THE VIVA AND GRAV BORDOM CLUB
Warning: this is a very exclusive club for people who are extremely bored all the time… and don’t think we’re gonna let you in just cause you SAY you are bored. Cause any ass hole can just say ‘oh yeah, I’m bored as hell now’ but not to many ass holes can actually be bored as hell… they just say they are… well we, the founders of this club, are actually bored as hell…. Why do you think we made this club… cause we’re bored… case in point, we were talkin just a few minutes before we made this club, and all we were talkin about was barfing… a 17 year old dude and a 15 year old chick talkin about throwing up… yeah, that’s genuine boredom… not some fake shi*t like just sayin you’re bored and you are playin halo at the same time… that’s not bein bored… bein bored is writing a poster for a club you and your friend made up at 12:30 at night in your living room with no lights on, listening to techno, and being half naked… that’s true boredom…
Anyway, on to a more pressing matter, how to join our club….
YOU MUST BE VERY BORED….
You must not have anything to do right now
It would help if you were also half naked… but you don’t have to be
You must be somewhat retarted… not cause we want to be surrounded by retards… it’s just who joins a club about bein bored…
You must have some kind of cool nickname.
You need a weapon of some kind, knife, sword, any gun, kendo sticks, mace, grenades, etc….
You have to be over 3 foot tall, so maki, sorry, you can’t join…J
You need a way to get to our meetings… where we will talk about how bored we have been
You need to be poor
And you must be able to sit in a room on your ass for over 7 hours talking to yourself about how if you just had the chance you could make the world a much better place, but then you have to also be able to argue to yourself that you would much rather just blow the world up and restart civilization with a small group of mutated rats and squirrels, cause you hate the current way of life and how you always seem to get screwed over by everyone who could possibly screw you over just cause they can…..
