About Me
I was born in an alpine style log cabin deep in the mountains along the New Jersey Turnpike. I began snowboarding in utero, along with surfing and skate boarding, by fashioning make shift boards from my umbilical cord and vulcaninzing my mothers placenta.
My father was a proessional Lederhosen Tailor and my mother worked for the prince of whales collecting shells for his conch collection. We were poor but we made ends meet by selling my little brother to a wealthy family from indochina.
I enjoy fly fishing, large boners, kittens, puppies and elephant dung. I collect plus size womans underwear and hummel figurines.
If you ever need me, just give me a call at 856.582.7765 ask for Jeff, that is my alias.
Oh yeah, Mike Vallely is a god that walks on earth, and Jamie Lynn is the man
