Poems

Be a skater not a jock . grab your board not a cock.
Be a skater not a loser. grab your
trucks and some hooters
Grab your damn board and not a f*cking cock.
cuz skaters rule and skaters f*cking rock

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if water were vodka and i were a duck....i'd swim to the bottom and never come up.....but water ain't vodka and i ain't a duck.....so pass me the bottle and shut the fuk up!!!

______sotally tober______
"Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up."
lmao!!!^^^

"f*ck EVERYBODY THAT AIN'T DOWN WITH US...I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS AVERAGE...I LIKE TO SMOKE MAD BAGS OF WEED...NO STEMS NO SEEDS ALL I EVER WANT AND ALL I EVER NEED...I HATE TO TELL U BiTCHES IT AIN'T NO SMOKING FOR FREE...IF U AIN'T f*ckIN WIT ME DON'T PUT UR LIPS UP ON MY MOTHERf*ckIN TREE BiTCH...WRAP LIFE AROUND US LIKE A ZIG ZAG...PUT THE FLAME ON THE END OF THE WEED AND TAKE BIG DRAG..."

"party hard rock and roll
drink a keg smoke a bowl
we are stoners, we have class
f*ck with us we'll kick your ass
so all you preps who think your cool
dont f*ck with us cuz stoners rule
but if in life you dont succeed
f*ck the world and smoke some
WEED!!"