Words of Wisdom
If something is hard then it's not worth trying.
Life needs a kick in the balls.
Thou shalt not steal, especially the scouse.
Suicide is the answer to everything.
The biggest number is infinity + 1, there is no infinity + 2.
The egg came before the chicken because there were dinosaurs that layed eggs millions before chickens evolved.
Elephants can't jump.
Lithuania, where my family originated from, has the highest male suicide rate in the world.
The day with the most recorded suicides was New Year's Eve, 1999.
Monday is the most common day for suicide.
