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The Superman Mythos

by Thyroros

The term superman first entered into modern usage through the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche. This late nineteenth-century German philosopher was vehemently anti-Christian and never tired of condemning the faith as weak, absurd, even detrimental to human development. While Hitler admired him, and the Nazis are said to have made use of some of his ideas, Nietzsche did not actually share their racist and anti-Semitic views. (1) Thus it is not entirely incongruous that two young Jewish men from Cleveland, Ohio would have adopted the term for their own use. While many assume Superman is merely a work of science fiction, I do not believe this to be the case. I too grew up amid all the movies (the first film starring Christopher Reeve came out the year after I was born), cartoons, and TV shows, believing the Man of Steel to be nothing more than a slightly stale and out-dated comic book hero. However, after watching various episodes of Smallville, a very different interpretation of the American icon began to impress itself upon me.

As nonsensical or offensive as some people might think this to be, the tale of Superman represents an allegory of another well-known supernatural, extra-terrestrial being: Satan.

Before delving into some of the more specific correlations, and often glaring similarities, between these two legendary immortals, there is an important point which needs to be made regarding the nature of angels. Angels are extra-dimensional and other-worldly travellers who make infrequent appearances throughout the Bible and other related texts. They usually do not have wings, and they almost always appear just like men. The Seraphim and Cherubim are the only two celestial orders consistently described in the Bible which bear wings. While most angeaologies consider both orders to be angels, the highest orders in fact, neither the Old nor New Testaments refer to them as such. But this is really just a semantic argument that needn't be fully addressed here. Anyway, the English word angel is derived from the Greek angelos which simply means messenger, as does the Hebrew mal'ach, which is used in the Torah, the prophets, and other Hebrew writings. (2) These terms can be used to indicate human or divine beings. Many times the humans with whom angels communicate are not even aware of it until the supernatural visitors perform some act obviously beyond the capability of mere mortals. After closely examining all the Biblical references, I was forced to conclude that there is no overwhelming distinction between angels and what modern mythology refers to as aliens. Both are extra-terrestrial, and both seem to exhibit powers and/or technology beyond what might traditionally be considered human. Now, Satan, if standard Christian doctrine is correct, is a fallen angel, while Kal-El, or Superman, is a stranded, immigrant alien.

Objections may arise as angels are said to dwell in heaven while aliens inhabit the supposedly innumerable worlds located in the vast reaches of space. But again, the only difference between the concepts of heaven and space lie in the minds of people who refuse to acknowledge the simple facts. Both exist above and outside the earth, and both are impossible to visit for the majority of living human beings on this planet. Even now, after thirty-some years of manned space-flight, it still requires the pinnacle of human technology, and the availability of monumental resources, to even consider such undertakings. We haven't been to the moon in over thirty years according to official sources. Moreover, space remains extremely dangerous. It is a notoriously hostile environment; the slightest mistake or malfunction can bring about instantaneous death for even the most well-trained astronaut. So, heavenly realms and intergalactic space, not that different, right? Okay then, hopefully that matter is settled, and we can move on to Krypton.

As most of us know, Kal-El's homeworld, Krypton, was completely obliterated due to a nuclear reaction at its core, which resulted in the infant Kryptonian's emergency flight to earth. Now, some theorize that the asteroid belt in our solar system was created when a large, terrestrial planet located between Mars and Jupiter (often referred to as Astera/Astara) exploded some time in the past. (3) It's possible that this same cataclysm was also responsible for the destruction of the Red Planet's atmosphere and its civilization. Satan may also be connected with Mars and Astera, depending on one's interpretation of certain Old Testament books such as Ezekiel. Ezekiel states in chapter 28, verse 14 that the former anointed cherub, Satan, "walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire". It's not a very far stretch of the imagination to connect "the stones of fire" with planets. Please examine the following verses for more details:

Ezekiel 28:15-17 15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. 16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. 17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground (Hebrew 'eretz is also often translated as land or earth), I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

So Satan may have ruled a physical civilization spanning Mars, Astara, and perhaps several moons as well. But he rebelled against his God and King, and was cast to the earth along with a third of the Heavenly Host (See Revelation 12:4).

The aforementioned information thus allows us to have a much clearer understanding of the scenario presented in Smallville 1961. While I don't disagree with Chloe about the possibility of genetic memory being stored in the DNA, I don't accept that this was necessarily true in Clark’s case. I believe it to be more likely that Jor-El and Kal-El are one person, not father and son. Here's how it works:

I. Jor-El is Satan. II. The father who exiled Jor-El/Satan to earth is actually the Father, as in Yahweh, the God of the Bible. III. Jor-El/Satan returns to space to continue the "War in Heaven" (See Revelation 12:7).. IV. In order to eventually assume the role of Anti-Christ, Satan devises a seemingly foolproof plan. Just as Yahweh/God limited himself in power when He assumed the form of Jesus/the Christ, Satan formulates a a similar device. He clones himself and denies this clone access to certain segments of his memory and powers. This way he will more easily deceive humans into believing that he is a righteous savior rather than evil incarnate. But he makes messages and recordings beforehand which will remind him of certain things at planned intervals. This will enable him to develop in the most ideal way in order to fit the role of the Christ more perfectly. V. Satan and his angels are defeated in the heavenly realms, Mars and Astera/Krypton is destroyed as a result. Satan transfers his consciousness/spirit from Jor-El to the infant clone, Kal-El and rockets off toward earth.

As additional support for this concept, let us explore the meanings of the principal character's names belonging to the Superman mythos:

Clark - Old English - Clergyman or learned man (4)

Kent - Welsh - Bright white, white or bright (5). Another interesting possible derivation of this name is from the Biblical Kenites (first mentioned in Genesis 15:19 as enemies of Israel), who may have been descended from Cain (for in Hebrew Cain is more accurately transliterated as Qayin, and Kenites as Qayini. Adding an "i" to the end of a name in Hebrew indicates the people or descendants of that personage. Israel/Israeli, Qayin/Qayini. See the pattern?) (6)

Kal-El - Can be translated as destruction or completion of God in Hebrew (or possibly 'all that is God/totality of God'). (7) El is the Hebrew word for God.*

Jor-El - J is actually pronounced Y (the letter Yod) in Hebrew. Possible translations are: Yare'-el - fear of God, Yarah-El - God teaches, taught of God, Yeru-El - God is a foundation, Yeri-El - founded of God; God will see. (8)

Krypton/Kryptonite - From the Greek words krypto - To hide; kryptos - hidden unseen, secret; krypte - hidden place (9)

Lex - Latin for law (Just in case 'Lex' is actually short for Alexander, Alexander is Greek for leader of men, alex (leader) + ander (men).10

Luthor (Luther) - Teutonic- famous warrior/ famous in war

Old German - Warring ones

German - warrior/famous people?. Martin Luther was a Catholic monk and theologian turned Protestant reformer (1483-1546). (11)

*If one is inclined to doubt that Kal-El and Jor-El may actually be Hebrew names, allow me to you remind you that both Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the original creators of Superman, were Jewish. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's highly unlikely they would give their characters Hebrew-sounding names by pure chance. (12)

There are just a few more items of interest which may possibly be connections between Kal-El and the Red Dragon/Satan. Since Superman derives his powers from the sun, that would make him a kind of 'sun god'. Satan has sometimes been compared with the sun gods of ancient mythology such as the Egyptian Ra, the Greek/Roman Apollo and the Persian Mithra. The 'infinity serpent' burned onto Clark's chest in the second season finale of Smallville is another fascinating correlation, as Satan is often recognized as being or controlling the serpent in the Garden of Eden (Genesis chapter 3), and one of his titles in Revelation (12:9) is that "that old serpent". Finally, it would be quite simple to draw a pentagram inside the five-pointed shield emblazoned on Superman's costume. Pentagrams are used in ceremonial magic and Satanism the world over. Not that such a detail is conclusive, but I just thought I'd include it for the sake of being thorough.

So what does all of this mean? The reader, of course, is free to draw his or her own conclusions But here's what I believe; Superman comics, movies, and TV shows (and everything else in between) are Satanic Propaganda. Superman is the Anti-Christ/Satan and Lex Luthor, representing Christianity, is desperately trying to defend the earth against him. As the story is told from Satan's perspective, Lex is falsely demonized and portrayed as an insane criminal. In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche from Thus Spake Zarathustra, "God is dead. I teach you the superman." This is the lie that the father of lies is eager for us all to swallow down between mouthfuls of French fries and jelly-filled breakfast pastries.

- Thyroros, December 2, 2003, Redlands, CA.

Endnotes:

1. See Friedrich Nietzsche's Biography.com
2. Information gathered by using the King James Bible (1611 Authorized Version) and The Strongest Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible. James Strong, L.L.D., S.T.D. Fully Revised and Corrected by John R. Kohlenberger III and James A. Swanson. Grand Rapids Michigan. Zondervan. 2001
3. Click here for the standard line on the Asteroid Belt formation. Go here for more information on the possible link between Mars, Astara, and Satan, maybe even Venus?
4. Name definition for Clark (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
5. Name meanings & Name origins (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
6. See footnote 2. Most Biblical scholars don't make the connection between Cain and the Kenites. This is probably due to the long-held view that the Flood of Noah/The Great Deluge (as related in Genesis chapters 6-8) was worldwide and no one survived except Noah and his family. However, a gr owing number dispute that the Flood was regional rather than global (which is possible based on certain interpretations of the passages in Genesis), and therefore, Cain's progeny could have survived.
7. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3605-3607, 3615-3617
8. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3372, 3384, 3385, 3400. Incidentally, yerah is the Hebrew word for moon, ref. 3391.
9. From the Strong's Concordance Greek Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 2926-2928 10. (Any competent Latin-English and Greek-English dictionaries can be used to find these definitions. Also standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.) Here's a couple of websites just in case you want them. For Alexander. For Lex & another for Lex. Just for fun, here's website containing excerpts of Plutarch's Alexander the Great (who was not a good guy) bio.
11. "Luthor/Luther" name meaning.
12. "Jews are the true comic book heroes", article from the Chicago Sun Times and here's a History of Superman article from Superman.com.ar in case your interested.

End the words of Thyroros.

This article can be found at: http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/superman-satan



Published On: 4/29/2008
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SkateboardVillage News: 411VM- Skate Intern
By: SkateboardVillage.com


 

Overview:

 

Wasserman Media Group (WMG) is a worldwide leader in sports management, marketing and media. We represent and market some of the top talent across the sports world, including athletes in the NBA, MLB, MLS, Action Sports, Motor Sports, and Olympic Sports. To learn more about WMG, please go to: www.wmgllc.com

 

We are looking for talented, dependable interns to be part of our 411VM- Skate (www.411vm.com) department during fall semester. The successful applicants will work directly with the Managing Editor. This is a great opportunity for young professionals to gain hands on experience on web content management. This is an unpaid internship. All applicants must be able to receive college credit for the internship in order to be considered.

 

Primary Responsibilities:

  • Work with all aspects of CMS (Content Management System)
  • Track all content on skateboard.com and 411vm.com, as well as content delivered by 411vm.com on Myspace, Youtube, etc.
  • Manage all media outlets for 411vm.com and skateboard.com
  • Work closely with editorial team to create and upload content
  • Assist in some photo shoots or other content-based activities
  • skateboard.com and 411vm.com, create and manage birthdays, giveaways, daily videos blogs
  • skateboard.com and 411vm.com, organize and rebuild database of previous news and video posts.
  • skateboard.com and 411vm.com, organize and maintain riders/companies info, team rosters, logos, etc.
  • 411 – manage/update various files/lists


Requirements:

  • Must be able to commit 20 hours per week and receive college credit
  • Must have 1-2 years of previous work experience in the skate industry
  • Active in skateboarding including knowledge of past, present and future eras
  • Proficiency in Microsoft Office (Excel, Word)
  • Experience in Internet
  • Knowledge in HTML code reading/writing
  • Ability to learn new programs (i.e. CMS)
  • Strong organizational skills
  • Excellent written and verbal communication skills
  • Experience and knowledge in Final Cut Pro, Photoshop, After Effects preferred but not required
Experience with all aspects of production, pre- and post-production a plus



Published On: 9/26/2007
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My Journal: DEAR MAYOR,
By: Taiwan_Vaughan


 

Dear Mayor,

 

I’m one of those people that say they’ve been “saved”. There are a lot of us now, 32 million worldwide and the numbers are climbing rapidly. Although still relatively small in comparison with other clans, our institution has been the driving force behind popular fashions, cutting-edge music, film, and most modern art since the day our culture spawned 60 years ago. Whether alone, or in large groups, our place of worship is never limited to a church, temple or mosque, as we’re free to practice anywhere we like. Though seen in some ways as a cult, what binds us as a whole is not Jesus Christ, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha or even Hello Kitty. In fact our “fundamentalists” are no more than professional athletes, and our scholars produce what become our “bibles” in the form of magazines and DVD’s.

 

Never sure of whether to call itself a sport, an art, or even a new religion; skateboarding has always been in a league of its own. Together we skateboarders are a secure and unified nation. We share the same joy, the same pain, the same culture, all without needing a single leader to lead us, or boarders to fence us in. We are multinational, and within each of the countless counties we occupy we have no trouble being multicultural. All ages included, our way of life is physically and mentally healthy. A vast majority of us are staying out of trouble and away from a life of videogames while our games are often seen as a vast improvement over others. In the past decade, according to the American NSGA (National Sporting Goods Association) our relatively young sport has been replacing older sports such as Badminton, Billiards, Golf, Soccer, Baseball and Softball, Tennis and Table Tennis, Mountain Biking, and even Basketball, both on the Play Station and in the real world.

 

It was 17 years ago I started skateboarding. Since then it’s been without a doubt the most positive element in my life, and like so many guilt-ridden Catholics I feel indebt to its existence. Though great for everyone, skateboarding is a perfect outlet for “at risk” kids especially. Personally, any time my life started to go downhill, or if I got into trouble, it was always skateboarding that brought me back to life. Skateboarding’s secret societal healing power is in how it naturally fosters a need to be different and allows those who do it to progress and develop a healthy sense of independence, giving them improved confidence in all walks of life. It provides kids one more opportunity to get outside and actually do something instead of get bored and into trouble. Skateboarding continues to support life long after childhood as well. Being closely connected with the skateboard industry grants an array of highly satisfying job opportunities. I myself make a harmonious living instructing skateboarding, shooting photography and video of professionals, writing stories for skateboard magazines and even designing parks and plazas to skate in.

 

As one of many grateful skateboarders in existence, I sense a strong need to introduce skateboarding to others, protect what has made it great and keep alive the things that attracted me to it in the first place. It’s my desire to “keep it real", to keep the roots or fundamental characteristics functioning and in intact. Like a farmer I make sure it has plenty of regular waterings, enough fertile soil to root in, and as much light as it can get. Being from the west I’ve witnessed skateboarding in its mature form and feasted on its much larger fruit. Taiwan planted the seed just 10 years ago and it, like many of Taiwan’s borrowed culture or sports, is still a slow growing, vulnerable seedling, in need of special care and nurturing, and must first be grown tall and strong before any type of fruit can be had.    

 

 

 

 

 

CURRENT ISSUES

 

In a land lacking translated magazines and subtitled DVDs from the western world, and no strong local history, the skateboard scene here is like an empty shell. Without a clear idea of specific origins, skateboarding and its surrounding economy suffers from the same thing the “Hip Hop”, “Punk” or other borrowed western “youth cultures” suffer from in Taiwan. It quickly becomes a short lived fashion show if not enough new fans know what makes those western scenes shine so bright to begin with, what spawned them, or how they grew so big as to notice them halfway around the world.     

 

In what looks like proof of this theory, over the few years I’ve been in the Taiwanese skateboarding scene, the Taiwanese participation in skateboarding seems as though it has stalled at a modest midway point, odd for a sport that’s #2 next to Snowboarding in a list of the fastest growing sports on the planet. “Faddism” has indeed set in as too many have treated it as meaningless fashion, doing little or nothing to sustain a push forward or to help Taiwan’s skateboarding evolve and grow into the kind of scene one would and should have seen by now.

 

Not helping the situation also, is the fact that in Taiwan, and in much of the surrounding countries in Asia, skateboarding and its appeal to young people have been used by official “outside” organizations and their corporate associates mainly as a way to help promote the next cell phone, or products that have very little, if anything, to do with actual skateboarding. At the same time, skateboarding and its high potential for boosting tourism and its many profound social health benefits are being ignored and thus not cared for or utilized to the full extent they could be. Official decisions and planning that are said to aid in the promotion of the sport of skateboarding in Taiwan are currently being made by those who would not dare step on a skateboard themselves, and since they don’t skate they naturally know very little about skateboarding. Unfortunately for the Taiwanese tax payers, these “outsider associations” and there confused ideas on skateboarding have been approved by the Taiwan government to promote skateboarding since it first appeared in Taiwan barley 10 years ago. The Chinese Extreme Sports Association (CXA), to name a major example, is officially approved by the federal government to build “skateparks” and put on promotional events in name of something called the “X-Games”. It is quite apparent to whom the facilitation is supposedly for, that these planners and organizers lack the essential skills, experience, and cultural knowledge needed to help produce a strong, long-lasting skateboard scene in Taiwan. In fact, most of the local skaters I’ve talked to believe very strongly that in the C.X.A.’s “misdeeds”, they and their fantasies about us, our scene and industry, may actually be doing more harm than good. It is becoming ever more obvious that what they lack is the involvement of proper expert talent, and in this case they need not search any further than the skaters themselves.

 

Taiwanese skaters have had next to zero say and with the experts shut out, the parks they steam ahead to build for us, using strange partnerships and at costs that are strangely much too high, lack the necessary user-input and are inappropriately designed. To this day there are over 20 caged-in “X-Games” parks in Taiwan (about one in every major town), all cookie-cutter in nature, and not a single one made with expert skateboarder input. Instead they merely copy what they’ve seen on ESPN (another “outsider institution” wanting in). Up until recently, Taiwanese skateboarders (most of them merely high school aged) were not able, and in some cases too lazy or even unwilling to organize to attain official status and proper government support. But now with worse and worse parks going up, and more and more corporations taking us for granted in these contests, and with less and less respect to our culture, we’ve had no choice but to take matters into our own hands. Even skaters as young as 13 are slowly starting to realize a few things, things that have led to something called the Taichung Skateboarders Association. To become a recognizable and respected group in our community, autonomous in our direction, less vulnerable to exploitation and in charge of what we need to sustain natural growth; we needed to form the TSA. With careful long-term planning, we believe Taiwan’s skateboard scene and its surrounding industry can attain the kind of greatness and exposure it normally attains in every other country it exists in once skaters themselves are in the driver’s seat.

 

 

 

WHY THE OUTSIDERS WANT IN…

The Big Money in Skateboarding

l          There are an estimated 32 million skateboarders in the world, 12 million of whom are in the U.S.

 

l           Skateboards and skateboard-related products, from about 300 manufacturers of professional-level equipment, generate approximately $5.2 billion in annual retail sales around the world.

 

l          “Tony Hawk Pro Skater” video game captured the #1 ranking in both sales and revenue for video game sales in 2000, and has continued to achieve top spot each year since.

 

l           The 2001 Nickelodeon TV Kid’s Choice Awards placed Tony Hawk as “Favorite Male Athlete” in front of Tiger Woods, KobeBryant, and Shaqille O’Neal.

 

l           Tony Hawk is the 9th most searched for Athlete on yahoo.

 

l           Skateboarding is growing faster than mountain biking, golfing and 50 other sports tracked by the National Sporting Goods Association.

 

l          “More Americans rode skateboards last year than played Baseball, according to the Sporting Goods Association.” –USA Today, Aug. 17, 2001

 

l           Since 1987 the growth rate for skateboarding has been 7.2 percent per year, while baseball declined 27.9 percent and basketball grew only 5.1 percent in that same period. (From the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association’s January 2001 "Sports Participation Topline Report")





PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

Visions for the future:

        Taiwan’s first real skater-designed skate parks and multi-use plazas

 

Skateparks should be much more than just a place to skate; they should be powerful generators. They should generate more skateboarders and keep them skateboarding forever after they start.

 

Involving the youth and those with greater experience has been proven to work in Canada, the United States, Australia, and all over Europe. In Canada I was one of the founding members of the Vancouver Skate Park Coalition (VSPC), a coalition of skateboarders and BMX riders fighting for a place of our own, something our government had refused to grant us for well over 20 years.

 

We first sought a single indoor facility for the long Canadian winters 9 years ago., When we finally got approval to build a, “for skateboarders - by skateboarders” park, it was a huge success. Since then we’ve managed to help construct over 50 (cost-effective) other ones, each better than the last. They’ve been labeled the best in the world by professionals and skateboard magazines for being the most “modern”, “creative” and “technically advanced” concrete skate parks in North America for years and years. They have been hailed by parents, teachers, the police and the government for providing a sustained positive outlet to practice challenging skills and spend one’s time in a safe, social environment.

 

Because of an organized and highly passionate, self-motivated group like the VSPC, Vancouver is now discovering the benefits of some of the first “multi-use parks and plazas” in the world. The parks are a place where the skaters and the public co-exist comfortably in the same area, livening up parts of the city in the process.




 

 

“X”tremely Misunderstood

 

Last but not least, we as a skateboarding society want to inform the rest of society (especially the one that watches far too much TV), that skateboarding is not all about rings of fire or daredevil freak shows. What we do is about personal growth and our own individual successes. To 99% of us, skateboarding is not “X-treme”. In fact most of us are offended by mere use of it. Some even detest the word extreme or any cute use of the letter “X” in relation to us, since it has literally come to symbolize the corporate exploits of our talent, image and positive energy. At the very least, the word “X”-treme“ reminds us of the overly used marketing propaganda that all too often bears a dorky picture of a phony skateboarder, serving only to further confuse the public.

 

Style or technique, it doesn’t matter, skateboarding is completely free and self-paced. To the average skater a televised corporate contest seems a lot like a cheap corny circus act, devoid of meaning or soul. The corporate sponsored contests in Taiwan are rarely judged by skaters and the courses that we are enticed to perform on are made even worse than the “X” parks. Attendance by skaters in the televised “X-Games” have gone down over the years as they begin to see the events are mere jokes. Skaters in Taiwan’s young emerging skateboard scene are now finally old enough, or awake enough to suspect a certain form of meddling and many are becoming increasingly disappointed or annoyed with them generally.

 

A park of our very own making (events included)… can change all that and do a much better job of promoting skateboarding and the positive roll it naturally plays in any modern society.

 

Our plan is to eventually build (and take care of) a skater-designed, multi-use plaza and park, as well as an indoor facility for skateboarding, art and music. I like to think of the idea as a “Stock 20” for skateboarders.

 

Your campaigns have always caught my attention as they often emphasize support for the youth and nurturing the diverse cultures that come to Taichung, as well as the quintessential importance of tourism. It seems you have a clear vision of what it will take to make Taichung a truly modern and international city, especially as it relates to your young people, the ones bringing new life and culture to the city.

 

The TSA would like to pull you away from your busy schedule and invite you to one of our monthly meetings to show you what we’re currently working on and discuss these issues in more detail.

 

As everyone knows, your young people truly are the future of Taiwan! ….Let’s help make it both a healthy and thriving one.

 

In sincere respect to you, your island, and all your people,

 

Vaughan Neville

 

TSA Interim Coordinator /

VSPC Foreign Affairs

 

 

 



Published On: 2/28/2007
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14-year-old juggles city duties, school, fun       

An article about young kid who has taken action into his own hands to get a skatepark built in his town.


read article.

 
 


Published On: 2/7/2007
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I have been to a place
Where criminals are given awards
And politicians slide through revolving doors
Where talk of the rule of law
Becomes a tool in a tug of war
And leaders become bidders in the stock exchange
At the expense of the poor
 
I've been to a place where they send people to the moon
While others become prophets of doom
A place where every omen warns
Of the coming counter-storm
But still the gluttons gorge, dull and swinish-eyed
Ignoring the rising tide
 
I have seen selfishness blind the ignorant
And greediness become the passion of crime
Humanity! Humanity!
The truth is still to be challenged
By all who seek justice
 
I have been to a place
Where the golden calf rules
And the poor pay more
While the rich have it all
Where truth is scourged
And honesty purged
And silences rule behing every door
 
Foundations crumble
And in the distance, I hear a rumbling,
The fall of Rome
Humanity! Humanity!
The truth is still to be challenged
By all who seek justice


Published On: 12/9/2006
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My Blog: Bangerang!!
By: JennyG


Well well, i havent written one of these since summer! Its December already? Geez time gets away fast! Tons of shi*t has happened in my life since my last blog. So yea my summer was jammed packed with two jobs (serving and skating) But i managed to go to Penticton, BC for a week with a few friends.....good times for sure (we met random people), the skatepark was the funnest thing ever! After that I volunteered at slam city jam for a whole weekend and it was soo rad! I ended up actually skating the set up, including the vert ramp as well....It was Huge! I got to see Swollen Members up close (got to shake their hands oh yea!) I think im defintely gonna do that next year.
 
So this was my first year back at school since high school. Im going to Mount Royal College in Calgary and im taking a 4 year applied degree called Eco Tourism and Outdoor Leadership. It is seriously the best program anyone ever invented! The first day of school we had to climb this wall using only eachother to get up and over it. I was wearing a skirt that day, haha good times (i still did it of course). Anyways the people in the program are just as amazing, we are all tight!! Rock climbing, mountaineering, kayaing and canoeing are mandatory classes you have to take. We did some sick trips in the mountains, ive never been on such steep ridgelines in my life! I also had to get over my fear of being in caves, i would rather go rock climbing....which is ten times more dangerous. HAH! Next semester i have to take a wilderness survival course, should be interesting, cause i can only bring 3 items, and your not allowed to bring a sleeping bag or tent, not to mention that this is going to be in the middle of winter! So what would you bring??
 
UMM so other than i was in a relationship for 2 months, with a guy named AJ who is a rad skater......we are still friends.....I turned 20 in October (man i feel old, that was my last summer as a teen!)Got my nose pierced - didnt hurt at all. Im working at Canada Olympic Park im a snowboard instructor, my first shift is next week! Ive gotten out snowboarding a couple of times in the mountains, got pretty sore, it was sweet! I hope to get much more pow pow days in......
 
I went to the Killswitch Engage concert this week, and it was SOO good, they rock, you should check em out! (If you are hardcore that is)
 
Future news: Im going to be driving a car soon yay(well boo for polluting the enviroment and not using my bicycle) Also im going to Red Rocks, Nevada in February to do some rock climbing with people from my class! Im stoked!!
 

Well enjoy the snow! I know i am!

Catchya on the flip side

Ciao!



Published On: 12/4/2006
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Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
Allister
All-American Rejects(i know i know screw off haters)
American Hi-Fi
Anberlin
Angels and Airwaves
Armor For Sleep
Ataris, The
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
B
 
Barenaked Ladies
Blindside
Blink 182
Bloodhound Gang
Blue October
Bowling For Soup
Box Car Racer
Brand New
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet For my Valentine
Bush
 
C
Chevelle
Chronic Future
Coheed And Cambria
Collective Soul
Cranberries
Crash Test Dummies
Creed
Crossfade
 
D
D12
Dashboard Confessional
Death Cab for Cutie
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Disturbed
Dope
Drowning Pool
 
E
Eminem
Evanescence
Evans Blue
Eve 6
Everclear
Everlast
Exies, The
 
F
Fall Out Boy
Finch
Finger Eleven
Five.Bolt.Main
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Foreigner
Fort Minor
Foutains of Wayne
From Autumn To Ashes
From First To Last
Funeral For a Friend
Future Leaders of the World
 
G
God Smack
Goldfinger
Good Charlotte
Gorilaz(old stuff)
Green Day(old stuff)
Gym Class Heroes
 
H
Hawthorne Heights
Head Automatica
Hellogoodbye
Him
Hinder
Hoobastank
 
J
Jet
Jimmy Eat World
 
K
Killers, The
Korn
 
 
L
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Lit
Lost Prophets
Lynyrd Skynyrd
M
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Mest
Motion City Soundtrack
MxPx
My Chemical Romance

N
Nickelback
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nonpoint
O
Offspring
Opm
Our Lady Peace
 
P
Panic At The Disco
Pantera
Papa Roach
Plain White T's
P.O.D.
Powerman 5000
Puddle Of Mudd
 
R
Raconteurs
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The
Reliant K
Rise Against
Rufio
 
S
Senses Fail
She Wants Revenge
Shinedown
Silverstein
Skindred
Smashing Pumpkins
Snow Patrol
Staind
Starting Line
Stone Sour
Story Of The Year
Straylight Run
Sugarcult
Sum 41
System of a Down
 
 
 
 
 


Published On: 9/28/2006
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concerning being awesome

well as i have already stated college/school is just around the corner and as you well know i am amped for vacation to start, (being school)... i am here today to tell you the best ways to ensure your awesomeness levels will start out at their peak... this may apply more to college students especially those attending for the first time, but a well organized stellarness plan can be well implemented in the highschool halls as well. But because i am a college student i will be writing from cette perspective...There are a couple things that one must know before attempting to improve upon previous years awesomness or lack there of.

1. Everyone starts on a level playing field, so long as you dont have like 2 heads or something, just kidding...but seriously just like in the wild you have to assume everything is just as afraid of you as you are of them, take this to heart and dont be discouraged for everyone is just as awkward as you.  

2. The first week is of the utmost importance; its a proven fact that first impressions last a long time especially with those one doesnt hangout with on a day to day basis...so it is key to have your plan in action when you first step on campus...gain those points as fast as you can, the leader after week one usually stays atop.

3. Observation is key, one must notice those who also have their plan in motion, for these people can be used as leverage to dramatically boost your awesomeness.

4. you must believe in your plan, if you dont believe in it, it will fail, you must carry it out to the end, or else you will no doubt be utterly humiliated and of course lose most awesomeness and end up being a band geek...again kidding, but seriously... haha...

Ok and now a few ways to plan your plan, there are no sure fire ways to set a plan, everyones is unique to their personality but there are some guidelines and hints i can give you....

1. lie, there is nothing better than starting your year with a few clever placed exaggerations to boost your awesomeness... one must be aware however, despite the fact that the lie is in no doubt the easiest way to gain some quick awesomeness points, its kinda like using steroids and despite hitting 70+ homeruns the Mark McGwires and Barry Bonds's of awesomeness will eventually be found out and well, will ultimately have their name dragged through the mud, and who knows where Mark is now anyways?

2. This is a three tiered step to awesomeness that stems from the observation principle...observing other peoples plans in action can and will make or break your plan so listen closely.    Tier 1: by observing those who obviously have a good plan in motion or simply people who look like they will no doubt be awesome, one can glean some points quite easily. Keeping in mind that even though they appear to have it all together they are just as scared as you are, just hang around long enough and the awesome person will be forced to accept you somewhat, thus allowing you to be awesome by association. For those who are on the shy side of things this may be the best you can do, and hey, every awesome person needs a sidekick or a whooping boy...but at least you will have a place...Tier 2: If you want to be a serious competitor in the awesomeness games all gloves must come off and you must be willing to do what it takes to get to the top. Once again by watching the plans of the popular to be, one can move up the leaderboard by calling them on their plan....Nothing is more embarrassing than being caught in a lie or just simply being called a fake, however one must do this with some pride and dignity. By simply asking the right question in front of the right people one can knock a fellow competitor off their game allowing you to take their place. This must be done as stated above with dignity because no one likes a jerk who just hates on everyone, all your job is, is to draw attention to the fact that someone is trying to finagle themselves into popularity not to draw attention to yourself. This takes some cunning but can be as effective as a good lie.  Finally the key, Tier 3: This is the grand master of the plan, The Opposite Sex....guys just as we are trying everything we can be to be the awesomest so that girls will like us and guys will fear us just a little, i believe girls do the samething.... If you are in the top 5 in awesome points after week one you must go for the gold. Observe and Attract.... The proverbial fat lady will sing, if you can land the guy or girl who is no doubt the most popular after the first week, by combining your points the college world will be your footstool... As there is no doubt this relationship will fail try not to get that attached, but cummon you probably didnt even know the person so how serious could it be....

and 3. Be ok with yourself...no not that self confidence mamagama, if you want to be awesome, you are going to have to lie cheat scratch and scumbag yourself to the top, even to the point of dating people you dont know or necessarily like...If you cant wake up in the morning and look at your shallow life and be happy with what you see, well you best start lying to yourself or just get used to shooting pool in the gameroom at 1:22 am by yourself for the next 8 months....but hey, that nice 67 yearold librarian lady probably could use some help after hours so you might have that going for you....

As you have hopefully assumed this isnt my actual outlook on life, however im sure we are all guilty a little bit, but hey i bet it would work, so if you are shallow and dont really have moral convictions go for it, let me know how it works....

another mindless endeavour a la Silky J



Published On: 8/19/2006
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Grow More Pot
by Jello Biafra
From I Blow Minds for a Living, recorded at Slim's, San Francisco, Nov 21, 1990


Does anybody out there know that for the first time in American history the U.S. Army was used in a war operation against the American people? Right near here, up in Humboldt County about 200 miles north of San Francisco right near a town called Shelter Cove, get this: three- to four-hundred American G.I.s dressed with automatic rifles and fully armed for battle, fanned out on maneuvers through the woods, backed up by a dozen Blackhawk attack helicopters. The mountain people up there were frightened out of their wits! They thought there was a war going on, especially the ones that had soldiers kicking in the doors to their cabins and putting guns to their heads in front of their children.

Why!? Who was the enemy in this war? Not the communists! Not Saddam Hussein! Not Earth First! or even the spotted owl. No! The enemy they called out the army to put down, secretly, so few people outside of Humboldt would get alarmed as possible, it wasn't even a person or an army or a terrorist group! It was a plant, the marijuana plant.

And they actually did manage to find a few for the G.I.s to pull up, and then they had to fly in more from the government stash so the pile would look big enough when they lit the bonfire for the network TV news cameras, so that they could say "Yes! Another triumph in the Drug War!"

Drug War. War. The American army sent to war against the American people. And we're supposed to feel relieved and secure and protected. Protected from what?!

A lot of people with more guts than I'll ever have risked their life and limb all last summer at the Earth First! Redwood Summer Action up in Humboldt County. They were chaining themselves to redwoods that were three times wider than they were, 800 years old, they were spread-eagled, as the saws buzzed right over their heads. They stood in the dirt as the bulldozers charged them and stopped right at their toes. Or people waved clubs at them, charged them with logging trucks, shotguns, you name it. All to try to save some of the last unspoiled virgin forest we have left anywhere in this country from being chopped down and turned into toilet paper, TV Guides and the Weekly World News.

On the other side the loggers saying "What about our jobs!? What about our families!? What about our lives?! You needed wood and cardboard to make those protest signs!"

We need fuel! We need paper! It's almost gone! Where are we gonna get more? The answer, for centuries, has been right under our nose: grow more pot!

If we're serious about saving the earth, saving the ozone and our freedom to go about saving the earth and the ozone, we should start by paying all those dirt-poor coca farmers in South America and out-of-work loggers in Fortuna and Eureka, and Midwest family farmers and rust-belt families too, to all get together and grow more pot!

Why? Get ready for this...! There's a book out called The Emperor Wears No Clothes. The author's name is Jack Herer. It's published by Queen of Clubs, and I think there's ads for it in High Times, or NORML, the National Organization for Reform of Marijuana Laws, could direct you to a copy I'm sure, and in this book, among other places, it is written that before the 20th century, the marijuana plant provided almost all the world's paper, all the world's clothing and textiles, and almost all the world's rope.

According to none other than the U.S. Department of Agriculture you can make four times as much paper from one acre of hemp plants as you can from an acre of trees. And instead of chopping down all the redwoods in Humboldt County and turning Northern California, Oregon and Washington and Appalachia into the Sahara Desert, if you do it with hemp plants, you can just grow another crop a few months later and make more paper! At one-quarter the cost of making paper from wood pulp and only one-fifth the pollution. The ancient Romans knew this and grew it, Henry VIII made each farmer in old England grow their share, because they knew if you want the strongest natural fiber there is, you all have gotta do your part for the King and grow more pot!

And we did, too! Guess what Levi jeans were originally made out of? And guess what American flags used to be made out of? And guess what the early drafts of the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution were written on? And if that's too un-Christian for you, guess what they made Guttenberg and King James Bibles out of? Guess what you can use to power a car? You can get at least four times as much cellulose to make gasohol or methanol from hemp stems as you can from a corn stalk. Which along with solar energy would be a great way to avoid dying for oil in Saudi Arabia.

In the 1920s and 1930s most American cars and farm machinery had the option of running on gas or on methanol; most racing cars still do run on methanol. And George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew cannabis on their plantations and smoked it, too!

In the 1760s in the American colonies you could even be jailed for not growing pot! Because that was part of the key to becoming economically independent from Britain. Hemp was legal tender in the Americas, a substitute for money, from 1630 clear up to the early 1800s. And hemp seeds are a great source of protein, better than soybeans, and it's cheaper than soybeans, too. Or so says the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Marijuana is legal for medical use in 34 states used to treat glaucoma and pain caused by cancer, and you can digest more protein from a hemp seed than a soybean seed. It's even shown some signs at being able to combat herpes. And, guess what kind of a parachute Mr. Drug War Junta-Man himself George Bush used when he bailed out of that bomber in World War II?

Hemp was illegal by then, but farmers were briefly ordered to grow it again in this country for the war effort and all, and the U.S. Army had their own stash all along in the colonies in the Philippines.

So, how did everything get turned around so damn bad? Doesn't it strike you as a little dumb that we burn oil and choke ourselves and chop down all our trees and ruin innocent people's lives by branding them criminals and throwing them in jails, or sending them off to drug camps, or taking all their property and selling it before they're brought to trial? In the process, making crack and heroin cheaper and easier to get than pot? Why do we do this when we don't have to?

Meanwhile the Police Chief of L.A., Darryl Gates gets front page approval for telling a U.S. Senate committee that pot smokers should be shot on sight. Because smoking pot is treason because, after all, it's illegal.

Why was marijuana cracked down on? And why was it done so violently? Well ... Ready?!

In 1936 Popular Mechanics magazine hailed the invention of a new machine to process hemp, predicting that marijuana/hemp would once again become the world's largest cash crop. This did not at all sit well with people like Hearst Paper Manufacturing or Kimberly-Clark or other cutthroat multinationals who happen to have large timber holdings. It didn't sit to well with tobacco barons for obvious reasons, and it sure as hell didn't sit too well with old buddies DuPont. Hemp processing uses only one-fifth the chemicals need to process wood pulp, and DuPont had just patented a new wood pulp sulfide process, and DuPont's patented plastic fibers had just passed up hemp as the No. 2 fiber, next to cotton, and they wanted to keep it that way!

And the last thing the big drug companies wanted was to lose their share of the ever lucrative disease industry market, to more affordable medicine made from marijuana or other natural ingredients because, check this out, you can't own and make money off a patent for medicine in this country, unless the medicine has chemicals in it. If it's all natural ingredients, you can't patent it. Maybe that's why we don't have access to a cure for cancer or AIDS, or why the health food store I go to keeps getting harassed by federal authorities for selling herbal medicines.

Meanwhile, guess who owns Congress? So marijuana was outlawed in 1937 and they fanned the racism fires playing the racism card just like they do when they want to crack down on rock-and-roll or rap or hip hop or something like that. They said that smoking marijuana might cause you to fall under the influence of listening to jazz! I believe that it was even said on the floor of Congress that marijuana had to be banned because smoking it might make a black man look at a white woman twice. And let's not forget that U.S. Treasury Department funded documentary film, called, "Reefer Madness!" So marijuana was outlawed as devil weed in 1937. Only 53 years ago it was legal. Need I say more, on why our beloved fearless leaders go out of their way to censor our access to information so damn much? Can you imagine the mass outrage if this kind of stuff ever really got out? And people knew that this big drug problem that they keep reading about and hearing about is being caused by the government themselves? And people knew how easily each one of us individually could turn our ecological and human crisis around without resorting to Nazi bullshi*t like oil wars and drug wars by just saying no! to George Bush.

And if people knew that the very companies that provide us with such crucial conveniences as Kleenex, paper towels and junk mail, have systematically and brutally rearranged every single one of our lives so that we are literally wiping our ass with out own future?

And it doesn't have to be this way! I mean, I'll tell you, I do feel kind of funny saying all this because I used to be a pothead and I hate smoking the stuff, and the whole low-energy stoner Deadhead vibe that comes with it. But, you don't need to smoke pot to realize that the real drug problem in this country is not the drugs. And we can help solve drug problems, crime problems, environmental problems - even our racial problems if we say no to George Bush and get together and grow more pot!


Published On: 8/5/2006
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My Blog: yeee
By: chillin_nick


Johnny B. Goode

Deep down in Jamaica close to Mandeville
Back up in the woods on top of a hill
There stood an old hut made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B Goode

He never learned to read and a write so well
But he could play his guitar like ringing a bell yell

 

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Sitting in a tree in the railroad track
Old engineer in the train sitting in the shade
Strummin' with the rhythm that them drivers made

People passing by would stop and say
Oh my oh my what the boy can play

Mama said son you gotta be a man
You gotta be the leader of a reggae band
People coming in from miles around
To hear you play until the sun goes down

Boy someday your name will be in the lights
Saying Johnny B Goode tonight

 



Published On: 7/28/2006
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As one of Canada’s most published, talked about, and dedicated skaters, DC Shoes Canada is proud to welcome Mike Hastie to the team. His leadership and strong work ethic will be an excellent example to the younger skaters on the team.
 
Mike paid full price to have a reconstructive ACL replacement surgery a year and a half ago. After putting in months of rehabilitation, he was back on a board and skating better than ever. Unfortunately, as quickly as he injured his knee the first time his replaced ACL blew out in a similar manner. Once again Mike had a new ACL placed in his knee. On the road to recovery he swam, worked out, and did whatever needed to be done to get him to where he is now… and where is he now you may ask?
 
Mike is back skating 100% proving that with enough determination and hard work you can anything you set your sights on. Mike’s goal is to be the best skater he can be, and it is that mentality that DC strongly embraces.
 
 
 
 


Published On: 7/27/2006
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My Blog: Capricorn
By: lilmoma157



 
 
Capricorn, the tenth Sign of the Zodiac, is all about hard work. Those born under this Sign are more than happy to put in a full day at the office, realizing that it will likely take a lot of those days to get to the top. That's no problem, since Capricorns are both ambitious and determined: they will get there. Life is one big project for these folks, and they adapt to this by adopting a businesslike approach to most everything they do. Capricorns are practical as well, taking things one step at a time and being as realistic and pragmatic as possible. The Capricorn-born are extremely dedicated to their goals, almost to the point of stubbornness. Boy, those victories sure smell sweet, though, and that thought alone will keep Capricorns going.

The Goat symbolizes Capricorns, and an apt mascot it is. Goats love to climb to the top of the mountain, where the air is clear and fresh. In much the same way, Capricorns want to get to the top of their chosen field so that they can reap the benefits of success; namely fame, prestige and money. Getting to the top isn't always a walk in the park, however, so it's likely that Goats will ruffle a few feathers along the way. These folks can indeed be domineering, even egotistical, on their route to the top. They'll tell you it's part of being a leader with bright new ideas (in keeping with the Cardinal Quality assigned to this Sign).

Capricorns are industrious, efficient, organized and won't make a lot of waves. They are scrupulous with details and adopt a rather conventional posture in business and in life. These folks feel best playing it safe, since this is a fail-safe way to get to the top -- eventually.

Thankfully, Capricorns are patient, too, and are happy to wait for their ship to come in. The flip side to this staid behavior is that Goats can become quite unforgiving of those who aren't as diligent or ambitious as they are. Capricorns need to remember that they do need allies along the way, ambitious or otherwise. In any case, once Capricorns receive the recognition and social status they so fervently crave, it's likely that all will be forgiven.



Published On: 7/17/2006
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My Blog: Hehe
By: Fear_the_SPORK



Time to remodel Lena's Blog because Trina is bored!
hmmm what to do this time....
haha....be afraid be every afraid.. so anyways I'm just gonna add some dumb icon things haha.. cuz i'm kewl like that haha... this one is funny lol  WOO!Ride that donkey Lena haha i saw some Donkeys today in the parade haha... and i didn't see myself on tv but then again i didn't really watch
awww look at the cute bunny *hop hop* lol i should write u a story but idk lol i would probably start one but won't finish it.....actually ill write one... k here we go

Once there was a girl name Trina who lived in a box and one day and a girl named Lena come over to Trina's house * which was a box* and kicked it over... so Trina was very upset..so Lena bought her a new one a bigger one with some bubble wrap... that made Trina very happy and they all lived happly ever after
the end...
u like?? huh huh.. i know u do haha....took me a long 2 mins to write haha not really like 30 seconds lol whoa! why is otown playing :S
ooo i have a new theme song... one that suits me better... i was kinda singing it on the phone today but ill sing it all now...
its called i'm a gangster

verse 1


I'm a gangster,i'm a stright up G,
the gangster life is the life for me.
Shooting people by day,driving cars at night,
being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection,
then gave your mom a yeaste infection.
I saw the policeman and i punched him in the eye,
to seve and protect what a lie.
I also dont like white people you shouldnt too,
and dont get me started about the jews.
I'm a gangster grrr i'm mad,
i'm a gangster my rhymes are bad.
I'm a gangster i'm iced out like a freezer,
i'm a gangster i dont listen to weezer.
I droped out of school at the age of 3,
cause all the teachers tried to player hate on me.
My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine,
my rhymes are hot like a burning flame.
Sisco is my homey he's a gangster too,
me and sisco are the leaders of my gangster crew.
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance,
some say we are the perfect match.

Verse 2

I am giving a shout out to my homeys in cell block 8,
being in jail sucks because you have to masterbate.
Except when a jewish person goes to jail all my homeys cheer,
they will make mince meat out of his rear.
Ben petty helped me make the beat this song,
i shot him in the face because he looked at me wrong.
I'm a gangster i drop bombs like hiroshima,
i'm a gangster bitch suck on my weiner.
I'm a gangster i drive a cool car,
i'm a gangster i smoke weed and a cigar.
Yo my gangster flow,
yo yo yo yo.

Verse 3

I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey,
i got kicked out of japan by drinking all the saccai.
f*cked a bitch give me head hoe,
whats up to my dogs,
yo yo yo.
They play this song on the radio all day long,
so everyone can hear my gangster song.
Nobody thought i would blow up like a fire stone tire,
oh there is no beat left,
die die santa claus die

Hahaha... its soo funny lol omg  when i was at the parade i thought of u when i saw the marching band cuz last night we talked about what we can play and yeah anyways....funny my computer is being really gay right now GRR i'm mad haha... well i better go to bed...i say haha way to much...meh oh well

 
My Sexy Hippo(No Jen He's MINE)
 
 
Viva Forever
by Spice Girls


Beka Was Here!
I LOVE YOU LENA!
<3


Published On: 7/8/2006
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“In politics, an organized minority is a political majority." 
                                                                     - JESSE JACKSON


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GO SKATEBOARDING DAY 2006

PHOTOS BY SHON CHEN



Skateboarding in most places in the world has been booming like crazy for perhaps the longest stretch in skateboarding’s 60 year-old experience. Those of you who started skating post 1990 may think this is going to last forever and that we are invincible. But for those of us older dogs, we wonder when the next “death” will occur, since, if there is one, it’s long over due. Skateboarding has died four times and each time at the end of what people would call a “golden age".

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The International Association of Skateboard Companies (the IASC) doesn’t want to see us struggle through yet another great skate-industry famine, and so in an attempt to ward off the effects of “faddism” and stop skateboarding from ever weaving in and out of popularity again, the IASC chose June 21st, (a day kids usually get out of school for the summer holidays) to simply be that of “Go Skateboarding Day”.

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GSD was designed to bring us all together for the sake of skateboarding itself and nothing but, and since the first one 3 three years ago, things have gone as planned. Each year, and increased number of skaters catch wind of this day and each time they are either consciously or unconsciously reminded that skateboarding is not a fad and that skaters will be hitting the streets for as long as there are years on this earth. For the full 24 hour period dubbed in their honor, skaters use this day to let it all hang out and concern them selves only with skateboarding.


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Upon closer inspection you might even go as far as to say we’re witnessing the steady raise of skateboarding’s Independence Day. After all, together we are a nation, a leaderless, borderless, underdog kind of nation. We are an international nation whose citizens are found in almost any country that isn’t completely dirt or ice-covered.
 
 
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I’m not sure any of the Taiwanese skaters knew on June 21st, 2004 that it was in fact “Go Skateboarding Day”. I myself was clueless to it then and must have completely missed it. Then GSD 2005 came but it was still more of a rumor around here than it was a holiday. Ahhh… but not this year… this year we were ready and waiting.

 

Here in Taiwan, Go Skateboarding Day was a timely gift and has come in very handy indeed. With no solid history to tell them otherwise, skates here have had trouble deciphering just what skateboarding in the western world is all about, and since I arrived in Taiwan 5 or 6 years ago, the Taiwanese participation in skateboarding seemed as though it was ultimately headed steadily downward - not steadily upward like I had expected. Due to an absence of translated magazines and subtitled DVDs, Taiwan has for years been plagued with fashion junkies and overly competitive attitudes both inside and outside their ranks. This has of course helped give rise to a rash of clique-ish attitudes and… the Asian X-Games in full force.

 

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”No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.” - ALICE WALKER

Last year’s Go Skateboarding Day was a day when myself and a couple of local skaters decided it was finally time to start the much needed Taiwanese Skateboarders Association. Since then we’ve gone through the motions, had countless meetings with countless skaters focusing on whatever we see holding us down and voting on what should be done to send us in a more natural direction, and in the direction of fun.

 

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Myself and a handful of friends are now up to our necks in various projects related to the survival of grass roots skateboarding in Taiwan. I won’t go into detail as to exactly the state or status of Taiwan’s skate scene (for that you’ll have to read my article in an upcoming issue of THAT magazine this summer about “the Scene” and the TSA) but I will tell you that skateboarding sprung up merely 12 years ago and since then has been in dire need for a skater-run organization like the TSA and “Go Skateboarding Day” was a big help in having it finally take off.


This year, Taiwanese skaters knew full-well what day it was, and it showed. Skaters from all over the city zeroed-in on one of our many common meeting spots and fun quickly ensued. A classic game of S.K.A.T.E., an improvised skate-relay race and scooter-pull session to name but a few activities, both planned and unplanned. One of these kids even made a banner, most likely in a mad hurry and under the heavy influence of something awful, was quite possibly the ugliest banner known to man. It was supposed to read Go Skateboarding Day 2006 but to anyone brave enough to stare at it, looked like the abstract art you often see some artists throw together to shock the world. You know, the art that uses rat’s blood as paint, that kind of art. Apparently next year’s banner is going to be much better. They’re thinking about cat’s blood next time…

 …I can’t bloody well wait.

 

 

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After a while the spot got old and the entire mob (a mob so big it warranted police escort) thundered across our poor unsuspecting town to the next spot, then the next…and the next, all the while holding our hideous banner high, and with great pride.

 

 

I don’t think any of us stopped smiling the entire day.

    

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At the close of the evening, lay a nation destroyed. Yet at the same time, another nation, our nation, had just finished remodeling.

 


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The best part about this whole thing is that this happens each and every year and every year were are a year older, a year wiser, and always comparing these GSDs to the previous year’ GSDs and naturally trying to outdo them.

 

Till next time boys and girls… the fate of skateboarding (and of the entire world it seems these days) rests with you!

 

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“The heights by great men reached and kept

Were not attained by sudden flight,

But they, while their companions slept,

Were toiling upward in the night.”
- HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW





Published On: 6/28/2006
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well we all know what this time of year is....... PARTAY TIME BABY!!!......but for some of us, it's camping and travelling and having road trips with awesome friends......and maybe twisting an ankle or two haha, well hopefully none of my leaders this year at WR make bets on me.....geeze, how nice.....announce my accident proness to EVERYBODY why dont u.....evil people i tell ya haha. this is how my summer will be:


July 1st-9th    WR....best camp in all of Saskatchewan. yeah yeah

July 10th-19th           In Calgary with best buddy kato haha, we are so gunna go SHOPPING!!! lmao total insider

July 21st             grandparents 50th with a special someone....u know who u are haha ;)

July 23rd-28th                 Pre-camp for Jasper!!!!!

July something-5th                @ home hanging out with friends and maybe camping out in  someones backyard *coughmattcough* haha

August 5th-12th               back in Calgary to hang out with daddio....unfortunatly

August 17th-26th                  JASPER!!!! YEAH YEAH



and if i dont come back from Jasper.....i probably got eaten by a bear or fell off a cliff by accident, feel free to call search and rescue haha, I'M KIDDING


Published On: 6/27/2006
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Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
There was this blind man right, There was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shi*t man
Hey man I got a gang of that shi*t man
Hey I'll tell you what
my man on the guitar
fool on the drums
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mic I'll tell you all these motherf*ckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark and
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we f*cked on the bed
f*cked on the floor
f*cked so long I grew a f*ckin' afro
then I f*cked to the left (left)
f*cked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shi*t turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother f*cker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna f*ck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause' she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I f*cked her once, I f*cked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just f*ck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I f*ck that bitch again

met a real black girl down in south carolina
f*cked her until she turned to a white albina


f*cked this hooker in Iowa
I f*cked her on credit, so I owe her

f*cked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f*ck that shi*t)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to f*ck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say What!)
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you f*ckin' his woman
so he start beatin' on yo ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft (what??) soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off


Published On: 6/14/2006
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future leaders of the world
"let me out"

I found some peace today
I grit my teeth
And swallow all my pain and selfish pride
I use to hide behind

[Chorus]
Let me out, let me out I’m singing
Let me out, let me out I’m singing
I’m a liar and a cheat in prison
Accused of telling the truth
[X2]

The flames are panes, they pain my eyes
Child alone since his face won’t lie
Time burns my soles again
Sifting through the smoking lies
Swimming next in a loveless dive
first and last ain't ever the same, so I’ll keep on singing this
I don’t care if you’re right or if I'm always wrong
Just want to sing my song before this whole world

[Chorus X2]

Now and forever
I stand to sever all ties and connections with recollections of pain or fear
From Police, society, authority and other people
Swallowing tears, lining my stomach
Getting free-er every second eroding and exploding all this ??

Metal prison bars block out minds
Your truths all televise
I never bought it and I won’t play your games, for vain
Are we just rats in a ???, scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose
No, I’m not and I won’t eat your food
I don’t care if your right or if I’m always wrong,
Just want to sing my song before this whole world ...GONE

[Chorus]


===============================
rach

&
landen


4 ever!!!


Published On: 6/5/2006
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Doomsday for the Deceiver

Play heed this take of the prince of darkness,
Whom we're taught to fear from day number one.
The beguiling serpent, king of the underworld,
Betrayer and mocker of heaven's chosen one.
Evil and wicked dreamer, creator of sins,
Ultimate deceiver; longing to take you in.
He promises earthly glory, if you play his game;
"I won't let the firebombs hurt you, just
Number your head and take my name."

Belial begins his scheming, treacherous plan,
Turns brother on brother, toys with the leaders of man.
He creates before them illusions of broken truce,
A wicked plot of deception, that commanders cannot refuse.
In a short time he has control,
USA, Russia, chaos from pole to pole.
Mankind's worst nightmare, it's too late to pray,
Hold tight and take your last breath,
The missiles are on their way...DOOMSDAY!

All over the earth the horror begins,
This time there's no second chance.
Firebombs...deathly flash, vapors spread so fast,
In a moment the world is ash.
There in the midst stands the deceiver
Bearing a brooding smile.
Surrounded by his marked believers,
The masses of unscarred.

Evil's reign, called by the prophets,
Under a darkened sky,
Ghastly sins everywhere, unmarked survivors
Sacrificed as demons dance.
Suddenly, the hordes are silenced,
By the rumbling planed, metalbeast soon to appear,
To challenge the enemy, to deal his doom,
To write the devil's dirge...Doomsday!

The scorched ground opens, the beast of metal appears,
Satan and his army show no sign of fear.
Across desert plains, through city streets,
In the hills evil meets defeat.
Covens one by on fall by metal's hand,
As the dark forces weaken.
The monster rages through the battles,
To confront the master of sin.

As the night falls, the beasts, they meet
And the existing numbered line along the street.
The air is charged with power metal,
Flotzilla's eyes glow as he feeds.
The clash begins, a fight 'til death,
Such power never seen before.
Thrashing jaws, slashing claws,
Dealing the darkside's fate;
The deceiver's doom this day...DOOMSDAY!



Published On: 4/4/2006
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I love this song, it makes me laugh :)

[I'm a Gangster- Josh Groban]
Don't player hate me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dawgs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm gonna give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate somebody else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steamin' mad grrr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella up tight
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, what a lie
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer
I dropped out of school at the age of 3
(why)
Cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
(oh)
My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance (dance)
Some say we're the perfect match
(step off, step back, step away, step back, don't step forward, back, don't step forwards, step backwards, backwards don't step to me, do not step to me-eeee-eeh)
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make mince meat out of his rear
Ben Petty helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Heroshima
I'm a gangster
Bitch suck on my wiener
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo
I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey
My friend got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the saki
f*ck a bitch
Gimmie head, hoe
What's up to my dawgs
Yo yo yo
They play my song on the radio all day long
So everyone can hear my gangster song
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire
Oh there's no beat left
(shooting is heard)
Die, Die evil Santa Clause die
No I don't wanna do accapello
I like to slap bitches
I like to slap hoes...

Published On: 2/27/2006
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YOU MIGHT BE FROM LOUISIANA IF....

1. You've ever wore shorts at Christmas time.

2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not "La-fy-ette".

3. You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.

4. You know the meaning of a "Delcambre Reeboks" (that would be a pair of all white fishing boots).

5. You offer somebody a "coke" and then ask them what kind: Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7Up?

6. You can name all of your 3rd cousins.

7. You plan your vacation around hunting season & LSU football.

8. You greet people with "Ha's ya momma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"


9. Every so often, you have waterfront property.


10. When giving directions you use words like "uptown",
"downtown","backatown", riverside", "lakeside! ", "northshore",
"westbank", "down the bayou" or "cross the river".

11. When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold!"

12. Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.

13. You've ever had Community Coffee.

14. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it (also, Thibodaux, Opelousas, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya).

15. You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

16. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. (Amen)

17. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy dressed is healthier than a Caesar salad.

18. You know the definition of "dressed."

19. You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.

20. The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more than HBO.

21. You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

22. You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something."

23. You go by "ya-mom-en-'dems" on Good Friday for family supper.

24. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

25. You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.

26. You believe that purple, green and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors).

27. You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people refer to as windbreakers)

28. Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

29. You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team. (Geaux Zephyrs).

30. You have a ditch on at least one side of your property.

31. You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.

32. You describe a color as "K&B Purple."

33. You like your rice and politics dirty.

34. When given the choice for Governor between a KKK leader and Edwin Edwards, it's a difficult decision.

35. You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Newawlins."

36. You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.

37. You prefer skiing on the bayou.

38. You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.

39. You realize the rain forest is less humid than Louisiana.

40. You can list all the ingredient's of a gumbo or a jambalaya.

41. You go to the "boat", but you don't plan on spending any time over water.

42. When you're in Baton Rouge you know the difference between the old bridge & the new bridge.

43. If you ever had to wait for the bridge to "come down" so you can get home.

44. If you pull for the Saints (who else would)?

45. If you've ever been to a wedding and someone either danced in a ..3 washtub or with a broom and this was considered normal.

46. You make your groceries, or, wash your dishes,or, have an icebox.

47. You can't think of anybody that can cook better than your momma.

48. You know when it's appropriate to use "Tony Chachere's" (anytime!!!!).

49. You know an old person that can "treat" you for warts.

50. The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab and King Cake.

51. If you think you go to school to talk to friends.



Published On: 2/22/2006
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