i like fire

most things in my words of wisdom are something that has happened to me

like

if ur coverd in gas dont jump throw a fire

if ur covered in fire dont try to put it out with gas

heres some other things

dont stick forks in things that say do not touch
dont stick things were they shouldnt be stuck
if u dont know what a button dose youd better press it to find out
if u must cut yourself dont go to deep you will cut the tendon (then how will u cut the other arm)
shoes are fine unless there on fire
live to die
its all fun and games untill some one loses an arm and then u have something to hit them with
what else....
cats have claws and they hurt like hell
ur not as funny as u think u are
if u have a burning sensation when u pee eiethier 1. go to a doctor 2.take ur dick out of the toaster

bears dont like hugs even thow its called a bear hug
if ur shooting a gun aim at something that cant ricoshe the bullet back at ur nuts
printers hurt when dropped from a tall building
if u dont like it leave it