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The Superman Mythos

by Thyroros

The term superman first entered into modern usage through the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche. This late nineteenth-century German philosopher was vehemently anti-Christian and never tired of condemning the faith as weak, absurd, even detrimental to human development. While Hitler admired him, and the Nazis are said to have made use of some of his ideas, Nietzsche did not actually share their racist and anti-Semitic views. (1) Thus it is not entirely incongruous that two young Jewish men from Cleveland, Ohio would have adopted the term for their own use. While many assume Superman is merely a work of science fiction, I do not believe this to be the case. I too grew up amid all the movies (the first film starring Christopher Reeve came out the year after I was born), cartoons, and TV shows, believing the Man of Steel to be nothing more than a slightly stale and out-dated comic book hero. However, after watching various episodes of Smallville, a very different interpretation of the American icon began to impress itself upon me.

As nonsensical or offensive as some people might think this to be, the tale of Superman represents an allegory of another well-known supernatural, extra-terrestrial being: Satan.

Before delving into some of the more specific correlations, and often glaring similarities, between these two legendary immortals, there is an important point which needs to be made regarding the nature of angels. Angels are extra-dimensional and other-worldly travellers who make infrequent appearances throughout the Bible and other related texts. They usually do not have wings, and they almost always appear just like men. The Seraphim and Cherubim are the only two celestial orders consistently described in the Bible which bear wings. While most angeaologies consider both orders to be angels, the highest orders in fact, neither the Old nor New Testaments refer to them as such. But this is really just a semantic argument that needn't be fully addressed here. Anyway, the English word angel is derived from the Greek angelos which simply means messenger, as does the Hebrew mal'ach, which is used in the Torah, the prophets, and other Hebrew writings. (2) These terms can be used to indicate human or divine beings. Many times the humans with whom angels communicate are not even aware of it until the supernatural visitors perform some act obviously beyond the capability of mere mortals. After closely examining all the Biblical references, I was forced to conclude that there is no overwhelming distinction between angels and what modern mythology refers to as aliens. Both are extra-terrestrial, and both seem to exhibit powers and/or technology beyond what might traditionally be considered human. Now, Satan, if standard Christian doctrine is correct, is a fallen angel, while Kal-El, or Superman, is a stranded, immigrant alien.

Objections may arise as angels are said to dwell in heaven while aliens inhabit the supposedly innumerable worlds located in the vast reaches of space. But again, the only difference between the concepts of heaven and space lie in the minds of people who refuse to acknowledge the simple facts. Both exist above and outside the earth, and both are impossible to visit for the majority of living human beings on this planet. Even now, after thirty-some years of manned space-flight, it still requires the pinnacle of human technology, and the availability of monumental resources, to even consider such undertakings. We haven't been to the moon in over thirty years according to official sources. Moreover, space remains extremely dangerous. It is a notoriously hostile environment; the slightest mistake or malfunction can bring about instantaneous death for even the most well-trained astronaut. So, heavenly realms and intergalactic space, not that different, right? Okay then, hopefully that matter is settled, and we can move on to Krypton.

As most of us know, Kal-El's homeworld, Krypton, was completely obliterated due to a nuclear reaction at its core, which resulted in the infant Kryptonian's emergency flight to earth. Now, some theorize that the asteroid belt in our solar system was created when a large, terrestrial planet located between Mars and Jupiter (often referred to as Astera/Astara) exploded some time in the past. (3) It's possible that this same cataclysm was also responsible for the destruction of the Red Planet's atmosphere and its civilization. Satan may also be connected with Mars and Astera, depending on one's interpretation of certain Old Testament books such as Ezekiel. Ezekiel states in chapter 28, verse 14 that the former anointed cherub, Satan, "walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire". It's not a very far stretch of the imagination to connect "the stones of fire" with planets. Please examine the following verses for more details:

Ezekiel 28:15-17 15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. 16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. 17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground (Hebrew 'eretz is also often translated as land or earth), I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

So Satan may have ruled a physical civilization spanning Mars, Astara, and perhaps several moons as well. But he rebelled against his God and King, and was cast to the earth along with a third of the Heavenly Host (See Revelation 12:4).

The aforementioned information thus allows us to have a much clearer understanding of the scenario presented in Smallville 1961. While I don't disagree with Chloe about the possibility of genetic memory being stored in the DNA, I don't accept that this was necessarily true in Clark’s case. I believe it to be more likely that Jor-El and Kal-El are one person, not father and son. Here's how it works:

I. Jor-El is Satan. II. The father who exiled Jor-El/Satan to earth is actually the Father, as in Yahweh, the God of the Bible. III. Jor-El/Satan returns to space to continue the "War in Heaven" (See Revelation 12:7).. IV. In order to eventually assume the role of Anti-Christ, Satan devises a seemingly foolproof plan. Just as Yahweh/God limited himself in power when He assumed the form of Jesus/the Christ, Satan formulates a a similar device. He clones himself and denies this clone access to certain segments of his memory and powers. This way he will more easily deceive humans into believing that he is a righteous savior rather than evil incarnate. But he makes messages and recordings beforehand which will remind him of certain things at planned intervals. This will enable him to develop in the most ideal way in order to fit the role of the Christ more perfectly. V. Satan and his angels are defeated in the heavenly realms, Mars and Astera/Krypton is destroyed as a result. Satan transfers his consciousness/spirit from Jor-El to the infant clone, Kal-El and rockets off toward earth.

As additional support for this concept, let us explore the meanings of the principal character's names belonging to the Superman mythos:

Clark - Old English - Clergyman or learned man (4)

Kent - Welsh - Bright white, white or bright (5). Another interesting possible derivation of this name is from the Biblical Kenites (first mentioned in Genesis 15:19 as enemies of Israel), who may have been descended from Cain (for in Hebrew Cain is more accurately transliterated as Qayin, and Kenites as Qayini. Adding an "i" to the end of a name in Hebrew indicates the people or descendants of that personage. Israel/Israeli, Qayin/Qayini. See the pattern?) (6)

Kal-El - Can be translated as destruction or completion of God in Hebrew (or possibly 'all that is God/totality of God'). (7) El is the Hebrew word for God.*

Jor-El - J is actually pronounced Y (the letter Yod) in Hebrew. Possible translations are: Yare'-el - fear of God, Yarah-El - God teaches, taught of God, Yeru-El - God is a foundation, Yeri-El - founded of God; God will see. (8)

Krypton/Kryptonite - From the Greek words krypto - To hide; kryptos - hidden unseen, secret; krypte - hidden place (9)

Lex - Latin for law (Just in case 'Lex' is actually short for Alexander, Alexander is Greek for leader of men, alex (leader) + ander (men).10

Luthor (Luther) - Teutonic- famous warrior/ famous in war

Old German - Warring ones

German - warrior/famous people?. Martin Luther was a Catholic monk and theologian turned Protestant reformer (1483-1546). (11)

*If one is inclined to doubt that Kal-El and Jor-El may actually be Hebrew names, allow me to you remind you that both Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the original creators of Superman, were Jewish. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's highly unlikely they would give their characters Hebrew-sounding names by pure chance. (12)

There are just a few more items of interest which may possibly be connections between Kal-El and the Red Dragon/Satan. Since Superman derives his powers from the sun, that would make him a kind of 'sun god'. Satan has sometimes been compared with the sun gods of ancient mythology such as the Egyptian Ra, the Greek/Roman Apollo and the Persian Mithra. The 'infinity serpent' burned onto Clark's chest in the second season finale of Smallville is another fascinating correlation, as Satan is often recognized as being or controlling the serpent in the Garden of Eden (Genesis chapter 3), and one of his titles in Revelation (12:9) is that "that old serpent". Finally, it would be quite simple to draw a pentagram inside the five-pointed shield emblazoned on Superman's costume. Pentagrams are used in ceremonial magic and Satanism the world over. Not that such a detail is conclusive, but I just thought I'd include it for the sake of being thorough.

So what does all of this mean? The reader, of course, is free to draw his or her own conclusions But here's what I believe; Superman comics, movies, and TV shows (and everything else in between) are Satanic Propaganda. Superman is the Anti-Christ/Satan and Lex Luthor, representing Christianity, is desperately trying to defend the earth against him. As the story is told from Satan's perspective, Lex is falsely demonized and portrayed as an insane criminal. In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche from Thus Spake Zarathustra, "God is dead. I teach you the superman." This is the lie that the father of lies is eager for us all to swallow down between mouthfuls of French fries and jelly-filled breakfast pastries.

- Thyroros, December 2, 2003, Redlands, CA.

Endnotes:

1. See Friedrich Nietzsche's Biography.com
2. Information gathered by using the King James Bible (1611 Authorized Version) and The Strongest Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible. James Strong, L.L.D., S.T.D. Fully Revised and Corrected by John R. Kohlenberger III and James A. Swanson. Grand Rapids Michigan. Zondervan. 2001
3. Click here for the standard line on the Asteroid Belt formation. Go here for more information on the possible link between Mars, Astara, and Satan, maybe even Venus?
4. Name definition for Clark (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
5. Name meanings & Name origins (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
6. See footnote 2. Most Biblical scholars don't make the connection between Cain and the Kenites. This is probably due to the long-held view that the Flood of Noah/The Great Deluge (as related in Genesis chapters 6-8) was worldwide and no one survived except Noah and his family. However, a gr owing number dispute that the Flood was regional rather than global (which is possible based on certain interpretations of the passages in Genesis), and therefore, Cain's progeny could have survived.
7. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3605-3607, 3615-3617
8. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3372, 3384, 3385, 3400. Incidentally, yerah is the Hebrew word for moon, ref. 3391.
9. From the Strong's Concordance Greek Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 2926-2928 10. (Any competent Latin-English and Greek-English dictionaries can be used to find these definitions. Also standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.) Here's a couple of websites just in case you want them. For Alexander. For Lex & another for Lex. Just for fun, here's website containing excerpts of Plutarch's Alexander the Great (who was not a good guy) bio.
11. "Luthor/Luther" name meaning.
12. "Jews are the true comic book heroes", article from the Chicago Sun Times and here's a History of Superman article from Superman.com.ar in case your interested.

End the words of Thyroros.

This article can be found at: http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/superman-satan



Published On: 4/29/2008
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You might be a redneck if…

 

*You've ever vacationed in a rest area.

*Your belt buckle is bigger than your head.

*You think paprika is a third-world country.

*You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".

*Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

*Your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.

*Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.

*Bikers back down from your mama

*Your bicycle has a gun rack.

*After removing the empty beer cans from your car you find you get fifteen more miles to the gallon.

*Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"

*You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it.

*You actually know what kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.

*Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening at the oil shop.

*The neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.

*Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

*Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

*You hold a frog and it worries about getting warts.

*You have to take the entire day off to get your teeth cleaned.

*You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

*You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.

*Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.

*You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

*You use an ironing board as a knick-knack shelf.

*You think the Battle of the Bulge is an argument between your wife and your mother.

*You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.

*Your nicest towels say, "Motel 6".  

*The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.

*You've been too drunk to fish.

*You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

*You ever used a weed-eater indoors.

*You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

*You go to the family reunion to pick up on women.

*You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

*Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

*Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

*You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

*Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

*You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer bottle in the car.

*Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

*You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

*When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

*You have a house that is mobile and 13 cars that aren’t

*Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

*Your huntin' dog cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

*You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the water-bed.

*It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

*You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

*Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"

*Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

*You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

*You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

*You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

*Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

*You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

*You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

*The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

*You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

*You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

*Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

*You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

*You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

*You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

*You can't get married to your sweetheart ‘cause there is a law against it.

*The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

*You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

*You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

*You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

*You believe that beef jerky and beer are two of the major food groups.

*You let your thirteen-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

*You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink.

*You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

*You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating alot of beans for dinner.



Published On: 11/14/2007
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Patrick O'Dell gets some old footy and history on Jerry Hsu.

Watch the vids on VBS.tv



Published On: 6/1/2007
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On April 9th, 2007 Emerica posted an article and an interview about signing Jerry Hsu.

Emerica Article:
No more guessing. You nailed it. Please help us welcome super shredder Jerry Hsu to Emerica Footwear and Gear. Have you seen Enjoi’s Bag Of Suck video? What about Man Down from the Tilt Mode Army? If you just said no twice, it’s sincere-iously time to wake up from the coma you’ve been in and get your ass down to your local skate shop for a screening! Everyone else, ’nuff said--you already know that Jerry’s skating is truly of epic proportions!

A longtime friend of Emerica, NorCal ruler Jerry fits in with the team like a brand-new pair of our shoes: absolutely perfect! In addition to joining the distinguished pros of Emerica Footwear, Jerry will also accompany Heath Kirchart and am Marquis Preston on Emerica Gear, and start breaking shi*t off for the next Emerica video, Stay Gold, coming in 2008. Daaaaayum! Jerry's interview is already up, so go dive on in for more details. Welcome to Emerica, Jerry!
[http://emericaskate.com/news/2007/04/09/guesshsu/]

Interview:
How and when did you start skating?
1992. It was a gang initiation thing.
Who were you skating with at first?
Myself.
What terrain were you riding at first?
Flat ground and a piece of wood with a 2 x 4 under one end.
Who were some early influences on your skating?
The bad, older kids with green hair and 42-inch waist jeans.
Do you enjoy skating in contests?
No.
How could contests be improved?
Weapons.
What is good / bad about being a pro?
Everything's good, nothing's bad.
What do you think of skate videos?
Less blah-blah-blah, more raw-raw-raw.
Which are your favorites?
Barbarians at the Gate.
Do you enjoy shooting video parts?
Oh, its the best!
Do you skate small stuff like curbs and parking bumps?
Exclusively.
Why are curbs not allowed in magazines and videos anymore?
They're not allowed anymore?!
When was the last time you saw a curb in a magazine or video? Do you skate vert ramps?
Not really. If I do, it’s toward the bottom where its flat.
Do you skate backyard pools?
I don't do pools.
What do you think of public concrete skateparks?
They’re a good place to sell shoe packages.
How could they improve the design?
By not letting complete boneheads design them.
Should skateparks copy real street spots like Love Park and EMB?
Yes, but security guards and homeless people should be included in the overall design.
How did you get on Emerica?
Bethany Regan is a close personal friend of mine.
What do you like about Emerica?
They're my bros and they pay for my crystal healing sessions in New Mexico.
Who do you skate with now?
Everybody.
Who are your favorite skaters of all time?
Tino Razo.
What have been the highlights of your skateboarding career?
I was on the BET Network once, I think.
Is there anything in skateboarding you haven't done that you'd like to accomplish?
A reality show and sports drink deal. Duh.
What do you enjoy besides skating?
I enjoy everything besides skating.
What music, art, books have you been enjoying lately?
Religious literacy by S. Prothero.
What are your future goals?
To floss every night.
[http://emericaskate.com/team/jerry-hsu/bio/]


Published On: 4/11/2007
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Jerry Hsu is off Osiris and now on Emerica.

Jerry was just recently featured on Epicly Latered, watch a montage of him eating it on VBS.tv


Published On: 4/9/2007
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YO, WHATS GOING ON GUYS AND GIRLS.....CHECK OUT  JERRY KINSER A-K-A "THE BIRD"    HES A RIPPER!!!
 
 
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Published On: 2/25/2007
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My Blog: EA's SKATE™
By: Eeh_Boi


The closest thing to being on a skateboard, Electronic Arts (Nasdaq: ERTS) announced September 19, 2006 that SKATE will be released for the PlayStation®3 system and the Xbox 360™ video game and entertainment system in 2007. SKATE will deliver the feel of skating through innovative controls, authentic cameras and a fully reactive skateboarding city. The game so far features professional skaters such as Danny Way, Jerry Hsu, Chris Cole, Jason Dill, Dennis Busenitz, and PJ Ladd, as well as a reactive city and relevant in-game cameras that capture and deliver the most authentic skateboard videogame experience to date.

"Our game offers a skate mecca for both skaters and gamers in search of the definitive authentic skating video game experience," said Scott Blackwood, executive producer, EA Black Box. "We’re focused on capturing the actual feeling of skating with the innovative control system, the physics driven animations, and the intelligent cameras working together to really deliver the closest thing to being on a board."

SKATE’s unique control scheme captures the true feel of skating versus the typical button mashing gameplay of past skating games (Thrasher's Skate And Destroy, Grind Session & The Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Series). Featuring physics-driven animations, gamers will have a unique gaming experience every time they pick up the controller since no two tricks will ever be the same.

Developed by EA Black Box in Vancouver, British Columbia, SKATE will deliver all the style, fun, creativity and culture of skateboarding without the countless hours of practice, broken bones and hospital visits. SKATE has not yet been rated by the ESRB.
(This Article has been Edited from the original on http://www.EA.com)

Chris Cole commercial
Dennis Busenitz commercial
PJ Ladd commercial
Jerry Hsu commercial
Jason Dill commercial



Published On: 2/24/2007
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Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.  ~Mark Knopfler
If you feel like you're under control, you're just not going fast enough.  ~Mario Andretti
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.  ~My softball coach
 
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in thier shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you hace their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
I've had a perfect evening, but this wasn't it.  ~Me
On the other hand, you have different fingers.  ~Jack Handey
Me occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.  ~Winston Churchill
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.  ~William Goldman
When life hands you a perfect room, make it a mess.  ~Dylan (my brother)
If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.  ~Proverb
 
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.  ~John Lehman
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.  ~Matt Groening
Someday, somebody's gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to.  ~My dad
I don't have to be careful, I've gotta gun!  ~Homer Simpson
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms suck!"  ~Johnny Carson
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.  ~Annik Marchand
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.  ~The Naked Gun
 
Don't talk back to me when I'm arguing with you! ~My mom
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best.
Wish for what you want. Work for what you need.
One of these days, you're gonna swing and miss.
Shoot for the moon, and if you'll miss, you'll land among the stars.
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Published On: 12/28/2006
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ME!!...WELL..IM ME...I GOT MY OWN LITTLE WORLD, MY OWN VOCABULARY, SOO YEAH...YOU CAN CALL ME W/E YOU WANT..I GOT SOO MANY NICKNAMES ITS NOT EVEN FUN-E ANYMORE...CALL ME...KAYLA, KAY, KAKE, KAKEY,KAKERZ, KAKEY-MONSTER, CUPKAKE, ALBINO, BLONDIE, AIRHEAD,WENDY'S GIRL, W/E...I'LL COME!! I HAVE BLONDE HAIR...GREEN EYES...IM HALF SWEDISH AND HALF GERMAN...I WEIGH 98 POUNDS...I AM 5'6"...I AM THE ONLY CHILD...YES IT GETS KINDA LONELY...AND YES I DONT KNOW HOW TO SHARE...HAHA... I LOVE TO SNOWBOARD!!!...ITS MY MAIN THING IN LIFE AT THE MOMENT...I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO W/O IT...I AM AFRAID OF THE DARK, AND YES I SLEEP WITH A NIGHTLIGHT ON (2 big bright ones to be exact)...I LOVE TO LAUGH, AND ONCE I START, I NEVER STOP, EXPECIALLY WHENI'M AROUND FRIENDS LIKE *JENNY*...I AM EASLY AMMUSED...I'M AN EASY PERSON TO GET ALONG WITH...I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS...I LOVE MY FRIENDS...I HAVE ALOT OF THEM AND I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO W/O THEM...15 YEARS GOING ON 16 AND I NEVER LOST A FRIEND!...I AM VERY LOVABLE, AND I LOVE TO CUDDLE...PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW ME MIGHT THINK I'M A SCARRY PHYSCO PATH...WHEN I TALK I JUST KEEP TALKING AND I SOMETIMES (most of the time) JUST RAMBLE ON ABOUT ABSOULTY NOTHING...FOR THE BACKGROUND ON MY CELL I HAVE A PIC OF MY EYE...I AM THE BIGGEST DAY DREAMER EVER, I DAY DREAM MOSTLY ABOUT SNOWBOARDING...I AM TIRED OF GETTING MY HEART BROKE!...I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE, BUT HE TURNED AROUND AND LIKED SOME OTHER GIRL, HE BROKE MY HEART, HE CUT ME IN TWO AND LEFT ME TO BLEED, AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON ME THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE GOING OUT, JUST KILLS ME! HE MAY NOT KNO IT, BUT HE IS A MURDER!...I NEVER UNDERSTAND JOKES, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED TO ME...I LOVE TO SMILE...FOR EVERY 11:11 I TRY TO MAKE A WISH!...I STILL WATCH CARTOONS ON SATURDAY MORNING (if i am awake) I LOVE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT, AND SLEEP IN...I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT, I LIKE NEVER GET IN FIGHTS, I ONLY EVER HAD ONE, BUT THATS THE PAST AND WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN...I'M THE KIND OF GIRL THAT RUNS AROUND THE HOUSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND A TANK TOP ON...I HAVE BEEN TOLD I LOOK LIKE SADIE, FROM NATURALLY, SADIE FROM THE DISNEY CHANNEL, AND ALSO THE WENDY'S GIRL...I LIKE TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST!...I DONT REGRET ANYTHING...I AM A KID @ HEART!...SOME SAY I REMIND THEM OF A LIL' KID...I STILL WEAR KID'S CLOTHES, AND I LOVE TO SHOP @ LIMITED TOO!...I WISH I COULD SKATEBOARD BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T DO IT, SO I WILL JUST STICK TO SITTING DOWN AND FLLYING DOWN A HILL, AND SNOWBOARDING.HAHA...I WISH I COULD FLY!!...I HAVE ALOT OF EMBARASSING MOMENTS...I LIKE TO DANCE IN THE RAIN...WHEN I MAKE COOKIES OR BROWNIES, I END UP EATING ALMOST HALF THE BATTER BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE OVEN...I DONT LIKE WEARING MAKE-UP...I AM A VERY TICKLEISH PERSON...I BRUISE EASILY...I HAVE A VERY LIGHT COMPLECTION, AND I HARDLY EVER GET A TAN, HENCE THE NICKNAME--ALBINO...I LOVE TO WATCH SCARY MOVIES, BUT I COULD NEVER WATCH THEM ALONE...I GET SCARED EASY...I ALWAYS END UP SCARYING MYSELF!... WHAT I L♥VE: SNOWBOARDING HELLO KITTY BANANAS DOLPHINS MONKEYS LIME GREEN DAFFODILS HEIGHTS ROLLER COASTERS FRIENDS FAMILY BEING MYSELF MYSPACE IMing PETS DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW PASTA FLIP FLOPS MUSIC LOVE CANDY-LAND CELL PHONE 11:11 OUTSIDE REESES FRENCH FRIES APPLE JUICE SMILES GUM TEXTING SILLYNESS SKI TRIPS CUDDLING MY BLONDE HAIR LAVA LAMPS SUNSETS STARTS SNOW STORMS ♥ ANGRY GUMBALL ANIMALS BUBBLE YUM DUCK ENERGY WACKY EARRINGS JANUARY LAUGHING HAVING FUN DANCING IN THE MIRROR TAKING PICTURES NIGHT LIGHTS DANCE MUSIC MASH POTATOES AND CORN EVERYONE YOU!! and a bunch of others that we wud be here for decades and i still wudn't be done! WHAT I HATE: DARK BEING ALONE SPIDERS MY RETAINERS CHANGE ANNOYANCE BOREDOM BIRDS MEAT HATE HATERS FAKES LIERS GROUNDHOG STATUES!!!! "TIME OF THE MONTH" WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO: POGS LOVE RECESS GIGA PETS BOY-BANDS CANDY LAND SCOOTERS FREEDOM SKIP ITS ELEMENTRY MIDDLE SCHOOL BEING A FRESHIE! THE COCA COLA POLAR BEARS 90's TWEEDY BIRD SPONGEBOB TOM & JERRY SEA WORLD FLUBBER WHAT I WONDER ABOUT... *HOW THEY GET THOSE SHIPS IN THEM BOTTLES??*WHY THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "BAD WORDS"...WHO MADE IT UP??*WHY YOU ALWAYS EAT THE FUN DIP STICK FIRST BEFORE THE POWDER???*WHY MYSPACE IS SO ADDICTING??*WHY LOVE IS SO HARD TO FIND??*HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A LOLI-POP???


Published On: 8/6/2006
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My Blog: I'M BACK???
By: frum_kona


....ok why am i back? i gotta quote a message i sent to basketcase monkey right now...
i'm back i'm pms-ing and i feel like i have to cry...??? and for some reason i'm craving ice cream. gotta spend my saturday nights with my boyfriends ben and jerry... lol



Published On: 7/9/2006
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i almost drown yesterday, on monday may 29th 2006. it sucked. there was six of us hangin out at the river down by where i live, it was emma, ashley, jerry, brek, kyle, and i. i was out in the water alone, and the current was really strong, and fast and i swam out to far, to where i could touch still, but didnt realize i was in the current cus i was under the water. well any way i put my feet in the rocks so that they would help keep me there, but it didnt i ended up slipping, and then caught me feet on another bunch of rocks. then tried swimmin back to shore, but that didnt work it just took me further down stream, then it to me to a spot where no one could touch, and i was swimmin for my life, keepin my self a float, and screamin help. my freinds thought i was jokeing till they saw me go further away and started goin under alot, then kyle came out and grabbed my hand and swam me back to shore, where brek was standin waitin to help me and kyle the rest of the way in. it was so scary!!!  oh well, im alive still, and the whole time all i could think about was gotta get back to shore, and im goin to die. well ya im done. have fun ppl, and be careful in rivers when there is strong, and fast movin currents.  holla lata chels.

Published On: 5/30/2006
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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Kobe Bryant kept shooting, from all over the court and from every angle.

The Los Angeles Lakers' star scored a staggering 81 points Sunday night against the Toronto Raptors in a 122-104 win. Only Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game stands ahead of him.

"It just happened, man" Bryant said. "It really hasn't, like, set in for me. It's about the 'W,' that's why I turned it on. It turned into something special.

"To sit here and say I grasp what happened, that would be lying. Not even in my dreams."

The NBA's leading scorer left to a standing ovation with 4.2 seconds remaining, having shot 28-of-46 from the floor, including 7-of-13 from 3-point range and 18-of-20 from the foul line.

With the fans at Staples Center chanting "MVP! MVP!" Bryant made two free throws with 43.4 seconds remaining for his final points. He scored 27 points in the third quarter, 28 in the fourth.

"It feels great to put on a great show here," he said.

Chamberlain scored 100 points for Philadelphia against the New York Knicks at Hershey, Pa., on March 2, 1962, making 36-of-63 from the field and 28-of-32 from the foul line while playing all 48 minutes.

Chamberlain had 59 points in the second half - the only player with more points in a half than Bryant's 55 after halftime in this game.

Chamberlain's second-highest total was 78 against the Lakers in three overtimes on Dec. 8, 1961.

Elgin Baylor held the previous franchise record of 71 points at New York on Nov. 15, 1960. Lakers assistant Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA's all-time leading scorer, saw that game, too.

"Elgin's game was an incredible performance, also. I don't think there's any comparison. Elgin did it without 3-point lines. His game was attacking the hoop and hitting jumpers inside 20 feet. Kobe's range is unreal, and he does it his way," Abdul-Jabbar said.

"It was a real treat. His ability to shoot from long range and also attack the hoop, split the defense and get in close for opportunities near the basket is unique. He's made a niche for himself and he deserves it."

Michael Jordan's career high was 69 points, and only four players had ever scored more than 70 - Chamberlain, Baylor, David Thompson and David Robinson.

The 27-year-old Bryant made it five. His previous career high was 62 points during a 112-90 victory over Dallas last month - he sat out the fourth quarter because of the one-sided nature of the game.

"I was just determined. I was just locked in, tuned into what was going on out there," Bryant said. "These points tonight mattered. We needed them. The points I put in the basket were instrumental. It means a lot more."

Bryant raised his scoring average to an NBA-leading 35.9 points this season.

"I never imagined I would see history like that," said Devean George, a teammate of Bryant's with the Lakers for 6 1/2 seasons. "I can't tell you where that came from. He just kept attacking, attacking, attacking - every time he got the ball."

Bryant played nearly 42 minutes, going the entire second half until being lifted by coach Phil Jackson.

Jackson coached Jordan and the Chicago Bulls to six championships in the 1990s and the Lakers, with Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal, to three more titles, from 2000-02.

"That was something to behold," Jackson said. "It was another level. I've seen some remarkable games, but I've never seen one like that before."

Bryant's performance came on the same night the NBA had its highest-scoring game in 11 years when Seattle beat Phoenix 152-149 in two overtimes. The last 300-point game in the league came when Dallas beat Houston 156-147 in two overtimes on April 11, 1995, according to the Elias Sports Bureau.

"You're sitting and watching, and it's like a miracle unfolding in front of your eyes and you can't accept it," Lakers owner Jerry Buss said. "Somehow, the brain won't work. The easiest way to look at it is everybody remembers every 50-point game they ever saw. He had 55 in the second half."

Lamar Odom's 3-pointer with 7:04 remaining gave the Lakers a 100-93 lead, and Bryant scored 30 seconds later to give him 61 points and his team a nine-point advantage. The Raptors didn't pose a serious threat after that.

Bryant scored all but 15 of the Lakers' 42 points in the third quarter, shooting 11-of-15 including 4-of-5 from 3-point range. Six of his points came during a 12-0 run to finish the period, giving Los Angeles a 91-85 lead.

The Lakers outscored the Raptors 38-14 to finish the third quarter to go ahead for good. They trailed by as many as 18 points early in the period, angering Bryant.

"He was ticked off," Odom said.

When asked what Bryant said at that stage, Odom replied: "Nothing. That's when it's bad."

Bryant scored 51 points after the Raptors took a 71-53 lead. It was 63-49 at halftime.

"The thing about him that is most amazing is that he is relentless," Raptors coach Sam Mitchell said. "We played man-to-man, box-in-one and zone. We tried to put smaller guys on him to deny him the ball.

"I saw that game he had against Dallas where he scored 62, what more can you say?"

Smush Parker added 13 points and Chris Mihm had 12 points and six rebounds for the Lakers.

Mike James led Toronto with 26 points and 10 assists. Chris Bosh added 18 points and eight rebounds and Jalen Rose scored 17 points for the Raptors.

Notes

Bryant scored a season-low 11 points in the Lakers' 102-91 victory over the Raptors in Toronto last month. He had 14 in the first quarter of this game. ... Bryant has led the Lakers in scoring in the last 21 games in which he's played. He entered with an NBA-leading 34.8-point average, and is averaging 45.5 points in 10 games since sitting out a two-game suspension. ... Toronto C Rafael Araujo, who has made 30 starts this season, missed his second straight game and third of the season because of a sore right shoulder. ... Bryant made his first five foul shots before missing late in the second quarter, snapping his streak of consecutive made free throws at 62. Michael Williams made an NBA-record 93 straight for Minnesota in 1993. ... Bryant received a technical foul with 10:44 left - shortly after being accidentally struck above the right eye.



Published On: 1/23/2006
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My Journal: 21/9/2005
By: Night_Rider01


after school i came home then went on a skate mission ...after i did my essay soo i went down to the park to meet up with cody jerry an some random an a load of bikers i hit up the quater pipe an skated the ledge doin noseslide stalfish...yeaaa

Published On: 9/21/2005
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My Journal: 9/3/2005
By: ilovechazychazlp


the world is wierd...
me and jerry are talking again. beyond just simple hellos. like phone calls and hey what's up? little small talk and yea. we talked about us and how i would do it again if we were honest (cuz we both just kept lying to each other)and if we didn't chicken out when we fought like we do. he didn't really say much back. i wish sometimes he would just tell me. i'm f*cking retarded and what not but i love that kid to death. one day i just want him to come up to me, be as straight foward as possible and just tell me hey i'm madly in love with you, i just want sex, we should just be friends, will you marry me, something...don't leave me in the dark!
my mom is slowly recovering. it makes me happy now to see her happy. and i love how now after this incident we are more honest with each other. like she knows that i'm sexually active. WHew got that off my chest there. it's actually pretty nice.
i'm getting a job at six flags over the summer. at least my grandpa knows a way i can for sure get the job there. now i just need a reliable car. my piece of sh*t just won't cut it.
well later...


Published On: 3/9/2005
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My Journal: 4/3/2005
By: ilovechazychazlp


i wish i knew how to help my mom. it tears me up inside to watch her cry. but i can never find the words to comfort her. why not? i guess i'm just not good enough.
jerry said hello to me the other day. i was like what the hell? but whatever. if he wants to talk to me he'll talk to me. doesn't bother me either way. now i am sure though that he only ever wanted in my pants. took me too long to figure it out, but hey at least i finally did right?
i can't wait to get my car back. i feel bad having my friend whitney or my mom take me places. why should they have to when i could drive myself? well obviously i cant because i don't have a car, but you get the idea.
my friend rachel's grandmother passed away on wednesday morning. her memorial service was today. it was beautiful and she surely will be missed.
nothing more to say...
i'm just going to live my life the way I want and enjoy what i can.

Published On: 3/4/2005
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My Journal: 16/2/2005
By: ilovechazychazlp


i haven't wrote on of these in while. once again my car is broke...but now it's undrivable. i wraped the engine. boy i'm the smartest kid ever. i'm not talking to jerry now...he hates me because i hate him. i guess it's for the best. i do miss his stupidity and how he made me laugh but that's about it. yea... me and my friend rachel need to quit fighting! i can't take it much longer. it's driving me freakin nutso! my dentist is a retard- die bitch die!!! but whatever. his time will come...lol. well that's it really.

Published On: 2/16/2005
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My Journal: 30/1/2005
By: ilovechazychazlp


nothing really to say= went to jerry's got in trouble snuck out to jerry's even though everyone said not too, it's what i wanted, went to the movies 2wice. good ones. white noise and hide and seek. keep missing jamie's calls- oops. sucks. still mad at rachel but slowly getting over it.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Published On: 1/30/2005
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My Journal: 27/1/2005
By: ilovechazychazlp


you would think that you could have friends you can tell things to and they won't run and tell them to people you don't want to know...like your parents.
yea well it appears that a friend i thought would never do that- did.
i went to my ex's house yesterday and we were trying to work over things because we've been having some problems and she called over there and started bitching at me about being there and telling me not to have sex with him blah blah blah. and when i asked her why not she couldn't give me a straight answer. WHAT THE HELL? so i hung up on her and kept talking to jerry...she called back and was all like i quit and i didn't listen to the rest of the crap. hung up again and she didn't call back.
cuz she was busy calling my mom telling her where exactly i was. nice.
mom shows up to jerry's and now there will never be another free day for me. f*ck her.
i don't need that sh*t.
i would never do that to her and there she goes and does it to me. i would have covered for her no matter what and just because i went over there she's mad.
but yet she was the one who said i should talk to him- which is what i really was doing. hmm
whatever

Published On: 1/27/2005
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My Journal: 23/1/2005
By: skatered


this weekend was soooooooooooooo fun...friday was the double date thing..it was awsome. Me and nick went to carolines, and britt was there. We drove to the mall, and the movie didnt start for another hour, so we explored the mall. me and britt got sushi, and nick got beans......and caroline didnt get anything. Then we went into the movie....do i know what happend in the movie? not really... do i care? no, i was too busy doing some other stufff ;) it was awsome, then we get out and we goto bluenotes and we see nicks mom and were like wtf...we drop britt and caroline off and i dont exactly remember wat me and nick did..o yeah, seinfeild, f*cking funniest thing in the whole world (stand up) we couldnt stop laughing, Jerry is my hero (next to jade) saturday was.....saturday, uhh...nick and chris didnt goto teakwondo cause the snow, so we goto practice, and we got another song complete..and we may be playing with here goes nothing next week.....WE NEED A NAME....dammit....today is my bros birthday...happy birthday

Published On: 1/23/2005
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