Dear Gentle readers,

     If you are reading this, thank you! You have made the correct choice in your literary masturbation for the evening, afternoon, whatever. I however will forwarn you, that all of your IP addresses have now been copied by my super high tech gadgetry, and I will begin the theft of all known pornography on your computers on the next turn of the moon. Thank you for your consideration.

     In other news, I have done little to nothing with my day. Most people, especially those close to me, would take the latter route in describing my daily life. They have supplied me with lists of things to occupy my time with, as follows:

-get a job
-put on a shirt
-stop listening to Iced Earth
-drink less alcohol
-respond with yes's or no's as opposed to general grunts of dis-satisfaction
-bathe


    They go on like this for a few more pages. However, I thought maybe I would beat them at their own game! I took this list as a challenge, a proof reading challenge! I'm such a great guy, that I wouldn't want my loved ones to be so wrong about me. So I made the following changes:

-rob more homeless people
-join a nudist religion!
-listen to Preist
-......?
-my vocabulary suffers in the wake of a fresh case of beer
-how do I trick the homeless people then??

    I haven't seen anyone for quite a few days now, I made sure I got my point across to them however, several small plates were sacrificed in the effort to make my point clear. That's just how much I care about my friends!

-cam



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