About Me 

1) Im Mexican/Finnish.

2) Im your father, no matter who you ARE!!!

3) I've only done three of these and im already TIRED!

Words of Wisdom 

Don't eat 8 burritos in under 10 minutes as a dare, I learned my lesson, I now have the father of all stomachaches.  Don't climb the fence with barbed wire at the top, it hurts.  Don't volunteer to get shot with paintballs wearing nothing but your undies.  Don't tell the teacher to "f*ck off" when she tells you to sit down in your seat.  Don't kiss your former best-friends girlfriend, even if she did like it, your friend won't.  Don't bring razors to school, (this one is not mine, it's my friends). Don't let yourself be dared into jumping a fence into private property guarded by German Shepards.  Don't touch a police officers pistol, I learned my lesson.  Don't bring weed to school.  Don't come high to school.  Don't put porn on your ipod.

This is a lot of the dumb crap I did, ('cept for that one about the razors).  Don't do it, I'd say that's wise.  Wouldn't you?