-IM SADLY SINGLE

- I KNOW I'M NOT A ROCKSTAR, BUT I STILL TEND TO ROCK HARD.
- AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE A BOYFRIEND, THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LIKING ME IS UTTERLY TERRIFYING.
- NOT TERRIFYING AS IN "AH!" BUT TERRIFYING AS IN "OH MY GOSH, IS THIS FOR REAL?"
- IF THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO YOU, I UNDERSTAND.
- OH YEAH, I DON'T MAKE SENSE MOST OF THE TIME. IF YOU GET ME, I APPLAUD YOU.
- SO YOU'VE NOTICED THAT I LOVE TO WRITE IN lowercase.
- I TRIP OVER IMAGINARY THINGS.
- I GET JEALOUS WAY TOO EASILY.
- I LOVE TEXT MESSAGES.
- MUSIC IS SOMETHING THAT I TRULY LOVE.
- GOING TO SHOWS HAS TO BE THE BEST.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY MONEY ON BAND MERCH & CDS. I CAN'T HELP IT.
- I SHOWER NAKED.
- IF I HATE YOU, YOU'LL PROBABLY KNOW.
- I THINK FAT CHICKS NEED TO ABANDON THEIR TUBE TOPS AND BELLY SHIRTS FOR TRASH BAGS OR CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FIT.
- I'M A SUCKER FOR A SWEET TALKER.
- I AM A VEGETARIAN.
- I CAN'T STAND OVERSIZED CLOTHING.
- I GET ASKED IF I'M HIGH OR IF I DO DRUGS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.
- I'M INSECURE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.
- I HAVE LOWERED EXPECTATIONS. JUST BECAUSE, THAT'S THE WAY MY LIFE IS.
- I LOVE SMALL CROWDS.
- SOMETIMES I LIKE MAKING A SCENE.
- NOTICE HOW MOST OF THESE SENTENCES BEGIN WITH THE SUBJECT I.
- I DON'T TAKE CRITICISM WELL. EVERYBODY SEEMS TO GIVE IT TO ME, THOUGH.
- BOYS IN TIGHT JEANS MAKE ME HAPPY. OH. THEY REALLY DO.
- BUT, BOYS DON'T LIKE ME.
- AT LEAST, NOT ANY THAT I KNOW OF.
- I GET HYPER. ALOT.
- IF YOU HANG OUT WITH ME LONG ENOUGH, IM SURE YOULL BE ABLE TO TELL.
- PLEASE TYPE CORRECT ENGLISH. HOW HARD IS IT TO TYPE OUT YOU? OR THINGS LIKE THAT?
- PLEASE NO "OMFGZZZ" OR "LOLZZZ." I CAN'T f*ckING STAND THOSE.
- GEEZ.
- I LIKE SONNY MOORE. STFU.
- IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS THAT GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL.
- I GET UP LIKE.. 30 MINUTES BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS.
- I USE SO MUCH HAIRSPARY MY COMB WOULD GET STUCK AND BREAK.
- I BURP. ALOT. AND IN PUBLIC.
- MY CAMERA IS BROKEN.
- THE HOES AT SAM GOODY WONT LET ME TAKE IT BACK.
- EVEN THOUGH I HAD A WARRANTY. WTF @ THEM.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. EVERYONE KEEPS ON ASKING ME, THOUGH.
- I TAKE A LOT OF THINGS TO THE HEART.
- I CAN CRY REAL EASILY...BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CRY EVERYNIGHT TO SLEEP..
- IF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, I WILL BE YOURS FOREVER.
- ALOT OF PEOPLE DON'T GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR.
- SOMETIMES I START CLAPPING FOR NO REASON.
- NO ONE LIKES TO CLAP WITH ME, THOUGH.
- I SNAP MY FINGERS FREQUENTLY.
- I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE DANCING.
- YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING.
- I'M ALWAYS SINGING SOMEWHERE.
- I HAVE THIS HABIT OF SITTING ON MY RIGHT LEG.
- I DRAW HEARTS ALL OVER EVERYTHING.
- YEAH.
- IM SKINNY.
- PEOPLE THINK ITS FUN TO TELL ME.
- I CAN PICK OUT YOUR FLAWS AND HATE YOU FOR THEM.
- ON THE CONTRARY, I SUCK AT BEING MEAN AND WILL PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU EVER MEET.
- THAT IS, IF WE EVER DO MEET, WHICH IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
- WHICH I HATE. BECAUSE, I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST ANOTHER FACE ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN...
I HAVE MYSPACE ADD ME PLEASE-
http://www.myspace.com/stfu_its_markie
AND YAHOO-markie_x3@yahoo.com
AND MSN-markie_x@yahoo.com




