE FLYING HEDGEHOGS!!!! (cue Star Wars theme) 


Published On: 4/9/2007
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this is a story that i've been working on for quite some time.
NO it's not finished... but I don't know where exactly i want to go next with it.
so if you have some free time, feel free to read it and give me some ideas.
thanks for the help/support! ~kaitlin

Prologue: Cassie

Way back when, when there were such things as vampires and their pet dragons and werewolves, there was a time of peace. The villagers knew of the vampires and hunted extra for them. The villagers and the vampires got along quite peacefully. As long as the vampires got their share of meat, the villagers did not have to fear them. One day, one of the dragons said to the others, “Why do we eat the vampires’ scrap when we are just as good hunters as them?” This puzzled the other dragons as well as the werewolves, but they remained loyal to their masters, for awhile. Then, the one dragon broke out, trying to prove to the other dragons that they were better than the vampires. The vampires saw the dragon’s plans and had it killed. The other dragons, having watched the vampires do this, became furious with them. The werewolves were now curious about what all was behind the fortress that they had lived in for so long. And so, a time of pure darkness and destruction arose. The dragons now knew that they could fend for themselves. Not needing the care of the vampires, the dragons and werewolves ran amuck, terrorizing any and all that crossed their path. The vampires, realizing this, were distraught with the pets, sending them to an alternate universe far, far away. But, alas, it was far too late for them. The meat supply had already vanished. Some of the villagers thought that it was the vampire’s end. All of the food that they had hunted had been eaten by the werewolves, and the dragons had burnt most of the fields. The eldest of the vampires knew that they would need a new food source. The vampires were angered by the vampire elder’s advice, but soon realized that it had to be done if they wanted their kind to exist. And so began the reign of vampires. It started out with just one or two people a week, but soon it was 10 people a night. The townspeople became furious with their newfound enemy, but were sad at the same time at losing such an alley. The townspeople lived in fear every night when a loved one had to go out for what little food they had. The vampire elder soon realized that he was becoming much too old to be handling the townspeople attacks and even the turning of the townspeople to vampires.  He soon appointed a new elder and took his own life. The new elder had a difficult decision to make. The new food source was running out and the vampires soon ran out of townspeople and started going farther out to other villages. They were feared by all. Of course, there were people that resisted their rule by rioting the mansion that some vampires slept in, but all attempts failed. It was hard to believe that these were the same vampires that lived in peace with mortals. But here it was, happening right then and there. It was a sad time indeed for the mortal race, knowing that every day they would have to stop working in the fields sooner, just the thought of losing a child because they were foolish and went out after dark to get their toys.

 

Cassie

Chapter 1: Beginnings

“Granny I want to hear a scary story,” Susie said as she sat on her favorite rug. She had just turned 12 and still liked to hear her granny’s stories. “Well, what kind of scary story?” her grandmother replied. “What do you mean what kind?” Susie asked confused. “Well, there’s Frankenstein, Pumpkin Head, or the Boogieman,” her grandmother answered. “I know! What about a vampire story?” Susie asked excitedly. She had just gone to the movies with her friends and they had seen a Dracula movie. “Vampire story?” her grandmother asked shocked. “Please?” Susie interrupted. “I don’t know. They usually aren’t the scary sort. More of a romantic/horror sort, especially this recent one that I have made,” her grandmother continued. “Oh granny, please? I’m not a little kid that needs to hear Cinderella. I promise I won’t interrupt at all, I promise,” begged Susie. “Well, alright… I take it you want my latest one?” her grandmother asked. Susie excitedly nodded. “Well ok, if you say so… “I smiled happily as my mother tucked me in. “Momma, don’t forget to open the window.” “Why, sweetie? It feels like its only 10 degrees in here,” my mother replied. “But if you don’t open the window, I won’t see my friend.” “What are you talking about? I’ve closed and locked your windows every night.” I looked at my mom as if I had been in trouble.  “Cassie, you haven’t been letting anybody in the house, have you?” I shook my head no. “Alright then, so nobody has been in the house?” I nodded my head yes, “R has. He’s my friend and he tells me stories.” “Alright I’m locking all the windows and doors.” Right as she had said that, silver fog appeared in my room and transformed into a human. Mom screamed as she held me tight in her arms. R glared at my mother then softened his look into a grin. Then he chuckled and disappeared as I heard him whispering, “Don’t you worry Cassie; I’ll be back for you.”

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-10 years later-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

I was running as fast as I could. “How far have I run? Where am I going? Is that thing still following me?” All of these questions were running through my head, but then I saw it, a giant oak. I quickly ran to the other side of it to hide. “Where’s Amy? I was supposed to meet her at the park, but she never showed up, then this thing started to run after me…” I stopped myself from even breathing, there was something moving in the bushes beside me. I nearly jumped out of my skin as I saw Amy creep out of them. She motioned me to stay there. Wait a minute, is this what Amy had been ragging on about? She had said something about some vampire that had bitten her, but was I really supposed to fall for it? I mean vampires were nothing but an urban legend, and I was perfectly fine with that.”  “There you are, Amy. You know the whole clan is looking for you,” said the thing in a gruff voice. I looked around the tree, careful not to make a sound, to look at my stalker. I was petrified, what was I looking at? Whatever it was vampire or not, it was changing right before my very eyes into a human. The now human sniffed the air, “There’s another presence here.” “What are you talking about? There’s no one else here,” Amy quickly answered as she followed the human close to my tree. I couldn’t move, I was still petrified. “I may be in my human state, but I still have my vampire sense of smell,” he said. Amy quickly came around the tree and motioned for me to act dead. “Why in the world do I want to act dead?”  Whatever the reason, I quickly acted as if I was dead. “This one’s already dead,” Amy stated before he got to close. He looked at Amy strangely, “How do you know this, her smell is still fresh.” Amy stuttered a little then said, “Because I killed her just a few minutes ago.” He looked at her suspiciously, “You did?” “I know I wasn’t supposed to, but I wanted to try it out,” Amy said, swaying back and forth. He was beside me in a millisecond. “Will, please, this is silly, I just killed her minutes ago,” Amy said trying to persuade ‘Will’ away from me. “She still is breathing,” Will said. “Well, maybe I left a few drops by accident,” Amy said smartly. “It was my first time,” Amy sobbed. “Aw, it’s ok, we’ll bring her to our home and let her freshen up some, then we’ll have a nice meal,” Will replied. Will couldn’t help but notice that the girl that he was looking at was about his age when he had been appointed as the brother of the ‘King’ vampire. And yes, what if he did sense some kind of attraction between her and himself? “I wondered when it would all be over. I was terrified when Will picked me up and we were flying! I couldn’t help but feel a little excited. It’s not everyday you get to fly! However, there was a downside; he was going to find out that I hadn’t been killed, or even close to being killed. Then what would happen to me?” My thoughts then drifted off to some place, as I actually fell asleep. I woke up the next morning, I guess, but it looked awful dark in the room. The doors looked too big to move. I was surprised to find it actually comfortable though, maybe too comfortable. I looked around the room. The walls were old and had ivy all over them. The floors were made of grayish, almost white, stone. Was it morning yet? While I was thinking on that, to my pleasant surprise, Amy came in and quietly shut the door, but before she could, a rat came in. She shooed it away, though. Questions paced through my head, but before I could say anything, “Wow, I’m surprised he believed me, he must like you,” she giggled. Giggling? How could she be giggling? I was silent, and I gave her an evil look. “Ok, that approach didn’t work, neither did I think it would,” Amy quietly continued, “You’re in the Vampiric Mansion; no one here has permission to talk to you, besides Drake and myself.”  “Is that all I need to know? Do you want to explain to me what happened last night? And who’s Drake?” I asked losing my temper a little. “It wasn’t last night; it was actually five nights ago…” she trailed off. “What! Five nights ago I was lying in my big bed listening to my stereo system, pretending to be asleep,” I had completely lost my temper now. Apparently, she had expected this.  “It was five nights ago, I don’t know what happened, It’s probably just where you are used to getting up when you see the sunlight coming in from your windows,” Amy stopped as the door creaked open from the other side. I quickly acted drowsy. As I brushed out my hair with my fingers, I felt a cut or scratch on my wrist. “I must have cut it on a tree branch or something.”  “Amy, you’re wanted in the lower dungeon, you really do need to do something about that wolf, it won’t stop howling,” the person said. Amy then got up and left the room, leaving the two of us together.

 

Chapter 2: Vampires???

I still acted as if I had just waked up. He then eyed me, which I hate to admit, but I liked the fact that he was at least a little interested in me. I couldn’t help but smile a little bit. “So, you are who?” he asked as he noticed that I had noticed him noticing me. I hesitated then I quietly said, “Cassie.” He nodded and then asked, “How old are you?” Again, I hesitated, why was I talking? Wasn’t this the person that was stalking me the other night? Then again, what if I didn’t answer? “16,” I said even more quietly. “You don’t need to be scared,” he said. I nodded slowly. I looked at him for the first time clearly. He didn’t look all that bad: pale blue eyes, a lot of muscle, black hair, and of course, he was pale. I hated the fact that he was probably reading my mind with one of his many powers. Amy had told me about some of the powers that vampires had. “So, you know Amy,” he pointed out. “How did I know that he would say something like that? And was this the same guy that had stalked me the night before?” I nodded. “You’re a pretty smart girl, Cassie. But don’t let your mind be an open book,” he commented. Did I dare to ask a question? “So, how old are you?” “Let’s just say that I’m 17,” he answered before I had the whole question out. “But aren’t vampires supposed to be like hundreds of years old?” I blurted. “Well, in a way, but we just calculate our age by when we were initially turned into vampires, then add up our age every other century. So in one century, I’ll be 18,” he answered. “Oh,” I said, excessively interested. I quickly changed the subject, “Are you the one I saw last night?” “No, and it wasn’t last night,” he replied. “Ok… so who are you?” I blurted, again. “I am Drake, owner of this very dull, dark home,” he answered. I then noticed that it was, in fact, awfully dull and boring. “So, you seem to feel about it the same way,” he stated. “Well, umm, it could use some decoration,” I agreed. “You don’t need to be scared, no one will hurt you here, you’re a friend of Amy’s and that’s all I need to know,” he comforted me. Then my mind drifted to what ‘Will’ had said. “Will won’t do anything, he’s just a big oaf that’s jealous because I get to be King, even though he’s older, and because I got the looks,” he laughed. I smiled. “I get it now; Amy is going to be the queen.” Drake must have read my mind, again, because then he shook his head. “But why not?” I asked aloud. “Because, she was appointed by her family and our family that she would become the mate of the eldest brother. Of course, Will, is supposed to be King, but, my mother doesn’t trust him,” Drake answered. I gave him a confused look, “What do you mean?” Drake hesitated a minute then continued, “Well, when Will was younger, about my age, he would always pick out these girls that he thought were cute, he didn’t eat just to eat, he ate to hear them scream for their boyfriends, or even worse, he would turn them into a vampire, which breaks our very first rule. Well, this one night, he had brought this pretty girl that had been the school teacher aid when I was around 7 and mother found her in the old swings in the park. At first, she thought that the girl was just sleeping, but then she went closer and found that she had been waiting for the toddlers that always come early in the morning, when it’s still dark. That breaks our second rule, feeding on children younger than 15. She was furious. She quickly snapped the girl’s neck and flew to the tallest tower, which is where father was. Father found out and was thriving mad, probably the maddest since the fall of that Dracula character. So, he decided to appoint me instead of Will as King,” Drake explained. “Wow,” I said. “Yea, I know,” Drake replied. “No, no, Drake, Will was after me last night,” I said. “Again, it was five nights ago, not last night…” he started to look even paler that usual as he broke off. “He didn’t do anything,” I assured him. He came over and looked closely at my neck. “Well, it would explain why you have been sleeping late,” he explained as he looked for the third time. I sneezed quietly.  He laughed as heard me sneeze. “What?” I giggled. “Your sneeze is one of the funniest I’ve heard in a while,” he said as he looked again. I giggled again. “You’re not thinking of having a taste yourself are you?” He laughed and then sat beside me. “Well, I better go and get my lecture of the day from father, I do hate that you have to be locked up in this room, but it is for your own good,” Drake said as he got up. I gave him a confused look. “You don’t know what some of us would do to someone as pretty as you,” he answered the question that went through my head. I blushed. He then went out of the room. I saw the same rat again as he carefully made sure that the door was closed. I got extremely bored during the next few hours. The place could really use some decoration. I stopped thinking about everything else and though about my situation. So, vampires are actually real………and I was just now talking to one. They don’t look anything like you would think. Yea, they are pale of course. I mean unless they decide to get a tanning bed. I giggled. Now that would be a sight, a tanned vampire. I mean, look at Amy. She still has her beautiful red hair and her pretty green eyes. And Drake, oh my god, he looked pretty good to me. Especially his pretty blue eyes. And another thing, they weren’t the all out vicious things that movies made them look. Here Drake was the future King of their clan or whatnot and he was joking about how the mansion looked. And I could not picture him being the vicious thing that Hollywood says they are. Sure, they have to eat. But all creatures do. At least they only eat when they need to and not killing every cow or deer in sight like humans were nowadays. Drake, he seemed to be so kindhearted. Seriously, here I was part of his food chain and he wasn’t trying anything. He wasn’t being a pig and trying to take advantage of the situation. Whoa, hold up…………………am I falling for a vampire? Wow, that is like so bad. I don’t even know him. For all I know he is a ruthless killer like Hollywood says. No he couldn’t. He probably doesn’t even like killing what he has to, which is probably only small deer. I thought about my wrist, which probably not the smartest thing. It began throbbing in pain. When Drake came in and asked if I needed anything I stopped thinking about it and smiled sweetly. “Nah, I’m fine and dandy.” Drake laughed quietly, “Fine and dandy? That’s a phrase I haven’t heard in awhile.” I giggled and stuck my tongue out, “Well now you have.” We both laughed and he hugged me and then left. As soon as he had left I thought about how my wrist was just an infection. Could I be sure that it was just a scratch? Maybe I should tell Drake about it.  I counted the tiles of stone for the thousandth time.

 

Chapter 3: Will

The door creaked open again. I was surprised that it wasn’t Amy or Drake this time. He looked a little familiar. Could it be Will? No, it couldn’t. Drake had promised that Will would never come into the room. Whoever it was, he was beside me in seconds and I fell asleep immediately. “Where am I? This is nothing like the Vampiric Mansion. “You are in the future, my dear, when you and I will rule the vampires of the world,” said a gruff voice. “That’s impossible; you’re not the future king.” “For the moment, you are correct, but not if an accident happens.” “You’re Will, aren’t you?” “Why yes I am.” I looked around me and saw fire and complete chaos. “I would never rule a kingdom of chaos.” He smirked evilly and had kissed me hard. “We’ll find out about that.” I put my hands over my ears and shook my head violently. I heard someone screaming my name. They were telling me to wake up. I had to warn Drake and Amy about my dream.” I woke up, finally, and there was Amy. “Amy, Will’s going to do something,” I practically screamed. “Cassie, thank god you’re ok,” Amy said as she came over and hugged me. “Huh, of course I’m all right.” “Cassie, you were asleep for seven days,” Amy replied. “Wow, I must be a late sleeper,” I said calmly, knowing that wasn’t the real answer. “Did anyone come in here?” Amy asked. “Well, no. Wait a minute, yea Will did,” I answered. Amy got up quickly and left. I then noticed that my wrist definitely didn’t just have a cut on it, it was redder. I then put my mind onto the dream as Amy and Drake both entered. “Did my brother really come in?” Drake asked briskly. I nodded. He was reading my mind, I knew it. He nodded. “Amy, I think it would be best if it was just me and Cassie for the moment. I’m going to be reading her mind, and I don’t want to miss anything, meaning I don’t want to accidentally read yours instead. Besides, you don’t have that power just yet,” Drake said. Amy understood and left. “Drake, your brother’s plotting against you,” I said after Amy had left. “I know, but how do you know?” he replied. “I had this dream,” I answered. He looked gravely at me as if that meant something I didn’t know. “Ok, focus on that dream,” Drake said calmly. I did. There was the fire and complete darkness and no human kind. The one thing I did not focus on in my dream was the part where Will had said those words. He nodded as he had a confused look. “But why did he choose you to have these visions?” Then I thought about the words that Will had said. Drake and Amy both had the right to know. As Drake got up and left, the little rat scrambled in. I had become quite fond of the little guy. I had actually started to talk to it. He came closer to where I could pet it. My wrist then started to hurt even worse than before. The rat then bit my wrist. I could scream, but I had fallen asleep again, hopefully not to have any more of those dreams. I woke up, but I didn’t really want to. I kept falling back asleep. “What’s happening to me? I still haven’t told anyone about my wrist. Where was Amy, I had to talk to her.”  I finally got up, to stay up. Amy was there, thank god she was ok. Amy looked at me, “Cassie, Drake has been hurt in an accident,” she said. “How hurt?” I asked. “Not that bad, it’s just a scratch or two, but he’s pretty sure it was what was in your dream,” she answered. Drake then entered the room as Amy left. I looked at my wrist quickly to see if it had gotten any worse. It had and by putting my attention on it, it began to hurt worse. Drake came closer to me and I could see that his arms were a little scratched up. “That doesn’t look that good,” I said as he closer to me. “I’ll be all right, but what is not is the fact that you are always sleeping late.” “What happened to you?” “We were out on a hunt and……” he trailed off. That’s when I fell out of conscientiousness. I woke up, thankfully, I didn’t have any dreams. Drake was there, and he asked, “Were you bitten?” “I don’t know,” I answered. He looked away for a moment, and then back at me, “This is really important.” “I honestly don’t know what has happened to me. I don’t know what time it is. I don’t know if it’s day or night. I don’t even know if I’m awake or having another one of the dreams,” I started to sob. He came over and hugged me tight. He had brushed along my wrist and I felt searing pain. “What is it?” he said, reading my mind. I was thinking about my wrist and how much it had hurt. I winced as he gently grabbed my hand. He looked gravely at me. “Are you sure that it’s not an infection from a scratch?” I heard Amy ask as Drake opened the door. I felt like going to bed again as I saw them both enter the room. Drake gently picked up my hand as I winced again from the pain, “Does that look like an infection from a scratch?” Drake asked. Amy didn’t want to believe it, but she shook her head no. Drake brushed my hair out of my face, “You’ll be alright.” He poured something on my wrist, and I wanted to scream, it hurt so badly, 10 times worse than before. I winced and sighed as it settled in. “Amy, go tell father about what Will has done,” Drake said. Amy nodded as she looked at me sadly. She left quickly. Drake hugged me again and left. I moved around as I slept as flashbacks came back to me. The night that it had all started, the night I first saw Will, the first time I had seen a vampire in its vampire state. Then it flashed to when I saw Amy in the room. Next, it was when I first saw Drake smiling at me. Finally, I saw Will’s face for what seemed forever. He had an evil grin and he started laughing hysterically. I screamed, and woke up. Drake was there in seconds. Surprisingly, I actually saw Will hunched over me. Drake pushed him off of me and he left quickly. I was terrified; he was actually trying to kill me, or worse…………turn me into a vampire. I quickly stood up, went over to Drake, and snuggled into his shoulder. He was furious, I could tell. “I’m scared,” I said, trying to calm him down. “You’d be a fool not to be, do you know how many people have broken away from Will’s trance?” he replied. I shook my head as we both sat down. “None. Will is much older than I am and more powerful, both in his trances and strength,” he answered. I thought about what he said and became even more scared, I wouldn’t be able to do it again. He took me in his arms, which wasn’t very hard, considering I was 4’11 and now definitely weighed under 100 since I had arrived. “Wow, I didn’t realize you were ever this small,” he laughed as he flew us to a different room. I smiled as we entered his beautiful room. It was a deep red violet, with everything in velvet and bordered in black. I saw the beautiful bed: it was a deep red and had a gold canopy. I realized that I was still in Drake’s arms and giggled quietly. “Glad you like it,” he smiled. “Like what?” I giggled. He turned a little pink. “Well, I have to go hunt with the clan; I’ll be back in an hour or two.” “What about Will? Can he come in here?” I asked. “Yes he can, but as soon as you see anyone come in here, focus on me and I’ll be back in seconds,” he answered. I nodded my head, but I still didn’t feel 100 percent safe. Knowing what I was thinking, he hugged me and before he flew off, he kissed me on my forehead. I ran up to the bed and jumped on it happily. Then, I got under the top blanket, because it was so soft. I shortly fell asleep, but was suddenly awoken by the door creaking open. “It must be Drake coming back from his hunt.” I was terrified when I saw that it wasn’t Drake, in fact it was Will. “Drat, you’re supposed to be asleep,” he said as he locked the door. I was utterly terrified; what was I suppose to be more scared of the fact that he was strong or the fact that he had teeth? He was beside the bed in a millisecond, but I got out quickly and went over to the wall. “I see you finally have gotten your strength back,” Will said, not too disappointedly. I tried to focus on Drake, but what did that matter? Will had locked the door. Will was next to me in a second, but then I went over to the corner. “You’ve gotten quicker, but that doesn’t matter, do you remember your wrist?” Will said trying to get my attention on it. It worked; I felt searing pain as my knees fell to the floor. The pain was in fact worse, and Will was inching closer to me, being sure to take his time. He was then beside me again, and I embraced myself for the pain I knew I was about to feel. He didn’t go for my wrist this time, which I didn’t know if that was a good thing or not. He grabbed me, turned me on my side, and brushed my hair away, leaving my neck bare. He eyed it happily, “Best neck I’ve seen in ages. Goes along with your fresh blood,” he whispered in my ear. I winced as I felt him bite me, then I saw Drake behind him. Then, I blacked out. I woke up and saw Drake by my side. I turned to him and hugged him tightly. He hugged me back and said, “I’m sorry.” I looked at him and replied, “Its ok, if it wasn’t for you, who knows what else he would have done.” That had comforted him. I felt my neck and, sure enough, there were two wounds. I sighed. He then looked to see how bad it was. Apparently it wasn’t all that bad, because he smiled. “What?” I asked. “He probably didn’t even get ten drops,” he laughed. I giggled, “So, what does that mean?” “It means that you have at least one more day left,” he joked. I smiled. “So, uh, what happened to Will?” I asked. He looked disappointed as he said, “Unfortunately, he turned himself into a rat before I could get my hands on him.” My mind then raced. A rat? “Yes, a rat, the eldest son gets a special power, to change into one distinct animal, Will was the eldest and he chose a rat,” he commented. “Wait a minute a rat? Why did he choose a filthy rat?” I asked. “Because, in his sick little mind, he figured that if he was small enough, he could get into the bedrooms of his victims,” Drake answered. I then thought about the little rat that I always saw in the room that I had been staying in. “So, that’s how he knew where your room was,” Drake commented. “I guess so,” I replied. Drake couldn’t stand the idea that his thickheaded brother could actually like the same girl that he had. “Well, guess what?” Drake asked. “What? I can’t read minds like you,” I joked. He laughed. “True, but anyways, my mother has invited you to the feast tonight,” Drake stated. “Really? Is it coz she thinks you like me?” I thought “I’ll be polite and not read your mind this time, but mother says that she wants to meet the one who beat Will in his own game,” he grinned. “Drat, the one time I wanted him to read my mind, he didn’t,” oh well. “Oh, and if you’re wondering if I like you, I do,” he said as he left the room. I smiled the biggest smile since I had gotten there. I thought to myself, “What am I supposed to wear?” As if to answer my question, Amy showed up with three or four gowns and hair and makeup items.

 

Chapter 4: A Special Feast

“Wow, you got invited to a vampire feast,” Amy said as she put the items on the floor. “Yea and I guess I get to wear one of these,” I replied. “Good call. So, which one do you want?” Amy asked. I looked at the gowns. There was a deep violet one, a black one, a dark red, a red and black one, and a violet and black one. “Hmm, I think I like this one,” I said picking up the violet and black one. “Ok, and I’ll have the violet one,” she said happily. Apparently, she had wanted that one. “So, I guess I get to put on some makeup finally,” I commented. “Actually, I think I should, I mean, do you realize that you are going to a dinner where there are hundreds of vampires?” Amy replied. I sighed, “You’re right.” So Amy did my makeup, trying to make me look as much as a vampire as she could. When she was finished, she showed me the mirror, “Wow, I could pass as one.” Amy nodded, “Do you trust yourself to do your own hair?” I shook my head no. “Well, I’ll do that in a minute, I got to go and do my own hair and makeup first,” she replied. While she was gone, I went ahead and put on the beautiful gown. Amy came back and had her hair and makeup done. “Wow, that was quick,” I commented. She nodded her head, “Wow, look at you, you look gorgeous as a vampire,” she complimented. I laughed. While she was doing my hair, Drake walked in on us and he said, “Who’s she? Where’s Cassie?” I giggled to myself as he gave us confused looks. “What’s funny?” he asked as he started to check me out as Amy finished my hair. “Drake, that’s Cassie!” Amy exclaimed. “What? You mean to tell me that she is Cassie?” I smiled, “Yep, the one and only,” I replied. He looked at me funny. “Well, then, uh ladies, the dinner is going to start in about twenty minutes. Amy, you still need to go get ready,” Drake replied. Taking this as her cue, she got up and took the other three other dresses and left. I smiled at him as he said, “Wow.” “What? You thought that I was gonna turn out to be an ugly vampire?” I asked. “No, I just didn’t think you could get any more beautiful,” he said as he leaned in to kiss me. I, of course, kissed him back. There was a loud ding, dong! He smiled, “Dinner time.” He led me to a beautiful dining hall. My eyes sparkled, the lighting was too romantic, “What were you expecting? Some stone walled, dark chamber?” he asked. I smiled, “To be honest, yes I was. That’s the way it always was in movies,” I replied. He laughed quietly, “See them up there?” he asked as he pointed to a black haired man and a red headed woman. “Yes I do,” I said looking where he was pointing. “That’s mother and father,” he commented. “And of course there’s Will and Amy,” he stated. I couldn’t help but notice that Will looked at me with a smirk, as if he had some evil plan. I quickly turned my attention to something else “Who are they?” I asked pointing to a group of blonde headed guys. “Oh, those are some of Will’s friends, best to stay away from them,” he answered. I sighed playfully, “Aw darn.” As if to be on cue, one of them waved for me to come over I mouthed, “Maybe later,” just to be funny. He grinned a happy grin and turned to tell his other friends. Drake didn’t notice, he was looking at a group of dark headed girls. I shoved him, “Who are they?” I asked, trying to sound not too rude, but I was a little upset that he seemed interested in them, which I knew was selfish of me. “Who? Them? They’re some of father’s friend’s daughters,” he answered. I sighed, “They’re pretty.” “No denying that,” he replied. I was taken aback, but I didn’t have much time to think about it because two seconds later, I was led to where I was supposed to sit. The person who was leading me pulled out a chair and pushed it back in once I sat down. I looked over at Drake; he was sitting by the girls. I was starting to get angry. Was this all part of some big scheme to make me jealous? If it was, it was working. I looked around me, my head was spinning, and I was starting to get confused. I was brought back down to earth when the guy that had waved to me tapped me on the shoulder, “Well don’t you look like a diamond in the sky.” I blushed, “Why thank you.” “So, you must be Cassie, Will’s told me all about you.” “Oh really? What did he say?” “Well, he definitely did not exaggerate about how beautiful you are.” I blushed again, “You really have a way with words.” “In fact, I’d say that you are even more gorgeous then what he had said,” as he stared at me with pale gray eyes. “Well, he must have said something about me being as beautiful as a dead rose,” I replied trying not to sound too modest. “You? A dead rose? You couldn’t put them together in one sentence. How could anybody ever call you that, you are the most beautiful girl here? You’re the only girl that could ever pass as a vampire so beautiful.” I was flattered, but at the same time disappointed that he had found out that I wasn’t a vampire. “Don’t worry, the only reason how I know you’re human is because you told me you were Cassie.” I smiled, and then I thought about how Drake had said what he had. This guy was apparently reading my mind, “Don’t worry about him, he’s one of the worst one of us that you could find.” “How’s that?” “Well, he’s awfully snobby, he gets girls like you to like him and then he goes off and does it again.” “You mean he’s always like this?” He nodded. I sighed. “He told me that Will was bad though.” He held his arm out like a gentlemen, “I think it would be better if we talk where our minds aren’t open books.” I nodded, “Yes, you are right.” I wrapped my arm in his and we went to his room, I suppose. I didn’t know, however, that all of the other blonde headed guys had followed. Drake of course wasn’t paying attention to me because he was having a conversation with the girls. He unlocked the door and we entered the room, which was actually quite peaceful. It was a natural brown color and the rugs were beautiful. “Glad to see you like it,” he commented seeing my eyes glitter. “Ok, so what’s your name for one thing,” I giggled. “Well, that would be of some help, wouldn’t it? My name is Hank.” “Ok, so Hank, what do you mean about Drake being one of the worst vampires that I would meet?” “Well, I already told you, he used beautiful girls like you and gets them to like him, and then he goes off and flirts with every other girl. And what do you mean about Will?” “Drake told me something about him, but I don’t know who to trust.” “Well, trust me. Will is a great guy. And as for what happened between you two, well, he was just jealous. I mean look at it from his point of view: he gets denied for being king because of something he didn’t do, his meant to be queen likes the new king, he brings you here, and then Drake goes and steals that from him, too.” I laid back on the bed, “I never really thought about it that way. And that puts me in an awkward position. I mean, Will’s at least what twenty-five?” He nodded his head, “Twenty-seven. Plus he really likes Amy.” “And Amy does like him more than Drake, I would know, she’s my friend.” He nodded, “And there’s no point in trying to run away from here because the King and Queen wouldn’t let you.” “Why?” “Because you know too much about our kind, they’re afraid that you would tell people, people that could kill us.” “Oh, stupid question.” “No question you could possibly ask is stupid,” he complimented. “You really do have a way with the ladies, don’t you?” I giggled. “I guess I do,” he said as he laid down beside me. He slowly reached for my hand. And in seconds, he was cuddled beside me. He began kissing on my neck, which was ok, but then he started biting me. I tried to tell him to stop, but that only seemed to make it worse. Then all of his other friends came in too, and they were biting me too. I could feel their teeth biting through my gown. At first, it felt like little needles, which didn’t feel too bad. But then I could feel all my blood being sucked out of me. Was I going to die? Hank looked up at me for a second and quickly said, “Will definitely understated about how you taste. I might just have to call off the boys and hog you to myself,” he shooed away most of them and then went down to my upper leg and began biting me through the gown. I wanted to shove him off, but my arms were too weak from blood loss. I was even more scared than when Will had come in my room the first time. I would be angrier than when I saw Drake flirting with those other girls, but I was in too much fright. Drake. I had to focus on him. I needed help from him, as much as I hated to admit it. But what would that do? There were at least ten of these guys. But wait, Drake was the future king. Hank had started to put his hand up my dress when all of a sudden, Drake burst in through the door, with his mother and father. Then, I blacked out.

 

Chapter 5: Regrets

When I woke up, I was in so much pain. My whole body felt tired. I had forgotten about that night, but remembered it because Amy came in. She came over to me and hugged me gently. “Amy, I was so scared,” I sobbed. She hugged me tighter, making sure that she didn’t hug me too tight. “Cassie, it’s a miracle you’re still alive,” she started to sob with me. “I know, I know.” “No you don’t. Do you know how many girls that bunch has killed? Or how many families they massacred?” I started to cry. She hugged me again. “If Drake hadn’t broken that spell that their sisters had put on him, you would’ve.” I stopped breathing, “Huh?” “Yea, those dark headed girls are witches. They do charm spells all the time.” I hesitated and sniffed. “It was my fault then. I should have died.” “Don’t say that.” “Well, it’s the truth.” “What are you talking about?” “Drake had warned me about the guys, but then he got interested in the girls. And I didn’t take him seriously about what he had said about the blonde-headed guys, because at that time, I didn’t believe anything that he had told me. And then Hank started sweet-talking me and all that then we went to his room and talked a bit, but that’s when he bit me and then all his friends came in, too. It was my fault, I should’ve died!” I nearly screamed through my sobs. “Cassie, listen to me, it wasn’t your fault. You saw the guy that you really like flirting with a bunch of girls. Then, you saw some hot guys, so you took your chance to make him jealous right back. It’s not your fault!” she exclaimed as she hugged me again. I realized what she was saying, but it made me feel even guiltier. “That’s how they feed, that’s how they aren’t skin and bones. They work together. The girls get the girl’s boyfriend or a potential one, as in your case, the girl sees the guy flirting then sees the guys sitting by themselves and she goes to them for comfort and the guys feed off of the girl and the girls feed off the guy. And it always works. You are the only one to not be killed.” “I didn’t even go over to them, Hank came to me though, and I agreed to go to his room with him, knowing what Drake had said,” I confessed. “To be honest with you, I would have too. I mean he was flattering you. Come on, you can’t tell me he wasn’t a hottie either.”  I smiled. How did Amy always know what to say? Drake then walked in the room and Amy left. “He has got to be mad at me for what I did. After he had told me about them, I still went. Oh, I know he’s mad at me.” I was relived when he came up, hugged, and then kissed me. “No, I’m not mad at you. You didn’t know that I was under a spell.” I smiled, “You’re not?” He laughed, “No I’m not. I’m just happy you remembered how to call me.” Before he had said anything, I started to feel nauseous and dizzy again. I brought my hand up to my forehead. I couldn’t hear anything. Drake had read my mind and he called for the Vampiric nurse. I could barely hear her say ‘need’ and ‘blood’. So I was dying. I couldn’t believe that I was actually about to die. I didn’t really expect to ever go back home. Heck, I didn’t want to; I had made plenty of friends here. I was brought back to realization when I saw the nurse by my bed. “How are you feeling?” she asked with a British accent. “Fine, I guess,” I replied. “Are you being completely honest? This is really important,” she commented gravely. “Yes, I’m fine,” I replied. Then, she left the room. I looked around the room that I was in. It was an off-whitish color, like a hospital room only darker. I looked around me, all of the other beds were unoccupied, and the walls were bare without any decoration. How long had it been since I left my house to look for Amy? How long had I been unconscious? As I was wondering about these questions, someone greeted me rather suspiciously. “You are Cassie, yes?” I nodded, who was this? “I am Doctor Vincent. I am taking you to the tower. You will follow me,” she demanded as she came over and grabbed hold of my wrists. “No thanks, I think I’ll just stay here,” I said as I tried to make her let go. Amy and Drake then burst into the room. “Who are you?” Drake asked demandingly. “Why, I am Doctor Vincent, do you not remember?” she answered. “Well, doctor, I do not believe that is the best way to transport a victim,” Amy boldly stated. Doctor Vincent gave her an evil look, “Well, I guess you are right deary, I think I need to go get something to drink, care to give me a tour?” Amy, seeing that she didn’t really have a choice, replied, “I would be delighted.” The two left the room. “You want me to go to some tower?” I asked. “Only for a little while, it’s to build up your strength,” he replied. I really didn’t want to go. Drake saw this and gave me a hug, “You’ll be back before you know it.” “Ok, I’ll go. But how far away is it?” “Not too far, if there’s any problems, just call,” he said as Amy and Doctor Vincent entered the room again. “Miss Cassie, give me your arm for a minute,” Doctor Vincent said. I held out my hand and winced as she gave me a shot, right where Will had first bitten me. Sensing Drake and Amy’s worry, Doctor Vincent stated, “It’s only a sleeping draught for the journey, the only way there is flying, and I don’t need to hear any whining as we travel. You understand, yes?” They nodded and led us out to the roof.

 

Chapter 6: Destination:

Middle of Nowhere

Drake and Amy waved us off, completely unknowing about what was about to be done to me. I hated this woman, she was hateful and rude. I looked at where we were going and hated what I saw. It was dark and the ground was fiery. No plants, no other sign of life. It looked slightly like what I had seen in that one dream. I looked back at the Vampiric Mansion, knowing that it was possible that I might not ever see it again. I slowly drifted to sleep. I woke up, wishing that I hadn’t. I was latched on a table in what looked like a laboratory. There was a rag in my mouth, I guess to keep me quiet. I tried to unlatch myself, but I could not. I noticed that the walls had blood spattered all over them, and I began to panic. I heard someone coming, so I pretended to be asleep. “So you say you think she has a totally different blood type?” I recognized the voice. It was the old woman who had brought me to this place. “I am almost positive,” said another familiar voice. “Uh-huh. Now how did you come across her?” the woman said, putting on a pair of gloves. “At a dinner banquet.” “I thought you and your friends were banished from there,” she said questioningly. “Well, it was a special occasion. This mortal broke from Willy’s trance, not once, but twice.” After he finished saying this, there was a clatter as the woman dropped a vile.  “Hmm, that is most unusual.” “In addition, she survived our attack,” he continued. “Aw, did she now? That’s too bad Jason, when was the last time you had one that survived your attack? You were on a big winning streak.” Jason…………… Jason I didn’t know him. I didn’t see him at the party. I heard footsteps coming closer to me. I felt a needle go through my wrist. I flinched, “Great, just what I need; now they’re going to know I’m awake.”  “She’s had quite a few bitings done to her wrist.” “Yes, that would be Willy. I specifically told the guys to only get the legs and arms, no joints.” “Lucky her, she shouldn’t have this wrist. I’d say one more biting then it would just fall off.” Jason came over to the table. The woman picked up my wrist and showed it to him. “Will needs to learn not to always torture his victims, one of these days, the victim is going to act dead, and he’ll fall for it, and they’re gonna whip around and kill him, just like that.” The woman took out the needle. “I’ll be in my room. I need to go over blood work. Her footsteps faded away. Jason’s footsteps followed her, but then stopped and came back toward me. Suddenly, he leaned over and kissed my forehead. He then quickly left. I was dazed. Did that just happen? There were a lot of rats. “I hate rats. I never wanna see another one.” One got my attention by climbing up the shelves. I looked at the rat as he fell several times. “Well, at least I have some form of entertainment.” I then fell asleep. Whenever I woke up, I pretended to be asleep. My arms and legs ached. I quickly looked at them before they came back. They were a dark red. “What happened to me?” I heard the door creaked open, so I went back to pretending to be asleep again. I heard Jason’s footsteps coming closer to me, and then he quickly left. “How do I know whose footsteps those were? I shouldn’t even be able to hear footsteps; the floor is covered in moss.” The questions soon left me as the two came in the room. ‘Dr.Vincent’ came closer to me. “Did you find her like this?” “Yea. I just came in a few minutes ago.” “Hmm……… this is most puzzling. I gave her a strong dose of anti-movement to prevent just this.” “What are you thinking?” “I am thinking that we need to move her to a more suitable room. There are too many rats.” “But, Aunt Vincent, how are we going to move her? You put on a lot of latches.” “Jason, you are strong enough. If you want to find out something better than immortality, then you best move her out of here,” she said as she left the room. Jason tried to start with the middle ones, but he couldn’t fit his hands through. He looked me over and decided that it wasn’t because I was overweight. “God, she latched these too tight. He then tried the bottom ones, which I really didn’t like. Every time he would try, it tickled me, and it was hard not to just laugh out loud. He tried every single latch at least five times. After a while, he sat on the stool and rested a while. My feet slightly moved when I felt something fall on them. I tried to look at it, but I couldn’t get my head to move to where I could see. The thing was climbing up my leg. I started to toss and turn because I was getting flashbacks from that dream. Jason must’ve dozed off, or else he would have done something. I tossed and turned to the point where my upper right shoulder began to bleed. He of course woke up suddenly at the smell of fresh blood and came over to shush me. He noticed the rat and suddenly said, “Willy, you know better than to come on my aunt’s property.” He went over to the only window and threw him out. I stopped tossing and turning and quieted down. I looked at my shoulder; the blood was showing through my shirt. Jason came over and tore my shirtsleeve to where the wound was exposed. Surprisingly, he didn’t reach down and bite me. He threw the shirtsleeve out the window. I suddenly started to cough. And it was painful because of the latches. Another thing was the rag in my mouth that I couldn’t get out that was probably causing the coughing. He came over to me and took the rag out. I sighed quietly; it felt good to not be able to taste the old rag. He combed my hair with his fingers. He then left. I breathed in and began to cough again. I thought that it would go away after a while. But ten minutes later, I was still coughing. Even thirty minutes after that I was still coughing. I tried to stop myself whenever Vincent came back in to get some more blood for testing, but I couldn’t. She looked over the latches and easily got them unlatched. “Fool of a boy, all he needed to do was to look under the table. She shouted for Jason. I continued to cough. Jason soon entered the room. “How did you unlatch it?” he asked. “Follow me,” she said leading him over to me. She then noticed the wound. “What happened?” I saw the same rat, Will, climbing up through the window. I began to toss and turn again. I fell off of the table, but Jason had caught me. “What in Dracula’s name is going on!” she shouted. “I’ll explain it later; let’s get out of here first.” “No, I want to know now!” “It’s kinda hard when I’m trying to hold on to a girl when her attacker is here!” We then took me to a different room and laid me down on a comfortable couch. I slowly calmed down. “Now what is all this nonsense about Will being here?” “Willy’s in his rat body and he’s here.” “How do you know?” “One, she’s having these tantrums, two, she’s been sleeping a lot, three, do you remember when Willy and I got into that fight?” “The pranks fight?” “Yea and I bleached a part of his hair. He has a little light patch of fur on his back when he’s in his rat state.” I started to cough again, so I put my hand over my mouth instinctively. “Why has she been coughing like that?” Jason asked. “It could be from where she wounded herself with the latches.” “But it started before she wounded herself.” “Well then I honestly don’t know.” I stopped coughing and fell asleep. My hand fell to the floor. Because of the impact, it started to bleed a little. “Hold on, if she had another attacker then there would the tossing and turning for Will, and then a different sign for the other one,” she said suspiciously. “It could not have been me; I wasn’t in there with you.” “True.” I started to cough again suddenly. “Kill that rat.” “Why?” “That’s probably what it is. William got himself some new friends.” Jason quickly stabbed the rat with a knife. I stopped coughing. “You are getting good at that. Maybe you should go and do that to the other rats in there. Well I am going back to bed. Good night.”

 

Chapter 7: Bat!

“Ok, I’ll see you tomorrow then. I think I’m going to go to bed too.” Vincent then left the room. Jason gently picked me up. I sighed quietly and rubbed my eyes with my hands. Then, I put my arms around him to make sure I wouldn’t fall. He set me down on a comfortable bed. For the first time since I had been here, I spoke, “Where am I?” “You’re in the middle of nowhere in a desert,” he answered as he sat down beside me. “Oh,” I sighed. We were both silent for a moment. “Are you and Vincent going to kill me?” I asked. “Not purposely,” he joked. “Do I know you? You look familiar.” “You met one of my brothers. We all have blonde hair. Only, he’s a whole lot more mean and rude.” “Hank. That was his name,” I said without even thinking about it. “I never thought I would say his name again.” “Don’t let him get you down. He could’ve done worse.” “Well of course you’re going to side with him. You don’t even know what I have been through,” I said looking down at the floor. He hugged me. “I know I don’t. I should not have said anything about that. Cassie, you’ve been through a lot of things that even vampires haven’t had to.” “So you promise you all aren’t going to kill me?” “We promise.” I looked up at the ceiling and suddenly saw a bat. He followed my gaze. “Don’t worry about him, he’s as harmless as a flee.” “I don’t like bats. No offense or anything.” “Why would I be offended?” “Well, I always thought that the bat was like your icon.” He laughed, “Nope. So far, Dracula is the only one that chose the bat.” “Oh,” I said, not completely believing him. I combed my hair with my fingers. My hair had gotten long and now it was curly. “Wow, my hair has changed. It used to be shorter and straight.” He watched me and then asked. “Cassie, can I ask you a question?” “Well, you already did, so I suppose.” “Ok, do you like Drake?” I hesitated then, “Yes, we were pretty close.” “Ok, making sure you were ok.” I was confused. “Huh?” “Well, if you’re a girl and you don’t like Drake, then something is wrong.” I smiled, “So I passed?” “Yes, you passed,” he said as he hugged me. I yawned quietly. “You sleepy?” “Yes I am. It has been a long day. How long have I been here?” “I’d say about two weeks.” “Wow, really?” “Yep.” “Well, where do I sleep?” I asked. “You can have the bed; Dracula knows how uncomfortable that table was.” I giggled. “One rule: try not to toss and turn because I’m a light sleeper.” I smiled, “Ok.” He leaned over and kissed me and then went over to the sofa. I got under the covers and drifted asleep. I started to wake up, but instead of waking up in a big comfortable bed, I woke up on a stone floor. I winced as I felt my side. “What happened? Where am I? How did I get here?” I felt my forehead; I had a big knot on it. I looked around, and the last thing I saw before I passed out was a gigantic bat changing into a human. I woke up again, still on a floor of stone. I gasped as I saw the thing from the night before flying in the sky. Two seconds later, he was in its’ human state and standing right in front of me. I stepped back as he stepped closer to me. “Welcome to my castle, Miss Cassie.” he said stepping closer to me. I stepped back farther until I hit the wall. I put my hands on the wall as I prepared myself for what he was about to do. He turned my head to the side and smiled. “My children did not lie when they said you had a beautiful neck. Let’s see if they lied about how you taste.” He looked into my eyes then back down at my neck then bit me. I screamed surprisingly quiet, even though it hurt so badly. He stopped for a minute and forced his head back. “How could a mortal have such a taste?” He then went back to my neck and bit me again. I tried to push him off, but that just seemed to make it worse. I fell to the floor after what seemed eternity and he stopped and flew away. I felt my neck and screamed quietly then either passed out or fell asleep. I shortly woke up, but I was back in the comfortable bed. “What the heck? Was that all a dream?” Did I dare feel my neck to see? I slowly brought my hand up to my neck and gasped. It hadn’t been a dream. I looked around for Jason. I saw him lying on the couch. I acted like I was asleep and picked the scab on my neck. It worked; he quickly got up to see what was making the smell. I had planned on wailing for show, but it was actually really hurting! I started to wail and he came over to see what the matter was. He leaned down and kissed me and left. I thought that he was going to come back with Vincent but he didn’t. I sighed and got myself up out of the comfortable bed. I needed to get back to the Mansion, before I went completely insane. I tried to concentrate on Drake, Amy, even the King and Queen, but nothing worked. They were too far away. I put my hands over my ears as I began having flash backs of the night before. I even began to scream, the visions were horrible! I looked up in the rafters of the ceiling and screamed louder as I saw the giant bat heading for me. I quickly got under the bed in hopes that it would be too big to fit under. I yelled in pain as it stabbed my leg with one of its wings. It was trying to pull me out! I grabbed hold of the bed post and held on for life. The pain in my leg began to make me cry. It continued to pull, causing the bed to go with me. It then took its wing out of my leg quickly which caused me to wince through my tears. I sighed as I listened for a sign of the thing then screamed as I saw it jump in front of the bed where it used to be. It changed to its human form and made me let go of the bedpost and got me out from under the bed. I continued to cry as the pain in my leg got sharper and sharper. I tried to stand up to open the door, but collapsed. He leaned over me and was forcing me to kiss him. I tried and tried again to push him off of me, but I couldn’t. I started slapping his arms, but he just held them down with his hands. He stopped for a minute and cut his wrist and forced it in my mouth. I cried harder as I felt him slowly ripping my shirt.  He suddenly was pushed off by some people. I tried to get a good look at the person that had attacked the attacker, but could not. I looked over at the door and saw the King, the Queen, and Amy. The person that had pushed him off asked if I could see anything at all. I tried to say no but I just groaned. He then picked me up gently and we all left.

 

Chapter 8: An Evil Plan Revealed

I flinched as I felt a needle go in my wrist, after that, I soon fell out of consciousness. I woke up expecting to still be in that comfortable bed, expecting that it all had been an awful nightmare. I was somewhat disappointed as I noticed that I was in a bed, but an even more comfortable one. My neck had apparently been cleaned up, but nevertheless, I felt two puncture wounds. Someone came in the door. I looked closer, it was Drake!  I started to get up, but quickly laid back down as I felt a sharp pain. He ran over to me and kissed me. I hugged him, “I never want to go back to that place!” I began to sob as I got flashbacks of the event. “We should have never have turned you over to her care, she’s a maniac,” he said. “How?” I said confused. “She has been looking for a way to make vampires completely immortal.” “But I thought they already were.” “They are, except one thing: we can’t walk in sunlight.” “Well how would I………” I drifted off, “Oh.” He nodded and sat beside me. “You are different than other humans. You have survived multiple attacks from multiple vampires. You alone are invulnerable to our attacks.” “But that’s a good thing, isn’t it?” “In most circumstances yes, in this one, no.” “Why?” “Because, they were going to interbreed you with your last attacker.” My mouth dropped open, “But, but, how could they do that? I mean they weren’t gonna do what I’m thinking they were.” He nodded. “That’s completely, completely absurd. I would never have………” I began to sob as I remembered the last attack. I didn’t have to do anything. He looked up at me and hugged me. I looked down and began to cry softly. He pulled me against him and held me while trying to shush me. I looked back at all that had happened to me since that night that I had gone to meet up with Amy. What if I hadn’t gone off looking for her? Would there be a different person with the same blood type? What if I couldn’t have overcome Will? Would he have ruined all hopes of the vampires’ dream to walk in sunlight? What would happen to her if this thing did happen? “You ask yourself too many questions, Cassie,” Drake said as brought me out of curiosity. “I can’t help but wonder what would…” I trailed off. Drake had kissed me and let his tongue slip in. “Don’t even think about that. Not for a second,” he said before kissing me again. I smiled and kissed him back and we continued making out until he heard Amy calling him down. He sighed and left me to the questions I was thinking about before. What if I had went along with the whole vampires walking in sunlight thing? Would it be that bad? Sure there would be the baddies, but there were mortals who were bad, too. One thing was for sure. If I had gone through with it, Drake could have walked out and met my parents and everything. There could be walks on the beach during the afternoon. There could be the sweet smell of garlic on the spaghetti sauce. I stopped asking me theses questions. I remembered what exactly I would have had to do. There was no way I was going to go and do that. I would never do that willingly, ever. And that was a solemn promise I made to myself. Drake came back with a downright agitated face. “What’s wrong?” I asked sensing the anger. He hesitated. “Will has disappeared.” “Sorry, but I thought he was like a traitor to your kind. Why is this so bad?” I asked confused. “He…… he left a note,” he continued. I looked at him questioningly. He shook his head. “You have too much to worry about right now. You don’t need troubled by this, too.” I looked at him questioningly then nodded. I didn’t even want to know what the note said. Drake kissed me then left to answer his father’s calling. Even though I don’t want to know, I need to know what that note says. I got off the bed and surprisingly was able to walk over to the door. I pushed against it and even more surprisingly, it opened. I peeked out and looked down the halls. Everyone was at some meeting; I could hear their voices through the wall. I rubbed my forehead, how was I able to push the door open, how was I able to hear voices through a wall? I shook off the thought that was now on my mind and went over to the wall.

 

Chapter 9: Dracula??

“She’s too young for those maniacs to try to do that,” said a voice. “Since when do they wait for time? They don’t care what might happen to her, they just want the perfect immortal,” said the Queen. So this meeting was all about me. “You do all realize how this jeopardizes us, don’t you? The people that are trying to pull this off are going to try to get their prize back,” the first voice said. “And do you forget who we have here? Let those lab rats try to come if they want their prize back,” a woman’s voice stated. “Is it really true that they think they found the remains of Dracula and brought him back?” Drake asked. I heard a loud gasp. “My dear boy, wherever did you hear that?” an elder asked. “Uncle, you know that I read minds now, correct?” Drake asked. “Of course, but it’s not possible ………………………it can’t be,” he said. “I think that they have brought Him back. It would all make sense that way,” Drake continued. “We did see whoever the attacker was the last time, changing into a bat…………” Amy said hesitantly. “Could it not be possible for another to choose the shape of a bat?” a second woman’s voice asked. “No, the bat shape was forever banned after Dracula,” the King answered. There was a long silence. “If I say I do believe all of this, what does that mean for Miss Cassie?” Drake’s uncle queried. “It means that she needs to stay safe, away from all windows, and so forth,” the nurse stated. “Has she…………that is, has she tasted his blood?” an elder asked. There was another long eerie silence. “It’s hard to tell,” Drake answered. I felt my whole body go cold. There was a white fog arising over the hallway. I walked back to my room, although it was very slow. The fog followed me. I heard from the hallway, a bunch of commotion. I laid down on my bed and saw the fog disappear slowly, but not before the King, Queen, and everyone else from the meeting saw it. There was a loud hiss and then the fog disappeared. I rubbed my eyes and looked at everyone that I hadn’t seen until now. Some looked like people that I had seen when I had went out jogging at night. One even looked like a person that had been a dj at the club I sometimes went to. They were all looking at me intently, as if expecting something. I suddenly heard a voice in my head, “Is she going to act like this was some kind of joke or was that really Dracula’s fog?” Did I just read someone’s mind? I rubbed my eyes again and asked, “Since when does fog follow people around? Since when is fog that white?” Nearly everyone left after I asked. “Since I have walked this earth my child,” said the voice of whoever had attacked me.

 

Chapter 10: Powers and

More Nightmares

I looked around for where the voice had come from. “What are you looking for Cassie?” asked Amy. “I heard a voice,” I said hesitantly. Amy looked at me questioningly then looked at Drake who was also puzzled. I rubbed my cheeks and shook my head, “It wasn’t anything, never mind.” Amy nodded and then left. Drake came over to the bed and clasped his hand in mine. “What is going on?” I asked bluntly. “Cassie, did you really hear a voice?” he asked. I nodded, “I can push that door open, too,” I continued, “I can hear through walls…………” I said quietly. He said hesitatingly, “You heard the meeting. Didn’t you?”  I nodded, “I didn’t mean to………………What’s happening to me?” I said changing the subject. I heard an evil chuckle and looked up at the ceiling. Drake followed my gaze, “Cassie nothing is up there, I promise.” He hugged me tightly as I continued to hear the evil chuckling. Drake was trying to read my mind, I could tell. I put my hands over my ears and shook my head. The chuckling turned into a hysterical laugh. “Make it stop!” I nearly screamed. Then it got very quiet and I was in some type of garden. It was dark, and there was a silver fog over the grass. The rosebushes looked so beautiful with their bright red charm. I was wearing some type of tea party dress or something of that sort and my hair was curly and down past my shoulders. I looked around the garden and sat down on the beautiful fountain of a Greek Goddess. When I looked down at the fountain’s water, I saw my reflection, only it looked so much more beautiful then when it had before. The water was so dark though, it started giving me goose bumps. I stood up and shook off the goose bumps and walked around to the back patio. I gasped as I saw a beautiful hedge maze. The hedges had candles within them which gave them a gorgeous look. Without thinking, I started walking through the maze. It was truly a breathtaking sight with the hedges and all. I sat down on a bench in the maze and started to think. “Where am I? Is this place actually real? Where could everyone else be? Was this all a dream?” I looked down in a fountain that was near the bench and continued to ponder all the thoughts. Suddenly, I felt a tap on my shoulder, “So what’s your excuse for not being at the party?” “Excuse me?” I asked, trying not to sound rude. “You know the party. The party that everyone is supposed to attend to feed on the anointed mortal,” he answered. I hesitated then replied, “I like it better out here.” He sniffed and then said, “Hold on a second, you’re not a vampire.” I combed out my hair then stepped back. “Are you the anointed one?” I quickly replied, “Why would I be the anointed one. And what’s your excuse for not being at the party?” I took another step back as he stepped toward me. “Because I needed a midnight snack,” he said hissing. I turned around and felt him grab my wrist. His grip loosened and I bolted toward the maze. “So you are the undying mortal, Cassie,” I heard his voice. I didn’t even know which way I was even turning. “Whoa, they weren’t kidding when they said that you had picked up some vampire traits. You know I’m gonna catch you though, so can’t we just do this the easy way?” I turned a corner and nearly fainted……………………dead end. “Please, it won’t hurt but for a second.” Not having an idea what I was doing, I walked into the hedge. “Cassie. Cassie……………Cassie!!!! Cassie wake up!!!!!” I rubbed my forehead. That was all a dream? There was no way. I sat up and rubbed my eyes. My mouth dropped as I saw my mother. What in the world was happening?! “Rise and shine sleepy head. Your father, brother, and sister are all downstairs waiting for you to join us at dinner,” my mother said. I looked around my room and saw all the things as they were before. “Dinner?” it felt like breakfast time. “Yes. You came home after a walk and have been out like a rock. It’s nearly 8 o’clock. Cassie, come on before dinner gets cold.” I got off my bed and followed her downstairs. Everyone was sitting at the table which had turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy, and banana pudding. I sat in a seat and asked, “What’s the occasion?” “Nothing, just thought like cooking a lot this afternoon,” my mother answered. The doorbell rang as I began getting corn. My father went to go answer the door after he had gotten some turkey. The next thing that happened seemed to be playing in my mind in slow motion. After I heard father open the door, I could hear him say, “What the devil?!” Then I heard his neck snap in two and his body hit the floor with a thump that made the ceiling chandelier fall. My mother took David in her arms and held onto Ginger’s little hand. I saw Will jump out from the hallway and go after them. My whole body was petrified. I tried to move and maybe distract him while the rest of my family could escape, but could hardly even breathe. This could not actually be happening. It couldn’t. It was impossible. I grimaced as he took David and quickly snapped his neck. I shut my eyes as I saw Will beginning to bite my mother, then Ginger’s neck. After he got done, he looked at me and said, “Good taste must run in your family.” I shuddered and took a step back. “Cassie, when will you learn that you cannot outsmart me because no matter where you go,” he disappeared, “I can find you,” he whispered in my ear as he reappeared behind me. He grabbed my arms with one hand and pinned them behind my back. With his other hand, he began brushing my hair away from my neck. I began to cry quietly as I felt his hot breath on my skin on my neck. “Cassie…………Cassie…………Cassie wake up!” Was that Amy’s voice I was hearing? God please let it be Amy’s voice!

 

Chapter 11: Anointed What?

I sat up and hugged Amy very tightly. I cried in her shoulder for what seemed forever. She suddenly made me stop and held me by my shoulders. I wiped away all my tears and told myself to get over the nightmares, they were only nightmares and that was all. Then again how could I know that my family was all ok? I had been here for months now, possibly even a year. “Cassie…………your family is all fine,” Amy said. “Oh wow, you can read minds now, too.” “And apparently so can you.” I looked at Amy and nodded. I could read minds now. “But how can I know for sure?” I asked. “Because we have someone making sure of it,” she answered. “Amy…………it’s not Will, right?” I asked. “No! Will has been banished from our clan. Don’t even worry about him,” she answered quickly. I nodded. After a moment or two’s silence I asked, “What is the anointed one?” “The what one?” she replied. “The anointed one. It was in my first nightmare. It had something to do with me and the anointed one,” I continued. Amy’s face got a little paler as she went answered wisely, “The anointed one is supposedly the perfect immortal. They have all the benefits of the vampire kind…………and the benefits of the mortal kind.” I nodded, “Am I this so called ‘anointed’ one then?” “You can’t actually tell. This anointed one is supposed to have immortal strength, better senses, such as hearing, seeing, and tasting, and be able to fly. They are also supposed to be able to grow to a certain age, stop aging for eternity, enjoy the sunlight, and be able to have more human emotions.” I bit my lip and replied quietly, “So what is supposed to happen to this anointed one?” Amy hesitated, “Cassie, you honestly don’t need to be worrying about this. You have enough on your mind as it is.” I stood up and replied, “Do you think Will thinks I have enough on my mind? Or Dracula? Wait I already know what happens to the anointed one. All the vampires of the clan who finds him/her all have a little feast on him/her. Isn’t that right?” I paused then looked down at feet and said quietly, “Why me?” I hugged myself and continued to ask myself that. Amy stood up and hugged me tightly, “It’s not like anyone in our clan will do anything. That’s why we are keeping you here.” “So I am this anointed person?” I said through my sobs. “It’s a suspicion that might have crossed the elders minds……………” she answered slowly. “That’s what the whole Dr. Vincent thing was all about wasn’t it? And even the blonde guys. By the way one of them happened to be Dr. Vincent’s assistants and nephew,” I said, saying the last part more quietly. Amy gasped then hugged me tighter. “Amy, I need to know what that note from Will said,” I said slowly. Amy nodded and handed me the note then nodded and left. I opened the envelope and began reading:

Brother,

So, looks like we both actually have a thing for the ‘anointed one’. No big deal, you can have your fun. But, hope you know that she has brought a ‘friend’ with her from the maniac Vincent’s lab. Turns out that the science geeks have actually brought Him back. Its crazy isn’t it. Now she has three vamps that have a thing for her. What could our kind be coming to? Hmm, there was something else I was gonna write to you about. Now what was it? Oh yea, I’ve made some friends in high places, first of all the new and improved Dracula seems to be on my side. But who actually knows what he could be thinking, except of course his victims. Oh yea that would be Cassie wouldn’t it? Second of all, do you remember that one guy? The guy that could control dreams, thoughts, and that kinda sort? Well anyway his name is Kingly; turns out he had a bad run with the mortal cops and I helped him out a bit. Let’s just say, watch your back. Hope you can entertain your new guest. Oh yea, and as for Cassie, you know that she will start to miss her family, especially after she has this nightmare that Kingly and I cooked up. Oh one more thing before I go, by the time you read this, Cassie will probably have already had her first nightmare. It’s all about the last anointed one that our neighboring clan had captured. It’s personally my favorite. Well I don’t really intend to ever return, maybe once Dracula takes care of the goodie-goodies. Then I believe I will take MY prize back. You should know what or who that is.

Goodbye Forever,

William

 

Chapter 12: A Good Laugh

Oh, so now I’m a prize? I rolled my eyes. I opened the door, having no clue what I was going to do or where I was going to go. I just knew that I was……………… well mad would be an understatement. I listened carefully for anything to hear. I felt someone following me, so I turned around and began to punch. I stopped midway as I realized it was Drake. I sighed in relief and smuggled into him. I sniffed and said, “You’re hurt.” “It’s not like I’m about to die,” he said trying to be his usual joking self. I gave him a sarcastic look and took off his jacket. “Oh my god! What happened?” I said as I looked at his gash in his shoulder. I put one hand over my mouth and led him to the bathroom. I told him to sit on the stool as I got a bucket of warm water and a towel. I came back and asked again, this time more sincerely, “What happened?” I began soaking the towel in the water. He hesitated, “Well there’s this guy who can create dreams and such………” I cut him off, “Kingly…………I know Amy let me read the letter.” He breathed deeply and I hugged him gently, “I needed to know. And you don’t need to be worrying if I find things out.” He smiled, “You always were the one to find things out weren’t you.” I smiled back and kissed him. He kissed back, but I said, “We need to get you cleaned up. Vampire or not, you lose blood too.” He chuckled as I reached down to grab the towel. “This might sting a little,” I said. He nodded. I slowly put the hot towel over his shoulder. He groaned quietly. “So what happened?” I asked trying to get his mind off his shoulder. It had worked and he smiled. “Well, I found Kingly down in one of the dungeons. And before I had even realized that it was Kingly, he stabbed me with one of his claws.” Now I was confused. Claws? Was this guy some kind of lobster? I laughed. “Grr, I can’t read your mind anymore, tell me what’s funny.” “Well you said claws, and the first thing that comes to mind with claws is, well a lobster,” I began giggling at myself. “A lobster?” he asked as he began laughing. I nodded, still giggling. When I went to grab the towel, he pulled me close and kissed me. “You are too funny, Cassie. Seriously. A lobster?” I giggled again, “Leave me alone, I’m blonde and it’s been awhile since I had an anatomy class.” “You mean biology?” I scratched my head, “I dunno, the one where you study animals.” “Yea, that’s biology,” he then began laughing again. “Ok, ok. It wasn’t that funny………” I said jokingly. “It still is.” “Ok, maybe it is,” I said as I grabbed the towel from his shoulder. As I reached down to put the towel in the bucket, he grabbed me from behind and made it to where I was sitting on his lap. I leaned on his good shoulder as he held me in his arms. “So what exactly is Kingly? I mean if he isn’t a giant, land-living lobster, then what is he?” He laughed again and answered, “Now that I think of it, he did resemble a lobster in a way. He had those beady black eyes too. A cross between lobster and turtle?” I giggled. “So a slow, green, lobster?” We both laughed. “Why are you always so happy?” he asked randomly. “Why am I so happy? I dunno. Bunch of reasons I guess.” “Seriously though, I have never seen anyone so happy. Especially in your case, I mean come on, you have two killers that want you, you have no idea about your family, and look at all that you have been through.” I smiled. “Wow that is a lot to not be happy about. But one, I don’t care about those other two killers that want me, because they can’t have me. Two, Amy told me that they had someone watching my family for me. And three, how many girls do you know that actually managed to do all that I have done. It makes me feel even more special. I mean……………………I beat Will in his trance multiple times, and I overcame Dracula. You know how smart that makes me feel? And oh my god, I’m hyper!” I said as I bounced in his lap. He laughed again. “Oh yea and do you know many vampires I know that actually laugh that much? Am I that funny?” I giggled as I continued to bounce in his lap. “Yes you are,” he said as he stopped me from bouncing and kissed me. I kissed him back and put my arms around him, accidentally hitting his sore shoulder. “Oh, sorry!” I said. He just smiled. “Ok, for real now, we have got to get that cleaned up.” I bent down to grab the towel as he playfully kicked behind my knees. I turned around and said, “So what happened to Mr. Lobster?” I quickly put the towel back on as he laughed again, “Well, he couldn’t exactly run because his claw was still in me, so eventually help came and he was removed from my shoulder.” I smiled as I sat on his lap facing him. I put my hands behind my back on his knees and said, “I just now realized how tall you really are.” He shifted his knees and I nearly fell, “Oh, that was a cheap shot,” I said as I poked his side. “Looks who talking about cheap shots,” he said as he shifted his knees again. I actually did fall that time, but he caught me with his good arm, “Whoops, ok, no more of that.” I smiled and got back in the position I was in before. “Gosh you are still sitting taller than I am, and I’m on your lap.” I pouted playfully and he smiled. He smiled then leaned down and started kissing me. I smiled and kissed him back. He began rubbing my back as he started making out with me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and went with it. After about twenty or so minutes of making out, the towel on his injured shoulder began slipping. I stopped kissing back and bit his lower lip playfully then got off his lap and took the towel off. He gave me a pout that looked too cute.

 

Chapter 13: Nightmare

Relived

I heard someone running down the corridor and peeked out the door. “She’s been here long enough as it is……………… and her parents, they must be worried sick about her,” I heard a voice whispering. “She knows far too much about us……… if she were to tell anyone……………” “Well we can’t just let her go on living here, she’s getting to comfortable with our kind,” another voice said. I closed the door and leaned against it. “They don’t want me to be here anymore,” I said quietly. Drake sat quietly. There was a knock on the door and I went into one of the stalls as he opened the door. “There you are, we have been looking all over for you, we’re having a feast in honor of you for defeating Kingly,” said a woman’s voice. “Sorry, I was just washing up,” he replied. “Well come on, don’t keep the guests waiting,” the voice said again. The woman then turned on her heel and left. I opened the stall and said, “A party? Do I get to go?” He chuckled and smiled, “It could be arranged.” I smiled and kissed him and left the bathroom quietly to go and get ready. I tiptoed to my room and looked at the dress that was laid out on my bed. It looked so familiar. It was a light blue tea party dress. I dismissed the thought and quickly changed. I slipped on the blue matching shoes, grabbed the jacket, brushed out my hair, and walked quickly to the dining room. The dining room didn’t look as majestic as it had during the first feast. On the contrary, it looked well……… gloomy. The walls were all done in a pretty blue and had lilac purple designs on them. It looked pretty and all, but it just put me in a depressing mood. The only lights were coming from the blue and purple ones, which didn’t help that much. I looked around for Drake or Amy, but could hardly see my hand in front of my face. Suddenly, I didn’t feel as if this was the feast that Drake had been talking about. I felt as if I was lost or something. I went back to what I thought was the entrance, but came to find out it was a solid wall. Unexpectedly, I began to get a headache. I tried to concentrate on my developing vampire senses to find out where I was. I made my way across the floor and went outside to what turned out to be a beautiful patio. I rubbed my forehead and looked around. There were beautiful rose hedges with candles inside of them. I walked around to the side of the patio and took a seat on a water fountain. As I looked down at the dark water in it, I gasped. I remembered all of it: the tea party dress, the hedges with candles, the maze, and now the water fountain. Then I remembered the guy, so I hid behind the fountain. I listened closely for anything and everything. It was eerie quiet. Then a guy showed up. At first, he looked nothing like he had in the dream, but after awhile, he had transformed completely. “Drat, must be running early. How early could I be though? Guess I should’ve gotten a snack first.” I heard a twig snap and he had too apparently, for he had disappeared. Out of the darkness, a girl about my age appeared. She had straight, golden hair down to her shoulders. Instantly, I was jealous. The guy I had seen moments ago reappeared and came up to her casually, “What’s a lovely thing like you doing out here all alone?” “Well, you see, my boyfriend went to get us some drinks, but he disappeared on me.” “How awful. Shame on him for leaving you out here for creatures of the night.” “He said he’d be right back, but that was awhile ago,” she said curling her hair with her fingers. “Say, what’s your boyfriend’s name by chance?” “Ricky. Ricky Reynolds.” I heard him chuckle and say, “He’s always been the one to make the girl chase.” “Pardon?”  “Tell you what, if you go through that maze right through there, he’ll be at the end,” he had turned on his heel and went to go back inside. “Through there? By myself?” There was a wolf’s howl in the distance. “You’re not scared are you?” “No! Well, maybe a little………… ok I’m terrified.” “Tell you what, I’ll go through with you to the middle, but then you’re on your own.” There was another howl, only closer. “All right screw it. You wait here and I’ll go get Ricky.” “Ok,” she replied. She sat down on the water fountain that I was hiding behind as he started through the maze. I couldn’t help myself so I said, “Excuse me, do you know where the exit is of this place?” I stood up and brushed off my dress. “Oh, you scared me,” she replied. “Sorry, I have the tendency to do that.” “It’s all right. What’s your name?” “Cass……… I mean Jessica.” “Pretty name, now what did you ask?” “Where the exit is. I’m afraid I’ve gotten lost.” She laughed and said, “Pretty easy to get lost in this place isn’t it? Um, I’m not sure about where the exit might be. Maybe the person who went to go get Ricky would know.” “Well, the thing is, is that he has this thing for me, but I don’t really like him.” “Why in the world not? He seems like a nice guy.” “Things aren’t always what they seem. Well if you don’t know, I’m gonna go ahead and look for the exit.” “You’re gonna leave me here?” “Well you thought you were alone before.” Before she could reply, Ricky and the other guy had appeared at the end of the hedges. “There you are Alice. Who’s your friend?” “Oh, this is Jessica. Where did you go?” Ricky looked me up and down. “I had an errand or two to run,” he said as he hugged Alice tightly and checked me out again. “I don’t think I trust this, Jessica.” “Now Kyle, that’s fine if you don’t trust her, Jessica here is a friend of mine. So hands off.” Kyle had approached me and caressed my chin. Ricky snarled at him and Kyle ran off inside back to the party. “You know Ricky, Jessica? Why didn’t you tell me?” Alice asked. “Alice, it’s been awhile since me and Jessica have talked, do you mind staying here while we go for a walk?” Ricky asked. “Oh alright,” she answered as she sat on the water fountain. Once we had gotten out of earshot from Alice, Ricky said, “I know just as much as you do that you’re no vampire.” “Did I ever say I was?” I asked. “And you may not know it, but we do know each other,” he said dismissing the subject of vampires. I stared at him blankly, “Huh?” “Don’t you remember me? Think back 10 years ago.” I thought back to when I was six years old. Then, I remembered, “R………” I said quietly. He grinned, “You do remember.” “I remember the last time you had come; you nearly scared my mother to death.” “Did I now? Sorry to hear that. Ok, enough dwelling on the past though, why are you here? Any vampire that sees you would make you a dessert. Or worse, think you were somebody they were looking for.” “The anointed one,” I said in a quiet whisper. He looked up and asked, “What did you just say?” “The anointed one. That’s who there looking for.” “How do you know that information, that’s very confidential?” I looked at him sadly. He nodded. “So we have to get you out of here.” “First of all where is here? I thought I was in the Dining Hall of the Vampiric Mansion.” “Someone probably made it to me an alternate dimension so that you would end up here.” “So how can I go back to the Mansion?” “By following this maze to the very end. When you get to any fork in the maze take a right. Once you get to the end of the maze, you’ll be in the courtyard of the mansion.” “It’s that easy?” He shook his head. “In order for it to work properly, you have to really want to go there. You have to have the mansion’s courtyard in your mind throughout the maze. If you get sidetracked for even a second, that’s another minute that you have to travel in the maze. Don’t think about anything that may harm you, or it will. And I think that that is it.” “Complicated. Who came up with it?” “No idea. But I have to get back to Alice before Kyle gets to her. Cya Cassie.” I hugged him tightly. “Answer one question for me……………… Why didn’t you ever come back?” He hugged me back. “Because I knew that what was in store for you in the future and I didn’t want your family in any danger by attracting others.” I nodded as he turned around and went back to Alice.

 

Chapter 14: Treacherous Journey

I looked at the maze in front of me, too scared to even think about what could happen to me.  As I took my first step into the maze, it immediately felt colder. I went to take a step back expecting to be back in front of it. But to my utter shock and disappointment, I could feel the hedge behind me. “Alright,” I said to myself, “looks like I don’t have a choice now.” So, I walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked. And walked some more. After what seemed forever, I heard a twig snap. I quickly turned around, but saw nothing. I gave my self a reassuring chuckle and turned back around. Then I felt something scratch by my ankle. I whimpered as I felt something slither over my foot. I looked down, but saw nothing. “Come on Cassie, pull yourself together,” I said to myself. I continued forward and looked at the hedge to my right. What I saw was unbelievable, it was almost like a big flat-screen like at the movies, only it had choppy images. I heard a wolf’s howl. I started to panic, but remembered what Ricky had said. I could only hope that he hadn’t lied about it. I tried to stay on the path, best I could. I looked back to the hedges to the right and to my horror, saw Dracula’s face. I quickly looked back forward as I heard something fly over my head. “He can’t hurt me, just like R said,” I said as I took a deep breath and continued. I couldn’t but to be distracted. It was harder than what R had said it would be. I saw a pond and decided to catch my breath. Sitting down by the pond, I did feel a lot calmer. Then I heard singing and it was coming from the pond. It sounded nice so I leaned in closer without thinking. Just when I was about to get back up, a creature that surprisingly looked like a mermaid tried to drown me. I quickly scrambled up and didn’t look back as I continued walking. I started to walk quicker as the clouds covered the moon, making it impossible for me to see anything. After awhile of walking in complete darkness, I walked right into a hedge. I stepped back and felt another hedge. “Okay…… I’m confused,” I said to myself as I felt for a way that wasn’t blocked. I felt around frantically until I finally found a gap. It was small, but nonetheless, it was a gap. After the moon became unblocked, I felt a lot better knowing which way I was going. I tried to remember what all R had said, but as time wore on, it was getting harder and harder to concentrate. I noticed that the path I was walking on seemed to be getting slimmer and slimmer. It was getting to the point to where I could hardly fit. I thought for sure that the path was going to go down to nothing, when I walked back onto a broader path. I was relieved, but at the same time depressed. There was a fork in the path. I stood in front of the paths and thought long and hard. One path had twisted vines going all over it. The middle path had jagged thorns going out of all the hedges. And the third path looked like the yellow brick road compared to the other two. Instinctively, I choose the path on the right. I began skipping as I got happier because I thought for sure this was the path and that it would not take much longer. But shortly after beginning skipping, I saw a shadow in the trees flicker. I took a deep breath and started walking again. Suddenly a witch appeared in front of me. I reminded myself to stay calm as she stepped towards me. “Do you know how much your pretty self is worth to me?” I acted clueless as I shook my head. The witch chuckled evily. “Don’t give me that my pretty, you know very well how much a vampire would give me for giving them you.” “Vampires? Get a life,” I said braver than I actually felt. The witch gave me a dumbfound look. I tried to push her over and continue as I said, “And Halloween’s over.” I fooled her, I guessed because she hadn’t followed me. “Thank god for acting lessons,” I said relieved as I followed the path turning right. Another fork came up shortly after. I looked at all three paths and went through the middle one which had roses in the hedges. I knew it wouldn’t be much longer now. I picked one of the roses and put in my hair for no reason, but then the hedges rearranged themselves. I slapped myself in the forehead and closed my eyes as they stopped. Slowly opening my eyes, I saw that the hedges had actually disappeared. The only boundaries seemed to be trees. And then I saw it, the mansion. I jumped up and down for awhile and then practically ran the rest of the way. After I opened the door to the mansion, I fell to the floor. I only got up after remembering all that had happened that night. I had to tell Drake that there was another group of vampires. I debated on going back to the dining hall. Would it send me back to that other dimension? I brushed off the question and opened the door to the dining hall.

 

Chapter 15: Other Group

I scanned the hall. It definitely wasn’t the other dimension. It actually looked like the dining hall, so I began looking for familiar faces. Suddenly, Drake approached me and hugged me, “I thought you weren’t going to show.” “Me? Miss a party? You’re kidding,” I smiled as I hugged him back. “So where were you? You’ve been gone for quite some time,” he asked as we both took a seat. “I don’t know Drake, that’s the thing. One minute I was opening the door to the dining hall, the next I was in this weird depressing place,” I answered. “Like the door was acting as a portal?” “Exactly. It was weird. After finding out I couldn’t go back, I went outside onto this patio.” “Was there anyone else there?” “Well…… Drake…… there’s another group of vampires there. And they were willing to do almost anything to get their hands on me.” “Hmm. I’ve never heard of another group. Well, at least not a large one. They’re probably just a group of rebels.” “I dunno… there was an awful lot of them,” I replied. “Like how many?” “At least 30,” I answered. He looked at me gravely for a moment, then clasped my hand, “Let’s not think about that tonight.” I smiled and was happy to please. As dinner was served, I noticed that he wasn’t quite as cheerful as he was before. I spied our host, Drake’s dad, looking directly at him then at me. They both then stood up and headed towards the passageway. “That can’t be good,” I thought to myself. I leaned back and stared up at the skylight ceiling. The cloudless night had an even more desirable appearance because of the bright full moon. Or was there clouds? No, clouds could not have traveled that quickly. I now looked at the sky with a dazed look. As quickly as the night had had clouds, the skies were now cloudless again. I shrugged the occurrence off and glanced at Amy. Maybe I should tell her about portal. Maybe I should tell her about the sky. She answered my questions with a puzzled look and a nod. I excused myself from the table and walked briskly back to Drake’s room. By the time I had sat down on the bed, Amy had appeared. She leaned against the doorway, “So, what’s on your mind Cassie?” “A bunch of things right now,” I answered as I hugged my knees. She entered the room and kneeled on the floor, “First, Drake up and left, then I caught you off in wonder land stargazing…” I cut her off, “There’s another assembly of rebels out there……and…” “Wait a minute, back up. How do you know? I mean, there’s several little packs of them, but not enough of them to cause any problems,” Amy interrupted, “Besides, none of them have the guts to come all the way out here in our domain.” “Amy… I counted at least thirty. The Great Hall’s door acted like a portal and I was sent to this other place.” She spoke quietly, “And they’re after you, right?” I nodded. We were both quiet for awhile. I hugged my knees then asked, “Was tonight cloudless?” “Of course. We have controls for the skylight which can make the sky look cloudless or cloudy. We can even add more stars……… Cassie?” I looked down at the floor. My head perked up immediately after hearing shouting from the Great Hall.

 



Published On: 2/19/2007
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Free personality analysis from ColorQuiz.com.
Generated on Wed Feb 7 12:44:31 2007.

    Your Existing Situation

      Working to improve her image in the eyes of others in order to obtain their compliance and agreement with her needs and wishes.

    Your Stress Sources

      Feels that life has far more to offer and that there are still important things to be achieved--that life must be experienced to the fullest. As a result, she pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity that will not let go of things. Becomes deeply involved and runs the risk of being unable to view things with sufficient objectivity, or calmly enough; is therefore in danger of becoming agitated and of exhausting her nervous energy. Cannot leave things alone and feels she can only be at peace when she has finally reached her goal.

    Your Restrained Characteristics

      Wants to broaden her fields of activity and insists that her hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that she may be prevented from doing what she wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore her confidence.

      Feels rather isolated and alone, but is too reserved to allow herself to form deep attachments. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.

      Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.

       


    Your Desired Objective

      Considers the existing circumstances disagreeable and over-demanding. Refuses to allow anything to influence her point of view.

    Your Actual Problem

      The fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants drives her to the exploitation of all types of experience, so that she may categorically deny that any of them has any value. This destructive denigration becomes her method of concealing hopelessness and a profound sense of futility.


Published On: 2/7/2007
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If you haven't heard, recently there has been a big debate about blank decks "ruining the industry" and the big companies are feeling threatened... So they decided to run ads appealing to you the customer, and to shops to stop buying/selling blank and shop decks, and claiming that if this trend continues, there will be fewer pro skateboarders, fewer videos, less team tours, demos, competitions, etc...  The following letter is one that I sent to several people in the industry (Blitz Distribution, the IASC, and a couple other big wigs...) in response.  I've posted it here as well, just to let you know my standpoint as well as hopefully to further get the word out to these companies that they've taken the wrong approach to this problem, and yes it actually is a problem.  Skateboarding has died before for similar reasons, and something definitely needs to be done to fix it.  Spread the word...

This is in response to your recent advertising campaign against blank and shop decks.  I agree that it is a problem and I also agree that it needs to be rectified in order to ensure that we all have jobs in the skateboard industry.  However, you are overlooking one major point, and that is where did the blank/shop deck market come from?  I believe that there are two main reasons that prompted the rise in blank board sales.

First being the move to manufacturing boards in China by most of the big brands.  As soon as everyone found out that boards were being manufactured for lower prices (and a lot of the time lower quality) with no drop in the price on the retailer and consumer level, you lost our support.  With such a large drop in production costs, there should have been even a slight drop in the wholesale and retail prices, but there wasn't.  Not to mention that these boards became readily available to shops for shop decks.

Secondly, the shops that helped to build your brands in the first place, independent shops, owned and operated by and for skateboarders, the blood and life line of every skate community around the world, were not given any kind of exclusivity on product from any distributor or company.  Again, you're losing us further.  Mall shops carry the exact same product as the indy shops, but sell at lower prices....  Sure we offer more product knowledge, and better customer service, better atmosphere, etc...  But when it comes down to it, when West 49 has a sale on backpacks, or half price boards, the kids and parents flock to the mall.  They have the buying power, and the advertising dollars that no indy shop can compete with.

These two things together have left indy shops with no realistic alternative to keeping our doors open then to try to find better means to pay the bills.  Shop boards appeal to kids because they see they're support going to something real, and tangible, and saving them money.  I don't care how you cut it up with actual dollar numbers....  If I only have to put out $1000 to make $1000, as opposed to having to put out $1500 to make $1000, which one do you think I'm going to go for?  Especially seeing the lack of support from the pro companies.  For example, you could have sold the mall shops team boards, and kept pro boards exclusive to indy shops, but you were greedy.  Mall shops waive a big order in front of your face, and you bend over backwards.

To put out an ad like this trying to appeal to kids to support the pros, isn't going to work.  The response I've gotten from most people is "f*ck them, what have they done for us? Gouge our pockets?"  They see ads of pros rolling in Mercedes and BMW's and waiving money around... the average skateboarder is typically broke so your pleas are falling on deaf ears.   I hope you're reading all the message boards to see what people have to say about it, because it's not looking so good for you.  They want to see you thrive, but at the same time, they don't see why they should pay double the price of a blank deck for it, when they know what boards cost to make.  Work with us to fix skateboarding, don't just put the onus on customers and shops.  You have to show that you are doing something to fix it too aside from asking them to spend more money, because whether you want to admit it or not, you're just as much a part of the problem.

That being said, I hope that things change soon, I closed down my indoor park and shop about 6 months ago, because I lost so much money, and I've been hesitant to re-open a shop because of the current state of the industry.  I still operate my online shop, and I'm still very much actively involved in my local skateboard community, and I will never stop skating (20 + years and still going strong), but if things don't change, I'm going to seek another career.  Good luck, and I hope things go well.

Glen Field   
Common Ground Skateboard Shop   
glen@commongroundshop.com




Published On: 2/3/2007
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In the faraway fires
Where the hills forever burn
At the feet of our heroes
We try hard to learn
But the lesson is lost there
In the smoke and the mud
That we are one flesh
One breath, one life
One blood
I stood by the river
That ran red with shame
I stood in the killing fields
Where death had no name
I stood with my brothers
And awaited flood
And we were one flesh
One breath, one life
One blood
Then I fell to the ground
Tasted ashes on my tongue
Thinking that only the dead
Are forever young
There was peace in the twilight
And for a moment or more
There was a world without danger
A world without war
And I would take all your suffering
It would do any good
Cause we are one flesh
One breath, one life
One blood 


Published On: 1/31/2007
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I tremble in darkness
Afraid of the unseen
Scared of what lurks in shadow.
I yearn to be free
Unbound from my chains
To run through field and medow.
Unable to move
From this place I am in
Will I ever be released?
My doubt and my pain
I hold deep inside me
Prevent me from finding peace.
Alone in the dark
Trapped forever
I wonder if here I will die.
Falling to the ground
I Clench both my fists
And reach them to an unseen sky.


Published On: 1/24/2007
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Since this is our first blog on here reffering to the Scoff Project. I feel I will have to go throught the history with you all.
We came up with an idea "Wouldn't it be great to build the largest skate ramp in town?" ha And since that we have gather wood from a fellow super-intendent who practically provided us will all the plyood we neede to build this project and some. We were going to build a 8ft launch ramp with a rollin in height of 13-15ft and 2-3ft wide. We estimate you will hit the bottom between 20-30 mph and be shot at least 12ft high into the air.
We are planning on making a documentry of the building of the mini-mega ramp and show everything that all went into the thought about it. Expected to be released June 2007.
 
 
 So let the construction began...
in the beginigng
 Just about to lay the ply
 
We would build the sections of the ramp and haul them out to the back where we had a levy to support roll-in.The walk was about 2 acres or just a about 1 football field length.
From the hill
 Top view of the ramp, with first part of the runway attached
 
Soon after building the next 2 runway peices we realized that they would be to skinny and need to widen them incase of speed wobbles became an issue. We don't want people getting thrown down hill slaming into theground. We want them getting thrown up the ramp! A week later we widen the runway another 1.5 ft - 2ft and started work on the roll-in.
the Scoff project - side view
Side view of ramp w/ the skinny runway
 
Now the roll-in was probally the trickiest and hardest part of this whole project, cause of it having to custom fit to the side and top of the levy and remain level.
 Scoff rollin
 The Roll-in underconstruction
 
We had to custom build every peice of ply to fit the levy the best we could and still go flush with the rest of the run. That was very difficult. When we finally got it built there was a small problem with it getting flush with the rest of the run and its started to rain and freeze over the night. So we had to bring the whole 12ft long roll-in back to the house to be rebuilt and worked on. After the freeze was easing off we took the tarp off the ramp and started back to work.
 
We got all the peices assmbled and connected, then work on making sure the rollin was flowing with the rest of the run. 2 days later its finshed. Not to you all we only spent $30 on this whole project so far!!! Next month we will overlap it with masonitte.
 
-Latest update-
So then after building it over a period of 3 weeks its done. The last day of assembling the ramp was the hardest. Mainly because the rollin (which is 12ft long) ran into some problems and we had to make sure it connected just right with the track.
Fixing the Roll-in 
The roll-in under contruction

I even manage to loose control of it while moving it and slide half way down the hill. None the less I got quite a few slivers, scrapes and sore neck to boot. Well here you go the finall photos of the finished ramp.

Along side the ramp - top view
Along side the ramp - from ontp the levy.

Full view of the Ramp - side view
Full view of the Scoff Project

Rollin view
Heres the roll-in view 13ft high

Expected test runs will happen this saturday.
Rob a clovis local and friend of mine will be the brave soul to first launch from the ramp to FLAT! Yes you heard it, to flat! Why him and not me you ask...Well he has better health insurance. lol We are launching to flat to determine how large the gap is and then build the landing bank in that position for a true big air manueuver. Once the ramp is fully finished we will schedule a date and take the ramp apart and rebuild it all in hopefully one day. The whole day will be recorded and editied for the upcoming video(THE SCOFF PROJECT - Building a Monster), the next months will be used to capture footage of local and visiting skaters performing their own insane stunts and bails.

Also check out our website Scoff Skateboarding for an exclusive photo of the ramp and the builder and see how big it really is. Photo to be released on website by 1-18-07



Published On: 1/18/2007
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Darkness crawls in as the stars drift into a sea of black
The moon peaks out from over the horizon in full view
An unforgettable night brewing in the eyes of lovers
Passion grows into the truest kind of love around

Lying on grass, star gazing in an open field together
Bonded by their hands, eyes, lips and legs entangled
Even time itself has stopped to smile at these lovers
Dreaming in the world of reality with eyes wide open

Young at heart, strong in spirit and pure in mind
Romance revived within the flames like a Phoenix
Lips grazing one another leaving a feeling of warmth
True love beacons in their hearts as skin meets skin

Silence fell but broken as their hearts begin to race
Pounding and throbbing from the growing passion
Smiles and laughter, a feeling of overwhelming joy
Uncontrolled hormones begin to take over their body

They pause for a few seconds to catch their breath
Gazing into each other's eyes they see stars shining
God had eased their hearts and gifted them with love
A boy finding a girl and true love binds their souls forever



Published On: 12/30/2006
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By: GreyFox92


So today i went running through an open field and i couldnt help by spotting this awesomly cooler than cool  better yet awesome...  oh wait none of that shi*t happend ok today was ok but nuttin special happend
   we went to go see this really sucky play in school and im a theater nerd so when i say suck it sucked called Alice in Frickin' Wonderland... without the Fricken' part.
 
      did i tell you it sucked we sat there for three fricken hour and nothin happend now how stupid is that
ooh look at me im alice im seven years old i went to the lookin glass world and met tweedle fricken dum and tweedle fricken dee. and i became queen
how special was that!
 
   but i did get to see my freinds so that was the only good part about besides the 30 min nap i took inbetween it.
 
               so yea it was boring
 
                                                               Dont be hatin
 
                                                                              Mikey


Published On: 11/9/2006
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i found these all over tha net, so i brought them tougther here
 

10 questions that have confused mankind

1.Q- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2.Q- Who was the first person to say"See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3.Q-If the professor on Gilligan's
Island
can make a radio out of conconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
4.Q-If quizzes are quzzical, what are test?
5.Q-Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
6.Q-What do you call male ballerinas?
7.Q-Does pushing the elevator buttom more than once make it arrive faster
8.Q-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9.Q-Qhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
10.Q-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

 30 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

40 Things Do to At School

1. Walk into the library and ask if they carry books when they say yes say hmm I see.
2. Ask your language teacher to recite the ABCs for the class.
3. While in the lunch line ask if the Cheeseburgers have cheese on them.
4. Put underwear and your head and run through the halls screaming i am captain underpants obey me.
5. When a teacher asks you an obvious question give the wrong answer.
6. If the teacher asks if something is true or false and it's obviously true say false when she says no have your friend answer "What is False?"
7. Drop a Laptop on the ground and claim your mind powers weren't working correctly.
8. While in the lunchline claim to the person next to you that you have clean underwear on.
9. Tell the person next to you that you got so high last night that you thought you were floating.
10. Drop your pencil and when someone goes to pick it up scream "Hey that's mine"
11. If people consider you to be a nice person have an outrage with no point.
12. Proclaim you saw your least favorite teacher with your other least favorite teacher on a date.
13. Pretend to not speak english the first day you go to a new school.
14. If you having been going to your school for a while ask your teacher where the bathroom is.
15. Walk into a class that your easily passing and say my parents are so dissapointed in me for having a B+ Ms. Hull I just don't what to do and begin to fake cry.
16. In the lunch line take forever to choose your food.
17. Drive to school in the crappiest car ever and claim that it is your pimp car.
18. If your teacher asks you to get something from the office ask her if she wants fries or a drink with that.
19. Deliberately answer a science question with a math answer i.e. Which atom has a positive charge? 5!
20. If you white claim that you sound very black if you are black claim that you sound very white. 21. Tell every that you are from the future and that school is evil and must be destroyed.
22. Tell every that you are a pscho and you see the future.
23. Tell the person next to you that they smell very pretty, like garbage.
24. Ask your teacher for your own phone number so that you can call home to get your homework.
25. Ask your teacher if you can burn your books one day to show the effects of fire.
26. For all you inliners out there wear a Senate shirt to class and ask your Civics teacher for extra credit becuase you are supporting the
US
government.
27. When paying for your lunch if the lunch lady asks for 3 dollars give her 3 dimes.
28. When the announcements come on scream "AH the voices leave me alone leave me alone"
29. In the middle of Class stand up put your arms out straight and say "I am the waling dead must leave school" like a zombie and walk out of class.
30. Ask the teacher for her phone number.
31. Walk in late and proclaim that you are sorry but you had a very important meeting with the voices.
32. Pretend your a deaf the whole day.
33. Scream every time you speak.
34. Walk in the mornig screaming i saw it i saw it it's huge round pink and fluffy.
35. Take a random person and proclaim to the school that they are your new best friend.
36. When they take attendance say not here.
37. Proclaim that the printer or copier is your best friend.
38. Make photocopies of your butt and stick em on the walls.
39. Tell everyone that you have lice and scratch your head next to them.
40. Do all in one day.

44 Things to do at a movie theatre

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
3. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Run out of the theater screaming, "Oh my goodness, I forgot, Webster is on now!"
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Whenever a fat guy comes in the movie, stand up and do the truffle shuffle. Include the sound effects.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27. Ask your neighbor if Mr. T. is in the movie, and ask often.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
38. Do the running man every time a rap song is played.
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."
43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
44. Stand up in front of the projector and yell "Hey where is the movie"

 50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart

 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares,"
and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc.
See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,
"Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there
say "Hmmmm....I thought
the customer was always right!"
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows
from Bed and
Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
Section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
Various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
Something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
The food courts, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
Much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
*BONUS*
1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without
getting kicked out.
2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much youcan make.

 50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..)
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher."

 

50 fun things to do in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents
of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just
shut UP!'
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small
World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the
natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the
elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain
to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when
they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
'Noogie patrol coming!'
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a
warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulants!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and
demand that it stay open until you hear the penny
you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the
bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a
while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from
the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter
in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then
sigh and say 'oops!'
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it
looks infected.
24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while
continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator
descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head'
on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce, 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the
far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push
the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other
passengers 'through' it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and
ask 'is that your beeper?'
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the
red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a
stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
and announce to the other passengers that this is
your 'personal space.'
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another
passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long
strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a
more suitable host body.'
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at
other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's
getting larger.'
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and
holler 'Bad touch!'

 

 

 

51 ways to piss every1 off

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.
4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.
5) Improvise Italian operas.
6) Gossip about someone to their face.
7) Answer every question with a question.
8) Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
12) Repeat yourself constantly.
13) Change what you repeat every now and then.
14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
15) Change what you repeat every now and then.
16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
18) Change what you repeat every now and then.
19) One word: Caffeine.
20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.
21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
22) Using non-existent words like George Bush would.
23) Change what you repeat again.
24) Speak in rapid Spanish.
25) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
26) When doing number 25, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
27) Change what you repeat again.
28) You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
29) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
30) Don't proper grammar use while you are correcting them.
31) Pretend to be drunk.
32) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
33) Change what you repeat again.
34) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
35) Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls,
Georgia
for boys.
36) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, or having to many teeth.
37) Change what you repeat again.
38) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.
39) Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.
40) Pretend to be high.
41) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
42) Change what you repeat again.
43) You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
44) Speak in Gaelic.
45) Blink rapidly and constantly.
46) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
47) Strut.
48) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.
49) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.
50) Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
51) Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check list for Today." Don't let anybody forget that you have it on.

75 Ways to Order Pizza

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (
Pizza Place
)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.  

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (
Pizza Place
), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press
9-1-1
every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.

9 things I hate about everyone

1.) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2.) People who are willing to get off their ass and search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3.) When people say “oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!” damn right!! What good is cake if you can’t eat it!?
4.) When people say “it’s always the last place you look” of coarse it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Where are they? I’m going to kick their ass!
5.) When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” no loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor!
6.) People who ask “can I ask you a question?” didn’t give me a choice, did you sunshine?
7.) When something is ‘new and improved’ which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If its improved, then there must have been something before it.
8.) When people say “life is short” what the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9.) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “has the bus come yet?” if the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 



Published On: 10/17/2006
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So bexx and Rene decided to go to the village on crappy bikes. Bexx got keen and biked like a dummy, slipped on the wet road and landed on her head. Rene followed close behind and ended up running over bexx and falling on top of her (injuring her insides on the handelbars). I got an msn message at work that went something like this: "I need 2 glo top the hospitrsl" I borrowed the sb.com truck an turned it into the joe-bulance and we wnt and got everyone sorted out.

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