i should really clean my room...
chlorine burns look deceptively like sunburns, minus the tan that develops after.
I missed last day at Grouse
I think I have to have my tonsils taken out!
I'M SCARED.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Monday April 3rd @ 9:00am
Douglas College's 15th Sport Science Dance Display
My Sport Science Dance & Gymnastics performance analysis class is putting on their end of term dance performance. It's going to be fantabulous, we have sticks and we fight and stuff...
It's free, so come watch me make a fool of myself.
THERE WILL BE CANDY.
if i ask you to play solitaire showdown with me on msn, please DO NOT accept... i should be doing my lame homework.
i'm a procrastinating machine, it's almost robotic.
Sooo... BC's U23 Netball tryouts aren't going to be as easy as I imagined... I think one of these girls might break my face with one of their passes.
Intense, like you wouldn't believe.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
some key phrases that i enjoyed from last weekend:
"rich as a saudi oil baron"
"animals' collars were pillaged"
key phrase that i lived by last weekend:
"it's only awkward if you make it awkward"
Saturday, January 28, 2006
the smell of chlorine is always with me...
unbelievable
P.S. did you know that chlorine mixed with muriatic acid (which are found at almost every pool) makes mustard gas?
so i'm rockin' my swimming performance analysis class (and why wouldn't i since i'm a swim instructor) but my gymnastics performance analysis? EFF... even the BOYS in my class are better than me and lisa. i can't do backwards rolls, i can't do cartwheels or roundoffs or headstands, and have you seen me on the highbar? ridiculous.
oh, and if i can't do a roundoff on the floor, why does my prof think i can do one off the balance beam?seriously now...
voice is back.
P.S. i ate dairy queen last night and it was soooo good.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
i'm losing my voice
how am i supposed to heckle with no voice?
don't we all...? secretly?
Saturday, January 07, 2006
this little high school asian girl was trying to start shi*t with me on the skytrain last night. smart move, nevermind the fact that i was about a foot taller than her and my vocabulary includes other words besides "f*ck you" and "bitch".
girls grow up. there's life outside of high school.
eff...
thanks to the losers who started a cake fight at sam's house last night, and whoever graffitied her bedroom... the aftermath was amazing to wake up to.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
so i was having a pretty crappy night and then i walk by this guy with two black cats perched on his shoulders. i pet the cats and they made me happy and then i had a pretty fun night from then on...
Thursday, December 22, 2005
thanks for the bad karma, losers
Thursday, December 22, 2005
ugh... too much for me. back to being a social recluse.
Saturday, December 10, 2005
go giants? i give up on hockey boys... shirley temple- "hippopotamus for christmas"
Sunday, November 13, 2005
genesis- "billy don't you lose my number"
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