there once was three men who were trapped on a deserted island and where captured by canibles but they didnt want to die so theymade a deal with the cannibles they said they would get nine peices of fruit each and stick it up there arses without smiling or laughing or screeming the first man came back with apples he got four up his arse then screemed out in pain and was eaten the second man came with blackberries he got all the way up to the last one and laughed when he got to heaven the other man said why did you laugh and the guy replied because he saw the other man comming with pineapples.
