I wrote this on another site. But it needs to be put here as well.

Wackness

Hokai.

So. It came to my attention, that, this girl I know in saskatoon, is pretty wack. Conversations arose, and insults were thrown about, then it was decided that a formula must be conceived to rate people's "wackness". Definitions are a must as well.

Wacker(adj.)-being more wack then one was, previous to now
Wackest(adj.)- the most wack
Wack daddy(n.)- a dealer of wack points
Wack points(n.)-determines if you are "bunk" or not
Bunk(adj.)-being totally wack
Wack(adj.)-being less then bunk, but way more wack then meatheaded

The Wack Points system.

Simply, 20 wack points are equal to 1 bunk point. The more bunk points you have, the ****tier a person you are. 20 bunk points do not equal anything. If you HAVE 20 bunk points, youre like almost as bunk as Linkin Park. I think Linkin Park has like, 35 bunk points or something. It's pretty bad.

How you get wack points.

Inclusive, but not limited to:

-being a narc (I don't think I've said that since.....ever...)
-being a cheerleader*
-stealing my ****
-doing fake ass illusion hardflips
-being in a pop punk band
-worshipping a false god (G.O.D. represent)
-liking nu metal
-you saw White Chicks
-you thought White Chicks was wicked sweet


*cheerleader-someone who goes to one of those wack house party's with smirnoff ice coolers, drinks half of them, then stumbles around all night yelling about how drunk they are, and end up crying all the time

The division of the points is of course, circumstantial. I think I spelled that right, kick ass.

Please take kindly these words, they are definetley meant as wisdom. And if anyone wants to write a lil' book about them, reminiscent of one say...."The Holy Bible", please do feel free to contact me.

-cam



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