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Whisky

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Posted on Jan 06, 2007

I wonder when your dead do you still have to poo? Because i hope i have a choice because its a nuisance.
 
Will i have to work while im in heaven or will money simply grow on trees or appear in my wallet? Or will currency simply be irrelavent? I get everything whenever i want?
 
In Heaven can we have sex freely or do i have to remain faithful to my wife? Because Fucking alot would make me far happier than remaining faithful to one woman for eternity.
Can we have children in Heaven? Everytime i have sex in heaven i assume it would produce a child. So if i fuck for eternity you would think i would eventually have billions of children.
 
Is there war in heaven or violence? or do we not get free will? or if we commit sins will be punished immediatly under your fascist regime?
 
 
Since we are dead already it would be impossible to OD in heaven. So could i use drugs? Or since heaven is so good i probably wouldn't need drugs. I would constantly feel like im on ecstacy.
 
Is divorce allowed in heaven?
 
Is there msuic in heaven? Is music more satifying to listen to in heaven?
 
You think over eternity we would fuck up bad atleast once. Would we be cast to hell for a week?

[Edited by Whisky on 07/01/2007 at 12:05 AM]

Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Jan 16, 2007

if i could ask god one question i would ask him if he actually expects people to obey the ten commandments and never sin and whatever... or if christians are just ignorant and doing all that for nothing.

if they answer is yes.. then i want to ask him why hes being such a douche. if i dont get into heaven because of premerital sex or eating way too much left over chinese food late at night after a night of excessive drinking and making out with some girl while having no intention of commitment, i might just freak on those pearly gates. make some ruckus up there..
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
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(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


Whisky

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Posted on Jan 16, 2007

Me and easy are going to sneak up late at night from hell, And were gonna throw bottles at the gates and spray paint "SLAYER" on the reception desk!

atntheskater

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Posted on Jan 16, 2007

yes to all of your questions whisky


[edited by GOD on 01/16/07 at 11:59 pm est]

I smoke 2 joints in the morning, I smoke 2 joints at night
I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel allright.


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