Words of Wisdom
A friend will go swimming with you on the coldest of days, but a BEST friend will push you in the pool naked and laugh
A friend will say, "It's OK, don't worry about it.. blah blah blah" But a real friend would say, " It's a simple solution... YOu get the ski masks, I'll get the guns..."
We're the kind of friends that will kill each other for a handful of doritos or the remote and in the end we dont say sorry we say, " Haha. too bad suckaa.."
Roses are red
Vilets are blue
AIDS are contagios
So watch who you screw!
Beer... Helping ugly people get laid since 1982
FOR GUYS: take your skirt off and be a man
Don't Be Silly, Wrap your willy!
Never trust a promise, they are never kept.
