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Well Japan is fukin awesome, me and my mate ben were there from 13th Janurary - 15th feburary 2008 staying at a place called hakuba powder lodge in Hakuba, Nagano.

Spent most of our time boarding at hakuba 47 resort but also visited happo-one, yanaba, cortina and iwatake..

will definatley be going back sometime in the future, the snow was amazing, people are nice, food and booze is cheap.. nothing to complain about in a whole month besides a hangover lol..

so yeh, take a look at some pics and feel free to ask away if you have any questions about japan i mite be able to help you!!

cheers
tim.



Published On: 3/15/2008
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My Blog: WFC
By: Soldier712







Walhalla Fighting Championship:

This is something we started and would like to go big. We hold fights to see who the greates fighters are.


Champions:

Heavyweight: Thomas"The Caveman"Clark
Light heavyweight: Roman"The Soldier"Fortner
Middleweight: Vacant
Lightweight:"The man Without Fear"James Warnstorff


Fighters:

Roman Fortner
Height: 5'8"                          Strengths:  
Weight: 211lbs                      Strong takedowns
Age: 19                                  Impressive ground game
Reach: 56                               Devastating ground and pound
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu 

Thomas Clark
Height: 6'7"                           Strengths:
Weight: 340lbs                       Gigantic Size
Age: 20                                   Strong Grappler
Reach: 72                                Great Ground and Pound defense
Style: Wrestling, Kickboxing

James Warnstorff
Height: 5'7"                            Strengths:
Weight: 120lbs                        Strong striker
Age: 16                                    Effective on back
Reach: 56                                 Good takedowns
Style: Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

John Davis
Height: 5'10"                         Strengths:
Weight: 135lbs                        Fast striker
Age: 19                                   Excellent takedown defense
Reach: 60                                Quick on his feet
Style: Tae Kwon Do





Weight classes: 
Lightweight - over 145 lbs. to 170 lbs.
 Middleweight - over 170 lbs. to 190 lbs.
Light Heavyweight - over 190 lbs. to 215 lbs.
Heavyweight - over 215 lbs. to 265 lbs.

Bout duration: 
All non-championship bouts shall be three rounds.
All championship bouts shall be five rounds.
Rounds will be five minutes in duration.
A one-minute rest period will occur between each round.


Fouls: 

1.   Butting with the head.
2.   Eye gouging of any kind.
3.   Biting.
4.   Hair pulling.
5.   Fish hooking.
6.   Groin attacks of any kind. 
7.   Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
8.   Small joint manipulation.
9.   Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
13. Grabbing the clavicle.
14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
16. Stomping a grounded opponent.
17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
21. Spitting at an opponent.
22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
23. Holding the ropes or the fence.
24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat.
28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee. 
29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
30. Interference by the corner.
31. Throwing in the towel during competition.
32. Striking the knee in any way.

Ways To Win:  
1. Submission by:
           Physical tap out.
           Verbal tap out. 
2. Technical knockout by the referee stopping the contest.
3. Decision via the scorecards, including: 
           Unanimous decision [all judges pick the same fighter as the winner].
           Split decision [One judge picks one fighter, the other two judges pick the other fighter].
           Majority decision [two of three judges pick the same fighter as the winner].
           Draw, including:
                  Unanimous draw.
                  Majority draw.
                  Split draw.
4. Technical decision.
5. Technical draw.
6. Disqualification.
7. Forfeit.
8. No contest.

Fighting Syles:

Boxing

The skill or sport of fighting with the fists usually with padded leather gloves. Referred to as the "sweet science," boxers use elaborate foot maneuvers and quick jabs for offense. 

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

In the mid-1920's, Carlos Gracie opened the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. He taught the skills he learned from Japanese Judo master Esai Maeda. The skills were later modified to use less strength and to be more effective against larger opponents. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's reputation spread due to the success of its practitioners in no holds barred contests. 

Jiu Jutsu

Ancient Japanese martial art that encompasses throwing, joint locks, striking, and weapons training. 

Judo

Sportive Japanese martial art founded in 1882 by Jigoro Kano. Derived from Jujutsu, Judo is now an Olympic sport that emphasizes throws. Striking is not allowed in competition Judo. 

Karate

Name used to identify many Japanese and Okinawan martial arts. While known for powerful, linear techniques, many Karate styles also incorporate softer, circular techniques. Some of the popular styles of Karate are Kyokushinkai, Shotokan, Goju-Ryu, Shorin-Ryu, and Kenpo which was the first "Americanized" version of Karate. 

Kickboxing

Sportive martial art combining boxing punches and martial arts kicks. Many different styles with different rules exist such as Muay Thai, Full Contact Karate, and Asian Rules Fighting.  

Kung Fu

Also referred to as Gung Fu, Chinese Boxing, and Wu Shu. There are hundreds of Kung Fu styles. Many are patterned after the movements of animals. Some well known styles of Kung Fu are Wing Chun, Praying Mantis, Pau Kua, Tai-Chi-Ch'uan, and Shuai Chiao. 

Tae Kwon Do

One of the most practiced martial arts in the world, Tae Kwon Do is a Korean style known for its flashy kicking techniques. 

Wrestling

Possibly the world's oldest sport. Contestants struggle hand to hand attempting to throw or take down their opponent without striking blows. Some of the many styles of wrestling are Freestyle, Greco-Roman, and catch as catch can. 






Published On: 12/9/2007
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have you ever did these things??

Had Detention:

Oh ya

Got Caught Doing Something Illegal:

yes

Kissed A Person Of The Same Sex:

ya

Loved Someone:

yes

Eaten Something From Japan:

ya

Drank Alcohol While Your Parents Were Home:

ya

Toilet Papered Someones House:

nope

Played a Prank On Someone:

ya

Screamed Very Loud In The Library:

ya

Been in a Commerical:

no

Went on a Rediculous Diet:

nope

Bought Something Way to Expensive and Threw Away the Reciept:

Yes I hate that!

Fell off Your Roof:

A couple of times

Pretended to be Cold so you could Cuddle up to Someone:

no

Had a Dream come True:

yup

Got into a Fist Fight:

Oh yes

Asked someone out that you Barely even Knew:

no

Went on a blind date:

no

Been out of the United States:

no

Laid Outside and Watched the Clouds:

of course

Had a Tea Party:

yes

Used a Fake I.D:

yup

Hated the way you Look or Looked:

ya

Hated the School you went to:

no

Cried your Self to Sleep:

 Not for a long ass time

Laughed until milk came out of your Nose:

ya

Written a Letter to santa:

no

Seen a Ghost:

ya

Gone Skiing:

yup

Cried so Hard you Laughed:

yup

Laughed so Hard you Cried:

yes

Slept Naked:

yup

Gone Skinny Dipping:

Oh ya

Liked an Animal:

What?

Rode a Horse:

Ya a lot J



Published On: 5/30/2007
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A Full Service Survey:
Who Are You?
Name:Tiffany Allyson Vescara
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Rising Sign:n/a
Birth Year:1991
Birthplace:Trenton, New Jersey
Hometown:Houston, Texas
Is your Hometown a small town, rural town, suburb, city, or inner-city:city
Highschool(s):MDIHS
Are you the eldest, middle, youngest or only child?:youngest
Heritage:italian
What Do You Look Like?
Hair Color:light brown
Eye Color:green
Skin tone:medium
Face Shape:round
Height:5'6"
Weight:122
Shoe size:8's
What Makes You Tick
What aspect of your personality do you like best?my individuality.
Which aspect of your personality do you like the least?my boldness.
What are some things about other people that annoy you?snobby/ignorant people.
What are some things about you that might annoy people?i'm random, loud, bold, sarcastic, & brutally honest.
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?a veternarian.
What is your favorite time of day?midnight.
Are your parents still together, never were together or divorced:seperated.
How do you handle arguments/disagreements with other people?i get opinionated/defensive.
Would say you are more extroverted or introverted?extroverted.
Are you spiritual? If yes, is your spirituality influenced by organized religion?in some ways, yes.
Name one of your physical traits that you would change if you could:nothing. i'm content.
Name one of your physical traits that you really like:my eyes.
Name something you�d like to do before you die:fight for my country.
If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why?i'd stay here...just because.
Have you ever experienced anything supernatural?just myself.
Are you close to your family members?some of them.
Name some things in life that you are afraid of?dark water, needles, & spiders.
What is your biggest life issue right now?school/people.
What Do You Like?
Colors:black, white, red.
Scents:romance by ralph lauren.
TV Channels:lifetime/abc family.
Cars:harley davidson pick-up truck.
PC Games:tetris.
Snack Foods:a little of this/little of that.
Beverages:monster & amp.
Game Consoles:n/a
Concerts:the red jumpsuit apparatus.
Conversation Topics:completely random.
Newspapers:n/a.
Magazines:cosmopolitan. teen vogue.
Flowers:black roses.
Radio Stations:100.3/107.3/94.5
Jewelry:varies.
Restaurants:taste of india. olive garden.
Clubs:crossroads.
Websites:myspace.
CDs:aerosmith/flyleaf/haste the day/etc.
Vacation spots:orlando, FL/NYC/Cali
TV commercials:the geico commercial..."ello gov'na!"
Radio Commercials:n/a
Museums:n/a
Stores:hot topic=my life <33
Outdoor Activities:boating.
Do You Like...
Seafood?no.
Sushi?no.
Mexican Food?a little bit.
Italian Food?yes.
Chinese Food?kinda/sorta
Japanese Food?n/a
German Food?n/a
Greek Food?n/a
Polish Food?n/a
Mongolian Food?n/a
Barbecue?not really.
Cajun Food ?yes.
Soul Food?yes.
Vegan Food?no thanx.
Cake?depends.
Cheese?yes.
Jalapenos?no.
Artichokes?no.
Caesar Salad?yes.
Anchovies?no.
Rabbit?no!
Deer?no.
Bison?no.
Lamb?no.
Duck?nooo.
Do You Play...
Baseball?negative.
Softball?nope.
Basketball?no.
Football?on occassion.
Hockey?in gym class.
Soccer?sometimes.
Monopoly?mhmm.
Checkers?sometimes.
Chess?nope.
Scrabble?nah.
Trivial Pursuit?and i repeat, "nah".
Poker?yes.
Guitar?mhmm.
Flute?formerly.
Clarinet?nope.
Piano?a little bit.
Violin?nope.
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Published On: 5/18/2007
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My Blog: have ya??
By: emo_gangsta


Have you ever did these things???
 
Had Detention: Yeah lol
Got Caught Doing Something Illegal: hehe yes
Kissed A Person Of The Same Sex: no! ew!
Loved Someone: Of course
Eaten Something From Japan: I would never!!!!!! lol jk but no
Drank Alcohol While Your Parents Were Home: Course they like... see me drink it ..but its been long i dont do it much
Toilet Papered Someones House: yes lol
Played a Prank On Someone: duh!
Screamed Very Loud In The Library: no but ive laughed real loud thats it
Been in a Commerical: no
Went on a Rediculous Diet: hell no f*ck retarded diets they get u nowhere
Bought Something Way to Expensive and Threw Away the Reciept: haha no way
Fell off Your Roof: pleny of times
Pretended to be Cold so you could Cuddle up to Someone: No i usually was cold lol
Had a Dream come True: yup
Got into a Fist Fight: no but i totally betch slauped someone
Asked someone out that you Barely even Knew: dont a lot of people? but anyways no
Went on a blind date: no
Been out of the United States: I am out of there right now
Laid Outside and Watched the Clouds: of course
Had a Tea Party: hehe ya..bein 4 was fun
Used a Fake I.D: no lol i dont have to
Hated the way you Look or Looked: OH YES
Hated the School you went to: kinda...school has their good rememberable moments
Cried your Self to Sleep: plenty of times
Laughed until milk came out of your Nose: no its usually soda that i spit out ... everytime i drink i swear lol
Written a Letter to santa: lol yeah .... being 14 was fun lmao
Seen a Ghost: ohhhhhh f*ck yeah
Gone Skiing: nah
Cried so Hard you Laughed: lol how the hell could someone do that?
Laughed so Hard you Cried: lol yessssss
Slept Naked: noooooo
Gone Skinny Dipping: no but im willing ;)
Liked an Animal: what had a crush on them? uh .. no but i love my pets
Rode a Horse: yeah a lot of times


Published On: 4/30/2007
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 have  you ever did these things???
Had Detention: Yeah lol
Got Caught Doing Something Illegal: hehe yes
Kissed A Person Of The Same Sex: no! ew!
Loved Someone: Of course
Eaten Something From Japan: I would never!!!!!! lol jk but no
Drank Alcohol While Your Parents Were Home: Course they like... see me drink it ..but its been long i dont do it much
Toilet Papered Someones House: yes lol
Played a Prank On Someone: duh!
Screamed Very Loud In The Library: no but ive laughed real loud thats it
Been in a Commerical: no
Went on a Rediculous Diet: hell no f*ck retarded diets they get u nowhere
Bought Something Way to Expensive and Threw Away the Reciept: haha no way
Fell off Your Roof: pleny of times
Pretended to be Cold so you could Cuddle up to Someone: No i usually was cold lol
Had a Dream come True: yup
Got into a Fist Fight: no but i totally betch slauped someone
Asked someone out that you Barely even Knew: dont a lot of people? but anyways no
Went on a blind date: no
Been out of the United States: I am out of there right now
Laid Outside and Watched the Clouds: of course
Had a Tea Party: hehe ya..bein 4 was fun
Used a Fake I.D: no lol i dont have to
Hated the way you Look or Looked: OH YES
Hated the School you went to: kinda...school has their good rememberable moments
Cried your Self to Sleep: plenty of times
Laughed until milk came out of your Nose: no its usually soda that i spit out ... everytime i drink i swear lol
Written a Letter to santa: lol yeah .... being 14 was fun lmao
Seen a Ghost: ohhhhhh f*ck yeah
Gone Skiing: nah
Cried so Hard you Laughed: lol how the hell could someone do that?
Laughed so Hard you Cried: lol yessssss
Slept Naked: noooooo
Gone Skinny Dipping: no but im willing ;)
Liked an Animal: what had a crush on them? uh .. no but i love my pets
Rode a Horse: yeah a lot of times


Published On: 4/30/2007
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English - I Love You.

Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie

French - Je T'aime

Bengali - Ami Tumake Bhalobashi

Hindi - Me Tumse Pyar Karte Hae

Urdu - Hum Tumse Pyar Karte Hae

Czech - Miluji Te

Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta

Italian - Ti Amo

Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu

German - Ish Libe Dish

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Greek - S'agapo

Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi

Lithuianian - Tav Myliu

Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo

Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru

Persian - dooset Daram

Romanian - Te Ubsec

Bosnian - Volim Te

Albanian - Te Dua

Filipino - Mahal Kita

Spanish - Yo Te Amo

I Can Say I Love You In 23 Different Languages!


Published On: 4/24/2007
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My Journal: DEAR MAYOR,
By: Taiwan_Vaughan


 

Dear Mayor,

 

I’m one of those people that say they’ve been “saved”. There are a lot of us now, 32 million worldwide and the numbers are climbing rapidly. Although still relatively small in comparison with other clans, our institution has been the driving force behind popular fashions, cutting-edge music, film, and most modern art since the day our culture spawned 60 years ago. Whether alone, or in large groups, our place of worship is never limited to a church, temple or mosque, as we’re free to practice anywhere we like. Though seen in some ways as a cult, what binds us as a whole is not Jesus Christ, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha or even Hello Kitty. In fact our “fundamentalists” are no more than professional athletes, and our scholars produce what become our “bibles” in the form of magazines and DVD’s.

 

Never sure of whether to call itself a sport, an art, or even a new religion; skateboarding has always been in a league of its own. Together we skateboarders are a secure and unified nation. We share the same joy, the same pain, the same culture, all without needing a single leader to lead us, or boarders to fence us in. We are multinational, and within each of the countless counties we occupy we have no trouble being multicultural. All ages included, our way of life is physically and mentally healthy. A vast majority of us are staying out of trouble and away from a life of videogames while our games are often seen as a vast improvement over others. In the past decade, according to the American NSGA (National Sporting Goods Association) our relatively young sport has been replacing older sports such as Badminton, Billiards, Golf, Soccer, Baseball and Softball, Tennis and Table Tennis, Mountain Biking, and even Basketball, both on the Play Station and in the real world.

 

It was 17 years ago I started skateboarding. Since then it’s been without a doubt the most positive element in my life, and like so many guilt-ridden Catholics I feel indebt to its existence. Though great for everyone, skateboarding is a perfect outlet for “at risk” kids especially. Personally, any time my life started to go downhill, or if I got into trouble, it was always skateboarding that brought me back to life. Skateboarding’s secret societal healing power is in how it naturally fosters a need to be different and allows those who do it to progress and develop a healthy sense of independence, giving them improved confidence in all walks of life. It provides kids one more opportunity to get outside and actually do something instead of get bored and into trouble. Skateboarding continues to support life long after childhood as well. Being closely connected with the skateboard industry grants an array of highly satisfying job opportunities. I myself make a harmonious living instructing skateboarding, shooting photography and video of professionals, writing stories for skateboard magazines and even designing parks and plazas to skate in.

 

As one of many grateful skateboarders in existence, I sense a strong need to introduce skateboarding to others, protect what has made it great and keep alive the things that attracted me to it in the first place. It’s my desire to “keep it real", to keep the roots or fundamental characteristics functioning and in intact. Like a farmer I make sure it has plenty of regular waterings, enough fertile soil to root in, and as much light as it can get. Being from the west I’ve witnessed skateboarding in its mature form and feasted on its much larger fruit. Taiwan planted the seed just 10 years ago and it, like many of Taiwan’s borrowed culture or sports, is still a slow growing, vulnerable seedling, in need of special care and nurturing, and must first be grown tall and strong before any type of fruit can be had.    

 

 

 

 

 

CURRENT ISSUES

 

In a land lacking translated magazines and subtitled DVDs from the western world, and no strong local history, the skateboard scene here is like an empty shell. Without a clear idea of specific origins, skateboarding and its surrounding economy suffers from the same thing the “Hip Hop”, “Punk” or other borrowed western “youth cultures” suffer from in Taiwan. It quickly becomes a short lived fashion show if not enough new fans know what makes those western scenes shine so bright to begin with, what spawned them, or how they grew so big as to notice them halfway around the world.     

 

In what looks like proof of this theory, over the few years I’ve been in the Taiwanese skateboarding scene, the Taiwanese participation in skateboarding seems as though it has stalled at a modest midway point, odd for a sport that’s #2 next to Snowboarding in a list of the fastest growing sports on the planet. “Faddism” has indeed set in as too many have treated it as meaningless fashion, doing little or nothing to sustain a push forward or to help Taiwan’s skateboarding evolve and grow into the kind of scene one would and should have seen by now.

 

Not helping the situation also, is the fact that in Taiwan, and in much of the surrounding countries in Asia, skateboarding and its appeal to young people have been used by official “outside” organizations and their corporate associates mainly as a way to help promote the next cell phone, or products that have very little, if anything, to do with actual skateboarding. At the same time, skateboarding and its high potential for boosting tourism and its many profound social health benefits are being ignored and thus not cared for or utilized to the full extent they could be. Official decisions and planning that are said to aid in the promotion of the sport of skateboarding in Taiwan are currently being made by those who would not dare step on a skateboard themselves, and since they don’t skate they naturally know very little about skateboarding. Unfortunately for the Taiwanese tax payers, these “outsider associations” and there confused ideas on skateboarding have been approved by the Taiwan government to promote skateboarding since it first appeared in Taiwan barley 10 years ago. The Chinese Extreme Sports Association (CXA), to name a major example, is officially approved by the federal government to build “skateparks” and put on promotional events in name of something called the “X-Games”. It is quite apparent to whom the facilitation is supposedly for, that these planners and organizers lack the essential skills, experience, and cultural knowledge needed to help produce a strong, long-lasting skateboard scene in Taiwan. In fact, most of the local skaters I’ve talked to believe very strongly that in the C.X.A.’s “misdeeds”, they and their fantasies about us, our scene and industry, may actually be doing more harm than good. It is becoming ever more obvious that what they lack is the involvement of proper expert talent, and in this case they need not search any further than the skaters themselves.

 

Taiwanese skaters have had next to zero say and with the experts shut out, the parks they steam ahead to build for us, using strange partnerships and at costs that are strangely much too high, lack the necessary user-input and are inappropriately designed. To this day there are over 20 caged-in “X-Games” parks in Taiwan (about one in every major town), all cookie-cutter in nature, and not a single one made with expert skateboarder input. Instead they merely copy what they’ve seen on ESPN (another “outsider institution” wanting in). Up until recently, Taiwanese skateboarders (most of them merely high school aged) were not able, and in some cases too lazy or even unwilling to organize to attain official status and proper government support. But now with worse and worse parks going up, and more and more corporations taking us for granted in these contests, and with less and less respect to our culture, we’ve had no choice but to take matters into our own hands. Even skaters as young as 13 are slowly starting to realize a few things, things that have led to something called the Taichung Skateboarders Association. To become a recognizable and respected group in our community, autonomous in our direction, less vulnerable to exploitation and in charge of what we need to sustain natural growth; we needed to form the TSA. With careful long-term planning, we believe Taiwan’s skateboard scene and its surrounding industry can attain the kind of greatness and exposure it normally attains in every other country it exists in once skaters themselves are in the driver’s seat.

 

 

 

WHY THE OUTSIDERS WANT IN…

The Big Money in Skateboarding

l          There are an estimated 32 million skateboarders in the world, 12 million of whom are in the U.S.

 

l           Skateboards and skateboard-related products, from about 300 manufacturers of professional-level equipment, generate approximately $5.2 billion in annual retail sales around the world.

 

l          “Tony Hawk Pro Skater” video game captured the #1 ranking in both sales and revenue for video game sales in 2000, and has continued to achieve top spot each year since.

 

l           The 2001 Nickelodeon TV Kid’s Choice Awards placed Tony Hawk as “Favorite Male Athlete” in front of Tiger Woods, KobeBryant, and Shaqille O’Neal.

 

l           Tony Hawk is the 9th most searched for Athlete on yahoo.

 

l           Skateboarding is growing faster than mountain biking, golfing and 50 other sports tracked by the National Sporting Goods Association.

 

l          “More Americans rode skateboards last year than played Baseball, according to the Sporting Goods Association.” –USA Today, Aug. 17, 2001

 

l           Since 1987 the growth rate for skateboarding has been 7.2 percent per year, while baseball declined 27.9 percent and basketball grew only 5.1 percent in that same period. (From the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association’s January 2001 "Sports Participation Topline Report")





PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

Visions for the future:

        Taiwan’s first real skater-designed skate parks and multi-use plazas

 

Skateparks should be much more than just a place to skate; they should be powerful generators. They should generate more skateboarders and keep them skateboarding forever after they start.

 

Involving the youth and those with greater experience has been proven to work in Canada, the United States, Australia, and all over Europe. In Canada I was one of the founding members of the Vancouver Skate Park Coalition (VSPC), a coalition of skateboarders and BMX riders fighting for a place of our own, something our government had refused to grant us for well over 20 years.

 

We first sought a single indoor facility for the long Canadian winters 9 years ago., When we finally got approval to build a, “for skateboarders - by skateboarders” park, it was a huge success. Since then we’ve managed to help construct over 50 (cost-effective) other ones, each better than the last. They’ve been labeled the best in the world by professionals and skateboard magazines for being the most “modern”, “creative” and “technically advanced” concrete skate parks in North America for years and years. They have been hailed by parents, teachers, the police and the government for providing a sustained positive outlet to practice challenging skills and spend one’s time in a safe, social environment.

 

Because of an organized and highly passionate, self-motivated group like the VSPC, Vancouver is now discovering the benefits of some of the first “multi-use parks and plazas” in the world. The parks are a place where the skaters and the public co-exist comfortably in the same area, livening up parts of the city in the process.




 

 

“X”tremely Misunderstood

 

Last but not least, we as a skateboarding society want to inform the rest of society (especially the one that watches far too much TV), that skateboarding is not all about rings of fire or daredevil freak shows. What we do is about personal growth and our own individual successes. To 99% of us, skateboarding is not “X-treme”. In fact most of us are offended by mere use of it. Some even detest the word extreme or any cute use of the letter “X” in relation to us, since it has literally come to symbolize the corporate exploits of our talent, image and positive energy. At the very least, the word “X”-treme“ reminds us of the overly used marketing propaganda that all too often bears a dorky picture of a phony skateboarder, serving only to further confuse the public.

 

Style or technique, it doesn’t matter, skateboarding is completely free and self-paced. To the average skater a televised corporate contest seems a lot like a cheap corny circus act, devoid of meaning or soul. The corporate sponsored contests in Taiwan are rarely judged by skaters and the courses that we are enticed to perform on are made even worse than the “X” parks. Attendance by skaters in the televised “X-Games” have gone down over the years as they begin to see the events are mere jokes. Skaters in Taiwan’s young emerging skateboard scene are now finally old enough, or awake enough to suspect a certain form of meddling and many are becoming increasingly disappointed or annoyed with them generally.

 

A park of our very own making (events included)… can change all that and do a much better job of promoting skateboarding and the positive roll it naturally plays in any modern society.

 

Our plan is to eventually build (and take care of) a skater-designed, multi-use plaza and park, as well as an indoor facility for skateboarding, art and music. I like to think of the idea as a “Stock 20” for skateboarders.

 

Your campaigns have always caught my attention as they often emphasize support for the youth and nurturing the diverse cultures that come to Taichung, as well as the quintessential importance of tourism. It seems you have a clear vision of what it will take to make Taichung a truly modern and international city, especially as it relates to your young people, the ones bringing new life and culture to the city.

 

The TSA would like to pull you away from your busy schedule and invite you to one of our monthly meetings to show you what we’re currently working on and discuss these issues in more detail.

 

As everyone knows, your young people truly are the future of Taiwan! ….Let’s help make it both a healthy and thriving one.

 

In sincere respect to you, your island, and all your people,

 

Vaughan Neville

 

TSA Interim Coordinator /

VSPC Foreign Affairs

 

 

 



Published On: 2/28/2007
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THE BLOOD BROTHERS
be your own PET
cursive
heavy heavy low low
the jonbenet
THE NUMBER 12 LOOKS LIKE YOU
wecamewithbrokenteeth
the devil wears prada
fear before the march of flames
blessthefall
between the buried and me
anterrabae
the prize fighter inferno
see you next tuesday
the tony danza tapdance extravaganza
portugal. the man.
dance club massacre
the mars volta
drop dead, gorgeous
the fall of troy
chiodos
head wound city
preschool tea party massacre
mason
protest the hero
said the gun to the girl
runfasterscared
mindless self indulgence
neon blonde
bloc party
...shot me a mallard
HORSE the band
give up the ghost
set your goals
the agony scene
some girls
horrorpops
the special goodness
showbread
idiot pilot
play radio play!
the matches
job for a cowboy
upper class trash
anatomy of a ghost
mandy k
unwanted superheroes
dinkus 9
mischief brew
the aquabats
norma jean
lemuria
the messengers
a life once lost
he is legend
plot to blow up the eiffel tower
leora
kane hodder
big japan
the dying effect
the scene aesthetic
mechatama
suicide city
cartel
rocky votolato
the panic division
paramore
I AM GHOST
chasing victory
panic! at the disco
hellogoodbye
CIRCA SURVIVE
spitalfield
action action
aiden
facing new york
armor for sleep
pretty girls make graves
mychildren mybride
coretta scott
brandtson
hollywood endings
hidden in plain view
saosin
speakerfire
what truth is
queen city knights
june
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
the junior varsity
the audition
straylight run
BEDlight for blueEYES
the silence
not for resale
IT DIES TODAY
gym class heros
as i lay dying
RUFiO
thursday
i can make a mess like nobodys business
he is legend
silverstein
anti-flag
taking back sunday
THE SOUNDS OF ANIMALS FIGHTING
coheed & cambria
alkaline trio
finch
brand new
MY AMERICAN HEART
billy talent
from autumn to ashes
roundabout
hot hot heat
something corporate
EMANUEL
mest
afi
fall out boy
FROM FIRST TO LAST
the f-ups
letterkills
blink182
funeral for a friend
the honorary title
atreyu
matchbook romance
THE RECEIVEING END OF SIRENS
the early november
story of the year
a static lullaby
fillmore
wide of the mark
unwritten law
guns like girls
roses are red
tears of tomorrow
broken tempo
burn the beautiful
the scurvy knaves
hawed
inferis
the line dance massacre
rivalry
vita eterna
this day and age
cuteiswhatweaimfor
ill at ease
believe in you
standard of living
counterfit
drawback
rex banner
cherry bing
forget last year
HIT THE LIGHTS
scary kids scaring kids
race the sun
mxpx
transition
go betty go
rancid
EMERY
recover
the distillers
homegrown
socratic
minor threat
BRIGHT EYES
green day
the vandals
days away
the used
jimmy eat world
THE BLED
social distortion
the ramones
the starting line
adelphi
alexisonfire
athornforeveryheart
autopilot off
the juliana theory
underOATH
moneen
best interest
blindside
the libertines
the misfits
the casualties
dashboard confessional
dead kennedys
glassjaw
mae
the movielife
saves the day
the unseen
the vines
number one fan
the suicide pact
the escape engine
BOYS NIGHT OUT
versus the mirror
a wilhelm scream
greeley estates
plain white t's
the academy is...
hopesfall
halifax
no use for a name
underminded
the spill canvas
nural
zao
streetlight manifesto
big d and the kids table
pennywise
strike anywhere
bleed the dream
death by stereo
GATSBY'S AMERICAN DREAM
youth group
strung out
name taken
tsunami bomb
the postal service
 

ian. best friend.

jonathan. supa good friend.

matt. misery loves company.
 
 
 dislikes.x
[x] being lead on.
[x] unintelligent people.
[x] dirty whores.
[x] back stabbers.
[x] liars.
[x] people that use shows as a chance to show off their new TRENDYxCORE polka-dot this and superscene that. go for the music?!?! lamenoid.
[x] cheaters.
[x] two-faced bitches that talk shi*t.
[x] fakes.
[x] concieted people.
[x] clowns. (the literal kind, with the face paint.) they give me the wiggins.
[x] metallica.
[x] [some]rap.
[x] country.
[x] people that TyP3 LyK3 Th1s. so don't.
[x] valentine's day.
[x] bullshi*t highschool relationships.
[x] drama.
[x] having no self-esteem.
[x] crying over boys.
YOU CAN'T HATE THESE PICTURES
*LOOK IT'S MEEE*
 


Published On: 12/26/2006
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To meet the demands of our growing reader base,
Color Magazine has just signed a distribution deal with Made Media. This new partnership will make it easier for Color enthusiasts to get their hands on the magazine as it will now be distributed to the stores that they most often frequent (independent skate shops and boutiques).

Color Magazine aims to increase availability to our already loyal readership, as well as introduce the publication to new people who have been missing out on this fine product of skateboard culture.
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Color has its sights set on making the magazine more available in eastern Canada, while continuing to grow elsewhere in North America. Made Media hopes to increase awareness of their titles across the globe in countries such as Italy, France, New Zealand, Australia and Japan.
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Published On: 12/20/2006
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Abyss of the Oracle: Metalbet
By: Broderick


Heavy metal alphabet:
A: Axat (Hungary)
B: Bottom Row (Germany)
C: Czakan (Germany)
D: Demolition 23 (Finland)
E: Evidence One (Germany)
F: Fatum (Poland)
G: Gorky Park (Russia)
H: Harem Scarem (Canada)
I: Inspector (Russia)
J: Jax (Germany)
K: Nikolo Kotzev (Hungary)
L: Lionsheart (U.K.)
M: My Little Funhouse (Ireland)
N: Nemesis (Hungary)
O: OffRoad (Russia)
P: Purtag (Tibet)
Q: Quireboys (U.K.)
R: Ruscha (Russia)
S: Stella Maris (Israel)
T: Trilogy (Sweden)
U: Urgent (France)
V: Vanilla Ninja (Estonia)
W: Wittnezz (Switzerland)
X: X-Ray (Japan)
Y: Young Guns (Russia)
Z: Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction (U.K.)

but that doesn't mean they're any good: ha ha ha....



Published On: 11/11/2006
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My Blog: looking back
By: punkotaku


first of all, if you recognize this you should. i plan on deleting crushedandmelted, so i wanted to save my blogs first. so here they are.
 
today, tomorrow, and forever...
Friday, June 09, 2006
well.. yesterday i didnt get to watch white castle with josh... but i did today. and we happened to kiss a lil... then after i got home and he got home, he called me. and we talked for a while. kedo ne, tomorrows gonna be even better. we're goin to a carnival and goin shoppin. the only bad thing is, my grandma, my aunt, and my aunts 3 lil kids are also goin. and when we get to the carnival, my mom, her husband(who wants to kill me), and my two lil minions will be there. well... i call them my minions but theyre my brothers. i dont really care though, cuz i love being with josh. when im with him im happy. the this is happiness kind of happy. the kind that feels like it will last forever and you want it to never stop. sou... eien... zutto... zutto... zutto kare no sobani ite hoshii. daisuki dakara. without him, even anime that once made me feel so alive and happy begins to lose all meaning. i shouldve known a long time ago that loneliness was keeping me from being emotionally alive but... well i kind of did know... i just never had anyone that could take that loneliness away so that i could really understand it. ive changed since we started going out... im happy, i have a social life, im confident, im not afraid of being myself in front of anyone. sore dakara... shiawase datto. old dreams of college, seeing the world, basically going anywhere in life, they had all been more like a joke than a goal... and then we started going out. and now i really do intend to do all that, and i even started looking into it for reals too. such motivation that i never really had before... he gave it to me. he boosted my self esteem too... not intentionally but he still did it. and anyhoo, just so yall know, i wouldnt leave my boyfriend for anything, so dont even try breakin us up or askin me out. jaane.
 

a day ill never forget....
Saturday, June 10, 2006
what a day. woke up at 6, showered, got ready to go. then went to my aunts house next door, helped her get her three lil kids ready. we finally left around 830, half an hour later than planned. went and picked josh up(in case you still havent caught on, josh is my bf). stuck in the backseat between him and my annoying cousin. tight fit too. anyhoo ignored annoying person most of the time. got to the provo mall. me and josh get dropped off. walk around, randomly go into stores with anything that seems somewhat interesting, sit on couches when tired. got couple of big pretzels... enjoyed the view... saw lil kid with mohawk... oh yeah we went into a bookstore and i got a japanese dictionary (finally-after bout 2 years of searchin... doesnt include "bad" words though... ya kinda have to use your imagination there...lol). anyhoo after while we had to go, so the other people came and picked us up, took us to lunch... josh got mad at me saying i wasnt eating enough(i guess ya could say that came back to haunt him later today ^^ for certain reasons...) and the baby was crying so they had us take him outtside. so we did... and realized how it might look to other people... you know like young couple and their baby(fyi: that was not the case, and it will not be for a very long time, cuz i wont allow it. i will die before becoming a teenage mom.) anyhoo we werent out there long before my aunt came out. then we went on... to the carnival. i dont know whether i can say it was fun or it was .. sad. first we went to the food thing my mom and her husband runs(fyi: i dont live with them nor do i want to. and while the guy is technically my step dad i wouldnt call him dad if ya paid me a milllion bucks. i call him either jim or the crack of doom lol) well we pritty much ignored them anyhoo... i just came over to say hi to my lil minions and introduce them to josh(although we'd probly be married by the time either of my bros are old enough to remember- i think dallas is 18 months old, jake isnt even six months yet.) so then my mom told us where to get tickets-and we got them. the first ride we went on went around in a circle. i thought it was totally awesome but josh didnt like it as much(for certain reasons-youll see) and then after that we had to get more tickets. so we did then i somehow got him to go on this other ride with me.. it didnt take you upside down but it did put you at bout 80 angle and spin ya around. well... i was kinda bored by it, but josh... lets just say "motion sickness". we had to take a lil break after that. (fyi: it wasnt to be mean or anything, but i was laughing the whole time. i couldnt help it.)then after a lil while... well.. there was this ride... called the zipper... freaky lookin... i wanted to go... and he knew it.. he also knew it would be worse this time... and he went with me anyway... well for the first part of the ride.. i was somewhere between bored and insane. in other words it wasnt as thrilling as i expected, but i was (insanely) laughing my *** off anyway. and then... we stopped. lol got off, josh stripped his now soaked shirt off, went to the food stand to clean up a lil. and... i was laughin the whole time... i dont really know why... i wasnt makin fun of him... who knows... anyhoo... got cleaned up a lil.. went out to the van where they were waitin for us.. he had to ride in the front this time. then we went to walmart...wait. flashback... ok nevermind thats for me to know and only josh to find out.. anyhoo... me and josh sat on the grass in the shade waitin for everyone else.. we talked, i told him how vulnerable he was, used that to find out hes actually ticklish(his sides, his ears, lots of places-and no i dont mean hentai places!) lol he made me laugh.. hmm... new nickname im gonna give him: guy-too-sexy-for-his-shirt(for certain reasons). we kinda slept on the way back... and we finally got back.. sniff had to say goodbye... i told him to go sleep some more...i got home, took medicine for my headache, and started writin this blog. anyhoo.... thats what happened. and no, im not one of those stupid shallow girls that would break of with him cuz something like that happened... or one of the pathetic ones that stick with him cuz they feel sorry for them. thats just... wrong... somehow... i couldnt do that... not even to a friend... not to anyone that i cared about even a lil bit... yeah takin him on the last ride was mean.. i know... i was thinkin more bout myself than him... not on purpose of corse.. i regret it... and im sorry... but still... at least i both realize and admit my mistake... and feel bad about it... and afterwards... on the way home... i thought much more about him than myself... i love him so much... i feel different this time though... but that im writin in my locked journal... cuz its personal... and special... dakara... 
 
sunday randomness
Sunday, June 11, 2006
i hate sundays... so slow.. nothin to do... sigh. well... ok so theres stuff to do... im just to lazy to get off my butt and do it... although theres other reasons i dont wanna get up... im hungry... i want to feed on peoples souls... og im in so much pain right now... D4 P41|\|!!!! sigh... ahhh... talking to josh... its like a megapain killer... yokatta.. heheheh june 1 or 2 2011!!! that will be the best day of my life... although, the year is subject to change. in a garden... heheheh everyone will know what i mean someday... gaou!!! im hungry!! somebody feed meeeeeeeeee!!! oh yeah forgot bout the dont feed the weirdo sign i need to get rid of it somehow. hmm... this afternoon should i play diablo 2 lord of destruction or should i watch anime... wow tough decision... i mean... i like anime.. no correction LOVE anime.. but i need to get really good on diablo 2 so i can ownz peoples... like my bf. btw i also need to work on soul calibur 2, red alert 2, and age of empires so i can ownz there too.aa mo now josh is sad crap the light is dying i cant see myself!! would say soul is breakin but already broken and heart has been shattered for as long as i remember... it wont go back together even with josh... the biggest pieces that managed to survive just get a lil bigger.. but then they are more vulnerable...ah wonderful food!!! well.... .... at least it was food...lol i think ill just talk to josh all afternoon
 
hitori bochi wa sabishii desu...
Thursday, June 15, 2006
i dont really know why... but ive been feeling so lonely... ok so i lied... i do know why... i wish i didnt... i wish i wasnt in pain... i can hide it whenever i want to... but its still there... and it wont go away... i smile and hide it from everyone... even myself... but its still there... even though i should be happy... im in pain... i want to cry and cant... it hurts... when im alone... people werent meant to be so alone... tasukete... dareka...
 
doin a lil better....
Thursday, June 15, 2006 
ahh... i finally got to talk to josh. i feel so much better now. although, i am a lil pissed that he got me to tell him somethin i didnt want to tell him. im so confused about stuff right now. well.. probly partly cuz im a lil sick right now... head spinnin a lil.. but still... i dont know what i want to do with my life... well i kinda do.. more like to much i want to do and several of them conflict with the others. like... i kinda want to just live a nice, normal life... maybe raise kids... on a farm or somethin. the conflict is, i have another ambition: rule the world. and that comes into major conflict with my other dream. i think in the end it will depend on my circumstances when i really have to make a choice between the two. the way its lookin now... the world will never know who i am.. and ill be okay with that. cuz i have someone who loves me anyway. so... i feel like everything will always be okay, somehow.
 
i should be happy but im sad....
Saturday, June 17, 2006
sigh... tomorrow my cousin, alex, is coming. so i should be happy, but... tomorrow josh is leaving. and i wont even get to say goodbye because i have to leave to get alex in the morning, and we wont be back until late at night. 3 days at least without josh... it will be the longest 3 days of my life, although not quite so long as it would have been without alex. sore demo... i.. im already missing him... if i could i go to him sugu ni and tell him how much i love him. how i cant believe i actually feel this way... and at the end, zutto hoshii itte. anata ha watashi no sekai. ma... true, he already knows all this. but i want to tell him again... and again... so he never forgets it. kare ha atashi no subete. i hope he knows that too. which i dont think he does... not really. i spose ill try to just have fun with alex while hes gone... but it really isnt the same. it.... isnt.
 
i cried myself to sleep last night...
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
i dont know why, but ever since josh went to california and came back we've been ... fighting ... alot. over the stupidest things... my cousins are here and i should be happy and spend more time with them since i dont see them very often but i dont feel happy. i feel more like just staying in bed all day, under my blanket, hiding from the world. but i dont want to make my cousins feel bad either, so every morning i force myself to roll out of bed and put on a smile. and so, for the past few days ive been hiding my pain, from everyone including myself. until last night. last night i cried. i really did. i even wanted to. i didnt want my family to know though. so i buried my face in my pillow and cried myself to sleep.
 
watashi wa watashi...
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
watashi wa watashi - i am me. i dont know why, but i feel like my old self again. except in one way. i used to be... so sad, so lonely. now i feel exceptionally calm, and happy. i dont feel so lost anymore.. its strange.. what anime does to me... for me.. anime isnt just eye candy... its special.. i wouldnt be here if it wasnt in my life... id still be that terrible lil kid... ive changed alot really... and im still changing. i want to keep chasing this dream.. as long as its in front of me... and i want to keep it in my sight forever..
 
so... many... people... *screams, choking, silence...*
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
well because most of my family has been staying at my house i havent really been able to get on the internet lately. in addition, my email isnt working the computer freezes up when i try to send stuff. anyhoo... im really tired. i havent been gettin much sleep lately, mostly because of my cousins who are even more obsessed with computers than i am (every morning i wake up to them playing diablo 2 or something in my room, usually thats what wakes me up in the first place.) well fourth of july at our house was really something this year. it started at about 1 in the morning when our winrower was in flames (still dont really know why). i spose its really a bad thing but its was so cool!!! the flames were huge, my gramma was freakin out for once, the fire department came, and my cousins slept through the whole thing-bwahahaha!!! it was awesome!! anyhoo, aside from that, the morning was pretty boring. then in the afternoon my bf came over (first time seeing him since he went to california!) and he got me pocky and a chobits poster. then we went to watch the big fireworks and it was just us cuz my family was watchin from my uncles house instead of the park. afterwards we had to take his mom home (i love his mom!) and that was lots of fun. then he brought me home and joined us in the tank wars. my two uncles went out with us to "supervise" but they ended up being worse than us-throwing lit fireworks around, jumping through the fountains... my aunt said they were worse than us.. lol it was fun though. it ended somewhere around 1 or 2 in the morning... and then josh had to go home *sniff*. it was awesome though, kyle, alex, and me are now 3rd year veterans.
 
i love you... so why am i confused?
Monday, July 10, 2006
(Warning: intense insanity ahead) arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im .... surrounded.... by guys.... night and day... all the time... its driving me insane.... i want something feminine!!!!! waaaaaaahhh first i get my cousins 24/7 for two weeks... and now my bf... i love him but... makes me feel hurt and confused sometimes...especially confused.... then i react and make myself confused.... aaa mou!!! i want to spend just one day with one of my female friends without ANY guys in it.... aaahhhhh.... I SO HATE SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel cut off from my friends... from the world... from my sanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs chair, throws at window, glass cracks* (phrases here cannot be said in public)*continues hitting window with chair, glass shatters, chair flies through the window* stupid chair anyway... *glares* (FYI no i didnt put a chair through the window but i sure feel like it. i cant garauntee i wont soon.) .....(i am adding this bout an hour later cuz i forgot it) i may be confused and losing my mind but i forgive you josh.... just so you know...
 
why is this happening??
Monday, July 10, 2006
og... why is this happening... it feels like hes going to leave me at any second... it hurts so bad i wish i could fall asleep and never wake up. sure theres times he makes me sad but hes the only one who makes me feel happy. its like... sending me up to cloud nine just to shoot me down. with crossbow bolts and sharp pointy rocks below. sometimes i wonder if it would be better if we ended it, but then i think about how happy hes made me, and then the thought of not having that happiness anymore-its unbearable. im so stupid... i subconsciously believe that everything will turn out alright, but if i think about it logically its almost always the opposite. right now im sad, hurt, and confused. my heart is bleeding (figure of speech, not literally, though it sure feels like it) tears are flowing.if i get any sleep tonight itll be cuz i cried myself to sleep or passed out. aside from my bf i even confuse myself. i mean... if im alone, not talking to anybody in any way, i am the me i know very well. but... lately, when im with people, im not me. its like im someone else... a someone i dont like very much. last night i realized that.. im normally... a good person... but... lately... for quite a while actually.... i havent been... its like im going back... to how i was... before... and i would rather die than be like that again. something needs to change... and ive been through this before so i know where to start.... its just not as easy to change into good as it is to be not as good. sigh... well i do feel a lil relieved now...
 
chii *smiles, stumbes, falls* gao...
Friday, July 14, 2006
well this week seriously sucks. my bf is in california, im stuck alone with my gramps that hates me, we're running out of the foods i like (so what if im picky), i cant go to my job until my grams is back in several days and therefore cannot be paid, i have to clean the house and do dishes (by hand) every morning, i dont have a drivers liscense so i cant go anywhere (i live on a farm in the middle of nowhere so i cant even walk somewhere unless i walk 10 miles or more to the nearest town, which i cant do cuz of heat and asthma anyway), its way to hot to go outside, im tired of sitting on my butt all day, my head hurts from using the computer too much without my reading glasses, i need to do laundry sometime soon, i have to take a shower sometime tonight, my gramps is complaining bout the net on his computer bein slow when i use the net on this computer, i need to remember to transfer those pics from the floppy to my computer in my room (which doesnt have internet cuz my grandparents are stupid, strict, fat, and ugly - bwahahaha), my hair is short, im getting hungry, i hate summer cuz i like school, i want to go on a vacation somewhere this summer and cant go anywhere, i want to go swimming in the ocean - and cant, my cell wont upload pics for me anymore cuz its dumb, i havent seen any of my friends since summer started except my bf and another friend who i saw ONCE for a brief moment before the movie (we were in a theater) started, i want to lay down and cry, i cant because it makes my head dizzy just to lay down, im bored, and the next strip of megatokyo isnt until monday. gao. ok, i think thats about it for complaints. alot of them isnt there? and yet... somehow... i dont feel crappy as hell... at least in some ways... thats probly because my bf comes back tomorrow, my grams isnt constantly nagging me, summers half over, my cousins arent here to annoy me to death, lack of food is keeping me from constantly eating stuff thats only somewhat good for me, not going outside means not getting tan (im not one of those people that like tanning or being tan-i think it just looks weird), no job means more time for games and anime, doing the dishes by hand is makin my hands SUPER soft, since josh is in cali it doesnt really matter if im out of the house or not, sweeping and mopping around the house is keepin me off my butt, i can put off the laundry til... whenever, if i take a bubble bath instead of a shower tonight it will make me feel relaxed, gramps went outside, pics can wait, no internet on my computer in my room means no viruses, my hair will grow out eventually and looks cute enough right now, im going to go eat something when im done typing all this, if i go upstairs and rewatch chobits while i eat i will feel happy and will no longer be bored. chii. anyhoo... just wishing i could be in my future now...
 
sigh... when will summer end?
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
i know.. summers more than halfway over, but only barely. i really hate summer. i probly wouldnt hate it so much if i wasnt being isolated on the boringest farm in history or if i had a drivers license and money or if i actually got along with my grandparents or if i somehow got to go on a vacation this summer.... but no. theres nothing good about it for me. not even getting to watch anime and play games all day. games are only fun for so long when youre playing the same games by yourself over and over. as for anime... i probly wont be able to get more until december, or longer, so if i watch it all (which ill probly end up doing) then from august til then ill have to rewatch stuff. there wont be anything new. i spose... spending the whole day with my bf could be mistaken for a good thing. a correction: it is NOT!! now, instead of seeing him at school EVERYDAY, i can only see him every other day. also, when we had school, i could go to his house after school about every other day, so as a result, im spending less time with him than before. then the worst part of summer... aside from my bf, i havent seen any of my friends since summer started and havent heard from most of them. the ones i do get to talk to i dont get to talk to very often... probly only 3 or 4 times a week if im lucky. i... just wish school would start. oh yeah.... that reminds me. look forward to millard high graduation 2008... bwahahahahaha!!
 
if i had one wish...
Thursday, July 20, 2006
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if i had only one wish and it could absolutely ANYTHING, i would wish for josh to always be with me. *sigh* i got the idea from oh my goddess of course (the wish for anything part, not the actual wish.) but if ya think about it, it would be so great. if it happened while at his house, then the ultimate force would keep us from leaving holden, id spend the night, ..... well i never really thought bout after that... but itd still be fun, cuz my suteki na bf would be with me. anyhoo... that aside... OMG i love hot topic!!! some of the punk stuff there is actually sweet!! not to mention they have some anime stuffs too!! i love it!!
 
good morning people!!! ...... although it isnt mornin anymore!!
Friday, July 21, 2006
well i slept in til noon o clock today after talking to my bf half the night. its sooooooo depressing that i cant see him today though!! my stupid guardian wont let me see him every day and since were gonna be together all day tomorrow (and i mean from 530 or 6 in the morning to probly late at night) and since we were together on wed., i dont get to see him today and i didnt see him yesterday!! guardians SUCK! well... its also possible they caught on to stuff....heheheh. anyhoo.... i was kinda hopin hed call me by now... but no... not yet. so im guessing he had stuffs he had to do before he could call me today... at least that means i slept through most of it!!
 
The Saturday I Gave to You...
Sunday, July 23, 2006
ok this is about yesterday when i went to warped tour with my bf. it kinda started the night before. for certain reasons i stayed up the whole night. somewhere around 3:45 AM i got out of bed and started gettin ready. 4:50 AM i called josh he was on his way and yelling at chad to get out of the back seat (no its not what you think he put a pillow and stuff back there for me to sleep on the way to slc. we did not do stuff back there he was driving.) anyhoo... he pulls in, carries me to the van cuz i dont have shoes (i was wearin his shirt and pants and later his shoes), and then we went to his house for a few min. we ended up leaving holden at 5:30 am. no i did not sleep on the way up but chad did. we stopped in nephi and got "breakfast" which was doughnuts. it was quiet for a while then i think somwhere around provo we started doin random things. things like... taking pics of people we were passing for no reason. then we got to salt lake city. i think we asked for directions like 5 times cuz josh wouldnt let me get em off the net the night before. and cuz he didnt listen to me or chad when we told him to turn.(although we werent always right...) i swear we kept goin in so many circles. then we finally got there... and when standing in line, realized we didnt have tickets. so me and josh made the mistake of sending the other two to get em while we stood in line. line moved up almost all the way then we just stood on the side waitin for them. they finally come; we go through the security thing and have to wait even more. then we lose those two again when they ditch us cuz they see other friends and go with them. we get in a while later and almost instantly run into people givin out free stuff *ahem*con.doms and then me and josh went lookin for water. i dunno bout him but i was dehydrated.so we got some water and found some shade over by this brick wall and sat down and i drank the whole bottle almost instantly. we rested a lil before we got some ice thingys and then we sat down and ate those. then we kinda wandered around a lil. josh seemed to be having a lot of fun. i wasnt exactly happy to be there but i came just for him so whatever.we got somethin to eat, ran into some of his friends... a lil while later started lookin for chad who disappeared before we got in and who doesnt have a cell phone. after a couple hours we just headed to the car, josh had to carry me, and then chad came. we just left the other person there. then the car wouldnt start and when it did we didnt use the air conditioner so we had the windows rolled down. originally we were gonna go shoppin afterwards but i was passin out and the car problems... so we didnt. i dont really remember much from there to holden... or was it scipio? my memorys kinda fuzzy. anyhoo, stopped at josh's house. we were in his room; chad got on the computer, then after a while josh dissappeared, i went lookin for him, found him outside on the trampoline laying down. i went over by him and mostly just sulked there cuz my face was on fire from sunburn and i had a pritty bad headache. after a lil while we went in and he gave me some medicine and we went downstairs then upstairs and stuff (leave a comment or something if you want to know more bout.."stuff") and then it was like 9 when i was feelin better. so he brought me home, i changed, my family wasnt home, i called, gave my grams the story, and thats pritty much it. normally i would probably call this a really really bad day but for certain reasons it was better than most days. its like in oh my goddess when keichii says we've gone through some tough times (something like that) but i can change them all into fond memories because belldandy was with me. thats how i feel about yesterday... and any day im with josh. so people who dont believe in love can just die!!
 
sulking....
Friday, July 28, 2006
well its been 2 days since my grandma(aka the nazi, lord farquad) has severely limited my time with josh. since that time i have cried quite a lot, stayed up most of the night trying to drown my feelings in anime, and tried to avoid her as much as possible. thanx to the people who raised the average movie time from an hour and a half to two hours plus, i was able to extend my time to 3 hours. still, compared to spending most of the day with him every other day before, it isnt much. i still have not seen other friends all summer. most likely i will not. which means until school starts on the 17 of august, i will be spending most of my time alone. i hate being alone. for me it is the greatest pain there is, and no matter how long ive dealt with it before doesnt change how much it hurts. there is almost a month left of summer, and i will probly spend most of it sulking, crying, or angry. strangely though, i dont really feel sorry for myself... just really pissed that this happened and lonely. i feel like i lost my sparkle.... it has been replaced by smog... josh made me sparkle... loneliness made the smog...
 
this week....
Monday, July 31, 2006
well yesterday josh went to some thing and i wont be able to see him until tuesday or wednesday... most likely wednesday. on top of that, he took his cell but not his charger so i talked to him last night but will be lucky to talk to him today or tomorrow. aside from that, i have no plans for today. tomorrow me, my grandma, and my 7 year old cousin ashlyn are planning on going school shopping. actually, i only plan on buying certain things since i already made plans to go school chopping with josh on aother day... i cant remember what day exactly... probly wednesday. we plan on taking all day if possible when we do go. anyhoo... thursday is unplanned so far, but happens to be two weeks from the day school starts(YAY!!!)friday i have to take the test to get my learners permit.... yeah yeah i should have got it over six months ago when i was in drivers ed... so what im lazy. im goin to try to pass it in less than 10 tries.... i doubt i will... but ill try. its surprising my grandmas forcing me to take this... cuz once i get my license, she cant stop me from goin to see josh everyday... and yet, she forces me to do this... oh well. i really hate driving, but if it gets me away from here, its not too bad. .... .... .... .... .... .... ....
you people that can be with the ones you love all day, everyday.... you have no idea how much i envy you.
 
wednesday, august 7. 2.10 pm
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
good morning! its not really morning anymore, but good morning just the same. today i slept in til noon o clock. i had breakfast, which was actually lunch, and took a nice, long shower. i tried calling josh a few times, failed. got permission to be with him today. got on computer, he called me. then he had to go get his dad or something, and i got on skateboard. i had three messages, no forwards, one comment, and i checked the forums. now here i am, writing this blog. yesterday i went school shopping with my grandma and my cousin ashlyn, who is 7. there was a bad storm though, so we came home early. i think it was around four when we got home, but im not sure. i told josh to call me when he got back, so mostly i spent the afternoon hoping he would call. somewhere around 7 he did. around 7.30 he picked me up, and we went to the park. we didnt do much there, i was wearing a skirt so i couldnt swing like usual. when we headed home it started storming so when we got back we had to wait in the car for the rain to stop. after we finally said goodbye i went in and waited for him to call. he did, but had to go again for a while. so i watched a movie and trimmed and painted my nails (yes, there are no more monster toenails.) it felt weird, probly cuz i havent painted my nails in years. anyhoo, shortly after the movie finished he still hadnt called, so i thought about calling him. and thats when the phone rang. we talked for an hour then he was tired so i told him to get some sleep. and then last night i had some really weird dreams. like really really weird. and the beginning was pretty demented. like the movie saw kind of demented. i wasnt the one getting tortured though it was people i didnt know that probly dont even exsist that were dying in my dream. that stuff went on for a while in my dream then it started changing and josh was there and all this weird stuff started happening. candyland on crack kind of weird this time... although im kinda used to candyland on crack types of dreams its what i usually have. still... even though it was a dream, as soon as josh was there i felt relieved somehow. and i remember... some guy hit on me in the dream, and i got mad at him. then josh showed up and i told him what happened. then i think thats where i woke up. heheheh i think itd be nice to have dreams like that every night. and yes, that does include the demented parts and the candyland on crack parts. the best part was josh being there in my dream. im totally obsessed with him. always have been. always will be.
 
maybe...
Monday, August 07, 2006
hello, whoever reads this. im sorry if i sound a little depressed, im in pain right now. emotional pain. josh sort of ... hung up on me. and turned off his cell phone. i probly wont talk to him until tomorrow, he might sleep in later than he was supposed to, we might not get to go shopping tomorrow, there was a hailstorm today, i dont have enough money to finish my school shopping (probly not even enough to buy the underwear i need), my familys become so poor we cant pay my school fees, i feel like hell, and its the end of the world. well, since im feeling sad/hurt/depressed/lonely right now, i cant really think of anything good to say. especially about today. maybe tomorrow... lets try... okay. MAYBE i will wake up early enough. MAYBE josh will come to my house early. MAYBE we'll end up having enough money to get everything we need. MAYBE i'll find a bra that works for me. MAYBE i'll find panties and stuff that i like. MAYBE i'll find the socks i've been looking for for the last two years. MAYBE we'll be able to see a movie while we're there. MAYBE it won't storm. MAYBE we won't stop smiling all day . MAYBE my grandma will let me stay with him all day. MAYBE ....... maybe... me and josh will go for a whole day without arguin, gettin mad at each other, or makin each other sad. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . it would be nice. just for once... to have a nearly perfect day. just once... is that really too much to ask? sadly.... it is too much. most of those "MAYBE"s will not happen today, and some of them wont ever happen, most especially on the same day. still... i guess it was nice to dream for a few minutes. . . . . .


Published On: 8/14/2006
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Confirmed dates and locations are listed below for the upcoming Burton Global Open Snowboarding Championships, the international event series that gives local, amateur and pro snowboarders an equal shot at a world class title. This season, the contest series will crown its first male and female Global Open Champions at the Burton US Open, which is celebrating its 25th anniversary in 2007.

Burton Global Open Snowboarding Championship Dates:

New Zealand Open August 3-5, 2006 SnowPark, New Zealand
Australian Open August 25-27, 2006 Falls Creek, Australia
European Open January 20-27, 2007 Laax, Switzerland
Nippon Open February 20-25, 2007 ALTS Bandai, Japan
US Open March 12-18, 2007 Stratton, VT USA

"We're expanding the Burton Global Open series to give more people the chance to witness some of the best snowboarding in the world," says Bryan Johnston, Vice President of Global Marketing at Burton. "Each of the Burton Opens will take it to the next level in terms of event execution, TV coverage and podcasting to give riders, spectators and viewers at home the best possible experience."

In addition to having a shot at the Global Open Champion title, the male and female winners of each Open competition will receive airfare and accommodations at the next contest in the Burton Open event series.

More details to come on all Open events as the dates draw nearer.
 
 
 


Published On: 7/17/2006
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My Blog: Hehe
By: Fear_the_SPORK



Time to remodel Lena's Blog because Trina is bored!
hmmm what to do this time....
haha....be afraid be every afraid.. so anyways I'm just gonna add some dumb icon things haha.. cuz i'm kewl like that haha... this one is funny lol  WOO!Ride that donkey Lena haha i saw some Donkeys today in the parade haha... and i didn't see myself on tv but then again i didn't really watch
awww look at the cute bunny *hop hop* lol i should write u a story but idk lol i would probably start one but won't finish it.....actually ill write one... k here we go

Once there was a girl name Trina who lived in a box and one day and a girl named Lena come over to Trina's house * which was a box* and kicked it over... so Trina was very upset..so Lena bought her a new one a bigger one with some bubble wrap... that made Trina very happy and they all lived happly ever after
the end...
u like?? huh huh.. i know u do haha....took me a long 2 mins to write haha not really like 30 seconds lol whoa! why is otown playing :S
ooo i have a new theme song... one that suits me better... i was kinda singing it on the phone today but ill sing it all now...
its called i'm a gangster

verse 1


I'm a gangster,i'm a stright up G,
the gangster life is the life for me.
Shooting people by day,driving cars at night,
being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection,
then gave your mom a yeaste infection.
I saw the policeman and i punched him in the eye,
to seve and protect what a lie.
I also dont like white people you shouldnt too,
and dont get me started about the jews.
I'm a gangster grrr i'm mad,
i'm a gangster my rhymes are bad.
I'm a gangster i'm iced out like a freezer,
i'm a gangster i dont listen to weezer.
I droped out of school at the age of 3,
cause all the teachers tried to player hate on me.
My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine,
my rhymes are hot like a burning flame.
Sisco is my homey he's a gangster too,
me and sisco are the leaders of my gangster crew.
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance,
some say we are the perfect match.

Verse 2

I am giving a shout out to my homeys in cell block 8,
being in jail sucks because you have to masterbate.
Except when a jewish person goes to jail all my homeys cheer,
they will make mince meat out of his rear.
Ben petty helped me make the beat this song,
i shot him in the face because he looked at me wrong.
I'm a gangster i drop bombs like hiroshima,
i'm a gangster bitch suck on my weiner.
I'm a gangster i drive a cool car,
i'm a gangster i smoke weed and a cigar.
Yo my gangster flow,
yo yo yo yo.

Verse 3

I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey,
i got kicked out of japan by drinking all the saccai.
f*cked a bitch give me head hoe,
whats up to my dogs,
yo yo yo.
They play this song on the radio all day long,
so everyone can hear my gangster song.
Nobody thought i would blow up like a fire stone tire,
oh there is no beat left,
die die santa claus die

Hahaha... its soo funny lol omg  when i was at the parade i thought of u when i saw the marching band cuz last night we talked about what we can play and yeah anyways....funny my computer is being really gay right now GRR i'm mad haha... well i better go to bed...i say haha way to much...meh oh well

 
My Sexy Hippo(No Jen He's MINE)
 
 
Viva Forever
by Spice Girls


Beka Was Here!
I LOVE YOU LENA!
<3


Published On: 7/8/2006
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yo its the A.Z.N nigga f*ck the rest. dial lest to new york jigga we the best. vietnam to japan to mongolia. phillapines to thiwan to cambodia. korea ah hah. home town china who u got huh. we got the shi*t nigga feel the size. its the A.Z.N betta recognize. got rice bitch got rice. got food. got soup. got spice. got brains like us. got skills like us. got cars, got clothes, got girls like us. whats up we the shi*t and we kill yall fools. we got money in the bank from our family jewles. can we help it if we rade and corupt the schools. and dont matter f*ck the laws cuz we break the rules. we got cars we got chains. yea we got the tools. coop it up, break it down, then go shoot some pool. f*ck with me. f*ck with all. bitch dont think its cool.
1 on 1 f*ck that. its the 3 on 1 no duels. got rice bitch got rice. anything u can show that is nice. got calves. got booz. got thoughts like us. f*ck no hell u white ull never be like us. take off ur shoes when u enter please. or crawl around on the floor with ur f*ckin knees. dont mind the smell u'll get used to it. molked walls. fried squid. and that buda shi*t. what the hell is that u think i dont see no forks in the house. chopsticks only. have a taste. dont be scared. try the lemon seeds. u dont want thats alright try the f*ck home leave. got rice bitch, got rice. got luck any time u role the dice. ur luck is bad unless u run and hide cuz we thugs 4 life baby. asian pride.



Published On: 6/24/2006
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~*.:OnE of My best FrIeNdS got Me addicted To DDR!!!! AnD now I absolutely LOVE it!!! But! NoW i HaVe a SoNg stuck In my HeAd and ItS in JaPaNeSe!!!!:.*~ AAAAHHHH!!!  O.o <3 ~*.:Mandy!!!:.*~  



< i luv tht pic

??what would you do if i was the vice president and you were my best friend??


~ If some of your friends don't stay behind you when you need them the most, mabye they're not your friends....
 
;) if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
 
;) never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level
 
;)Evening news is when they begin with 'good evening', and proceed to tell you why it isn't
 
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**a good friend is one who will bail you out of jail......but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "DAMN that was fun"
 
 <woot
 
**never put off untill tommorrow....what you can avoid all together.
 
 
**stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you weren't asleep. 
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** There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
 
**Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself.....where the f*ck is the ceiling?!?


Published On: 6/22/2006
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My Blog: funny stuff
By: a.b.member
My Blog: hmmm
By: dragon_ash


うーん.... このごろ少し大変だ...

Published On: 6/15/2006
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Simple Plan Photosimple plan love them


baysde so awsomeFall Out Boy Biographyfall out boy petes hot

hey who wants to see japanees ppl bitch slap
link--http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideos/collection/japanessetv


Published On: 6/14/2006
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Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
There was this blind man right, There was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shi*t man
Hey man I got a gang of that shi*t man
Hey I'll tell you what
my man on the guitar
fool on the drums
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mic I'll tell you all these motherf*ckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark and
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we f*cked on the bed
f*cked on the floor
f*cked so long I grew a f*ckin' afro
then I f*cked to the left (left)
f*cked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shi*t turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother f*cker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna f*ck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause' she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I f*cked her once, I f*cked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just f*ck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I f*ck that bitch again

met a real black girl down in south carolina
f*cked her until she turned to a white albina


f*cked this hooker in Iowa
I f*cked her on credit, so I owe her

f*cked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f*ck that shi*t)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to f*ck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say What!)
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you f*ckin' his woman
so he start beatin' on yo ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft (what??) soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off


Published On: 6/14/2006
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