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what kinda sharpie are you????

Body: U MUST PLAY!
OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED
WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
IS TO PICK THE SHARPIE THAT
REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE!
OH BY THE WAY,
DO NOT IGNORE THIS
BECAUSE IF YOU DO
HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16
AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU!

Teal Sharpie::
Single, Looking For the right Someone,
Not Wanting to Go Out With Anyone Yet,
But Hating Being Single!

Yellow Sharpie:
Taken And About To Break Up

Sexy Sharpie:
Single!!!!!

Fushcia Sharpie: like a few peeps

Brown Sharpie: ur a friggin ass kickin ninja turtle!!!!

Red Sharpie:
Taken And Loving every minute of it<3

Purple Sharpie:
Taken And Confused

Orange Sharpie:
Crushing On Someone Scared to tell them

Blue Sharpie:
Like someone who doesn't like you back

Peach Sharpie:
Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not

Pink Sharpie:
Like someone who likes you back
but not going out....

Green Sharpie:
Just broke up with sumone,
but still have feelings for them

White Sharpie:
In an abusive relationship

Tasty Sharpie:
Single but you have a victim in mind and you kno you are going to get yours.

Navy Sharpie: single and sick of it, look'n for a good hunnie to be with

BLACK SHARPIE:
Im tired of these stupid bulletins
that involve random multicolored objects,
and if a man appears over my bed with a damn knife ill take the knife and stab the bitch and then laugh at him uncontroalbly

SILVER SHARPIE: happily married

By: katie_granbury

8/22/2006 | 94 views

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