THINGS THAT REALLY ANNOY ME:
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. i know where my watch is buddy, do i point at my crotch when i ask where the bath room is?
2.people who are willing to get off there ass to search the entire room for the tv remote bc they refuse to walk to the tv and chang the channel manually.
3.when people say, 'oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.' screw off! what good is it to have cake if you cant eat it? what should i go eat someone else's cake?
4.when ppl say,'its always in the last place you look' of course it is, y the hell would you keep looking after you found it?
5.when you are waiting for the bus and someone askes you,'did the bus come yet?' if the bus came i would not be standing here!
6.ppl who ask,'can i ask you a qustion?' didnt really give me a choice there did you buddy?
7.when ppl say while watching a movie,'did you see that?' no dicknose i paid $7 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling!
8.when a cop pulls you over and then askes if you kno haw fast you were going? you should kno asshole, you pulled me over!
9.when ppl say life is short, what the hell?
life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!
