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My Blog: Just typing
By: iskatetoo


had about a week with no riding.
 
 the weather has changed for the worst. we started out with mad snow and it looked like we were going to have great season but, mother nature seems to have abandoned us. we haven't gotten any new snow to speak of in about a month and the spring came in mid January. we thought we were getting that one week of nice sunshine and warm temps, then it turned to a month and a half of it. it seems that we a re cutting into that 110 inch base that we had and it is only February. at this rate i don't know how we are going to make it to July, (oh poor us we may only have to ride till June). it seems the comp season that should be in full swing is almost stagnant, no one wants to ride slushy pipe with crumbling walls or 60 footers with sloppy lips and rutted landings.
 
good news! i am moving to Peru for a few weeks then to Argentina in the summer (it's great to have a wife from south America) so i get to ride all year long. come back here for next season all ready to hit the comp season with no down-time to cool off.
 
this is my blog so i do have the right to rant now and then and now is one of those times.
 
this is about corporate America. to be specific, advertising. have you ever just been watching the tube when a commercial comes on with music in the background of a  band that a bunch of money grubbing, exploiting, sons of bitches should never even know about?the latest exploitation in this long list is "THE KING", yes boys and girls BURGER KING.
    now before i go on i want to let all you kiddos know that i am not talking out my ass. i myself for a short time was a member of the corporate rat race. class of 1997 Penn state masters in business administration focusing in advertising, (my head is hung in shame). if you watch the tube at all you know about "THE KINGS" latest marketing campaign. using the retro big headed king suit from the 70's to try to get the baby boomer peoples coming back to "THE KING". they give out the vid games with the big head king to the gen"Y"  kiddos to get them to come in. now, now, those f*cking chicken hawks have gone after the gen"x"ers (thats my generation). paying off, (or even buying the rights from the record label I'm not sure) the "Violent Femmes". now it might now be seen as a big deal to a lot of people, but you have to realize when this song was written (1988) it wasn't even allowed to be played on college radio stations because of other songs on the album. do you  see the irony in this? but wait, lets take a look back at what has been done in the  past few years to make you dislike songs and bands that are great or even good just because it has gone main stream. 2002 Garnier using the Transplants, 1999 Nintendo using the butt hole surfers, 1997 Nintendo using the dead milkmen, 2000 - today Sony using anything off any tony hawk poop skaters video game. my point is this. if a company or business needs to use song and dance to make peoople come to their stores and or restaurants then their products probably arent good. so by buying into their sterotyping and image that if you buy their products or eat thier food you will be cool and unique you are actually falling into croud of the lemmings headed for the cliff. do youself and our nation a favor, STOP BUYING INTO CORPORATE RULE. THINK FOR YOURSELFS AND DICTATE THAT YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU BUY, AND NO AMOUNT OF DECEIPT AND LIES IS GOING TO DECIDE WHERE YOU SPEND YOU MONEY.
 
 
 
    kids get off you fat asses and learn to skate don't play it. do you understand that when you play skating you make it football. i helped make skating what it is today by buying boards, braking bones, and sitting in my driveway practicing tricks for hours on end, even a amature sponsorship for a few years. by turning it into a sport you are killing what we all did. oh well we're killing the earth so you will have no place to breath, paybacks a bitch.


Published On: 2/13/2007
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My Blog: Random
By: dark_fairie


"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys
don`t want to reach for the good ones; because they`re afraid of falling
and/or getting hurt. Instead, they just get the
rotten apples from
the ground
that aren`t as good, but easy. So the apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they`re amazing. They just have to wait for
the right boy to come along; the one who
is brave enough to
climb all the
way to the top of the tree
."



Published On: 11/5/2006
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Okay, I was coming home from a walk and there was this little ducky that just runs by me.  I mean, I didn't want the poor little thing to die.  So I took it home with me.  I wanted to give it anoteher chance to live.  And now it's like in my shirt to keep warm.  It's like the size of an egg.  It's so cute.  It's name shell be DUCKY!  Oh my gosh.  I can feel it moving.  Lets just hope it doesn't take a poopy on me.  That would be ewy!  I'm not getting off subject.  I found out not to long ago that one of my friends may stay up in Canada for year of schooling.  Oh my gosh.  I mean, we have gotten into some big big fights.  But I mean she can't stay up there.  I mean, I can't stop her, its her choice, not mine.  But I'm happy that shes having fun up there.  Well, talk later.  Bye bye.  <3


Published On: 7/5/2006
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The Life and Times of Joe: Frozen Poop
By: joe


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Now available! Spraycan for freezing your pets poop! Comes complete with white frozen crystals once it's done! And you'll look great with that handy accessory carrying bag. (European handbag to you!)

Published On: 6/1/2006
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Thoughts of.. Katherine! <3: Here it is!!! MY EASTER BREAK
By: eH_dc


Wow.. okay so easter break is over. so as many of you know, I went on a roadtrip for easter break with my family and it was pretty damn awesome haha. So I'm gonna tell you alllllllllll about it :D be prepared to read LOTS cause this blog is a pretty detailed version of my trip! So lets get started!! lol

K so lets start with Thursday night. I started packing cause we were leaving Friday morning. I was told that we had to leave at freakin 6am!!!! Supposedly we were supposed to be in edmonton by 12 and its a 6 hour drive. so I took my stuff over to across the street to load my crap in the van, went home, and didn't get to sleep until like 1am so I was pretty tired in the morning. turns out we didnt even leave at 6am though so that was good.

Friday Apr. 14- I woke up around 7:45am and washed up, packed a few last minute things, and headed over across the street. We got the van ready and said bye to my grandma and my dad. We left at about 8:30am, got some coffee from tims and left town. The trip to edmonton was pretty boring, I think I pretty much slept most of the time. We stopped in Vegreville(don't ask me where it is, in Sask. somewhere i think) and there was this huge egg there for a tourist attraction or what not, so we got some pics of that and had a rest stop. We continued on to Lloyd after that, we got to lloyd, got some food, and kept on going. We were only half way there!!! it was soo tiring:P so then we got to Edmonton around 3pmish and the first thing we did was hit the mall!! haha so we got there and the first thing I remember seeing is the roller coaster!! I was like :O:O sooo gotta go on that!!! so then we went on the roller coaster once, with promises that the next day we would get an all day pass :P but holy shi*t!!! it was sooooo f*cking scary! lol me and my cousin went on backwards and we were goin up the ramp and i was like "omgomgomgomgomgogmogmgmomomgg!!" cause we couldnt even see what was coming up lol so after that we walked around the mall for a bit, then we had to go find a hotel and a place to eat. So we stayed at the mayfield inn(shi*tty hotel lol) we went around lookin for a decent hotel that had a pool :P so we spent like an hour to do that, but awesome city!! so we went for supper, then when we walked out of the restaraunt and I saw the most amazing thing EVER!!! I was like freaking out. I saw a... LAMBORGHINI!! I was like holy shi*t omfg it was amazing :P such a beautiful car :D my fav. cars man, too bad I didnt have my cam :( lol but yeah. So then we went back to our hotel and went swimming for a bit, me and my cousin jon went to the internet lounge er whatever and then sam came back so we left and jon went and got some alcohol, so I was like "well yeah guys, you know you gotta share with me" so they did :P we all drank a bit that night, and then we ordered pizza pretty late at night, and it was soo gross!!! One pizza was ham and pineapple(my fav) and the ham was bologna!!! I was like WDF sick!!!!!! It was disgusting man.

 

Saturday Apr. 15 - So the next morning we had to get up early cause we were spending the day at the mall. We got to the mall, and got day passes for the amusement park, but then my cousin wanted to buy some shirts so we did that, and then went on all the good rides for a few hours. the spaceshot was freakY!!! lol we werent even expecting it when it shot up really fast 110 f*cking feet!!! aaah lol but yeah, then after we went around the mall til like 6pm HOLY MAN!! the west 49 there is HUUUGEEEE haha i was in heaven :D. I didnt do much shopping there tho, just bought some new pants and thats it. but thats alright cause now I have more money for my skateboard :) lol so then we got something to eat and went back to the hotel. We didnt do much that night, just watched some tv and stuff, knew we had to get up early the next morning!!

Sunday Apr. 16 - So Easter morning! we got lots of chocolate :D:D it was awesome, so we got some breakfast and had to head out to Jasper so we had to leave pretty early. So we were sleeping pretty much on the way to jasper, it like started storming on the highway it was weird, cause it stopped like 10 mins later. freak weather lol. So we started getting close to Jasper and we were commin into the Rocky Mountains. OMGGG!!! they're soo pretty :)so we were all pretty much amazed n takin a whole bunch of pics :P. so we eventually made it to Jasper and it was already 5pmish so the ski/snowboard resorts were all closed, so we just went sightseeing and stuff, seen some mountain goats and whatever :P so then we found a hotel, I cant remember what it was called but it was pretty cool, it had big rooms and a hot tub outside :D we didnt get to check it out yet though.

Monday Apr. 17 - We had to get up early the next morning because we were goin skiing/snowboarding and it was only open til 4:30pm, so we booked it outta there and went skiing or whatever, then we left, and on our way back we went to this tramway thing, its where you go up this mountain in a little carriage kinda thing, and it was sooooo cool! so we went up there and took a bunch of pics, had lunch, went back down, seen athabasca falls (sooo pretty!!!) and then my cousin jon found a big rock with moss on it and he licked it! I was like siiiickkk!!!! Lmao it was hilarious, I got a pic of it too:P and then we went back to our hotel. We actually got to test out the pool that night :P it was pretty fun, sam managed to find a ball and chuck it at us the whole time, I got him a few times in the face tho so it was alll good:P. Lmao okay so we were all in the sauna and it was barely hot at all, so sam got this bright idea to pee on the f*cking rocks lmao!! and then there was a drain thing so he peed in that and was holdin the door shut but someone was trying to get in so he had to quit so he like quickly ran back to our seats and the guy came in and walked RIGHT OVER IT so we just laughed our asses off and sam totally left and me and my cousin were just sittin there laughing and the guy was like "whats so funny? or am I the but of the joke?" so that made us laugh even more(naturally:P) so my cousin left cause she couldnt take it anymore and i just stayed in there and the guy kept givin me weird looks but then sam and my cous came back and they were sitin with me and the guy went over to the rocks and was like putting his hands over him and breathing deeply into them and we just broke down, we all had to leave because it was just too funny. so then we went into the hottub outside- which was AWESOME!!! it was sooooo hot lol. then the pool closed so we went back to our rooms, took a shower, and then went to bed, cept jon still had some alcohol left so we drank a bit too lol.

Tuesday Apr. 18 – So Thursday we headed out to Kamloops. Not really much to say about that trip, it was very long and very boring :P. Well, on the way we found this mini waterfall thing and we just HAD to check it out, sam attempted to climb it lmao. So then we got some water from it, cause you know, In B.C and Alberta the water in the streams come from the mountains so its super clean and tastes wayyy better than our water, you can’t even taste the chemicals in it :P haha it was awesome. So then we came up to this little park just before Revelstoke, and it was really pretty! There was like a lake, and mountains all around it, so we checked that place out, then got some lunch, and kept goin to kamloops. We got to Kamloops at about 6pm to make it to Kelowna that night because there was nothing to do in kamloops. So we were driving at night and it was boring because you couldn’t even read or anything cause it was dark so the only thing to do was sleep. Execept! My uncle doesn’t have very good vision eh? And he was the one driving… at night… it was very scary!!! Lol he like almost crashed how many times, it was kinda funny too. But so we finally got to Kelowna (very very nice city!! I love it soo much) and we got a hotel, but.. we were kinda in that bad part of the city.. lets say, we were in like a Riversdale/King George area of Saskatoon (where I live ~rolls eyes~). So we stayed in the Travelodge there and as soon as we got there, we seen these 2 drunk guys, and they were like running around the hotel parking lot and the one guy was peeing in one of the bushes, but then this patrol car came speeding up to the hotel and the guys just booked it soooo fast!! Lol it was quite funny. So we got our rooms, took all our stuff up to the rooms, and there were a bunch of drunk people like all over where our hotel was so we kinda watched them for entertainment :P, but.. Sam and Jon brought their DVD player, so we decided to go rent a movie. So we all went over to blockbuster and ended up getting the movie Hostel (DISGUSTING moviee!!) but then.. before we watched it, Sam was rolling some smokes eh, and his mom was knocking at the door so he was trying to clean up as fast as he could because she woulda got suspicious if she had to wait too long, so we let her in and she was like talking to as about the next day, sam went in the washroom and when he came out I was like “omg sam your so stupid” cause he left his smoke roller and tobacco right under the desk ~rolls eyes~ lol and she went to sit beside sam and she noticed his smoke roller and she was like “whats that..” and sam was like “uhh a smoke roller” and holy f*ck she got sooo pissed off!! It wasn’t even funny, she like took all of sam’s stuff and then he was super pissed, but.. everything worked out after a while, so that was good. So then we sat down finally at 11pm and watched Hostel…. Lol I can’t even explain it, it was such a f*cked up movie, and really gross. So then we had to go to bed because we had to get up early the next morning to head out to Golden (town in B.C I think). So we went to bed.

 

Wednesday Apr. 19- We got up pretty early, got some coffee and stuff, and then headed out to Golden. We checked out the parks and stuff in Kelowna, and their beautiful! In their park they have a lake, and there’s a bunch of boats in it, I just thought it was really pretty. So we went to Golden, it was a pretty long drive, so it was a pretty long day, we just spent it sightseeing basically, which was okay.. but really annoying! Lol all us 5 kids were squished into the back of a van the whole time, and we would have to get out every damn 5 mins…. And its like, you get in from getting out, and you JUST get comfortable, and then! We have to get out again!! Lol all of us were like complaining the whole time. Hmmm…. I can’t remember much about this day :S lol so that’s it, all I know is that we went to bed pretty early cause we were headin to Banff the next day and it was a long trip.

 

Thursday Apr. 20- Got up early cause we had to make it out to Banff this day. So we got up and packed all our stuff, the trip to Banff was pretty good I guess, still a lot of sight seeing. We went and seen the Columbia icefields, that’s just a bunch of glaciers, it was pretty awesome. We got to Banff around 4:30pm ish I think, we got a hotel and made sure it had a hottub this time.. cause the other one didn’t, and their pool sucked:P. So we got our hotel, and then went to find a place to eat for supper, so we were walking around downtown in Banff and omg… I love this town too!!! Its soo cool, their town is so unique, and you can walk around downtown without the fear of getting jumped, it was awesome. So we went and had supper, and lmao the funniest thing happened after supper!! Me and lisa went to take my little cousin to the washroom and there was a mom and her little kid in one of the stalls and me and lisa were just standing in the bathroom and the mom was like “whew!!” and then you hear the little kid say “I’m stinky momma?” by this time me and lisa were trying to hold back our laughter as best as we could, and then the mom was like “yes you are very stinky” and then you hear the little kid say “wow that’s a big poop!” lol me and lisa couldn’t take it anymore.. we started laughing and all you hear is the mom say “oh boy..” so me and lisa ran out of the bathroom and we were standing outside laughing our asses off and imitating them and there was this guy on the payphone looking at us really weird but oh well, so after about 5 mins of laughing, we decide to walk back into the bathroom to get my little cousin and I was like “oo boy” and the mom walks out and gives us this really EVIL look and I was like holy lol, but so then my little cousin comes walking out and she was like “I heard you guys laughing” and we were like !oh shi*t lol cause that means the mom heard us too. So we went out of the bathroom and the guy on the phone turned out to be the mom’s husband!! So we were like oh man.. lets just get out of here :P lol it was funny. So after that, we went to look downtown a bit, I went to this awesome store, it was a skate/snowboard shop, didn’t get anything tho cause my money was in the hotel. So we kept walking around and omg!!! This guy on a skateboard kept riding past us and I was like “aaahhh!!! He’s trying to run me over!!” lol just because he was always around us, it was funny. You know… its really weird, Banff, like all its stores, are for skating or snowboarding I was like hmm.. lol but anyways, so then we saw this movie theatre… and the guys noticed that scary movie 4 was playing so they were gonna go and we asked if we could go and they said yeah so I was like w00t. So the movie started at 9:35 and it was already 10 after, so we got back to the hotel, to get ready and get money and stuff, and then we went to the movie. LMFAO!!! Scary movie 4 is hilarious! Lol me and my cousin lisa laughed our asses off the whole time, and there was only like 6 other people in there…. So u can imagine how annoying we were:P I could just tell everyone had the urge to tell us to shut the f*ck up. Lol oh well, if any of u ppl are ever goin to see a movie.. check it out!! Its awesome. So the movie ended around 11ish, and we walked out of the movie theatre and there were these hippies in the parking lot, just stoned and it was funny to watch them… lol stupid 4.20. So then Jon wanted to get some alcohol..(BAD idea!! You’ll know why soon.) So since mostly all the stores were closed at 11, we had to search around, and we finally found one. So jon got some whiskey and schmirnoff. So I was like yeah okay if you share:P so we got back, made plans for the next day and retired back to our rooms. So we were watching south park and drinking and stuff, and well… I guess Sam drank a little TOO much, he drank a whole f*ckin mickey. So we finished watching south park and decided to go back to bed because we had a lot of traveling the next day, so sam went out and had his smoke or whatever, and then he layed down to go to sleep. So I was asleep and all of a sudden I hear “gross!!!!!!” so I wake up and I was like what? And my cousin lisa was like “sam puked!!” so I was like EWWW lol so we turned on the lights and stuff, and sam was sooo hammered it was kinda funny because he was saying the stupidest things ever.. but my older cousin jon was just COMPLETELY pissed right off! He was just swearin the whole time! But anyways, so sam went and washed himself off :P cause he puked straight up and it landed all over his face and chest!!! Lmfao. So I was just sittin there and I was like “you know what… I need my camera” :P Sam was like noo you don’t. But I got it and I took pics of him and his gross puke and made a vid that’s hilarious :P so Sam cleaned that up, and Jon totally abandoned sam in the bed because he didn’t wanna get puked on lol, so we got everything cleaned up (kinda sorta), and we asked Sam where he put the towels that he used to clean up the puke and he was so drunk he was like “I uhh.. I think I put it in a quarter” we laughed and we were like… you put it in a what?! And sam was like “A quarter… you know… 25 cents” so by this time we were just having a laugh attack because he sounded soo serious and then sam was like “what?! Well okay… I guess.. I musta.. put it in a penny” and me and lisa were like lmfao!! Lisa was like “he said he put it in a penny” and Sam looked at us all serious and was like “I did” lol it was just so hilarious. so Jon gave sam the ice bucket so if he puked again he could puke in it:P Jon was like “if you f*ckin puke again, puke in there! And Sam was like “I don’t puke ahahahaaa” lmao it was funny.. you just had to hear it:P and we were all trying to sleep again, and I was like facing sam’s bed, and trying to sleep and he starts spitting in the bucket so I was like eww, then he got up and just puked again, and it sounded sooo gross!! So he went and dumped if off the balcony, and he was like about to throw the bucket off the balcony and jon was like “what the f*ck are you doing!?!” sam was like “throwing it out… it has puke all over it” and Jon got soo mad he was like “that’s the f*ckin hotels you dumbass” me and lisa were just sittin in the bed laughing lol, and then he tried to do the same thing with his pillowcase, it was retarded. So then for the 3rd time! We tried to sleep again cause it was lie 2:30am and we had to get up at 7am. So I was layin there with my stuffed puppy (WHICH I’ve had ever since I was born!!) and I felt gross crap on it so I jumped up and was like “Sick1!! There’s puke on my doG!” so everyone gets up and sam was like “here, lemme see” I was like no way!! Cause he had puke all over his hands so we grabbed my puppy’s ear and it ripped off :’(:’( I was sooooo sad!!!! I was like omg! You can’t imagine how sad I was. But then I was like GRr you sam you a**hole. But I slept with my puppy anyways, and we finally got to sleep at 3am. Except… this train came by, and then this damn car alarm was blaring like all night!! So I guess I got very little sleep that night.

 

Friday Apr. 21- Sooo yeah… we got to sleep in like an hour this day!! I was like w00t! cause of the night before lol. So we got up and went to the Banff gondola (little carriages that take you up the mountain and stuff, just like the jasper tramway that we went on) so me, sam, jon, and lisa all went in one, and the whole way up we were talking about the night before:P and Sam was just laughing his ass off at what he did and said, and he couldn’t believe he puked, because supposedly he “doesn’t puke” ~rolls eyes~ but yeah it was a funny trip up, so up there there was this hike to the top of the mountain where there was this little shack thing that was supposedly once used to recording weather. There were stairs the whole way so it wasn’t that bad. Well we finally got to the top, and all over the shack and railings were peoples signatures and stuff so well… I just HAD to put my name lol but first I was looking at all the other ones, and there was a lot, so I put my initials KEB and then 4.21.06 on the rail, and Sam put s.w and my cousin jon put jon wall 4.21.06 BMW ~rolls eyes~ lol he put bmw because he has a beamer (which is really nice by the way) and so that people would know it was him so I was like lol okay whatever. So we got down, and we headed to Calgary, which wasn’t a very long trip. Cept all the mountains disappeared so that sucked.. there was no scenery to look at anymore lol so I decided to read sam’s book that he had to read for English, I only got like a quarter done but it was pretty good from what I read. Can’t remember what it was called though lol. So we got to Calgary… HOLY shi*t what a big city!! I was like. Whoa. Lol so it was super busy.. so we didn’t even stop there, we just decided to go to drumheller, and home all in one that day.. cause most of us wanted to get home already, ya know lol. So we stopped to eat in Calgary and we were eating at these picnic table and there were all these carvings and I saw really cool ones, there were a bunch of skate logo’s carved into it and they were really good, so I took some pics of em :P so of course, I had to contribute and carved my initials and the date in the table also lol. So after we ate we went to drumheller. But omg! It took us an HOUR to get from one side of Calgary to the other, it was f*cking rank. So anyways we finally got out, and we were goin to drumheller but my lil cousin Christina really didn’t wanna go home so she was like crying it was kinda annoying.. lol oh well, so we got to Drumheller and went to go find the big dinosaur, we found it, payed our money and climbed up it or whatever, it was pretty cool, we like got to stand in its mouth haha. So after that, we got some stuff from the gift shop and what-not, the girl was having credit card problems so it took I swear to god it took an hour for her to figure it out and she was just going crazy because she couldn’t figure it out and we were like holy shi*t.. calm down. Lol but we finally got out of there and finally got on the way to back home!! A 5 hour drive! Lol it was boring, so I just read the whole time, until it got too dark to read, then I just slept. So jon had to take over the driving because it was getting dark and its SCARY when my uncle drives at night, so then sam was sittin in the passenger seat and the stars were just amazing, so we got out and were looking at them, and the northern lights were out so it was beautiful, then we headed back towards home. Man! I cant say how glad I was to see this town again!! Lol its kinda funny. So we got home, unpacked, and I went home.. checked my email and shi*t, 34 f*cking emails lol it was rank, but oh well, then I finally went to bed and I cant even begin to explain how GOOD it felt to sleep in my own bed again!! Lol it was like heaven, and I was getting tired of fast food and restaurant food.

 

So… that was my break, pretty fun! Lol have fun reading all of that guys.. took me like 3 days to write :P so then I woke up pretty late on Saturday morning, but asked my dad if we could go take a look around for skateboards and stuff, so we went and didn’t really find a lot.. plus, it was almost time for supper so we had to get back, so I asked my dad if we could look around more on Sunday and he said yeah. So we went out looking and went to a bunch of stores and I gots me a deck now!!! :D hahh I’m so happy, got a girl deck and I’m gonna be getting the rest this week sometime. We went to Dunas yesterday and the guy there was telling me about deals for completes but I told him I already got a deck so he said he felt bad for me and would give me a deal on the rest of the stuff anyway, so ya! Lol I was happy about that, and he said I could even ride around on the stuff and see if it is all good for my deck, so I cant wait, then I’ll finally have my board! Hahh I’m excited. I still gotta learn how to turn tho:P I know how to ride pretty good, just gotta get turning down. So yeah, I can’t wait to learn. My dad even said he would pay for the rest of it cause I gave him $20 yesterday :P so I’m all set. Anyways.. so, Its Monday at about 2:45pm and I’m at home because I’m sick :( so that means.. I didn’t go to school, didn’t get to see any of my friends. Sucks.. but hey, atleast I got to finish this :P so yeah, I’m looking forward to school tomorrow haha believe it or not. But, so I guess that ends this entry.. I better not write anymore:P this blog is long enough, so ttyl guys! Havee funn reading this, oh and, don’t forget the comments!!! Lol cya

-Katherine<3


Published On: 4/24/2006
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Samwise says-
lamecore-hardcore lame, worst kind of core tehre is.
dood-dude
pwn-power own
pwned-power owned
pwn3dx0rz-pwned to teh max, you lose forever 
mang-man
prefix+dar-bro-dar, mo-dar, sis-dar etc.
poop bucket-shaun white
ass hat-a hat not worthy of being worn on the head
h-core-hardcore
g-star-gangster
teh-the
bff-bum f*ck friends
Ashley [from calgary]-the most awesomest girl in the world; synonym: beautiful

Steve says-
pantaloons-pants
r-ok-okay
meese-plural for moose

Whitney says-
deedni-indeed
chickcore(actually chelsea's word)-hardcore chicks club consisting of chelsea, whitney and kara.


Published On: 4/18/2006
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Published On: 3/30/2006
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My Journal: Sled Break
By: Kyle


So yesterday, Rick, Aaron, Bruce and myself went sledding.  Fresh pow everywhere.. so sick.  Only I learned right away that I've been sitting behind a desk for too long.  Truely was great times.  Well except the part where I pooped my pants.  I was playing around on these pillows that are beside this lake, only I thought I was not that much higher then the lake and did a catwalk right off a tall pillow, I hit the eject button mid air and bounced off my head to land in some slush.  Good times.  I posted some pictures.

Published On: 3/4/2006
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With,eyes i can not see your face
Thoughts,lead me on a pace of haste
I,need these things to rearrange
Made,me a cake of human heart
Death,still appears in my blind art
... ... ...
Leading, Just follow me
Bleeding, Out from thee
Savior, Who once could see
... ... ...
{3 times}Just Why
... ... ...
Show me one reason why
I can not testify
With my bleeding eyes
Seeing red behind lies
... ... ...
With thoughts i made death
Coughing up my last breath

{a song i wrote for my band oh yeah i said band biznitch so is it good???}



Published On: 1/31/2006
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My Journal: apex
By: wangchungtonight


shi*t yes Apex was epic! I didn't wanna leave. Jesus made me.  DSC00974.JPG poop.jpg



Published On: 1/16/2006
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i found the best long blog entrie ever today.Long yet so rewarding!
 

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion f**king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor f**king 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of f**king bullshi*t.

So basically, this message is a big F*** YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

F*** them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly f**king amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't f**king care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.


THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:
(scroll down)


Make a wish!!!




Keep Scrolling



No, really, go on and make one!!!





Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!





Not that, you pervert!!






STOP!!!!


Wasn't that fun?
Hope you made a great wish


Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshi*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!


Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.


Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of sh*t, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of a**holes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.

A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!


The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find all your knickers missing tomorrow morning!



Published On: 1/9/2006
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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

THE TURTLE POOPIE Much like the suprise poopie  but it happens when your having so much fun you just don't go to the toilet and before you know it - it's started to pop it's little head out.



Published On: 1/2/2006
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"TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE TUNA!"

well my halloween was the f*cking shi*t  i had the besttime ever(steve thanks for letting us use your room *wink*) and realized that friends no matter how close you think you are your further then it seems like the mirror in the car that says objects are closer then they appear...well alright maybe not quite the same but you get it=D.

ya know if you ever take an astronomy class you will realize everything you have ever cride over is meaningless.

the lamest thing ever is the underground secne people say its cool and no one knows about it then why do at least half the population say there is an underground secne its better then mainstream i mean doesnt that make it mainstream seriously where is the logic?

so i love rob zombie i have lots of respect for the man because he remebers leave it to beaver because of a fat guy running down the street with a knife in his stomach. but after seeing the devils rejects he lost like 50 points of ultra cool because i wasnt scared i was bored after the fith killing in that movie constent death is boring  now slow painfull deaths thats are aganizing and sparatic thats what i call a f*cking sweet date *swoons over JTHM* hahaha=D

now your all wondering were my lists of things i hate is dont worry its comming =D

1. when people cant drive and almost hit me in parking lots

2.when old people arent capable of driving at a certain age(the age is different for all old people)

3.when my brother thinks he is smarter then the rest of the wrold and brags to me about his sex life(im his f*cking sister for god sakes

4. the fact the good shows when i was little are never played anymore i.e. fragle rock, the muppets,alf,smurfs,jetson,flinstones,transformers the real  ones,thunder cats ect.....

5.drunk guys who say "lets play telephone"

6. the creepy delivery guy who has hit on every girl i work with but wont hit on me cause i always look bitchy

7.when my step family thinks i have issues cause i dress with better style thats not mainstream =D *yet anyway*

8. the fact that my step grandmother told me i need help because i was in a car accident *GOD IM NOT GOING INSANE AND GOING TO CUT/COMMIT SUICIDE DAMNIT*

9.kids who expect my sympathy when they dont know whats its like to be 4 or 5 yrs old hiding away cause the evil gun wielding bitches killed your mommy and now you have no one to help you survive

10.fake people who say there your firends then go and backstab you making you look like your the bitch when you did jack shi*t(cause my boss called me saying some coworkers said i said stuff i never said)

11.people who bitch about my music and they dont even listen to it...Nick on slipknot they piss on eachother do animal sacrifices and throw poop in the crowed and blah blah blah...." no they f*cking dont you've never been to a f*cking show so STFU

12. people who think goths worship satan...news flash teenagers and music now adays makes it seem that way but seriously all the goths i've met at clubs where black and listen to industrial bands that play stuff about loosing someone they loved and what happens after there loss....we real goths dont worship satan blame hototpic=D

13.people who become your friend because somehow even though you have friends they think you dont(its annoying)

so there is this new show called samuri champloo and no its not pronounced shampoo its CHAMP-LOO and this show rocks my mutha f*ckin green argile socks even with the rap influence

 in closing: "WHERE DID THE LAST PIGGY GO?" 

 



Published On: 12/3/2005
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im soo freakin pooped right now. i've been up since 4 am this morning for black friday shopping. it was fun but i was a dumbass and wore heels. yeah the first hour my feet hurt soooo bad it wasnt even funny. but its ok i made it till 2 and then we came home and looked through our stuff. i think im like 3/4 done w/ my christmas shopping. just have some stuff toget for mom and dad and im FINISHED. yay! idk what im goin to do. i have to do alot of stuff for my jounalism class this weeken and i dont really feel like it. ugh well im goin to get goin to bed im goin to be asleep before i hit the pillow!

Published On: 11/25/2005
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Hey ppl this is like really hard to  get the hang of I guess so my sister is helping me with most of it lol well this is just a tester so lets see how it works



Published On: 11/23/2005
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What the poop?! I finally get some footage, and the filmer doesn't send it to me! Ah well, whatever. I'll wait for summer.

Not talking about you Angus, I'm bitchin' about my friend Brad.

Annnnnnnyways..... nothin' much else to write here. Hrmmm... what does HMB stand for?

Oh yea! Billy Marks gets part of the year, hands down. Diego didn't deserve the ender in the Good & Evil vid.

Published On: 1/15/2005
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I'm in a great mood

Some people are being poop faces but.. oh well... Glad alot of people and me are tight :: Mickey, Christina, Christal, Logan, Ben, and Marisa

I'm sick.. so that sucks but meh, what can i do? mmm.. well my toes are cold so imma go get some sockies on yay! i have school tomorrow!

xoxo -- Hope

Published On: 1/31/2005
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I still am the poop... I mean POPE!... Kylieeeee I think we are twins.]

I wish I could find someone new... *sigh*]

Published On: 12/24/2004
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My Journal: 27/9/2005
By: dirtbag4life



I love mad lib
To be, or not to riding a pony, -- that is the slut;
Whether 'tis nobler in the foot to suffer
The slings and cocks of sexual fortune,
Or to take booze against a sea of balls,
And by pooing end them. To die, -- to poop, --
No more; and by a poop to say we end
The fat dude and the fiddy natural shocks
That flesh is porn star to,-- 'tis a chair
deeply to be wish'd. To die, --- to poop,--
To poop! perchance to thrust! ay, there's the pussy;
For in that poop of death what condoms may come
When we have f*cked off this dirty coil,
Must give us beaver....



Published On: 9/27/2005
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My Journal: 27/10/2005
By: Bryce_A


NO LOVE FOR MEH ON HUMP DAY...
DARN. HOW POOPY

Published On: 10/27/2005
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