Luck never gives; it lends. ~Ancient Chinese Proverb
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld
Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end. ~Proverb
I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer. ~Dan Quinsenberry
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. ~Mark Knopfler
If you feel like you're under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~Mario Andretti
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. ~My softball coach
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in thier shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you hace their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
I've had a perfect evening, but this wasn't it. ~Me
On the other hand, you have different fingers. ~Jack Handey
Me occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. ~Winston Churchill
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. ~William Goldman
When life hands you a perfect room, make it a mess. ~Dylan (my brother)
If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot. ~Proverb
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. ~John Lehman
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. ~Matt Groening
Someday, somebody's gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to. ~My dad
I don't have to be careful, I've gotta gun! ~Homer Simpson
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms suck!" ~Johnny Carson
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. ~Annik Marchand
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. ~The Naked Gun
Don't talk back to me when I'm arguing with you! ~My mom
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best.
Wish for what you want. Work for what you need.
One of these days, you're gonna swing and miss.
Shoot for the moon, and if you'll miss, you'll land among the stars.
Instead of whining about it, do something about it.
Oh yea... and DO NOT PRESS the button below. ;)
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Published by trisha_d: 12:55 PM
Updated On: 12/28/2006 at 1:09 PM
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