i rode my skateboard to the store and on the way i hit a door. i thought i would get hurt no more, but sure enough i hit a whore, her boyfriend threw me on the floor. he hit me til i cried no more. now i'm really really sore. i just can't take it anymore. i'm gonna sleep here on the floor, so please excuse me if i snore. i'm sorry that i'm such a bore. you would be too if it happened to you. so don't give me that boo hoo hoo. ...*tear*...
gurple purple cherry pie, picked a flower then it died, after that i cried and cried. my tears then made it come alive, now i'm sure it will survive, cause i have a mournful strive, gurple purple orange juice, pet a cow and then a goose, i didn't touch that ugly moose, too afraid it would get loose, gurple purple candy cane, spilled some pop and left a stain, tried to skateboard in the rain, fell and fell in lots of pain.
i once walked to a house. and i almost got eaten by a mouse!!! it was the scariest thing ever. but i faught him off with a feather. he ran away faster than a flash of light, and then i almopst got in a pillow fight, with this really ugly, i mean super fugly, witch named bitch, what a couincidence a witch named bitch, who woulda thunk it, psh i dunno maybe a puppet
powre puff ruff ruff ruff, homer simpson really likes duff, i have a pet goat, who cant really float, my stomach is aching, and im wanting my shoes, and if i dont get them ill go boohoos.
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