Words of Wisdom
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out
2. If you must choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before
3. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
4. Blessed are those that can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused
5. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
6. Is there another word for "synonym"?
7. Is there another word for "thesaurus"?
8. If swimming is so good for your figure, explain whales
9. It's not an optical illusion- it just looks like one
10. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
11. Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles
12. Keep skunks at a distance
13. Forgive your enemies- it messes with their heads
14. I used to miss him, but my aim is improving
15. Kisses are not promises
