Words of Wisdom
I have too many favourite quotes to list, so I'll just give you the first ones I think of.
1. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
3. If you're the flame, you can't be burned.
4. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
5. How can there be self-help "groups"?
6. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
7. Don't corner something meaner than you.
8. It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not.
Oh oh oh, and then there's this, from when I was roleplaying with this random Shakespearian dude.
The heavens are over-rated, for Earth has far more greater passions than all of up and down combined. We know the limitations of our anger, the boundaries of our lust, the lines of all the pains and sorrows clinging to our crust. Yet we also know the sweeter times which grow sweeter through the pain. And to know true passion from the bowels of temperance, that is where we gain.